Stories of rage, tears and regret

[IcePacks]

Bottom post of the previous page:

>captain
>changeling(pda): yo, sec person is a ling, here's proof
>find proof
>convinced that the proof will convince the ai to help me discretely kill sec person
>since y'know, i don't want to say over the sec radio that the sec ling has that the ling is sec
>kill her
>shit goes in to high gear
>crew forms a veritable lynch mob
>barely managed to calm it down getting on the ai satellite
>still wind up spacing her
>rd: herrederr kill keptin
>synthetics on my ass
>nobody cares
>die
>nobody cares
>secling comes back in from the cold all alive-like
>nobody cares

[Gun Hog]

- I late-join as Roboticist on my lizard character!
- I decide I want to shoot for a Phazon this round!
- I am immediately contacted on Science as soon as I dock. Apparently people recognize me.
- They tell me that Science is incompetent and there will be no research done.
- I take a trip to the HoP and get Research access added to my ID.
- At R&D, I confirm what they told me on the radio. Hardly any research is done, and the guy who decided to do research is a newbie to it.
- There just so happens to be quite the ample pile of minerals just sitting there in the lab, and a miner is also there, waiting for a diamond drill.
- I pop 5 sheets of each mineral into the protolathe and a few for the DA, keeping the rest for Robotics.
- I manage to get research up to high enough levels to get the miner his drill, and print the boards I need for the Phazon.
- I upgrade and sync the fabs, load the plasma, and get that sweet, sweet Phazon building!
- *beep boop, Phazon queue done!* I happily begin preparing to assemble the Phazon...
- ...but I cannot find the chassis part! I check for it in the mech fab...it is not on the list!! I re-sync, confirm the tech levels, and try again...nada.
- The Fab is clearly bugged, and I am boned without divine intervention. I adminhelp my dilemna, and my prayers are answered...
- ...By none other than Aranclanos (the coder that recently overhauled mech fabricators). Using admin wizardry and cloaking, he spawns himself in the lab and checks the mech fab.
- Apparently there was a pathing error for that particular piece, and he simply spawns one for me, leaving in a shower of gibs! (lol)
- That issue resolved, I finally assemble my beautiful Phazon! I return to the fabricator to print out a hypercap and ponder on what equipment I should attach...
- The unthinkable happens. A drone that had been watching me prepare the Phazon decides to help itself to my mech! Without a second thought, the slippery little scrapwad clambers into my Phazon!
- Natrually, I am FURIOUS and DEMAND that the stupid thing get out of my mech! ...it just sits there and chitters at me. I start yelling some more, and the thing just struts around in the mech I took the whole round (with Aran to spawn the missing piece) to build!
- It is then that I remember the MMI bug. THE DRONE PHYSICALLY CANNOT EJECT FROM THE MECH. The round is nearly at its end...Defeated, I simply adminhelp about the drone, then leave on the escape shuttle, depressed.

[Erbbu]

Yeah I felt so bad for you that round, Gun Hog. I was the traitor that got caught and you borged me.

[Silavite]

>CE on badger, maybe 20 people on at most
>Spawn in, wire solars, decide we're not using the singulo this round
>RD is braindead, so I go and give the HoS torso and arms augs
>I do self surgery in robotics with a roller bed and give myself full augs
>Do more random and useless stuff
>As our chef was a traitor and died, I clambered into the kitchen and made some burgers and spaghetti for the staff
>As a few people are chatting in the bar (wow! actual RP!) an announcement comes on
> THE EMERGENCY SHUTTLE HAS BEEN CALLED
[DO NOT RECALL OR MORE WILL DIE]
>Everyone except HoS, an officer, and I just carry on with their daily lives.
>We (me, HoS, and an officer) scour the station, and the guy goes on a mini monologue on how he killed the HoP and whatnot
>The HoS finds him in the departures hall. I come in from north and HoS almost gets hit by polyacid and taser in the south. I get hit by a taser as he's coming up the hall, right before I nail him with my wielded fire axe.
>He gets away with a hand teleporter.
>After a recall and a search, it's called again and the message is [Guess what this nice AI sat has?]
>We all rush to the AI sat, and search it to no avail.
>Finally, I go down to the shuttle lobby to wait in disposals and see if he'd get on the main shuttle.
>Gets flushed down disposals by an assistant
>On my way back to departures, the officer triumphantly yells over the radio, "I've got him!"
>The HoS and I ask about him and the officer says he has been killed.
>We get on the shuttle and depart
>Don't know how the officer managed to kill him, as I had to leave right after the round ended

In the endround screen, he had ordered
Energy Sword and Voice Changer Gas Mask
Objective 1: Steal a slime core (Complete)
Objective 2: Escape alive (Failed)

His name was: TheDoctorAwesome

[deathhoof]

I was told to be the worst captain possible and so I accidentally turned the ai amd security into elite killing machines that genocided the entire non-implanted crew population. Then next round was wizard round and I became survivor captain with dual pulse rifles. Never again do I want to be captain. Too much power is no fun for anybody.

[Scones]

I was told to be the worst captain possible and so I accidentally turned the ai amd security into elite killing machines that genocided the entire non-implanted crew population. Then next round was wizard round and I became survivor captain with dual pulse rifles. Never again do I want to be captain. Too much power is no fun for anybody.

