Atlanta Ned's Guide To Nuke Ops

[Atlanta-Ned]

I've seen a LOT of ops fluke out since all I do anymore is observe. To wit, I have produced a guide on how to not to fluke:

The Better Guide To Nuke Ops:

Step One: TALK TO YOUR TEAM AND WORK TOGETHER.
Step Two: Repeat Step One Until The Station Has Exploded

Hopefully this guide will help you be the best nuke op you can be.

[Saegrimr]

Stpe 3 GET DAT UFKCIIN DIIIISKKKKK GET IT GET IT

[DemonFiren]

Instructions unclear, ended up in library D&D session.

[lzimann]

But I've won more not talking to my team than actually talking to my team, your guide is bad!

[TechnoAlchemist]

more often than not 1 nukeop moving fast and smart can do better than a team communicating and working together

[Cobby]

1. Setup Uplink system*. Donate your TCs before buying anything
2. Distribute TCs*
3. Buy items that will help your team, because the other ops aren't
4. Follow your team members

* denotes Leader

This is foolproof guide and is what I use to win nukeops.

[ShadowDimentio]

HOW TO BE GOOD SECURITY IN NUKE

STEP ONE: IGNORE SCREAMS OF NUKERS, SOUNDS OF GUNFIRE FILLING THE HALLS, BOMBS GOING OFF AND THE DUALESWORD OPERATIVE THAT JUST RAN BY YOU
STEP TWO: ARREST THE WANTED GREYSHIRT THAT HE JUST PASSED
STEP THREE: WIN THE VIDEOGAME YOU LEGENDARY OFFICER YOU

I'M ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW

[Wyzack]

Solo ops are more effective but less fun. This is a game, we play it to have fun remember?

[Anonmare]

Step 1: Don't fuck up
Step 2: Don't act dumb
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Fuck up and act dumb
Step 5: Redtext

[John_Oxford]

>not declaring war all the time

they can't call the shuttle or stun you if you threw 45 minibombs into every department in existance

[ShadowDimentio]

Seriously though there's only one step to winning as op

Step one: Get good

If you can handle step one you've already won. Last time it was war ops I 5v1'd the bridge as it swarmed with all the best geared most robust people on the station and dusted them all easy. One robust op > 5 of the crew's best. Before that I've won every nuke round practically solo, just running in, getting dat fukken disk and running out is a very effective strategy.

[Anonmare]

Step 1: Declare war
Step 2: Buy as many carp plushies as humanly possible
Step 3: Buy a few sentient potions to make carp commanders
Step 4: Praise Carp-Sie

[Isane]

1. Get all the ops but one into a personal locker
2. One stealth op drags it to the Captain after gift wrapping it
3. Say you have a present for him, open it up.

I'm so amazed this plan actually worked for us.

[bandit]

1. Don't fucking leeroy

[MrEousTranger]

1: Git 4 nuke ops , Possibly more if you want to trade TC's for backup
2: Split into 2 teams 1 Assault, 1 stealth
3: Tell stealth to wear backwards orange hats
4: Tell Assault to wait 3 mins before assaulting
5: Stealth wears the hats
6: Assault team attacks
7: Assault starts fucking up station
8: Stealth locates disk/disk holder
9: Takes disk/Kills holder then takes disk
10: Stealth escape and possibly fend off the anyone who has pin pointer
11: Assault dies glorious death
12: Station thinks they won
13: Git Nuked
14: Greentext

[ShadowDimentio]

I'll never forget once where I caught a disguise nop by recognizing someone out of uniform. The detective had thrown on the chappy's DEUS VULT gear because it was "better than his gear", and I later saw the "detective" in normal uniform and a gas mask.

Moral of the story: Pick a good disguise.