Stories of rage, tears and regret

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby TribeOfBeavers » Wed Jun 21, 2017 6:19 am #310960

> Converted to clock cult with shuttle on the way
> Manage to build a comm console in maint and recall with less than a minute to spare
> Shuttle gets called again
> Suddenly, level 5 biohazard
> Blob spawned directly on top of my console
> bridge and captains office consoles destroyed and boards gone
> shuttle leaves, SM explodes, cult loses



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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DrWoofington » Wed Jun 21, 2017 9:04 am #310973

> be curator ling
> get genomes and escape with identity of Katty Guillou
> ask to be transferred to engi
> search around for katty guillou
> remember that she is the cunt who constantly builds a mining base and drops it down to lavaland to MINE and NOT TO FIX THE STATION
> get to second mining base
> katty is not there
> get back to station
> search space and then tab out for a second as i have to do something
> i tab in and see that i am a ghost
> I HAVE NO CORPSE
> I HAVE AFKED AT THE ARRIVALS SHUTTLE LANDING SPOT
> proceed to laugh in deadchat
> proceed to be eyeball that says "Send nudes" and kills multiple borers and a kudzu

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Fri Jun 23, 2017 12:24 am #311557

>Be scientist
>Literally in the previous round learned how to make maxcaps
>Make more maxcaps
>Hear the news about the blob
>I will bomb the blob!
>First blob is in the medbay
>Rush there
>He's already dead
>The last blob is near kitchen!
>Rush there
>Holy molly, I am literally one tile away from the blob core
>It's time to end this round with a bang!
>BOOM
>The smoke clears
>The blob core is STILL THERE
>But I've killed a bajillion of other people
>Apparently blob cores are immune to explosions
>Whooops!
>Ahelp "I'm totally eating a ban for this, aren't I"
>Yes, I am
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:12 am #311626

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Sun Jun 25, 2017 12:53 am #312003

>Unbanned
>Continue my bombing adventures
>You're a head of revolution!
>Yes, that's really exciting and all, but first I'm gonna make maxcaps
>This time I'll use the method without the burning chamber
>Those bombs nearly kill me by leaking plasma and setting me on fire, one of them even blows prematurely
>Okay, I won't do that anymore, should stick to the burning chamber
>After I'll blow THOSE ones, that is.
>Command one of my minions to hack the RD's door for me
>Steal his hardsuit and go on a space adventure
>Leave one bomb near the HoS's cabinet
>Leave the second one near the armory
>And with the last one, I will get the HoP
>Travel to HoP's line
>See HoP's line
>CMO, RD, HoP and HoS are ALL standing there
>mfw
>I won't even bother to plant it, I can't risk one of them running off
>I'll just suicide bomb them all
>For the sake of the revolution, some sacrifices must be made
>In the excitement and hurry, I forget to detonate those other bombs
>ALLAH AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>Three of them are instantly vaporized
>HoP is sent into crit, so he won't be in this world for long
>Smile
>"The heads of staff have won!"
>Wait, what?
>I was the last revhead
>Two others managed to die
>IT WASN'T EVEN FIFTEEN MINUTES INTO THE SHIFT

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Qbmax32 » Fri Jun 30, 2017 3:25 am #313445

Here's another maxcap story Hyena

>be me, playing scientist, Max Capp. I do this for a living
>im a tator
>heff to kill rd and die gloriously
>rush a shitty 3 minute no-chamber maxcap that will blow up most of rnd except like, xenobio
>run up to rd
>hey, sorry I have to kill you
>open ttv
>BOOM
>i get vaporized instantly
>rd is at the epicenter of the blast
>TAKES NO DAMAGE
>RND IS LITERALLY FLYING APART AROUND HIM AND HE HAS TAKEN NO DAMAGE, EXCEPT SOME MINOR BRUISING FOR BEING IN SPACE FOR A FEW SECONDS
>he stands there, amazed as all of science is destroyed around him, he survives at the epicenter of the fucking blast
>Sebastian says: "What the fuck"
>walks off
>i salt in dchat
>get told to get good
>i cri every tiem
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datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.

Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit

Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Fri Jun 30, 2017 12:19 pm #313499

Yeah, it happens sometimes. Also, if he was wearing his hardsuit, it would not gib him anyway.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Steelpoint » Fri Jun 30, 2017 12:34 pm #313503

I was playing an assistant disarming a syndie bomb, it went off yet despite the fact I was right next to it I survived with no damage taken. The HoP, a few tiles behind me, got launched into crit.

