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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Scott » #26699

Bottom post of the previous page:

Wait, blowing up PDAs does not destroy the ID anymore?
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Ikarrus » #26708

No.

>Find Captain
>Blow PDA
>Steal ID
Former Dev/Headmin
Who is this guy?
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by TheWiznard » #26797

>Malf AI
>Shit's going kosher, got me a starting borg, rolls engi
>he uploads some tcomms tomfoolery
>starts to space all the engineer/ atmos rigs, shits looking pretty cash as I keep hacking apc's
>nother borg rolls up, goes medical; sweet shit nigga. engi starts terraforming my core into space. shit is looking pretty fly
>sets up bots and shit in the sat foyer doing mad skills yo.
>south east side of station almost completely hacked
>buy like 2 overrides and 1 overload and a turret upgrood
>shit's looking good north east side of station is pretty much subverted
>QM finds hacked apc thinks its emagged till he sees some more
>go loud start animating the cloning machine and cryo, they eat up medbay thanks to hacked cleanerbot bro
>blow rd console, animate food vending machine in the hallway
>people try escaping to mining
>lock like 3-4 people on the pod and animate the computer so it gobbles em up
>shit's going good everyone is running into shocked doors and dying
>shits looking pretty good
>see mime running into sci, start wondering whats goin-
>*CLICK CLICK CLICK BANG CLICK CLICK CLICK BANG CLICK CLICK BANG CLICK BANG*
>SHUDDER AND SIEZE UP, DED
>mime telesci'd into my core directly infront of me in nano seconds
>killed me with the russian revolver
>I am unrobust fucking casual
>someone used maths in a 2d spaceman rp game to kill me

I am BYOND mad right now, it just happened like 10 minutes ago. It's what I get for not expecting someone to know the coords to the AI sat of the top of their head. all because I woefully underestimate telesci all the time.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Kangaraptor » #26801

TheWiznard wrote:>Malf AI
>Shit's going kosher, got me a starting borg, rolls engi
>he uploads some tcomms tomfoolery
>starts to space all the engineer/ atmos rigs, shits looking pretty cash as I keep hacking apc's
>nother borg rolls up, goes medical; sweet shit nigga. engi starts terraforming my core into space. shit is looking pretty fly
>sets up bots and shit in the sat foyer doing mad skills yo.
>south east side of station almost completely hacked
>buy like 2 overrides and 1 overload and a turret upgrood
>shit's looking good north east side of station is pretty much subverted
>QM finds hacked apc thinks its emagged till he sees some more
>go loud start animating the cloning machine and cryo, they eat up medbay thanks to hacked cleanerbot bro
>blow rd console, animate food vending machine in the hallway
>people try escaping to mining
>lock like 3-4 people on the pod and animate the computer so it gobbles em up
>shit's going good everyone is running into shocked doors and dying
>shits looking pretty good
>see mime running into sci, start wondering whats goin-
>*CLICK CLICK CLICK BANG CLICK CLICK CLICK BANG CLICK CLICK BANG CLICK BANG*
>SHUDDER AND SIEZE UP, DED
>mime telesci'd into my core directly infront of me in nano seconds
>killed me with the russian revolver
>I am unrobust fucking casual
>someone used maths in a 2d spaceman rp game to kill me

I am BYOND mad right now, it just happened like 10 minutes ago. It's what I get for not expecting someone to know the coords to the AI sat of the top of their head. all because I woefully underestimate telesci all the time.
always steal the bluespace crystals from tcomms with an engyborg

always.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Raven776 » #26972

I was in that round. I even polyacid sprayed the ion rifle and melted a few security faces.

With that said, poly-chloral injections aren't nearly as robust as I was hoping they would be. It took SO MUCH to get them as a mediborg and there was no payoff.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Rose-chan » #26982

>admin spawn as syndieborg to cause distractions to make it easier for traitors to complete their objectives
>get robusted by those same traitors
>all objectives failed by all traitors
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by IcePacks » #28826

>latejoin assistant
>find a braindead
>take his id and a balaclava
>run around pushing shit
>push a robutticist to the GROUND
>TAKE THAT PHONY
>FLASH
>the other roboticist runs up
>FLASH
>FLASH
>FLASH
>they're flashing my butthole over and over
>virologist runs up and injects all three of us with his mystical virus juice
>the phonies get up and leave
>YOU ARE THE DOUBLE AGENT
>okay well at least i have an excuse now
>see the head of security with the captain's id slip
>walk up and take it
>run through maintenance, shutting airlocks behind me to mask my escape
>arrive in genetics, kill my target, blow up his corpse and the apc
>flee
>get arrested trying to modify my access and completely separate myself from augustus buttlicker (my alias)
>virologist's serum kicks in
>break out of the permabrig nude into space
>and survive
>go afk a bit
>come back
>decide i'm going to take the fight to security
>find out my healing factor wore off in space
>die

EDIT: now with the actual story
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Reimoo » #28830

