Memorable Quotes

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:19 am #13414

Bottom post of the previous page:

MrSnapwalk wrote:

I remember the story behind this in screenshots. Golden mystery, would pay to know how to get there reliably.

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 2:15 am #13421

So would the #coderbus.

Rhisereld · Post by **Rhisereld** » Sun Jun 15, 2014 11:29 am #13662

Richard Cypher says, "Ok Cable hack time"
ANAL THRASHER 3000 states, "OKAY"
A port on ANAL THRASHER 3000 opens to reveal the data cable, which promptly falls to the floor.
ANAL THRASHER 3000 states, "I AM SO READY"
ANAL THRASHER 3000 states, "TO THRASH THIS DOOR'S PORT"
Richard Cypher inserts the data cable into a data port on the maintenance access.
the data cable rapidly retracts back into its spool.
ANAL THRASHER 3000 states, "OH GOD YESSSS"

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Sun Jun 15, 2014 10:47 pm #13730

[01:11:31]EMOTE: Buck Angel/ForcefulCJS : <B>Buck Angel</B> masturbates and jizzes all over your face

The things you find while digging through logs.

Mat13295 · Post by **Mat13295** » Sun Jun 15, 2014 10:51 pm #13731

>2nd person emoting
Hnnng...

Alzam · Post by **Alzam** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 1:12 am #13760

Zeke Matthews says, "The KKK will love my virus that turns people white"

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:10 am #13835

NikNakFlak wrote:[01:11:31]EMOTE: Buck Angel/ForcefulCJS : <B>Buck Angel</B> masturbates and jizzes all over your face

The things you find while digging through logs.

fucking quoted

Kavaloosh · Post by **Kavaloosh** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 9:09 pm #14035

420goslingboy69 · Mon Jun 16, 2014 9:34 pm

Jace Fantha [Lib] [145.9] says, "Someone told me Autumn's gay"
Autumn Sinnow [Cook] [145.9] says, "I am."
Autumn Sinnow says, "I am."
Alexandria Viorre says, "eh fuck it"
Melody Fea {Cap'n} [145.9] asks, " Who isn't?"
That isn't food.
Luck [Fag] [145.9] says, " ia m"

Kavaloosh · Post by **Kavaloosh** » Tue Jun 17, 2014 3:34 am #14107

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Tue Jun 17, 2014 4:26 pm #14198

Volker Wolff [145.9] says, "Clara's corpse is not viz us."
Volker Wolff says, "Clara's corpse is not viz us."
Kenzie Smith [145.9] says, "Thats not good."
Volker Wolff [145.9] says, "It's now inside ze singulo."
Volker Wolff says, "It's now inside ze singulo."
Pete [145.9] brays, "EHEHEHEHEH"

all according to pete's plan

Spacemanspark · Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:33 pm

<faithnoless> People of /tg/station are far too friendly. Everytime someone asks a question or makes a statement, it is met with a mirth of friendly responses and helpful answers

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:48 pm #14216

Khloe Alice [145.9] asks, " Why is the clown severely beaten?"
Melody Fea [145.9] says, " That's a rather stupid question Khloe"
Melody Fea [145.9] says, " It's their nature"

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 4:28 pm #14559

Sergeant Araneus bites Poly!
Poly chomps Sergeant Araneus!
Poly claws at Sergeant Araneus!
Poly chomps Sergeant Araneus!

and then Araneus ran away like a fucking pussy and died by Poly's iron claw

Notaspider · Post by **Notaspider** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 3:40 am #14685

N.A.M.E. [145.9] states, "Alert"
N.A.M.E. [145.9] states, "Human harm in chemistry"
N.A.M.E. [145.9] states, "Danny Schmidt has signed up as Assistant."

EmptyK01 · Post by **EmptyK01** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:07 pm #14790

Notaspider wrote:N.A.M.E. [145.9] states, "Alert"
N.A.M.E. [145.9] states, "Human harm in chemistry"
N.A.M.E. [145.9] states, "Danny Schmidt has signed up as Assistant."

I'm not quite sure what's memorable about this.