Seems bugged.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Fri Jun 30, 2017 12:59 pm #313505

Yes, the bombs are bugged, and with how slowly explosions process, they are nearly useless as well. Everyone knows that. I still love making them, because I love making shit go boom.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby tacolizard » Fri Jun 30, 2017 11:52 pm #313596

Qbmax32 wrote:Here's another maxcap story Hyena

>be me, playing scientist, Max Capp. I do this for a living
>im a tator
>heff to kill rd and die gloriously
>rush a shitty 3 minute no-chamber maxcap that will blow up most of rnd except like, xenobio
>run up to rd
>hey, sorry I have to kill you
>open ttv
>BOOM
>i get vaporized instantly
>rd is at the epicenter of the blast
>TAKES NO DAMAGE
>RND IS LITERALLY FLYING APART AROUND HIM AND HE HAS TAKEN NO DAMAGE, EXCEPT SOME MINOR BRUISING FOR BEING IN SPACE FOR A FEW SECONDS
>he stands there, amazed as all of science is destroyed around him, he survives at the epicenter of the fucking blast
>Sebastian says: "What the fuck"
>walks off
>i salt in dchat
>get told to get good
>i cri every tiem



FUCKING KEK! I was the RD! I died right before you maxcapped me and Arm adminbused and placed himself in control of my body and gave himself godmode or something.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Fri Jun 30, 2017 11:55 pm #313597

tacolizard wrote:
Qbmax32 wrote:Here's another maxcap story Hyena

>be me, playing scientist, Max Capp. I do this for a living
>im a tator
>heff to kill rd and die gloriously
>rush a shitty 3 minute no-chamber maxcap that will blow up most of rnd except like, xenobio
>run up to rd
>hey, sorry I have to kill you
>open ttv
>BOOM
>i get vaporized instantly
>rd is at the epicenter of the blast
>TAKES NO DAMAGE
>RND IS LITERALLY FLYING APART AROUND HIM AND HE HAS TAKEN NO DAMAGE, EXCEPT SOME MINOR BRUISING FOR BEING IN SPACE FOR A FEW SECONDS
>he stands there, amazed as all of science is destroyed around him, he survives at the epicenter of the fucking blast
>Sebastian says: "What the fuck"
>walks off
>i salt in dchat
>get told to get good
>i cri every tiem



FUCKING KEK! I was the RD! I died right before you maxcapped me and Arm adminbused and placed himself in control of my body and gave himself godmode or something.

i remember something like this at round end, i wouldn't possess anybody midround
but if that is this, i didn't godmode, that's genuinely why i said what the fuck
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Deitus » Wed Jul 05, 2017 4:07 am #314282

>RD on meta
>startin up some research
>suddenly cmo calls that they're being mob lynched
>oh shit nibba
>grab toxins site hardsuit and fuck off into space
>get an idea
>go to escape in the little area between the two sets of doors and wait
>ill telebaton anyone that comes out and space them
>GENIUS
>get bored waiting but dont wanna call the horde so i just start chatting with the crew and ai
>get talking about games
>works its way to dead island / dead rising
>say something along the lines of "yeah i liked how the original dead rising was but then it just got to the point of being 'lol so random eks dee'"
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR FIVE MINUTES FOR REASON: OOC in IC >:C
>yes exact quote
>wait out the five minutes
>come back asap
>hanging on a spike rack naked
>get killed by revs

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Wed Jul 05, 2017 5:04 am #314292

Deitus wrote:>RD on meta
>startin up some research
>suddenly cmo calls that they're being mob lynched
>oh shit nibba
>grab toxins site hardsuit and fuck off into space
>get an idea
>go to escape in the little area between the two sets of doors and wait
>ill telebaton anyone that comes out and space them
>GENIUS
>get bored waiting but dont wanna call the horde so i just start chatting with the crew and ai
>get talking about games
>works its way to dead island / dead rising
>say something along the lines of "yeah i liked how the original dead rising was but then it just got to the point of being 'lol so random eks dee'"
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR FIVE MINUTES FOR REASON: OOC in IC >:C
>yes exact quote
>wait out the five minutes
>come back asap
>hanging on a spike rack naked
>get killed by revs

wewie kablewie

you responded to my ahelp with a meme, i mean cmon man
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:23 am #314315

shit ban apologise to the man now
and for the love of all that is holy don't use emoticons what are you 12
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Deitus » Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:28 pm #314472

