Secborg/Peacekeeper are real?

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Secborg/Peacekeeper are real?

Post by dionysus24779 » #178221

I dunno if it's really of interest to anyone, but I just saw this piece of "news" and had to think of SS13.

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016 ... california

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They're Secborgs, but they're round like eggs just like Peacekeepers. Also they don't have tazers, because no fun allowed.

It's kind of funny, though I kind of expect them to get stolen, dismantled and sold...

Btw. I don't care or read the guardian usually in case that source is of low reputation.
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #178222

those aren't eggs, they're not round at the bottom and in fact they're hardly round at all

they're

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Post by Anonmare » #178285

Isn't this basically a mobile security camera?
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Post by yackemflam » #178290

A mobile sec camera that moves on its own.

So either we wipe ourselves out with some deus ex shit, or skynet will wipe us out first.

Or both and have a system shock end.

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Post by Shaps-cloud » #178300

I wonder how hard it would be to knock one of those over
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Post by yackemflam » #178301

Shaps wrote:I wonder how hard it would be to knock one of those over
It would probably screech like a fire alarm before it would even touch the ground.
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1 Yellow (empty) canister
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Grab a oxygen tank and a plasma tank and bring them to the testing lab.
Super cool the Oxygen and superheat the Plasma.

Clean out the oxygen and plasma tanks with a filter/pump.

Then you wrench and unwrench the plasma and oxygen tanks in toxins. It`s important tha you do it one at a time. Try to get a 85%plasma and 15% oxygen mix.

Once you have a good burn mix, pump the mix into the burn chamber and light it on fire. Wait 10 seconds for it to heat up and pump it into a yellow (empty) canister.

Quickly set the kpa output to 163 kpa and fill the tanks with the burn mix.

Take the oxygen tanks and fill it up with a 613kpa worth of oxygen FIRST then fill the rest with plasma, you should get well over 2000kpa in the end.

With the new atmos system you should wait 5-10 minutes for you tanks to bake.

Take a tank transfer valve, add a oxygen tank and a plasma tank to it. You should have a maxcap bomb. Have fun blowing up the station mining!
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Post by kevinz000 » #178459

code borg riding when
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Post by Screemonster » #178460

CosmicScientist wrote:The slit from a side view looks like a menacing visor though.
I honestly thought of Maximillian.
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Post by Screemonster » #178497

[youtube]n5pOiyD4h6E[/youtube]

Is the bad guy robot from The Black Hole.

Notable for getting a Disney movie a PG rating in 1979, mostly on account of actually using those spinny drill arms on someone on-screen.
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Post by dionysus24779 » #195270

Since this thread is still up I won't make a new one.

So... apperantly the Sec/Peacekeeper borg went malf and run over a toddler!

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[quote]Last week, a robot security guard at the Stanford Shopping Center in Silicon Valley knocked down a toddler while on duty and then apparently just kept on driving. [/quote]



Full story here: http://www.theverge.com/2016/7/13/12170 ... wn-toddler
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Post by Armhulen » #195272

state laws
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Post by Ricotez » #195285

blow the borgs
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Post by Fiz Bump » #195461

It ran over Mekhi?
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Post by tedward1337 » #196010

The toddler had it coming tbh fam smh
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Post by D4C » #196169

But was it valid?
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Post by iamgoofball » #196172

nobody needs an assault secborg
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Post by Anonmare » #196181

Children aren't Human.
No law violations here my friends.
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Post by Jazaen » #196204

Anonmare wrote:Children aren't Human.
No law violations here my friends.
So, before AI harmalerts it has to check med records for those pesky seventeen year-olds?
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Post by Saegrimr » #196205

>Toddler gets its shit bashed in by a secborg
>Toddler regenerates

Valid, clearly a ling.
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Post by MrEousTranger » #196912

WEE OOO WEE OOO HOOMAN HARRM
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Post by Screemonster » #196918

Well, there's a conflicting story here about who ran into who (or what)

toddlers running into stationary objects and the parents blaming whoever left the stationary object there rather than taking responsibility for controlling their offspring isn't a new thing though
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Re: Secborg/Peacekeeper are real?

Post by dionysus24779 » #196943

Heh, I knew the borgs was innocent, but people love to scream "Borgs malf" so easily.
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