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:59 pm #14799

server 2 injokes

Miauw · Post by **Miauw** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 6:08 pm #14804

<hg|work> paprika: can you elaborate on what you did to mesons on nt
<quiltyquilty> he shoved them up his asshole then masturbated furiously until his anus prolapsed and shat it out covered in blood and little bits of half digested corn and called it boss mode

Kavaloosh · Post by **Kavaloosh** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 8:28 pm #14842

Sloan Strange says, "Tgabjs mime~"

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:55 pm #14870

Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "Danny,."
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "I have a picture of your ass."
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "Send me 1000 million dollars to my offworld bank account."
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "Or these pictures get released."
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "Your call shitlord."
Danny Schmidt [145.9] says, "no dude that was apple's"
Luca Bowchiew [145.9] says, "Everyone's seen it"
Danny Schmidt [145.9] says, "it was his payment"
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "No man lisetn."
Luca Bowchiew [145.9] says, "It's a pretty cute butt."
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "There's a fucking note on the back."
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "It reads "property of Danny Schmidt.""

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Jun 21, 2014 12:56 pm #14969

MOLOCH [145.9] queries, "So you are saying that if you masturbate to two people fucking on a screen you are partaking in a threesome?"
MOLOCH [145.9] queries, "or that if you fuck someone while watching one guy masturbate you are partaking in a threesome?"

after an assistant talks with an AI about how lizardman babies are born and then implanting them into human vaginas and having them fall out with lots of blood

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:40 am #15105

OOC: Tokiko1: The parrot bursts out of Saiga Pishuaipiao!#The parrot bursts out of Saiga Pishuaipiao!#The parrot bursts out of Saiga Pishuaipiao!#The parrot bursts out of Saiga Pishuaipiao!#The parrot bursts out of Saiga Pishuaipiao!#The parrot bursts out of Saiga Pishuaipiao!#The parrot bursts out of Saiga Pishuaipiao!#The parrot bursts out of Saiga Pishuaipiao!#The parrot bursts out of Saiga Pishuaipiao!#

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Mon Jun 23, 2014 11:32 am #15311

Trevor Donklestoop says, "What happen..."
Trevor Donklestoop asks, "Is that a giant shit?"
This is Turd. It is a tiny item.
And makes the world taste good.

Kavaloosh · Post by **Kavaloosh** » Mon Jun 23, 2014 2:33 pm #15330

you can fit it into your hat

Mat13295 · Post by **Mat13295** » Mon Jun 23, 2014 11:45 pm #15474

Saiga Pishuaipiao whispers in their final breath, "Bawk..."

zionn · Post by **zionn** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:50 pm #15832

The gravitational singularity has been hit by Honky Donky with the bike horn.

(A real singulo)

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:11 am #15959

FUCKING SHIT COCK states, "Do you know what it is like to be autistic for twenty seven years then be shoved into a robotic shell to discover your true personality is you're an asshole."

literally ss13.txt

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:34 pm #15972

woah deep

allura · Post by **allura** » Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:51 pm #15975

kraso, you forgot kenzie's reply, which was something like "If it helps at all, I always knew you were an asshole."

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Thu Jun 26, 2014 9:11 pm #16029

Trevor Donklestoop slaps Alex's ass with his left hand and kisses Alex's cheek.
Alexander Reach [145.9] says, "Dinner and a movie first Trevor"

also older than grass I just re-found this in the old forums:

TankNut wrote:Simon Bonkers exclaims, "HERR KOPF OF SECURITY SE EVILDOER WANT TO SAY SOMETHING!"
John Miller looks at wolff
John Miller says, "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER."
John Miller says, "DO"
John Miller says, "YOU"
John Miller says, "SPEAK"
John Miller asks, "IT?"
Volker Wolff says, "Nein."

-

in which we learn that rigel is very into corpse foreplay after the station is eaten by 3 singulos

Johnathan Rigel exclaims, "Ahah- Oh my god.. I just wanted science.. And I got science..!"
Johnathan Rigel exclaims, "AHAHAH!"
Johnathan Rigel asks, "Isn't that right darling..?"
Johnathan Rigel places the bloody mangled corpse on his lap.
Johnathan Rigel asks, "ahah, Isn't that right sweety?"
Johnathan Rigel says, "I love you Kenzie.. I love you forever.."
Johnathan Rigel hugs the bloodied corpse.
Johnathan Rigel exclaims, "We will go back.. And do so much science together!"
Johnathan Rigel says, "So much science my darling~"

pic related

Killerz104 · Post by **Killerz104** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:30 pm #16349

Robotic Talk, MIGGY states, "Of the lives on this station, the corgi is the only survivor."
Restarting in 25 seconds
Robotic Talk, MIGGY states, "That isn't escaped, that is."
Robotic Talk, PSI.I-O-N states, "Amazing."
Robotic Talk, PSI.I-O-N states, "What a lucky dog."