Armhulen wrote:
Deitus wrote:>RD on meta
>startin up some research
>suddenly cmo calls that they're being mob lynched
>oh shit nibba
>grab toxins site hardsuit and fuck off into space
>get an idea
>go to escape in the little area between the two sets of doors and wait
>ill telebaton anyone that comes out and space them
>GENIUS
>get bored waiting but dont wanna call the horde so i just start chatting with the crew and ai
>get talking about games
>works its way to dead island / dead rising
>say something along the lines of "yeah i liked how the original dead rising was but then it just got to the point of being 'lol so random eks dee'"
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR FIVE MINUTES FOR REASON: OOC in IC >:C
>yes exact quote
>wait out the five minutes
>come back asap
>hanging on a spike rack naked
>get killed by revs

wewie kablewie

you responded to my ahelp with a meme, i mean cmon man


>*bwoink* ironic shitposting is still shitposting!
>haha armhulenn at it again he's just memeing
>meme back
>dingdongbannu
>mfw absolute madlad wasn't memeing

i mean if i had actually said "xD" instead of spelling it out phonetically as "eks dee" then MAYBE i could understand but cmon mang thats like banning someone for saying "lel" "kek" or "GET DAT FUKKEN DISK"

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:29 pm #314473

Deitus wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Deitus wrote:>RD on meta
>startin up some research
>suddenly cmo calls that they're being mob lynched
>oh shit nibba
>grab toxins site hardsuit and fuck off into space
>get an idea
>go to escape in the little area between the two sets of doors and wait
>ill telebaton anyone that comes out and space them
>GENIUS
>get bored waiting but dont wanna call the horde so i just start chatting with the crew and ai
>get talking about games
>works its way to dead island / dead rising
>say something along the lines of "yeah i liked how the original dead rising was but then it just got to the point of being 'lol so random eks dee'"
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR FIVE MINUTES FOR REASON: OOC in IC >:C
>yes exact quote
>wait out the five minutes
>come back asap
>hanging on a spike rack naked
>get killed by revs

wewie kablewie

you responded to my ahelp with a meme, i mean cmon man


>*bwoink* ironic shitposting is still shitposting!
>haha armhulenn at it again he's just memeing
>meme back
>dingdongbannu
>mfw absolute madlad wasn't memeing

i mean if i had actually said "xD" instead of spelling it out phonetically as "eks dee" then MAYBE i could understand but cmon mang thats like banning someone for saying "lel" "kek" or "GET DAT FUKKEN DISK"

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby bandit » Fri Jul 07, 2017 6:36 am #314860

>Morph ahelps asking if it can eat the supermatter, or at least touch it
>Being a badmin, I suggest the morph try it out, promising to give it a new body if it fails
>Teleport morph into the SM chamber
>IT CAN
>It can't eat the supermatter but it sure as hell can attack it
>I make the morph a traitor and give it greentext for touching the SM and not dying
>The server crashes before round end
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Hatfish » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:00 pm #315312

>start playing on Basil again since it has a lower pop during my active hours
>You are the Scientist!
>get R&D finished as normal, round has been quiet so far
>people keep walking into R&D to print things off themselves, even though my job is to do that for them
>Donatello Versus is the first person to actually greet me and ask permission to use the console, surprised by this since I've seen him as the silent validhunter type in the past
>some time later, ashwalkers invade the station. Donatello swings by for weapons to fight them.
>shortly after I get him his guns he incapacitates and cuffs an ashwalker
>At this point it was conscious again and begging for help

And here is where it all broke down.
>I dragged it off to medbay to stabilize it, with the hope that I could negotiate a truce to get the ashwalkers off the station (pretty dumb I know, but I saw an opportunity for fun RP and decided to take it)
>start getting it to negotiate for freedom, about to state my terms when Donatello pops in, thanks me for grabbing the ashwalker and starts lasing it to death
>I try to drag it off to stabilize it again and explain myself, get to the sleepers and shove it in
>Donatello tases and lases me, reports it over the sec channel and morgues me in the sec medbay

I salted a bit in deadchat after that and asked an admin to look into it, which they did. Donatello claimed that he thought I was an ashwalker because I was speaking to one in lizard, but I'm certain that he knew it was me because he acknowledged my job when he reported my death. I'm not even that mad now that I've typed this all out, just disappointed that Donatello is the same validhunter that he always was. All of his pleasant demeanor went out the window once I got between him and his kill.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby D&B » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:04 pm #315313

Chain of Command + Aiding and Abetting + some ash walkers got violent already so their truce attempts afterwards were taken with scoffs.