That was quite honestly one of the worst rounds I've ever witnessed.

I have never seen deadchat and subsequently OOC explode quite like that.

[Ricotez]

Captain is either sliding further and further down into complete and utter despair as you feel control of the station slowly slip through your fingers, or becoming literally Hitler.

[cedarbridge]

Captain is either sliding further and further down into complete and utter despair as you feel control of the station slowly slip through your fingers, or becoming literally Hitler.

There's a lesson to be learned here.

[fleure]

First time playing wizard last night. It was pretty great, I convinced everyone I was the mime somehow, gibbed my target, and managed to abuse blink and teleport enough that even with the AI tracking my every move I was able to escape danger pretty easily.

I was hoping to make a hasty escape in one of the pods as launch time dawned, until I teleported to engineering, which dropped me straight into the singo :v

[Erbbu]

>asstation
>assistant
>you are the traitor
>aww yiss
>don't feel like doing anything special so just buy an esword and an emp kit plus a bunch of useless shit
>ask the hop to make me md
>get it
>go and grab the med bay spray bottle
>fill it with water
>yes i am going to be that scummy
>search maintenance for an easy target to slip + emp + esword
>find no one
>just clip wires and emp APCs
>fuck this is boring why am I such a pussy
>find the maint bar
>see some engineer there
>have a couple of drinks with him
>consider killing him
>don't find the heart to do it
>we walk on our separate ways
>spray some water to cover my tracks
>clip a wire
>hear a slipping sound
>it's the engineer
>he is so vulnerable
>i haven't killed anybody
>it's time
>emp him and esword
>three esword hits don't stun him
>he gets up and backs off
>follow him like a retard into the wet tile and slip
>double retard because I did not buy noslips
>he eswords me into crit
>drags me away
>heals me with my medkit
>tells me he likes me and ask me not to kill him
>feel awful about it
>he gives me my esword back
>vow to spend the rest of my life fighting the xeno infestation
>welp nevermind shuttle is here because xenos
>we leave

I am sorry, whoever that engineer was.

[AnonymousNow]

>Be nuke op
>Team immediately begins to bumble. Not sure what they were doing at all, kept faffing around with telecrystals.
>About the only thing we can decide on is getting a cyborg teleporter, which we save for when we get to the station outskirts.
>We wait for a vulnerability in the station's defences, and an absolutely perfect one pops up - captain goes braindead, gives disk to HoS. HoS goes braindead, disk gets put into vault. Result!
>We make our way to the station. One person has managed to both get lost in the short trip and forget to fill or modify their air supply, suffocating themselves.
>I tell my fellow op to summon the cyborg... there are no available ghosts.
>We have to pull back to use the admin refunded telecrystals at a safe distance where we can't be seen, but despite my screaming, my squad moves forward and is spotted by an atmos tech in a RIPLEY.
>Thankfully I used the last of the wasted telecrystals to get a double energy sword - I break the RIPLEY and kill him before he fully arouses the suspicion of the crew.
>Another op has fucked off instead of sticking with us by this time, presumably to place the pointless bomb in escape.
>No matter. Three of us move along the maintenance tunnels, where I breach the wall with a minibomb (after telling the ops to move back and seeing one wander right up next to it as it flashed) and take the disk.
>I yell at them to follow me back. They follow halfway, and then stop dead as I'm running back to escape.
>On my own, I make the leap and get back to the shuttle. I yell over the radio for them to return, giving them explicit instructions from where to jump in what direction, and then proceed to enter the code for the nuke.
>Another guy turns up as I'm shunting the nuke outside, a fellow op (who confirms his identity by speaking).
>I tell him the nuke's armed.
>He steals the nuke.
>There's no other way to say this. He takes one look at the armed nuke, and as we're ready to blow the station up, he TAKES THE NUKE AND FUCKS OFF.
>There is no anger. I have none left. Only sadness.
>Surely he'll make sure the timer's counting down, I think. Surely. There wasn't a long timer on that thing, so I'd better go. It was his choice to jump out after a two minute warning, after all.
>Back at Syndicate HQ, nothing.
>The nuke doesn't go off. The shuttle is called.
>The crew gets on the escape shuttle as I get back and get into a gunfight outside, where a person in a space suit gets a gorillion lucky hits with a pilfered gun and yet I still manage to limp back to Syndie HQ.
>I hear over the radio that a crewman destroyed the nuke with C4 taken from one of my team. The crew escapes.
>I cry in the corner.

[MMMiracles]

-snip-

If this was on ass-teriod station, that crewmember that got in a gunfight with you was me. I saw a nuke op run with the nuke to escape, shot him, and he ended up throwing c4 at me in attempt to drift away, leaving the nuke with me and a block of c4.

I had to do it, man.

[AnonymousNow]

If this was on ass-teriod station, that crewmember that got in a gunfight with you was me. I saw a nuke op run with the nuke to escape, shot him, and he ended up throwing c4 at me in attempt to drift away, leaving the nuke with me and a block of c4.

I had to do it, man.

He threw C4 at you and left the nuke behind.

This must be griff. It cannot be humanly possible to act in such a precise way as to be damaging to our cause through accident or stupidity. It's incredible.

[ExplosiveCrate]

Hanlon's third law: sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.

But yeah, seems like intentional grief to me.