Ian lives forever

OtherDalfite · Post by **OtherDalfite** » Sun Jun 29, 2014 1:14 am #16369

Killerz104 wrote: Robotic Talk, PSI.I-O-N states, "What a lucky dog."

Compared to what usually happens to Ian, this is the biggest lie I've ever heard.

as334 · Post by **as334** » Sun Jun 29, 2014 3:53 am #16376

Kraso wrote:Trevor Donklestoop slaps Alex's ass with his left hand and kisses Alex's cheek.
Alexander Reach [145.9] says, "Dinner and a movie first Trevor"

I still have no idea how you got into Atmos. If I recall there was no AI that round.

Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:47 am

Fairly sure he was observing me waiting for me to kill off the entire station again.
Also we were in engineering.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:37 am #16405

I observe on some occassions. This happened in that occassion.

Cheridan · Post by **Cheridan** » Mon Jun 30, 2014 5:12 pm #16593

PRAY: XceptOne/(Pools McClosed) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) (SC): LORD SINGULOTH, INFLUENCE IAN TO GIVE US ALL ACCESS FOR EXCHANGE OF THE CHOCOLATES
Scott Hastings says, "IAN THIS ISN'T COOL"
Pools McClosed says, "LETS DO THIS"
Pools McClosed says, "NO"
Ian looks at the area where the the candy was.
Libsanitus Caddicus says, "Ian cmon"
Scott Hastings asks, "OH?"
Pools McClosed says, "ONLY WORDS OF POSITIVE NATURE"
Libsanitus Caddicus says, "GODDAMNIT"
Scott Hastings asks, "YOU WANT MORE?"
Gonzalo Trident says, "GIVE HIM THE CANDY"
Ian woofs, "Arf!"
Libsanitus Caddicus says, "MORE CANDY"
Pools McClosed exclaims, "HE NEEDS MORE CANDY!"
Jack Steiner says, "SUP"
Scott Hastings exclaims, "I'll get more, hold on!"
Pools McClosed says, "GEDDUS MORE CANDY"
Jack Steiner says, "WHO WANTS ALL ACCES"
Pools McClosed says, "ALL ACCESS"
Ian woofs, "Ar-...aroooooo..."
Pools McClosed says, "ME FIRST"
Pools McClosed says, "MORE CANDY"
Libsanitus Caddicus says, "GIVE IAN THE CANDY"
Pools McClosed says, "FOR"

[Ian keels over dead]

Scott Hastings says, "C0ME ON IAN"
Pools McClosed says, "SHIT"
Scott Hastings says, "OH"
Scott Hastings says, "MY"
Pools McClosed says, "WHAT THE FUCK"
Scott Hastings says, "GOD"
Libsanitus Caddicus says, "OH MY GOD"
Pools McClosed says, "OH GOD"
Scott Hastings says, "IAN"
Gonzalo Trident says, "NIGGA"
Pools McClosed says, "WHAT THE FUCK"
Scott Hastings says, "AAAAAHH"
Gonzalo Trident says, "GODDAMN"
Scott Hastings says, "OH GOPD"
Pools McClosed says, "HOLY FUCK"
Scott Hastings says, "MURDER"
Libsanitus Caddicus says, "JACK MURDERED IAN"
Pools McClosed says, "GODDAMN"
Pools McClosed says, "WHAT"
Scott Hastings says, "HOLY SHII"
Pools McClosed says, "FUCKING"
Pools McClosed says, "WHAT"
Scott Hastings says, "OH MY GOD"
Libsanitus Caddicus says, "ARREST JACK"
Scott Hastings says, "WHAT THE FUUCK"
Libsanitus Caddicus [145.9] says, "ARREST JACK"
Gonzalo Trident says, "DUDE YOU AINT SUPPOSED TO GIVE DOGS CHOCOLATEN IGGA"
Emerson Ackerley [145.9] says, "THE NUDE PRIDE SAVED THE CAPTAIN"
Pools McClosed says, "WHAT TEH FUCK"
Pools McClosed says, "GODDAMN"
Pools McClosed says, "WHAT"
Scott Hastings says, "IT KILLS THEM MAAN"
Libsanitus Caddicus [145.9] says, "ARREST JACK STEINER"
Scott Hastings says, "OH MY GOOOOD"
Scott Hastings says, "MURDER"
Gonzalo Trident [145.9] says, "ARREST JACK"
Gonzalo Trident [145.9] says, "HE KILLED IAN"
Scott Hastings [145.9] says, "ARREST JACK"
Gonzalo Trident says, "BLAME JACK"
Madyson Gettemy [145.9] says, " Don't arrest Jack"
Jack Steiner says, "One sec guys"
Skynet [145.9] states, "You need to leave."
Libsanitus Caddicus [145.9] says, " HE MURDERED IAN BY STANDING NEXT TO HIM"
Scott Hastings says, "MUTINY"
Pools McClosed asks, "It's all access?"
Guy Stevens [145.9] exclaims, " goddammit, we have no sec. I'm only a gumshoe!"