Captain said kill em, HoS approved it, they attacked humans before, you dragging that one off to heal it either due to lizard solidarity or whatever wasn't really worth looking into since a miner revealed they sneaked about 20 eggs or so and they kept popping up here and then.
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[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
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[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Qbmax32 » Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:26 pm #315502

THE GRAND STORY OF THE MOST AUTISTIC NUKE FLOP (ME) AND HOW THEY FAILED TERRIBLY

>be me, not you
>eh no more ss13 rounds, i guess ill sign up as assistant and do the suicide meme
>turns out, im an operative
>damn son
>tell lead op not to declare war
>"okay"
>everyone else agrees
>we get geared, stick our radios in and start discussing a plan
>we decide to steal the AI upload and Com. Console boards, subvert the AI with hacked board
>i get nominated to sneak in and steal the boards
>missionimpossible.jpeg
>go in through cargo maint
>some plasmameme sees me in while i pass by disposals, I bought a normal red suit to not alert people
>he says some vague stuff about me over the radio as i pass by
>emag in, unzip cr20, pew pew plasmameme ded
>move down through maint, getting ready to run through the hallway to the tunnel right next to it, its clear
>a wild QM appears
>he runs down towards me from maint, gun him down
>disguise as QM, another cargo tech wanders in, pew pew ded
>a third assistant wanders in while I sort my gear, pew pew ded
>im disguised
>run through the hallway to tech storage maint
>shoot the glass, put suit on because spess
>dont put on oxytank, gotta grab this before someone comes in hopefully i wont suffocate
>depressurization is shifting the boards around so fast i cant pick them up
>sunddenly, 2000 ping lagspike appears!
>keep trying to pick up the boards, they keep moving, meanwhile im suffocating
>can't even tell im suffocating because lag, back off to put on my oxytank, dont move fast enough, suffocate


>overburdened with shame, disconnect










fuck

oh also while we were planning, i was reiterating the plan to the ops and i accidently said in in OOC because hotkeys and because im retarded

uninstalling this game never playing it again tbh
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Spoiler:
Malkraz wrote:YES
DRINK THE PISS QB


angelstarri wrote:qbmax is a retard


imsxz wrote:mythic please stop you’ve hit rock bottom and you KEEP DIGGING


deedubya wrote:I'll defend to the death your right to scream "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" on a constant basis, but I'll also equally defend the right of people to call you a fuckin' pillock for doing it.

datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.

Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit

Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)

Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores

Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate

BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.

feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing

Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.

Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.

Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread

imsxz wrote:nervore

FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.

afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me

Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....

Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead

CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby bandit » Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:58 pm #315505

what's the plan operatives
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Deitus » Sun Jul 16, 2017 2:58 am #317169

>shaft miner on box
>B L O O D C U L T
>sac dat det
>yeah ok fine
>dick around and make a mining cult base
>kill other two miners, make em constructs
>tell wraith to go kill ai
>no teleport runes on the station
>go throw one down in aux base
>wraith doesnt know where ai sat is
>great
>others keep accidentally canidating for leader
>tired of it so go myself
>get it
>keep working on papers and shit
>aux base found out
>go back to station via shuttle
>try to find det
>mining base found
>tell em to pull out
>lure det to aux base by telling him to scan the rune
>paper and cuff him
>cue two cultists tp in from mining
>one disarms me
>det gets loose
>try to catch him
>other guy tries to laser him
>hits welding tank
>disarmer runs out and opens aux door, letting det out
>200% mad
>suicide cuz i aint dealing with that shit

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Deitus » Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:29 pm #317309

double post, this one happened a while ago and honestly surprised i forgot to post it