TheWiznard wrote:>Malf AI
>Shit's going kosher, got me a starting borg, rolls engi
>he uploads some tcomms tomfoolery
>starts to space all the engineer/ atmos rigs, shits looking pretty cash as I keep hacking apc's
>nother borg rolls up, goes medical; sweet shit nigga. engi starts terraforming my core into space. shit is looking pretty fly
>sets up bots and shit in the sat foyer doing mad skills yo.
>south east side of station almost completely hacked
>buy like 2 overrides and 1 overload and a turret upgrood
>shit's looking good north east side of station is pretty much subverted
>QM finds hacked apc thinks its emagged till he sees some more
>go loud start animating the cloning machine and cryo, they eat up medbay thanks to hacked cleanerbot bro
>blow rd console, animate food vending machine in the hallway
>people try escaping to mining
>lock like 3-4 people on the pod and animate the computer so it gobbles em up
>shit's going good everyone is running into shocked doors and dying
>shits looking pretty good
>see mime running into sci, start wondering whats goin-
>*CLICK CLICK CLICK BANG CLICK CLICK CLICK BANG CLICK CLICK BANG CLICK BANG*
>SHUDDER AND SIEZE UP, DED
>mime telesci'd into my core directly infront of me in nano seconds
>killed me with the russian revolver
>I am unrobust fucking casual
>someone used maths in a 2d spaceman rp game to kill me

I am BYOND mad right now, it just happened like 10 minutes ago. It's what I get for not expecting someone to know the coords to the AI sat of the top of their head. all because I woefully underestimate telesci all the time.
For some reason it is always the mime that ruins my shit when I am an antag. ALWAYS.

You're a fucking mime, do mime stuff, not this bruce willis shit
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by ShadowDimentio » #28913

Everybody knows that the mime is secretly batman.

He's the hero the station needs.
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Lol"
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by peoplearestrange » #28920

ShadowDimentio wrote:He's the hero the station needs.
...But doesn't want
Whatever
Spoiler:
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This is my moment, what are you doing?!
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Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
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Kor wrote:
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Are you having a stroke
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Ricotez » #28925

I guess you could say

mime + telescience

is a silent killer.

8-)
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by cedarbridge » #28939

Ricotez wrote:I guess you could say

mime + telescience

is a silent killer.

8-)
telesci is far too noisy for that.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Raven776 » #28966

>Join in as my security alter ego.
>YOU ARE AN ASSISTANT!
>Wut?
>Cry silently inside for a good ten minutes, start doing non-griefy and non-whimsical assistant things like dipping cigarettes into a healing mix and smoking the for no reason.
>Go to the HoP line to get an access change, he tells me that he can't promote me to security without a HoS to sign off on it, there is no HoS.
>Promotes me to engineer anyways despite not talking to the CE.
>Go and set up the engine, run around looking for the SMES room for around ten minutes beforehand because oh god where did the admins put it?
>Everything okay, start hearing shit about AI being rogue.
>RD was a changeling, subverted AI with a onehuman.
>AI was on corporate lawset and onehumanned.
>top kek
>Go to the bridge to see what's going on there and figure out the captain murdered the RD and the RD carded the AI.
>Captain says he can't get rid of the law 0 so he'll just need to wipe the AI.
>Wat.
>With all due respects, you're retarded sir.
>He realizes the error of his ways.
>AI still gets wiped at some point for being subverted despite the law 0 meaning absolutely nothing in its current or any other lawset the captain might pick.
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Post by cedarbridge » #28982

Raven776 wrote:>Join in as my security alter ego.
>YOU ARE AN ASSISTANT!
>Wut?
>Cry silently inside for a good ten minutes, start doing non-griefy and non-whimsical assistant things like dipping cigarettes into a healing mix and smoking the for no reason.
>Go to the HoP line to get an access change, he tells me that he can't promote me to security without a HoS to sign off on it, there is no HoS.
>Promotes me to engineer anyways despite not talking to the CE.
>Go and set up the engine, run around looking for the SMES room for around ten minutes beforehand because oh god where did the admins put it?
>Everything okay, start hearing shit about AI being rogue.
>RD was a changeling, subverted AI with a onehuman.
>AI was on corporate lawset and onehumanned.
>top kek
>Go to the bridge to see what's going on there and figure out the captain murdered the RD and the RD carded the AI.
>Captain says he can't get rid of the law 0 so he'll just need to wipe the AI.
>Wat.
>With all due respects, you're retarded sir.
>He realizes the error of his ways.
>AI still gets wiped at some point for being subverted despite the law 0 meaning absolutely nothing in its current or any other lawset the captain might pick.
I get the same sort of "uwot" feelings from crew that rush to blow locked down borgs.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Raven776 » #29057

"B-b-b-buh the AI kept unlocking them ;-;"

Screwdriver the damn console.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by cedarbridge » #29156

Raven776 wrote:"B-b-b-buh the AI kept unlocking them ;-;"

Screwdriver the damn console.
I've had more than one crewman run in and screwdriver the console back on just so they could blow the borgs, only to have the AI outplay them by unlocking the borg and instantly depowering the console. Said borg then turned around and lasered me.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by CobyB » #29171

be geneticist
first few minutes of the game, clown appears
bangs on window and tries to break it
"LET ME IN AND GIVE ME POWERS, HONK!"
wouldn't fuck off and then the AI opens doors for him
try to push him out, keeps tripping us up
"ok clown, get in. i'll give you powers."
clown gets in, I lock the pod
turn him into monkey
take him out again
he starts attacking me
fuck
start punching him
get really pissed and start strangling the monkey
almost dead
forget that the monkey was actually a person
release grip, monkey dies anyways
motherfucker
turn him back into a human, try to clone him
"Mental Interface Failure!"
Admin Message : Why'd you kill the clown?
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by MedicInDisquise » #29181

CobyB wrote:be geneticist
story
I felt my blood pressure go up reading that. Number one reason people hate clowns.
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Post by Spacemanspark » #29182

MedicInDisquise wrote:
CobyB wrote:be geneticist
story
I felt my blood pressure go up reading that. Number one reason people hate clowns.
:^)
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by IcePacks » #29230

ShadowDimentio wrote:Everybody knows that the mime is secretly batman.