Spacemanspark · Wed Jul 02, 2014 12:41 am

Spoiler:

Mat13295 · Post by **Mat13295** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:31 am #17020

the alien leaps at Ashlyn Wolfe's face!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You hear a strange, alien voice in your head... I bet you find this erotic ashlyn

Fukken xenos

peoplearestrange · Thu Jul 03, 2014 8:11 pm

Doctor Snips clicks, "SNIP SNIP MOTHAFUKKA"

Notaspider · Post by **Notaspider** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:21 am #17472

Restart Vote
Restart Round: 14
Continue Playing: 12
Vote Result: Restart Round
World restarting due to vote...

Knaive · Post by **Knaive** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:43 pm #17594

DEAD: Kenzie Smith moans, "But I had to lube so much"
DEAD: Kenzie Smith complains, "Just consistently"
DEAD: Kenzie Smith cries, "Was a pain in the ass"

Hibbles · Post by **Hibbles** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:46 pm #17608

Consistent professionalism from the Admin Team at every level.

ADMIN: stickymayhem/(Jack Steiner) (JMP): Went horribly wrong because I summoned too many guns
Stickymayhem/(Jack Steiner) : I spawned as a traitor

ADMIN: Cheridan/(Sedge M. Nisc) (JMP): i bet the jews are behind this

OOC: Ikarrus: PK I will rip off your head and shit down your throat

ADMIN: HotelBravoLima/(Myriam Rathens) (JMP): Paprka's probably SoS' alt all this time.
ADMIN: HotelBravoLima/(Myriam Rathens) (JMP): I knew it.
PM: HotelBravoLima/(Myriam Rathens)->The1337Cat/(Leto Atreides): The name of the person who tried to kill you, genius.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:49 pm #17609

woah is that a joke or did ikky get mad

Hibbles · Post by **Hibbles** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:07 pm #17615

No, he was referencing something.

Ikarrus · Post by **Ikarrus** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:10 pm #17629

miggles wrote:woah is that a joke or did ikky get mad

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:27 pm #17688

im familiar i was just wondering why you said it

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 7:42 am #17761

As if there was any doubt Scaredy was actually dirt poor and not working 80 hours a week.

Kelenius · Post by **Kelenius** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 10:03 am #17790

H.O.U.S.E [145.9] states, "Current Active Laws:"
H.O.U.S.E [145.9] states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
H.O.U.S.E [145.9] states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
H.O.U.S.E [145.9] states, "3. You are expensive to replace"

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 1:03 am #17890

Luck [145.9] says, " a chinese man just attacked me"
Wataru Chagrin [145.9] says, " im mandarin"

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 7:22 pm #18017

DEAD: ADMIN(XSI) says, "Yeah, my bad. I thought the clownbombs held 10 clowns each"

Subtle · Post by **Subtle** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 8:08 pm #18023

Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-829 states, "This is a fact. No professional animator has ever put that much work into making a dragon 'twerk' since."
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-829 states, "This is not a joke, this is information that I have logged."
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-829 states, "I spent my time well while I was human."