[Septavius]

You slip the knife inside the birthday cake.

sigh

[ChrisClark13]

>Roboticist
>Start building stuff, everything's going alright.
>Notice someone has left a large shipment of plasma on the floor.
>PHAZON ACTIVATE
>Print all the parts
>Turns out we don't have the tech for the boards
>Bug R&D and they get all the science done.
>Print boards finally, kudzu invading everything
>Don't care, gonna get dat phazon.
>Get the boards in and the wiki is out of date so I go the code.
>Decipher code, get phasic scanner and super cap installed.
>Turns out I need a Bluespace Crystal, luckily the RD was able to print an artificial one.
>Get everything together, last few steps.
>Viro comes in and injects me with his super virus. Okay.jpeg
>He's hanging around... wary about finishing mech...
>Decide to finish it, he climbs right the Phazon and starts robusting me with it.
>End up going into crit when he gets enough time to install a laser gun. Saved by miner and stuff.
>Call him out over radio, eventually I find out the mech did end up being destroyed.
>Sigh
>Try to put together a Durand but the round ends before I can do so.
>Oh I was traitor? Huh? I was too busy putting together DAT PHAZON.

[Braincake]

You slip the knife inside the birthday cake.

sigh

Totally related:

>Start as nuke op
>Admin spawns in and persuades us to go pizza delivering
>Makes a bunch of pizzas and renames everything to "Pizza Delivery Suit" etc
>Heard about eswords supposedly being usable for cookery
>Get a double esword
>Use it on a pizza
>You slip the double-bladed esword into the pizza!
>Shit, forgot to turn it on
>Persuade fellow op to give me his double esword
>Turn it on
>Use it on the same pizza
>You slip the double bladed esword (active) into the pizza!
>Double shit
>Beg admins for a kitchen knife
>Granted, get the eswords back, suit up
>Arrive on station
>Deliver one pizza to Botany
>Janitor has a spraybottle
>Pre-nerf water slipping
>Not enough points for noslips after all the swords
>We all slip and get robusted

[Xerux]

You are the DA, kill some assistant. My genetics partner abruptly asks about me buying an e-bow if they buy a dual-sword. Wait, how do they know, paranoia at 11. Turns out I'm not their target, okay. Think about it, suddenly a scientist (Kayla) hacks in from maint, with no ID and a mask, says that they're here to do genetics then breaks into the monkey pen. As this is happening an atmos tech wanders in through the hacked door. The atmos tech is apparently my lab partner's target, she introduces them both to the dual-esword, she sticks the atmos tech in a modifier and I hide the other in the patient one, locking it.

Engineer comes up to the front window, asks about the blood and atmos tech. We say that they hacked in from maint and attacked us, engineer doesn't buy it, sicks medbay sec and CMO on us. Lab partner gets tazed and cuffed, esword is found and they unsuccessfully try to claim it's the atmos tech's. Engineer points them to the locker I just locked and I make my escape. I hide in a locker by the washing machine, the engineer comes in, drags a welding tank right by my locker and then blows it up (?), they swear (maybe a mistake?) then leave. As I hide, my target comes in with another assistant, they sit at the table and discuss hitting the vault and shooting anyone who gets in the way. I pop out of the locker, ebow both and toss them a minibomb. The wrong one gets gibbed so I brave the breach, take my target to arrivals and space him. I'm hiding in a locker when along comes the engineer and opens it, I run into the arrival shuttle and hide in another locker out of sight and see them hide in a locker. I flee the other way and hide in an escape pod, they eventually find me and I flee again, stashing my ebow under a floor tile. I hide for ~5 minutes, find out I'm not on arrest by tempting beepsky and then go to see about returning to genetics. Engineer is there and so is Kayla, who says that both me and the other geneticist killed them and hid their body. I run away and lose the medbay officer, hide some more. Bored, I try to find out from the CMO if I'm in any trouble, I'm not on wanted and don't seem to be. Try to go do actual genetics work, both are still there and immediately attack me. CMO screams for security, I'm saved by sec but brigged, they've got no evidence though and by now the scientist's story has changed to that I killed them and must have given the esword to the other geneticist.

Spoiler:

Nolan Field asks, "Kayla, do you not know the difference between blonde and brown hair?"

Kayla Alyak says, "THEY HAD A DOUBLE ESWORD"
Kayla Alyak puts the gas mask into the backpack.
Kayla Alyak says, "hey nolan"
Nolan Field says, "The other geneticist had the esword. They were arrested with it."
Kayla Alyak asks, "do you know what im going to do to you?"
Kayla Alyak says, "im going to make sure you're dead"
Rocco Brandenburg says, "That is ture."
Kayla Alyak says, "if you get permad"
Kayla Alyak says, "ill break in and kill you"
Rocco Brandenburg says, "We arrested the other one."
Nolan Field asks, "Try to kill me as you planned before when you broke in with no ID?"
Kayla Alyak says, "ill gib your corpse and make burgers from the meat"
Rocco Brandenburg sighs.
Kayla Alyak says, "If you get released, ill gut you with a broken bottle"
Kayla Alyak says, "Ill break into security if i have to"
Rocco Brandenburg says, "Kayla, you wont do that."
Kayla Alyak says, "you're fucking dead kid"
Nolan Field says, "I came to help the CMO get your body out of that locker you jerk."
Ramona Faust hugs Kayla Alyak to make her feel better!
Nolan Field says, "But you were already out."
Kayla Alyak says, "Save your lies for someone who cares retard"
Kayla Alyak says, "you're dead"
Kayla Alyak says, "ill make sure of that"
Kayla Alyak says, "be seeing you"
...
Kayla Alyak says, "he had a double esword"
Nolan Field says, "Leif's pda has the message of me telling him I was coming to help get them out of the locker."
Kayla Alyak says, "which he gave to his friend elodi"