He's the hero the station needs.
the mime's a murderous vigilante loon since he's incapable of verbally negotiating

let's not get carried away here
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Mastigos » #29236

IcePacks wrote:
ShadowDimentio wrote:Everybody knows that the mime is secretly batman.

He's the hero the station needs.
the mime's a murderous vigilante loon since he's incapable of verbally negotiating

let's not get carried away here

JUSTICE
is the only negotiation he needs.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by FredNodoor » #29336

>Be a traitor chaplin
>My objectives were to get red papers from Robotics and to steal the active AI
>Are you fuckin serious...
>Blow up bar as a distraction and head to the HoP
>Fuck up the bombing and didnt get his keycard
>Shit
>Shuttle is almost here
>Someone had a nade and claimed it healed people
>Get arrested for beating him
>He activates it while in the cell and get instamelted along with him

Everything was awful that round
My only dream is a world without mimes
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by IcePacks » #29493

>latejoin assistant
>beat up homuhomu for a laugh or two
>run around being awful to everyone and generally wrasslin'
>clown wants to fite
>start punching him
>transformation sting
>you are now the slut, janine lilum
>PAX IS A LING
>oh boy
>get arrested
>do nothing about it for i have lost my pax powers
>catch a lucky break; get arrested by far and away the most obnoxious player i have ever had the misfortune of dealing with
>barely understand what he is saying
>officer ADD tells me that the clown came forward with evidence
>"do i look like i'd willingly transform into a slut to you"
>no dice
>officer ADD gives me permabrig(?)
>warden walks up
>tells me i can go if i submit to a loyalty implant
>sluttily and politely tell him that i'd rather leave the permabrig over the clownling's dead body
>officer ADD left me with about 90% of my shit so i start pda messaging the ai to get him to clear my name and avenge my penis
>wait
>get released; officer ADD was transformation stung by the clownling
>pinch the clown's corpse and gib it
>attempt to get my penis back via sex change
>slutuslutu won't have it because janine doesn't have those parts
>finally convince the cmo to do it
>he doesn't even know how to lay me on the table
>fuck
>someone helps him
>officer ADD, who has been getting stoned in the observation room, runs in and drags me off the table
>shove his obnoxious ass on the table
>he actually has the intellectual capacity to get up and fight back
>get arrested

EDIT: now with more details since i'm only drunk and not fatigued
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Cipher3 » #29594

That was actually retarded.
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

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I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

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DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

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Get out bluespace, you've not been relevant since you lost the elections

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by TheWiznard » #29652

IcePacks wrote: Wiznard the Twigtard's Ling adventures through space: Featuring Officer ADD
Pax i was the ling who said you were actually the ling. My ISP went down right after I stung officer ADD and I logged back on to my gibs in the kitchen. Even if I didn't complete any of my objectives, getting you arrested for a blatant ling thing where I was the only witness made up for everything.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by IcePacks » #29658

but i was released and i gibbed you
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Cipher3 » #29947

>Get traitor because you were antag last round and it crashed
>HoP traitor
>Thinking of things to do, normal HoP stuff, starts opening extra clown slots for fun
>Admin announces that people should pray to become corgis
>Captain calls for help at AI upload, apparently wanted to change laws and AI stunlocked her
>Turns off ai turrets repeatedly, captain starts uploading
>AI is purged, reactivates turrets on lethal
>Turn them off again, captain reuploads asimov
>Admins open ow-spawning tear in the fabric of reality on bridge
>Admins make some people cats
>Corgis and cats go around everywhere ranting about a superior government
>One Cargo guy wants Cargonia, nobody else in cargo cares
>Half an hour passes, occasionally I open up new clown slots, give a few clowns all access
>One lizard who I had made a janitor walks into my office when I open the door
>Try to push him out
>HE DRAWS ESWORD OH MAN I'M NOT GOING DOWN LIKE THIS
>QUICKDRAW EGUN
>FIRE AT ESWORD, DUMBEST THING I'VE DONE BUT GUESS WHAT IT WORKED
>HE'S STUNNED
>i GRAB THE ESWORD, DECIDE NOT TO KILL HIM
>STUNLOCK AND CALL FOR SEC
>ESWORD IN ONE HAND, EGUN IN OTHER, OPEN DOOR FOR DETECTIVE WHO HAS A TAZER
>DETECTIVE STUNS ME OH PLEASE NO
>DETECTIVE GRABS ESWORD
>CRITS ME
>THE MURDERER GETS SAVED
>MY BODY SITS THERE IN CRIT FOUR LIKE FOUR MINUTES WHILE PEOPLE JUST STAND AROUND, INCLUDING THE CAPTAIN
>FINALLY DIE FROM CRIT FAILING
>Captain: "And nothing of value was lost"
Oh I am so mad
>roboticists eventually get to me, debrain me
>I realize and hop into body brain
>Shuttle gets called
>Apparently roboticists already wrote me off as braindead, stay in brain anyways hoping they'll notice
>They run around outside robotics for a while for some reason
>Go into kitchen
>"Try five flour and one brain"
>OH WHAT NO WAIT LOOK AT ME I'M HERE IF YOU'D JUST LOOK AND PUT ME IN AN MMI I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING
>they burgerize another brain
>Leave my brain on the floor
>Leave, with my brain still on the floor
>Sit there for the rest of the round
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Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