>late nite meta sybil
>playing as cap
>decide to try for station bsa since we /lowpop/
>work with qm to load up cargo shuttle
>shuttle wont leave even though we tell it to
>also notice that my flashlight and shit wont update to light dark areas
>miners reporting they cant pick up ore
>who goofed
>admin says a testmerge fucked up the server
>a fucked up testmerge you say?
>i bet it was - -
>yep here comes goofball for damage control in OOC
>telling us we're retarded when we ask whats going on
>call out goof for his shit
>"im not that bad you [long string of autistic profanity]!!!!"
>remind him of all his whiny pissbaby threads and how he admits to making code for himself and his circlejerk buddies
>he actually uses admin announcements to cuss me out and tell me im a liar
>post links to his rants
>thistriggerstheautist.gif
>suddenly i have the text "VALID" below my character sprite
>my name is changed to "furry faggot"
>WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE BEHIND THIS ABUSE I WONDER
>damage control reaches peak and admemes just hard reset the round

i honestly dont know why i didnt take caps and report his ass. i always need a reminder every now and again of how much of a cunt goof is though.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:40 pm #317310

the reminder we needed
not the reminder we deserved
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Deitus » Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:23 pm #317392

>play as HOS
>lings and bees from centcomm because haha why not amirite
>get a ling on the ground and start cuffing
>detective fires a shot because haha why not amirite
>hits me
>ling gets away
>go back to brig
>lawyer has armory access
>how in the fuck
>hop gave it to them without asking me because haha why not amirite
>rift in reality spawning infinite bees in brig now because haha why not amirite
>firing at it from warden control room
>dumbass warden opens the door
>tries to fire shotgun but cant figure out how to do it
>i get stunned by reagents and killed by bees
>warden clears out the rest of bees
>starts chain disarming my corpse for some reason
>strips me and leaves my body

why in the fuck am i always saddled with the most incompetent and brain damaged shitters as teammates and coworkers

i am salty as fuck
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Mon Jul 17, 2017 1:26 am #317437

Deitus wrote:>play as HOS
>lings and bees from centcomm because haha why not amirite
>get a ling on the ground and start cuffing
>detective fires a shot because haha why not amirite
>hits me
>ling gets away
>go back to brig
>lawyer has armory access
>how in the fuck
>hop gave it to them without asking me because haha why not amirite
>rift in reality spawning infinite bees in brig now because haha why not amirite
>firing at it from warden control room
>dumbass warden opens the door
>tries to fire shotgun but cant figure out how to do it
>i get stunned by reagents and killed by bees
>warden clears out the rest of bees
>starts chain disarming my corpse for some reason
>strips me and leaves my body

why in the fuck am i always saddled with the most incompetent and brain damaged shitters as teammates and coworkers

i am salty as fuck

i thought my events were shit but if this is my competition
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Qbopper » Mon Jul 17, 2017 3:01 am #317478

the rifts were all over the fucking place, there was one outside medbay and then it moved to inside medbay aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

thank fuck I had a baseball bat

also WHO THOUGHT A CHEM THAT MAKES YOU PARALYZED, INCAPABLE OF SPEECH OR MOVEMENT OR ANY INPUT, AND DOESN'T HAVE ANY OUTWARD VISIBLE EFFECT LIKE A FORCED EMOTE WAS A GOOD IDEA

FUCK

I WAS DYING IN THE HALLS AND LIKE 30 PEOPLE WALKED BY ASSUMING I WAS JUST STANDING AROUND
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Screemonster » Mon Jul 17, 2017 3:54 am #317485

Deitus wrote:
i honestly dont know why i didnt take caps and report his ass. i always need a reminder every now and again of how much of a cunt goof is though.

that shit should be logged if you're really mad enough to care

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Deitus » Mon Jul 17, 2017 5:08 am #317499

Screemonster wrote:
Deitus wrote:
i honestly dont know why i didnt take caps and report his ass. i always need a reminder every now and again of how much of a cunt goof is though.

that shit should be logged if you're really mad enough to care


as much as i would love to see goofball squirm and try and make up excuses for why he was allowed to do it ill pass. he's not worth the time or effort.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:01 am #317521

Deitus wrote:
Screemonster wrote:
Deitus wrote:
i honestly dont know why i didnt take caps and report his ass. i always need a reminder every now and again of how much of a cunt goof is though.

that shit should be logged if you're really mad enough to care


as much as i would love to see goofball squirm and try and make up excuses for why he was allowed to do it ill pass. he's not worth the time or effort.