Both spend the next 5 minutes pacing in front of my cell, someone makes multiple BoH singulos, the shuttle is called and both the officer and warden get ready to take me on the pod, only both Kayla and Ramona broke into the back of sec. I'm already hurt badly, Kayla finishes me off with a broken bottle and then kills the warden after using a disabler on him. To my incredible surprise neither were antags, next round Kayla shits on me in ooc and accuses the warden of metafriending me.

[Aleph]

You are the DA, kill some assistant. My genetics partner abruptly asks about me buying an e-bow if they buy a dual-sword. Wait, how do they know, paranoia at 11. Turns out I'm not their target, okay. Think about it, suddenly a scientist (Kayla) hacks in from maint, with no ID and a mask, says that they're here to do genetics then breaks into the monkey pen. As this is happening an atmos tech wanders in through the hacked door. The atmos tech is apparently my lab partner's target, she introduces them both to the dual-esword, she sticks the atmos tech in a modifier and I hide the other in the patient one, locking it.

Engineer comes up to the front window, asks about the blood and atmos tech. We say that they hacked in from maint and attacked us, engineer doesn't buy it, sicks medbay sec and CMO on us. Lab partner gets tazed and cuffed, esword is found and they unsuccessfully try to claim it's the atmos tech's. Engineer points them to the locker I just locked and I make my escape. I hide in a locker by the washing machine, the engineer comes in, drags a welding tank right by my locker and then blows it up (?), they swear (maybe a mistake?) then leave. As I hide, my target comes in with another assistant, they sit at the table and discuss hitting the vault and shooting anyone who gets in the way. I pop out of the locker, ebow both and toss them a minibomb. The wrong one gets gibbed so I brave the breach, take my target to arrivals and space him. I'm hiding in a locker when along comes the engineer and opens it, I run into the arrival shuttle and hide in another locker out of sight and see them hide in a locker. I flee the other way and hide in an escape pod, they eventually find me and I flee again, stashing my ebow under a floor tile. I hide for ~5 minutes, find out I'm not on arrest by tempting beepsky and then go to see about returning to genetics. Engineer is there and so is Kayla, who says that both me and the other geneticist killed them and hid their body. I run away and lose the medbay officer, hide some more. Bored, I try to find out from the CMO if I'm in any trouble, I'm not on wanted and don't seem to be. Try to go do actual genetics work, both are still there and immediately attack me. CMO screams for security, I'm saved by sec but brigged, they've got no evidence though and by now the scientist's story has changed to that I killed them and must have given the esword to the other geneticist.

Spoiler:

Nolan Field asks, "Kayla, do you not know the difference between blonde and brown hair?"

Kayla Alyak says, "THEY HAD A DOUBLE ESWORD"
Kayla Alyak puts the gas mask into the backpack.
Kayla Alyak says, "hey nolan"
Nolan Field says, "The other geneticist had the esword. They were arrested with it."
Kayla Alyak asks, "do you know what im going to do to you?"
Kayla Alyak says, "im going to make sure you're dead"
Rocco Brandenburg says, "That is ture."
Kayla Alyak says, "if you get permad"
Kayla Alyak says, "ill break in and kill you"
Rocco Brandenburg says, "We arrested the other one."
Nolan Field asks, "Try to kill me as you planned before when you broke in with no ID?"
Kayla Alyak says, "ill gib your corpse and make burgers from the meat"
Rocco Brandenburg sighs.
Kayla Alyak says, "If you get released, ill gut you with a broken bottle"
Kayla Alyak says, "Ill break into security if i have to"
Rocco Brandenburg says, "Kayla, you wont do that."
Kayla Alyak says, "you're fucking dead kid"
Nolan Field says, "I came to help the CMO get your body out of that locker you jerk."
Ramona Faust hugs Kayla Alyak to make her feel better!
Nolan Field says, "But you were already out."
Kayla Alyak says, "Save your lies for someone who cares retard"
Kayla Alyak says, "you're dead"
Kayla Alyak says, "ill make sure of that"
Kayla Alyak says, "be seeing you"
...
Kayla Alyak says, "he had a double esword"
Nolan Field says, "Leif's pda has the message of me telling him I was coming to help get them out of the locker."
Kayla Alyak says, "which he gave to his friend elodi"

Both spend the next 5 minutes pacing in front of my cell, someone makes multiple BoH singulos, the shuttle is called and both the officer and warden get ready to take me on the pod, only both Kayla and Ramona broke into the back of sec. I'm already hurt badly, Kayla finishes me off with a broken bottle and then kills the warden after using a disabler on him. To my incredible surprise neither were antags, next round Kayla shits on me in ooc and accuses the warden of metafriending me.

I got eaten by the BoH bomb with the miner who I was invesigating who broke into perma to break another DA out. I thought the engineer was an antag, you should FNR it

[Screemonster]

Yeah, that's pretty much validhunting to the max.