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Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

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Post by bandit » #29972

>Cultist clown
>Sac detective, summon narnar
>Mime seems cool
>Call cultist bros over attempt to RP the mime into a conversion
>It works; mime is among our ranks
>Convert a few braindeads to stand around runes
>Meanwhile the cult proceeds to promptly do nothing for 30 minutes
>Give up and head back to the theater
>Pile of bones with all the detective's shit
>What.png
>"DETECTIVE SACCED, EVERYONE TO BAR TO SUMMON NAR-NAR"
>Cluster of cultists arrive, we have like ten people
>No one can get their shit together around the rune and at least one turns out to be dead, the mime fucks off into maintenance
>"MIME COME BACK"
>Security got alerted somehow
>Eight people standing around a nar-nar rune
>Mime comes back through maint
>Security literally in the bar right now
>"MIME" "GET OVER HERE MIME" "MIME WHAT THE FUCK"
>THE MIME FUCKING RUNS AWAY
>Security fucks our shit
>never trust a mime
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Raven776 » #32389

>Log on to spessman
>Tired of laggy security, decide to go laggy geneticist instead.
>Spawn in, wander around, get my bearings.
>See the clown setting up girders to block the hallway. Feck.
>Go to grab welder and wrench.
>Girders are now plasma wall.
>Something feels bad about this.
>Don't really hesitate in trying to welder down the walls because I figure there's really no other way to remove them.
>Start a fire, run away and stop drop and roll, wander into break room to hang my head and inwardly reflect on how stupid I am.
>Admin bwoink, now have to go through the long, painstaking process of explaining to an admin who knows how long I've been playing that I've never seen or interacted with a plasma wall before and that it was indeed stupid for me to start a fire with it.
>Keep getting bwoinked, decide to hop disposals to get around the fire.
>Disposals shoots into a broken part of maintenence, suffocate to death stuck in there.
>Finish up ahelps and spectate the round. Thanks to my call out or maybe someone else's call before I died, the clown is getting brigged for setting up plasma walls.
>CMO fishes my body out of maint after a while.
>I sheepishly explain to him that I am in fact an idiot.
>No real reason to do genetics because virology has super power disease.
>Do it anyways, feels robbed of painfully going through each block.
>Round over before I make an SE with all four powers manifesting.
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Post by Cuboos » #32694

Raven776 wrote: >Girders are now plasma wall.
>Something feels bad about this.
>Don't really hesitate in trying to welder down the walls because I figure there's really no other way to remove them.
>Start a fire, run away and stop drop and roll, wander into break room to hang my head and inwardly reflect on how stupid I am.
>Admin bwoink, now have to go through the long, painstaking process of explaining to an admin who knows how long I've been playing that I've never seen or interacted with a plasma wall before and that it was indeed stupid for me to start a fire with it.
It is okay, this has happened to a lot us.
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Post by Psyentific » #33016

Once I fed my emag to the autolathe.
I haven't logged into SS13 in at least a year.
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Post by Fragnostic » #33070

Psyentific wrote:Once I fed my emag to the autolathe.
Fuck fuckfuckfuck
I'm almost crying right now.
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Post by Cuboos » #33082

Psyentific wrote:Once I fed my emag to the autolathe.

how?
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Saegrimr » #33083

Cuboos wrote:
Psyentific wrote:Once I fed my emag to the autolathe.
how?
Probably the same way scientists try to put C4 into the destructive analyzer for that illegal tech research.
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Post by Preamble » #33606

Cipher3 wrote:>Get traitor because you were antag last round and it crashed
>STUNLOCK AND CALL FOR SEC
>ESWORD IN ONE HAND, EGUN IN OTHER, OPEN DOOR FOR DETECTIVE WHO HAS A TAZER
>DETECTIVE STUNS ME OH PLEASE NO
>DETECTIVE GRABS ESWORD
>CRITS ME
>THE MURDERER GETS SAVED
>MY BODY SITS THERE IN CRIT FOUR LIKE FOUR MINUTES WHILE PEOPLE JUST STAND AROUND, INCLUDING THE CAPTAIN
>FINALLY DIE FROM CRIT FAILING
>Captain: "And nothing of value was lost"
Holy shit my heart rate increased. Every fucking time you call for sec man. Every time.
This is why I just murder people when they bother me now.
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Post by Reimoo » #33710