this is exactly what has allowed him to continue infesting /tg/ server and code
like jesus fuck where's your sense of duty
do this community a favour
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Screemonster » Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:17 am #317526

day of the putter soon

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:22 am #317528

Screemonster wrote:day of the putter soon

only a hole in one could have saved us
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby tacolizard » Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:19 pm #317694

Deitus wrote:>play as HOS
>lings and bees from centcomm because haha why not amirite
>get a ling on the ground and start cuffing
>detective fires a shot because haha why not amirite
>hits me
>ling gets away
>go back to brig
>lawyer has armory access
>how in the fuck
>hop gave it to them without asking me because haha why not amirite
>rift in reality spawning infinite bees in brig now because haha why not amirite
>firing at it from warden control room
>dumbass warden opens the door
>tries to fire shotgun but cant figure out how to do it
>i get stunned by reagents and killed by bees
>warden clears out the rest of bees
>starts chain disarming my corpse for some reason
>strips me and leaves my body

why in the fuck am i always saddled with the most incompetent and brain damaged shitters as teammates and coworkers

i am salty as fuck



god that made me laugh.

Do you remember the name of the warden though? Because there's this hilarious fucking warden I've been seeing who seems like he's 10 years old. He brigged for killing the cap... for three minutes and told me to cool off. He also speaks with horrible grammar and misspellings, I think he might be your guy.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby MimicFaux » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:52 pm #317726

I decide to roll botanist and grow some dank organic memes. Do my usual thing, get my suit together; rearrange the botany trays. Hack the vendors. Only botanist. No chef. Literally king of my own castle.
>Feels good
Chaplain comes by with poppies, gives me his blessing. I turn around and pump those poppies to 100 potency, give them densified chemicals, and shadow emission. Rename the tray Black Poppies, desc: A dark pact between civilian departments. Top off the water and nutrients, drag the tray down to the chapel once it's ripe. Give the chaplain a water bucket and bottle of harvest. He picks the poppy and the chapel is shrouded in darkness. He fucking loves it.

Go back to botany to grow more cool shit. Some assistants come by compliment me on the Poppies. I get to feel special and robust for growing something simple but generally loved. Then... out of the blue. A miner messages me, "Found some gatfruit. Do you want?" I practically trip over myself to say yes. Not only did the seed vault spawn, it spawned with gatfruit. Not only did gatfruit spawn, lifebringers didn't spawn either. Not only was the vault uninhabited,a miner found it. And above everything else, the miner was a brother to me, and freely gifted it, asking nothing in return.

I plant it. I tend to it. I watch it like a hawk. My crate order arrives so I top off its water and nutrients. In the time it took me to run to cargo and back, it had somehow fucking wilted.
I was completely devastated.
I can count the number of times I've gotten to handle gatfruit on one hand. Needless to say, it would have been all the difference in the world when the zombie outbreak happened later. I had grown monster tomatoes, blue space tomatoes and a bunch of wood. I snuck into the fitness room and started to barricade the area. It was less than a minute before the shuttle when an electrical storm hit none other than the fitness room plunging me into darkness. Blinded and with my defended only half set up, I got ganked in the dark and killed by zomboes. My final thoughts were of my gatfruit. RIP.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:00 pm #317731

>dark pact
>not dank pact

also just like have the crate sent to you scrub
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby lumipharon » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:50 pm #317744

Gatfruit has a really short lifespan/long ass grow time.

If you want it to safely grow you'll need to heal it while it's growing or it will literally die of old age before fruiting. (Unless you sufficiently mutate it, but eh).

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby D&B » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:54 pm #317747

I've planted it on Gaia before and managed to get one harvest off before it died.

Didn't even mutate it, but wasn't worth the effort honestly.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby MimicFaux » Tue Jul 18, 2017 1:28 am #317784

lumipharon wrote:Gatfruit has a really short lifespan/long ass grow time.

If you want it to safely grow you'll need to heal it while it's growing or it will literally die of old age before fruiting. (Unless you sufficiently mutate it, but eh).


This is good to know. I didn't realize it had such a naturally short lifespan. I will cultivate accordingly next time.

D&B wrote:I've planted it on Gaia before and managed to get one harvest off before it died.

Didn't even mutate it, but wasn't worth the effort honestly.