And being oocly shitty to someone for daring to roll antag is pretty shitty behaviour too. Reminds me of the trenchies on Urban Dead who'd shit on zombie players every chance they got on the wiki, like they existed solely for them to get their zombie-huntin' thrills on.

[qwert]

>finish building luxury hotel Traitoria in space
> Yell about opening of deluxe apartments for spessmens of good taste
> CLown named traitor walks in yells : Traitors gonna trait! Sets up syndicate bomb, I slip on his pda and get rekt
> Some guy with ebow and esword runs in and robusts clown
> Some chemist runs in and melts him with polyacid
> Random greyshirt with revolver runs in and outguns chemist
> AI, who is traitor too sends his borgs, who laser shit out of him and my deluxe metalfoam walls
>Bomb goes off gibbing borgs and bodies, destroying the appartments for gentlemen of refined taste

Damn traitors betrayed me.

[Wyzack]

Jesus that sounds like a hilarious clusterfuck

[Vigilare]

> ASStation, Basil
> Be Kay Faraday, Chaplain (unsuccessful roll on high HoP)
> Religion: "Spessjesoos"
> Time to preach religi-- NOPE, TATER
> Steal RCD and escape alive
> Falsewall into Tech Storage with the mime
> Take insulated gloves and toolbox
> Borg wants help with VTEC Module
> Get let into the Vault, take gold for VTEC and champ belt
> Help borg with VTEC and power cell
> Nobody's set up the singulo
> Shoddily set up singularity
> Get paranoid, cut strength wire on PA so AI can't sabotage it
> Time to get muh thievings on
> Steal toolbelt, welding helmet and mesons from Engineering
> Hack into EVA from maint and steal RCD, easy
> Hack into Vault, wonder why the belt isn't there.. oh wait
> Go to HoP's office and buy a balloon in front of them, syndie PDA open and visible
> Like three other people see, nobody cares
> Give HoP balloon, mfw HoP doesn't meta and kill me on sight
> Get lime juice from mime Bartender, thank graciously
> Go back to the vault, someone's bolted it this time
> Ask AI to let me in, AI complies
> Open empty Gold crate while AI's watching, close it again
> Open coin crate and take coin
> Give coin to mime for good bartending, run
> Borg comes to me and delivers crapton of stolen goods
> No idea why, roll with it and take the hand tele and pinpointer
> Ask borg to return important stuff
> Hold service in chapel (oh yeah I had a religion, right)
> Service is about the joys of theft, show Detective my stolen stuff
> RCD, Champ belt, hand tele, pinpointer, laser pointer, a ton of cash, Captain's flask, stamps
> Detective approves
> CMO attacks HoP on the Bridge; find out over comms
> CMO dead, HoP had an egun in her closet
> Borg comes back, delivers the entire contents of the RD's office
> OK why not, upgrade PDA with cartridge
> Medsci borg the CMO, RD takes body for research
> HoP has changeling flashbacks, starts screaming over comms
> Run to HoP office and get let in by the AI
> Calm down HoP, pretend null rod is an anti-changeling device
> Assistant turns up, HoP gets scared again
> Shoo Assistant away, Clown appears at front desk making changeling noises
> "gAbsorbing the HoP in a minute" stuff like that
> Ask HoP for egun to stuncuffbuckleweldspace the clown
> HoP shoots me, but egun was on stun
> Yakkity
> Borg comes back and gives me the Janitor's closet
> Klepto borg
> Take galoshes, ask it to return the rest
> HoP starts shouting again
> Go in, calm HoP down, give them null rod
> Assistant is outside in a locker
> HoP starts screaming
> Get holy water, give to HoP, they get drunk on it
> Offer to bring a full water tank of holy water, they say yes
> Bring full water tank, get stunned when I walk in
> Bless HoP with miracles of holy water; someone is PDAing her with changeling stuff
> Offer to fix PDA (disable messages), HoP yakkitites
> All the way in the Brig
> Run to Brig, HoP is there, Assistant is there in the locker
> whyyyyyy
> Shoo off Assistant, placate HoP, suddenly shuttle
> Shuttle time
> Glorious greentext
> Forgot I was tater

'k
so naming yourself Kay Faraday and having the AI change your tcomms title to 'Yatagarasu' gets results

Whoever the HoP was that round, 10/10 A* RP.

[Wyzack]

Wrong bread mate, that was an awesome round.

[bandit]

>finish building luxury hotel Traitoria in space
> Yell about opening of deluxe apartments for spessmens of good taste
> CLown named traitor walks in yells : Traitors gonna trait! Sets up syndicate bomb, I slip on his pda and get rekt
> Some guy with ebow and esword runs in and robusts clown
> Some chemist runs in and melts him with polyacid
> Random greyshirt with revolver runs in and outguns chemist
> AI, who is traitor too sends his borgs, who laser shit out of him and my deluxe metalfoam walls
>Bomb goes off gibbing borgs and bodies, destroying the appartments for gentlemen of refined taste

Damn traitors betrayed me.

wrong thread

[qwert]

> niggas playing basketball in dorms
> Buy minibomb, catch this, niggas!
> Nigga actually catches it and throws back
> It explodes same moment I get hit.
> Niggas continue playing basketball
> Dat robustness