>scientist traitor
>try xenobiology shenanigans since toxins bombings are overrated
>walk into the lab, there's a scientist already there
>about to excuse myself out of the room to spawn revolver so I can deal with him
>he explains that he didn't sign up to be a scientist in the first place and he wanted to be a clown
>decide to spare him and trick him into helping me with my traitorous sciencing
>I offer to help him play a joke on the station to make up for his lost opportunity
>explain that gold slimes are perfect for surprises and hilarity
>my acting is a little less than subtle and it's pretty obvious he knows I'm a traitor yet we roll with it anyway
>we get to work
>a few minutes later another scientist comes in asking for adamantium cores
>tell him I'm working on it and I will have them shortly
>he leaves and I tell my clown scientist to ignore what he said
>a while later I did end up making adamantium cores and I laid a few runes on the ground anyway
>the other scientist comes in and starts bitching because he wanted golems and I laid down runes without telling him
>I basically tell him to go fuck himself and I summon a golem in front of him
>I tell the golem to remove the bitchy scientist from the premises
>He gets uber pissed and screams that he has a bomb and he will fucking blow us all up
>I shoot his ass dead with a revolver I spawned and I drag his body into the xeno pen
>Meanwhile the clown scientist was just watching this in horror
>I tell him to quit whining and get back to work, revolver in hand
>He threatens to tell security
>About to shoot him dead too for being a dirty snitch but he escapes before I can shoot him
>Fuck fuck, gotta finish up quickly
>meanwhile the admins are running some sithlord gimmick and said sithlord just happens to show up via maint tunnel
>shoot him dead and get all this cool sithlord shit
>give my golem the esword and tell him to keep any shitlers out while I finish up working
>eventually I stuff my backpack with enhanced gold cores and oil cores and leave science to spread hell on the station
>starting to succumb from GBS since the virologist was being a fucking punk that round
>I enter the hallway and start pumping my cores full of plasma
>suddenly I go unconscious from GBS with all these hostile mobs around me
>a chaos carp turns me into a syndieborg and I drop all my shit on the floor
>plan is fucked, just start madly hunting my target
>Emergency shuttle has docked with the station
>Eventually settle with killing the braindead HoS and escaping via pod
>supremely disappointed because I didn't get to use the sithlord powers I got or cores I spent an hour collecting and the mobs I did spawn got steamrolled by the crowd trying to get on the shuttle

Not a complete failure, but still. Nothing is more depressing than a master plot you spent the entire round working on getting ruined.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Miauw » #33858

>want to play 2d spesshmans
>badger is empty
>decide to go to sybil
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Post by Cipher3 » #33867

It was 22 assistants when I got on last night.
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

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I demand this ban be lifted right now. ~Bibliodewangus

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I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

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DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

by oranges » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:15 pm
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by iteq » #34001

>be a ling on badger linging it up with allura
>have basically all our objectives done
>ninja spawns, and turns invisible and starts to kill us
>hit him twice with an armblade by randomly clicking tiles near me
>get killed
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Post by allura » #34007

worst part is that i made it to the sec escape pod but wanted to apologize to cap and ninja came and killed me.
i think hbl got mad at niknak for intentionally spawning himself in jus to kill antags. thats total shitminnery
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Post by kosmos » #34053

>clown
>tator, secret documents
>hug mime
>realize mime is my agent buddy
>trade documents, expecting to get fucked over
>trade goes perfect, confirm everything is cool
>we've now completed our objectives and have full 10 TC each to use
>station is our fucking oyster
>anything we do will be fucking legendary
>songs shall be sung from our gimmicks
>have to disconnect because irl business

That poor mime bro must've been so confused after me just going braindead with no warning.
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Post by Cuboos » #34107

>Tator Chemist
>Assassinate Assistant and Scientist
>Easy Peasy Lemon Squeazy.
> Think for a moment on how to accomplish
> Get Idea
> Antimov+one human
> there gonna be lolz
> Spawn Emag, thermals, AI Detector, Para-Pen, Agent ID.
> Steal Grey Jumpsuit and get gas mask.
> Set ID to random uninteresting name so i don't stand out.
> Walk around maint for a bit.
> grab tool belt, fill it with tools.
> Emag teleporter room
> emag into captains office
> captain talking with detective
> They didn't see me
> wonder around a bit more
> manage to escape murder boner tator with Esword
> they don't pursue.
> Break into check point
> Take Taser, flash and flashbang
> I AM READY
> Go back to teleporter
> Two assistants are dragging the captain around and pushing him
> i got this.
> Walk in
> One assistant stops me
> Sprays floor with water
> Pulls me onto water using CTRL-Drag
> i slip
> i can't get up
> He starts taking things off of me
> fuck fuck fuck
> Can't move
> more than five seconds, still can't move
> They take my Emag and my back pack.
> STILL CAN'T MOVE
> there was no *tiny prick* so there was no para-pen usage and my PDA i still on me (pen was in PDA)
> Warden comes in
> STILL CAN'T MOVE WHAT THE FUCK?
> Warden drags me
> STILL CAN'T FUCKING MOVE WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?
> IT's BEEN OVER 30 SECONDS AND I'M NOT CUFFED WHY CAN'T I MOVE?
> Assistants ask for my stuff
> Captain allows it
> i am literally screaming at my monitor
> Warden Cuffs me and straps me to chair.
> I am stripped naked
> Two random shitlord assistants have ALL of my stuff. Including stun weapons.
> Resist doesn't work
> i need a new keyboard after all of this.
> Ask Warden to kill me
> Captain obliges.
> Go Ghost
> Wonder around for a bit
> Robotic hasn't made any drones.
> Go to Xeno
> Scientist making golems.
> Other ghosts book it and get to golems firt.
> fuck...
> makes two more golem runes.
> They don't glow when i go over them, any of them...
> other ghosts get them...
> Scientist tells them to go do fun things like steal stuff from the captain's office.
> Shuttle keeps getting recalled
> goes for another half hour, no drones, no golems, admins too lazy to do a fun respawn.
> Assistants escape alive with my lute
> Targets also escape alive
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Post by Gun Hog » #34173