It's mostly about the prestige of having an incredibly rare plant in your garden.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Lazengann » Tue Jul 18, 2017 2:06 am #317794

Saltpetre heals plants, just dump it on whenever the unhealthy light comes on.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby lumipharon » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:54 pm #318023

holywater also heals plants, so you can just use your holymelons. Atleast 1 of the hacked fertilisers also heals, forgot the name, plus cyrox from memory.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Jul 18, 2017 9:21 pm #318026

Diethylamine.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Dr_bee » Wed Jul 19, 2017 12:27 am #318058

lumipharon wrote:holywater also heals plants, so you can just use your holymelons. Atleast 1 of the hacked fertilisers also heals, forgot the name, plus cyrox from memory.


Cryox and holy water are better than the others as saltpetre and diethylamine replace the current fertilizer. they are good as it but often time you want your robust harvest as your fertilizer so you dont get any mutations in your perfectly genetically engineered plants.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby InsaneHyena » Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:54 am #318095

>Finally get cult, my favourite antag
>I'm also a roboticist, which is almost a scientist, so I can make bombs without anyone batting an eye
>Some stealthmin messes with viewing range
>Make four maxcaps, loudly warn my bros that I'm about to use them on specific locations
>As one of my cult bros gets cucked by xray geneticists (typical), I blow armory to bits
>My next stop is bridge
>Stun an engineer on the way there, I'm going to need constructs
>Suddenly, server freezes for five seconds or so
>And restarts
>Again
>Just like it did six billion times today

Goofball, I love you, but I'm getting real tired of your shit
Bring back papercult.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby stalcloudy » Wed Jul 19, 2017 3:36 am #318128

InsaneHyena wrote:
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>Finally get cult, my favourite antag
>I'm also a roboticist, which is almost a scientist, so I can make bombs without anyone batting an eye
>Some stealthmin messes with viewing range
>Make four maxcaps, loudly warn my bros that I'm about to use them on specific locations
>As one of my cult bros gets cucked by xray geneticists (typical), I blow armory to bits
>My next stop is bridge
>Stun an engineer on the way there, I'm going to need constructs
>Suddenly, server freezes for five seconds or so
>And restarts
>Again
>Just like it did six billion times today

Goofball, I love you, but I'm getting real tired of your shit


yeah I was on the server when that happened but I just wanna say that the "viewing range" is actually a gun called the Particle Accelerator or whatever. I only know because I had one 3 rounds before that, it was in sec for some reason, and the guy who gave it to me said it randomly showed up on the floor.
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby tacolizard » Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:12 am #318590

>Goofball, I love you, but I'm getting real tired of your shit

is this a meme now

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Nabski » Thu Jul 20, 2017 1:16 pm #318703

Start as a miner, in clock cult. Only one other person roll calls, and they had abandoned a gang leader spot on the other server. I had gotten ghosted into them then died like a chump. Thanks Scuff.

Manage to convert the mining borg a right after the ash storm dies down. Tell it to go convert the AI. Don't want to convert the other miners because then the people on station won't be able to use geass.

First ash storm hits; I take all the minerals to R&D. Hoping to gain the cult a foothold in science. We are at 4/6 still. Scuff has stolen the spare ID and the radio is yelling about him. Get mining bag and a pair of advanced mining tools, for "dual wielding". Don't manage to convert or blow the cults cover. Convert the QM who has never played cult before, so I direct them to the wiki.

Find an ash ligger nest. Hell yes if we can EVER get that borg to go get the AI we even have combat upgrades. OH Geass will still work to convert. Convert an ash ligger. A second one comes up and kills me. The new cultist makes no attempts to help me.

It could have been the ash lizard cult! We had a free converted AI (but didn't). When people say "conversion modes suck" do they just mean "fuck teamwork?"

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby D&B » Thu Jul 20, 2017 2:35 pm #318726

>Dual wielding

Deserved
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Nabski » Thu Jul 20, 2017 3:09 pm #318733

I didn't actually want it for myself. I wanted a second to give to someone else once I converted them so they had a ranged weapon.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Armhulen » Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:52 pm #318776

>died to a half naked lizard with a stick when you have a 40 damage ranged weapon

deserved
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Nabski » Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:51 pm #318808

Armhulen wrote:>died to a half naked lizard with a stick when you have a 40 damage ranged weapon

deserved


He deserved to get to see the light of Ravtar too.


But seriously, I've never managed to convert ashwalkers before and the idea of cultists invading from the planet seemed amazing. I guess that's actually kinda close to what the rework is planning.
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