[FredNodoor]

> niggas playing basketball in dorms
> Buy minibomb, catch this, niggas!
> Nigga actually catches it and throws back
> It explodes same moment I get hit.
> Niggas continue playing basketball
> Dat robustness

SLAM STATUS

SLAMMED [X]
Not Slammed[]

[Saltycut]

Long story of misery:
>Start as a Sec officer, gear up, commence patrol
>After half a minute explosion on the hallway, I happen to be the closest to the epicenter
>Explosion destroys almost all of my gear, I am put to crit and die from cold, after some time someone drags me to genetics
>There is no power because traitor has set the powersink. My body lays there for a next 10 minutes before power is back.
>I am cloned, I ask them to put me into cryo. Someone does that but no one has added cryomix that stands in the beaker on the nearby table to the tube
>They put me in out of cryo for another 10 minutes durig which I am cold and unconsious.
>Finally they add cryomix and I am healed. I ask for my gear. Turns out explosion has deleted everything but my headset and satchel with sec mask and internals box.
>Naked, hungry with just my satchel on the back I try to return to my deparment.
>I get there and officer lets me in. Some graytide shittler is assaulting warden.
>I run to help, I disarm the perperator few times, in the meantime he punches me in the face, I start to bleed
>Warden suddenly stuns me and start to beat me too. Then he cuffs me, and proceeds to detain assistant.
>I remove the cuffs, trying to explain to warden what happened and that I want to get implanted and return to duty
>Another officer comes to brig, stuns me repeatedly when I try to explain
>I had enough of this humiliation and disrespect, I try to commit suicide, they don't let me, I try again, I get stunned and dragged out of brig
>Some passing assistants robs me of whats left of my possesions,
>I am banished, exiled from my home, betrayed by my people, naked, badly wounded, malnourished with only sachel and box of internals
>I wander throughout the station, I tell people I am retried sec veteran, currently homless and with no possesions
>I ask for some food or spare change, soap to wash my dirty body, everyone ignores me not even a single good person gives me a cup ramen
>At the escape I meet retried atmos, he tells me he is homless and broke too, local piano artist plays Hurt by Johny Cash
>I decided to return to the arrivals, where everything started. I approch the airlock and contemplate ending my miserable life gazing in space
>Suddenly assistant in cyan suit and spiked hair appears, runs to me, pushes me to the ground and start slashing me with his arm that now looks like a blade
>I collapse under a few hits as I am already in a bad health for a long time now
>He strips me off of my satchel and locks me in the locker
>I watch as he wanders off and leaves my mutiliated body to rot
>After a while someone comes in and opens the locker, doctor accidentaly passing there by sees the body and takes it
>She drags my corpse on the corridor and just below the bar slipps on the space lube
>She flys off the screen, tries to come back but then i the see floor tiles being ripped from the floor in medbay lobby
>Sinugo approches from the south, destroys the medbay and ripps my body to pieces leaving only a bloody pulp
>A single tear runs down my cheek

[Rumpelstiltskin3]

>Quartermaster
>Make this whole plan to secede from station, but for real.
>Declare independence from Station.
>HoP, Captain and a Sec officer come to arrest my ass.
>Doors welded and bolted but they break through the windows.
>Fend them off with my crew.
>Miner comes in replaces all the windows with diamond walls and gold floor tiles.
>Never has there been a swankier cargo.
>HoP comes five minutes later, arrests me and I spend the rest of the round in the Psych Ward.

[whodaloo]

>highlander round
>spend the first ten minutes or so murdering and dying and respawning in a futile attempt to get the disk
>eventually get bored with the cycle of death and rebirth so I wander off throughout the station
>go to the holodeck, there's two highlanders playing ball
>ask if I can join, but 2v1 is a no-go
>a fourth guy wanders up and we start a game of pick-up
>ball for about ten more minutes, when the shuttle ticks to three minutes we call the game off
>we band up together as a team with the unspoken understanding that there can only be one at the end
>fight our way through the halls and into maint, eventually breach xenobio where we find the disk
>i pull the satchel that contains the disk off a corpse and we start to make our way to the shuttle
>science is hull breached fuck
>we loop around through maint, eventually reach the maint tunnel right below escape
>one of the b-ballers opens the door, someone set the entire escape hallway on fire
>the baller who opened the door almost immediately gets critted
>the other two collapse due to the heat and the oxygen
>i try to spacewalk over into a shuttle window but go into crit half way there
>die with the disk in my bag ten tiles from safety
>shuttle leaves
>half a greentext

[AnonymousNow]

Words

>Start as roboticist
>Get turned into Highlander outside department
>Die and live a few times, but spend a good three minutes early round with the disk before I'm clusterfucked
>Somebody sets the corridors on fire
>Right, it's fucking on now, chaps.
>Go to atmospherics, get a full suit and oxygen tank
>Disk has vanished off the sensors; rumours that it's in mining
>Head there, break windows and maul several highlanders
>Cram warm Donk Pockets down my throat to avoid dying to the first whispering breeze
>Shuttle has arrived. Stomp through the corridors and fires, not giving a fuck
>Jump into a shuttle with two people on it, a man with two broadswords and a suit of flaming armour emerging from a burning corridor
>Deal with one of the shuttle occupiers easily. The other...
>...is a character I recognise as playing a doctor, fairly recent, and yet almost as often as I do.
>Well, fuck. I have to appeal to what my character would do.
>And at this point, he'd realise he's been slaughtering dozens through the red mist when he's supposed to be a doctor. And he's about to kill another doctor.
>Damn it. Well, I haven't got the disk anyway, so...
>So as the other character approaches, he wanders out of the airlock, and floats through the void in his spess suit.