I am the Research Director, having a nice science round with good research and wonderful toys!
The AI seems awfully inactive, and an assistant has requested to become the new AI. I happily ask my Robo to brain him while I get the materials and tools to build the core.
Upon arrival to the MiniSat by teleporter, we find the airlock bolted. I have no gloves, and immediately shock myself testing one of the maint doors. The bolt wire just had to be the very last one.
I finally manage to get the door unbolted, only to nearly get shot by the turrets. That is when common RD sense hits me. Build the core where I am, then have the new AI let me in!
Once done, I card the old, braindead AI and place the new AI in the primary slot. Not a bad round's work, until....

"SINGULO LOSE!" followed by "SINGULO IN SCI!" only seconds apart! My heart sinks. My thoughts immediately turn to bags of holding...but wait, we did not have that researched yet! How could the engineering singulo be there so quickly!? I have no time to think about it, my Xenobiologist is screaming for help, trapped behind the depowered airlock with no crowbar! Still confused and in doubt, I teleport back to the TeleSci lab, take out my crowbar, and open the airlock to Xenobio. They were not kidding - Half of Science is completely gone!

Further radio screams indicate the singulo has now made it to Security. This is starting to seem quite incredible for just one singularity! Unless...multiple beacons? Some sort of traitor alliance!? With Science in ruins and now Sec as well, I teleport back to the MiniSat; The HoP apparently had the same idea, he is here as well! We both hop into the transit tube, leaving the AI to manage this mess. There is almost nothing left of Engineering. The HoP jumps off our little platform into space, only to return seconds later. We both "nope" right back into the transit tube, hoping will be safe on the MiniSat. As we are halfway across the tube, we notice something odd....OH HI LORD SINGULOTH!! We are both sacrificed to the Ever Hungry Lord.

Once in ghost chat, we learn that there were NOT multiple beacons or more than one singularity. It was the same beacon! A very clever traitor moved it around the station, literately slicing it apart. The final destination? The back of the AI's MiniSat! 9001/10 traitoring.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Reimoo » #34337

This happened a while ago, but still.

>dead, spectating the end of the round
>emergency shuttle is empty
>a lone traitor climbs aboard and is soon followed by another
>the traitor pulls out an esword and the other traitor responds by unsheathing his own esword
>they stare at each other for a second
>get fucking hyped
>could literally hear the choir from duel of the fates at that point
>seconds later one of them slips the other with a banana peel and robusts them

God damn it, guys.
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Post by Raven776 » #34374

Gun Hog wrote:Snip
Braincake wrote:>60-pop Sybil
>Start as Engineer. You are the double agent!
>Grab a suit and make sure the Singularity gets set up
>Wire the Northeast solars, cut the SMES input cable
>Spawn a beacon and hook it up
>Go back to Engineering
>PA control guy only set the strength to 2, never actually turned it on
>Activate the PA properly so it actually grows
>Cut the containment field power lines and get the hell out
>Radio calls that the Singularity is eating Medbay and Science
>Some people don't believe it since it's fast and hasn't touched the west side or Central Hallway at all
>Go to the Northwest solars, wire them as well
>Go back to the beacon and drag it all around security
>Hook it back up to the newly wired solars
>Radio calls that Security is now being eaten, some folks still don't believe it
>Unhook the beacon and drag it all the way past Arrivals and Engineering to the AI Sat
>Break into the little backroom and hook it up to the AI's SMES
>Singularity eats through EVA, the Bridge, the Gravity Generator and finally the AI in short order
>Move back around the station in a full circle
>Security pod is completely cut off
>Target, some Miner, died somewhere along the line
>Break into the secpod and sail away to greentext

The only bad part about the whole thing was that I never got to see any of the destruction, except for a bit of Security. It was just following the radio calls about which part of the station was being eaten next.
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Post by deathhoof » #34868

So just now there was a custom gamemode about pestilence. I happened to be the virologist who was responsible for infecting everyone. Little did I know there was a chemsprayer in my backpack because there didnt appear to be one. I went arround and spread the disease and did a terrible job because I had to scrafice some complications to the dieases in exchange for not ruining the gamemode for everyone by taking too long. Anywho, i went out there and got robusted many many times and didnt figure out I had a chem sprayer till the very end of the round, where I used it for all of a few minutes before my internet crashed (and still is crashed im on mobile data) and I probably got jailed and everyone escaped. Im sorry I ruined the round for everybody.
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Post by dionysus24779 » #35027