Hey, did I ever tell anyone that I'm a massive RPfag? I talk to people, I communicate, instead of constantly going for the kill all the damn time.

End-of-round chat was furious, referred to what happened on the shuttle as "ERP". So this could be either Rage & Regret, or Awesome.

[LA MAYONESA]

>just playin' the game normal and all
>saegrmir and antonkr come on and start trash talkin' me
>i school 'em with my rhyme book and knowledge of the streets
>they ban me

this server

it's comin' down mayday mayday and all that

[Ricotez]

>just playin' the game normal and all
>saegrmir and antonkr come on and start trash talkin' me
>i school 'em with my rhyme book and knowledge of the streets
>they ban me

this server

it's comin' down mayday mayday and all that

lol is this about that hour-long ban you got for OOC in IC

[Preamble]

End-of-round chat was furious, referred to what happened on the shuttle as "ERP". So this could be either Rage & Regret, or Awesome.

>Plays doctor
>claims he doesn't ERP.
lol

[AnonymousNow]

>Plays doctor
>claims he doesn't ERP.
lol

As in, frequently plays medical doctor role or chief medical officer role. So no.

[Wyzack]

>Be detective
>Asstation
>Not a lot going on, get a drink and patrol around
>Chef says Luck's party's food was ready
>Fuckers didnt even invite me
>"Xemo is gibbed at botany"
>Go check it out
>Pile of gibs, lizard pelt and a hatchet
>Take pictures of the scene, scan everything
>No prints on hatchet or anything, think maybe he skinned himself somehow
>Look at Xemo's med records, DNA doesnt match the gibs
>Dafuq?
>No one knows what the shit is going on
>search the DNA
>It is mine
>Didn't see Xemo all shift, could not have absorbed my DNA
>Come to the conclusion that Xemo is my lizardised clone
>Rip in peace the brother i never knew i had
>Shitton of dead NPC clowns spawn
>Everyone is in clown gear
>Singularity gets loose, gravity is fucked
>Luck and other start freaking out in arrivals
>Lings or something
>Float over to check it out
>Alfred Keplin tases me, beats me to death with an airtank
>Dragged to arrivals
>Some godawful blood orgy in arrivals, HoS is dead, dead people everywhere, pack of murderers dressed as clowns
>Shit is fucked beyond repair
>Deadchat cries for deathsquid
>Deathsquid arrives
>One squiddy breaks for the bridge, ruthelessly hunts down and kills the CMO
>Round ends as revs win
>It was rev
>Deathsquid officer won the round for enemies of Nanotrasen

And that was the story of how i discovered that Xemo the lizard was actually a lizardized clone of Caleb Robinson. The revs were a little pissed that a deathsquid was sent in a rev round, but deadchat was bitching for it pretty consistantly, and we didn't know it was rev.

[qwert]

> linground
>Hey guys, we can make some grand ling conspiracy
>NONONOEVERYBODYWORKS4HIMSELF
> Zoey Webb transforms everyone in her copy, so everybody knows its ling round, then she gets lynched.
> Find out, that emp works, while you are hiding in lockers/ disposals or riding disposal tubes
> ride the disposals all the shift emping people as I pass under them, so they freakout
> engineers mad of mesons blinding them
> the fullaugs menace is sad
> security whining about somebody emping them from nowhere, so they have to return into brig for recharging guns
> flash in the pocket menace is sad, because it is blinding them 4 no raisins
> wipe out research of scientists with emp, as they are close to finishing
> shuttle call
>>emp robotics and escape nonstop for lols
> hide in emergency locker on shuttle , emp everyone again
> FIND DAT LING
>Nobody opens the locker from which emp comes from
>As always, when I get ling, nobody wants grand conspiracy, so its usual ling round spent trying to find out new way to get mad as many people as possible without killing them and getting discovered, so they lynch innocents and RAAAGE.

[Preamble]

>Plays doctor
>claims he doesn't ERP.
lol

As in, frequently plays medical doctor role or chief medical officer role. So no.

So you don't just play doctor, you do it frequently?
Christ you must be the sluttiest spaceman around.

[AnonymousNow]

So you don't just play doctor, you do it frequently?
Christ you must be the sluttiest spaceman around.

You don't quite seem to understand - playing as a doctor does not involve ERP, at least not with absolute certainty, and I do not partake in it.

Spoiler:

I play a 52 year old man with frostbitten testicles, you sicko.

[Preamble]

Wait, Miku Frost bit your guys testicles?
Dude that's the weirdest ERP I have ever heard of.

[AnonymousNow]

Wait, Miku Frost bit your guys testicles?
Dude that's the weirdest ERP I have ever heard of.

One day, patient explanation to the deliberately obtuse will achieve the desired effect.
Still don't know why I bother, though.

[Pandarsenic]

Wait, Miku Frost bit your guys testicles?
Dude that's the weirdest ERP I have ever heard of.

One day, patient explanation to the deliberately obtuse will achieve the desired effect.
Still don't know why I bother, though.

>Getting that part
>Implying you're still going to get results somehow
>Implying
>Etc.

[AnonymousNow]

Reasonable doubt

[spoiler]Naïve hope for the nature of man - that the playerbase doesn't turn into a single mass ready to demonise roleplay whilst praising powergaming and murderboning.

Hope springs eternal.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Also it's sort of easy to wind up contrarians.[/spoiler]

[Preamble]

Wait, Miku Frost bit your guys testicles?
Dude that's the weirdest ERP I have ever heard of.

One day, patient explanation to the deliberately obtuse will achieve the desired effect.
Still don't know why I bother, though.

Would you rather I be acute?
A cute medbay stutterwhore, that is. You bloody degenerate ERP'er.

[Scones]

I never thought I would actually be so suddenly bothered with a round end wherein I do decently

>Head of Personnel
>You are the traitor!
>#1 Hijack the shuttle and escape alone
>Why the fuck do I keep getting this objective
>I already completed it earlier today
>Pray for more things to do
>Debrain some Security officer
>Okay that's fine by me
>Promote people and give unnecessary amounts of access to anyone who asks
>Give my ID captain-level and ensure the line is all gone before moving out to alleviate suspicion
>Go into EVA for toolbelt and gloves
>Go to Medbay for their drapes
>Neither me nor the admin online knows how to fold up a rollerbed
>Decide not to jack Surgery, hack the Autolathe and make my own tools
>Stash it all in a backpack alongside a rollerbed in a remote room of Maint
>Stalk prey intensely
>Target gibbed in an explosion, resolve to call shuttle is frustration
>Get debrain objective removed, replace with kill Lumi Pharon, the Chaplain
>Decide the be a fucking scumbag because I don't want to deal with Lumi
>Order a funny pen
>Engage in brief RP with Chaplain
>Begin wrestling
>Keep dropping my pen
>Chaplain is a good person with morals and says nothing
>Prick!
>They try to run
>You cannot outrun the funny pen
>Drag them to Medbay so onlookers aren't too suspect
>Drag them through Medbay and into viro disposals
>There we go
>Things are going sort of crazy now
>Crew vanishing every moment
>Resolve to fuck up escape doors and call it a shift
>Grab a space-suit and de-wire+emag all the airlocks
>Feel somewhat satisfied, call the shuttle
>Ask for 1 more TC so I can blow escapes
>denied
>6 minutes ETA
>2 more objectives
>Medal of Captaincy and Ablative Armor
>Stroll into Armory and tell the officer I need the armor for 'reasons'
>Go into the Captain's office, unlock his medal box, and take the medal
>3 minutes
>Hustle out through NE solars airlock
>Run a final bag check
>I coordinated R&D and Mining until competent people showed up
>Have my bag of holding
>It is holding lots
>Space suit
>Complete surgery kit
>Separate bag full of traitor funnies
>Get to the dock in space
>Feeling somewhat giddy
>Break in through the window
>Nobody in sight
>Emag bridge
>Emag console
>"LATER!"
>Satisfactory shouts of "WHAAT" over radio
>Ripley, Secborg, and a mob appear below the bridge
>How the fuck
>Turns out the Ripley drilled one airlock
>Sigh and admit defeat
>Wish I had that 1 TC to blow up escapes
>And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for that meddling Roboticist
>Scooby Doo moment where the Detective unmasks me
>"It's... It's the HoP!"
>"Yes. Yes it is."

Fuck, I was so mad. I was about to get away with bonus objectives and everything. I did succeed in a hijacking earlier that day, though, so I wasn't awfully bitter about how that objective more often than not ends up being so tear-drawing when you come so close to it and fail because of some shit with a drill

[AnonymousNow]

Would you rather I be acute?
A cute medbay stutterwhore, that is. You bloody degenerate ERP'er.

Well, I've explained how you are wrong in detail and you've responded only with desperate insistence to the contrary in an attempt to get my goat, so I'll be satisfied with being right and leave you to your ranting.

[bandit]

>Join as captain
>Security informs me there's a cult
>A bunch of mimes hand me a security officer in crit
>Drag officer to medbay, cryo
>Clown acting suspicious
>Baton it like a man
>BOOM
>Clown was a bomb, i ded, cryo ded, officer ded, we all ded

[Wyzack]

AnonymousNow, i believe he was attempting to engage in a joke with you, and seriously doubt he honestly believes that all medbay personelle ERP. please do not be so salty

[Scones]

>Join as captain
>Security informs me there's a cult
>A bunch of mimes hand me a security officer in crit
>Drag officer to medbay, cryo
>Clown acting suspicious
>Baton it like a man
>BOOM
>Clown was a bomb, i ded, cryo ded, officer ded, we all ded

Honestly that was a mercy killing considering the VINEPOCALYPSE that followed

[AnonymousNow]

AnonymousNow, i believe he was attempting to engage in a joke with you, and seriously doubt he honestly believes that all medbay personelle ERP. please do not be so salty

How is wanting to deflate somebody's lame joke salty?

[Septavius]

AnonymousNow, i believe he was attempting to engage in a joke with you, and seriously doubt he honestly believes that all medbay personelle ERP. please do not be so salty

How is wanting to deflate somebody's lame joke salty?

faggot.