> Join and can declare ready, oh joy.
> Spawn as Geneticist... aww wanted to be Borg...
> Want to go to Robotics but as soon as I exit the door...
> TATOR... wow that's actually... really really rare for me, but I actually don't wanna... especially as a Geneticist
> First Objective Hypospray... mkay...
> Ask CMO to step into the Genesplicer so I can take a clean SE
> Le metafaggot CMO refuses and runs away like a weasel
> Use this as an excuse to act being angry at the CMO and demand job change to Scientist
> Be Scientist
> Oh someone is already doing Toxins... I hate that...
> Ask if I can make two bombs, is of no poblem.
> Try to fill my plasma tank... BOOM... and that's why you don't mix diffent recipe kids.
> Get dragged to Medbay
> Medbay Nurse stripes me down to put me into cryo even tho I had no isolating clothes... my eMag gets exposed of course.
> Get out of medbay, but Security is already waiting...
> Get time wasted by gloating from everyone...
> Get borged
> Get no name... no AI either...
> Print expensive renaming board and wait for Roboticist to return...
> Roboticist returns and shuffs the board into me without saying anything... end up with default name... of fucking course... that's what happens 99% of the time you use that fucking overexpensive board that shouldn't even be required.
> Print another board and wait for Roboticist to return...
> ...
> Eventually Roboticist returns, I'll tell him to try again and explain to him how the stupid fucking useless expensive reclassification board works...
> Roboticist just stares at me with a dull expression... eventually prints a mech syringe gun and fucks off leaving me standing behind...
> Wait for Roboticist to return... I'm already waiting like 15 minutes just to be named properly.
> Roboticist returns after several minutes... I ask if we can try again now, I already printed a stupid board minutes ago again...
> Roboticist opens me up, jams the board inside of me and fucks off again... yep I'm still default name... though most People don't fuck up twice, this is a first time.
> Print another fucking useless board, I'm at 105k wasted units of metal just to get a name, so great that borgs cannot name themselves...
> Wait for Roboticist to return... by the way I haven't moved an inch since I was built... too frustrated...
> Roboticist returns... I ask him to try yet again... he asks me why, I explain he already fucked up twice...
> He shoves the board into me yet again, and yet again I'm default name... tell him he's now on the third fuck up
> He tells me to fuck myslef and fucks off...
> Print another reclassification board... oh the joy of not being able to simple name myself... at least the Singularity escaped in the meantime so shuttle was called...
>...
>...
>...
>...
> Round ends...

It was a 58 minute round, I spend 40 minutes waiting to get my name...

I'm just gonna quote myself from the round.

Robotic Talk, default name states, "It's so great borgs cannot name themselves, really loving it, and the boards are so cheap and it's really worth everyones time to mess with boards and multitools, yap, amazing feature of being a borg, what a perk to have"
Robotic Talk, default name states, "It's especially awesome since everyone knows how to use the cheap efficient and totally necessary reclassification boards, so you never ever end up with default name on the first try, nu-uh, it's so incredibly rare that you need a second board just to correct a mistake, it's so awesome, I hope it will never be changed, I would hate to have only myself to blame for my name, it's so much better to let it be in the competence and good-will of another person, it builds trust you know"
Robotic Talk, default name states, "Oh I don't care, not at all, it's just a name, it's not like other beings can choose their own names, no everybody is named by another person, it's a great system."



I hate this fucking shit so much, I don't even care about my redtext or the powergaming during the round or whatever.

I've made a thread about this stupid shit, I got a poll, the poll is on my side, why isn't this changed, why after like 2-3 years of playing do I still have to rage about this simple to fix issue...
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Skorvold
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Skorvold » #35268

>Bartender
>Traitor
>Okay, just got to kill the HoP and steal the Hypospray
>Emag his door and toss a syndibomb in after cooking it for 3 seconds, somehow he escapes
>Okay, that's fine.
>Start fiddling with PDA trying to pull up something.
>He eguns me, and tries to make some witty quote but the stun wears off
>disarm, take gun, stun him and laser till empty clip
>Ready up another Minibomb
>Toss it at the HoP, Lizard dashes in at last second and saves HoP
>Proceed to yaketty sax with lizard trying to get HoP corpse
>Stray taser shot comes flying down the hall and stuns me RIP.
>Get my face beaten to death, get cloned.
>Retarded, massive clone damage, CMO decides to only heal me a tick above crit
>Sec puts me in permabrig, HoP comes by to heckle me and refuses to listen to my apologies, can't really blame him tho.
>Offers me execution, exile, or borging
>Choose exile, ask him if I can be healed
>No
>Okay, well this fucking sucks.
>Convince AI to let me out so I can hop into cryo, limp all the way to medbay, hop into Cryo cell for a milliseconds before CMO pulls me out, only healing my braindamage
>Fucking enraged that they won't let me heal and so I can just go to the gulag or permabrig
>Take me back to the permabrig, get out again
>Run into lizard that saved the HoP
>Tell them to just kill me if they want to so badly
>Lizard instead is nice (wow) and taxis me about the station for a bit, eventually bringing me to medbay after I hit crit from taking 2 points of burn damage
>Leaves me infront of Cryo, CMO moves my crit body away from cryo
>200% mad
>Be in crit 5ever, CMO puts my crit body in a medbay patient room so no one could possibly help me ever.
>Die

No tears, only rage. Couldn't believe no one wanted to show me some tiny bit of decency aside from the lizard, thank you to that player.
Just because someones valid doesn't mean you have to be a fucking cunt to them.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by cedarbridge » #35332

Skorvold wrote:>Bartender
>Traitor
>Okay, just got to kill the HoP and steal the Hypospray
>Emag his door and toss a syndibomb in after cooking it for 3 seconds, somehow he escapes
>Okay, that's fine.
>Start fiddling with PDA trying to pull up something.
>He eguns me, and tries to make some witty quote but the stun wears off
>disarm, take gun, stun him and laser till empty clip
>Ready up another Minibomb
>Toss it at the HoP, Lizard dashes in at last second and saves HoP
>Proceed to yaketty sax with lizard trying to get HoP corpse
>Stray taser shot comes flying down the hall and stuns me RIP.
>Get my face beaten to death, get cloned.
>Retarded, massive clone damage, CMO decides to only heal me a tick above crit
>Sec puts me in permabrig, HoP comes by to heckle me and refuses to listen to my apologies, can't really blame him tho.
>Offers me execution, exile, or borging
>Choose exile, ask him if I can be healed
>No
>Okay, well this fucking sucks.
>Convince AI to let me out so I can hop into cryo, limp all the way to medbay, hop into Cryo cell for a milliseconds before CMO pulls me out, only healing my braindamage
>Fucking enraged that they won't let me heal and so I can just go to the gulag or permabrig
>Take me back to the permabrig, get out again
>Run into lizard that saved the HoP
>Tell them to just kill me if they want to so badly
>Lizard instead is nice (wow) and taxis me about the station for a bit, eventually bringing me to medbay after I hit crit from taking 2 points of burn damage
>Leaves me infront of Cryo, CMO moves my crit body away from cryo
>200% mad
>Be in crit 5ever, CMO puts my crit body in a medbay patient room so no one could possibly help me ever.
>Die

No tears, only rage. Couldn't believe no one wanted to show me some tiny bit of decency aside from the lizard, thank you to that player.
Just because someones valid doesn't mean you have to be a fucking cunt to them.
Warden here. I was a little busy being gibbed by FUCKINGWHYARETHEREXENOSINTHISROUNDGODDAMMIT. I did wonder if anyone noticed you gibbering in perma where I left you though.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by Raven776 » #35382

Skorvold wrote:>Bartender
>Traitor
>Okay, just got to kill the HoP and steal the Hypospray
>Emag his door and toss a syndibomb in after cooking it for 3 seconds, somehow he escapes
>Okay, that's fine.
>Start fiddling with PDA trying to pull up something.
>He eguns me, and tries to make some witty quote but the stun wears off
>disarm, take gun, stun him and laser till empty clip
>Ready up another Minibomb
>Toss it at the HoP, Lizard dashes in at last second and saves HoP
>Proceed to yaketty sax with lizard trying to get HoP corpse
>Stray taser shot comes flying down the hall and stuns me RIP.
>Get my face beaten to death, get cloned.
>Retarded, massive clone damage, CMO decides to only heal me a tick above crit
>Sec puts me in permabrig, HoP comes by to heckle me and refuses to listen to my apologies, can't really blame him tho.
>Offers me execution, exile, or borging
>Choose exile, ask him if I can be healed
>No
>Okay, well this fucking sucks.
>Convince AI to let me out so I can hop into cryo, limp all the way to medbay, hop into Cryo cell for a milliseconds before CMO pulls me out, only healing my braindamage
>Fucking enraged that they won't let me heal and so I can just go to the gulag or permabrig
>Take me back to the permabrig, get out again
>Run into lizard that saved the HoP
>Tell them to just kill me if they want to so badly
>Lizard instead is nice (wow) and taxis me about the station for a bit, eventually bringing me to medbay after I hit crit from taking 2 points of burn damage
>Leaves me infront of Cryo, CMO moves my crit body away from cryo
>200% mad
>Be in crit 5ever, CMO puts my crit body in a medbay patient room so no one could possibly help me ever.
>Die

No tears, only rage. Couldn't believe no one wanted to show me some tiny bit of decency aside from the lizard, thank you to that player.
Just because someones valid doesn't mean you have to be a fucking cunt to them.
CMO here, I was told not to help you early off in the round and no one told me a thing after that. Being in medbay without cuffs wasn't exactly kosher after you tried to gib the HoP twice.

Generally poor communication on everyone's side, though I gotta admit I yanked you out of cryo the second time around because I was speed cloning and had another body fresh out of the cloner around that time and had to triage the traitor for an engineer.

The HoP was generally kinda an asshole though, so much so that I assumed he was a double agent. He stole some engineer's hardsuit from cloning.
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IcePacks
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Post by IcePacks » #35993

>changeling
>just up and choke some lawyer
>sloppily done, the ai witnesses me absorb them (albeit in the dark); does absolutely fucking nothing about it besides try and talk me down
>assume their identity
>catch radio chatter about a changeling execution
>save the mime changeling with my new lawyer identity after dropping a dozen or so hints about my old identity to ol' scruff (who does nothing)
>we both get away
>a changeling needs a new identity
>offload my hot old identity on him (keep the headset) without telling him about how security's going to be up in his shit
>stuff happens
>tip off security to the new lawyerling's location
>she gets caught
>uhhhh guys what did she do again
>i dunno give her 3
>holy fuck are you idiots serious
>mime gets caught
>gets the same treatment
>wait no this is a ling
>mime gets toasted
>go into a twenty minute conversation explaining that the lawyer is a changeling to security because they are frustratingly stupid
>a loose cannon finally roasts her while the rest of the department talks in circles
>"wait you're a ling why are telling me you're a ling"
>because i can fucking change my identity why don't you morons listen
>end correspondence
>start filling out my objectives
>fail in the end because i was too lazy to pick out my target

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