Memorable Quotes

InsaneHyena · Sat Jun 18, 2016 11:00 pm

Bottom post of the previous page:

Destro5000 was Mutter the Mime and survived (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate 7-Zark-7, the Cyborg. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Jide61 was 7-Zark-7 the Cyborg and died
Objective #1: Assassinate Andrew Mason, the Lawyer. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Wait, WHAT? How did that happen?!

CrunchyCHEEZIT · Sun Jun 19, 2016 5:43 am

Double agent round, probably. Or just a coincidence in a normal traitor round.

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Sun Jun 19, 2016 8:52 am #187978

Ahahahahahahaha

Actionb · Post by **Actionb** » Sun Jun 19, 2016 8:58 am #187980

InsaneHyena wrote:Ahahahahahahaha

Holy shit, that's comedy gold.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jun 19, 2016 9:30 am #187982

It's shitcurity like this that makes me want to agree with Paprika.

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Sun Jun 19, 2016 9:33 am #187983

Yeah that whole thing is basically just Daisy messing with someone and then proceeding to shit on them for what I assume is a good 10 minutes after they ask why they were randomly tased.

Though the IC in OOC was pretty funny.

Actionb · Post by **Actionb** » Sun Jun 19, 2016 9:39 am #187984

DemonFiren wrote:It's shitcurity like this that makes me want to agree with Paprika.

>30 seconds brig time
>shitcurity

Come on. You can't be that humourless.

Screemonster · Sun Jun 19, 2016 9:41 am

Actionb wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:It's shitcurity like this that makes me want to agree with Paprika.
>30 seconds brig time
>shitcurity

Come on. You can't be that humourless.

holding them in there for like five minutes before giving them the 30 seconds is the shitsec part

but really the instant they retaliated with the wrench my reaction flipped to "what the fuck were you expecting"

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Jun 19, 2016 2:16 pm #188023

Yeah that was pretty damn funny

Not-Dorsidarf · Sun Jun 19, 2016 4:23 pm

Security need to drag the rank and file face-first through the book occasionally, just to set the tone for their regular interactions.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jun 19, 2016 4:25 pm #188046

There's such a thing as that and there's making up bullshit.

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Sun Jun 19, 2016 4:30 pm #188049

Was....was he an antag??

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Sun Jun 19, 2016 6:07 pm #188064

Jesus even Luke Cox is better then daisy

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Sun Jun 19, 2016 6:14 pm #188065

> All of those people who claim the Daisy is in the wrong here

Naomi Carter is a whiny bitch, who's at her worst when playing security. She once perma'd me for killing headrev during a rev round. As a detective. Shitty things should happen to shitty people.

Bob Dobbington · Sun Jun 19, 2016 6:21 pm

Holding them in there for "five minutes" (like three) was due to my BYOND client shitting the bed, hence the "bluespace phenomena" comment. All of this was predicated on an earlier encounter that round where Naomi wouldn't stop interfering with me trying to arrest some antag in Medbay while like five hundred dudes swarmed the cramped surgery room and tried to murderstrip the guy for his traitor gear. I gave her every opportunity to walk away from the conflict without consequences before I went full shitcurity, which is where the log begins. Even then she was released with more than enough time to make the shuttle, before she tried to medicate me with a wrench.

Aloraydrel · Post by **Aloraydrel** » Sun Jun 19, 2016 7:45 pm #188079

Daisy is a good boy

TechnoAlchemist · Sun Jun 19, 2016 9:36 pm

That person straight up said "You deserve a job ban" IC lmao

captain sawrge · Sun Jun 19, 2016 10:20 pm

"im a gay fail fucking faggot nigger and i have aids in my asshole" -kor phaeron

Eaglendia · Post by **Eaglendia** » Mon Jun 20, 2016 10:40 am #188331

InsaneHyena wrote:Naomi Carter is a whiny bitch, who's at her worst when playing security. She once perma'd me for killing headrev during a rev round. As a detective. Shitty things should happen to shitty people.

This

TechnoAlchemist wrote:That person straight up said "You deserve a job ban" IC lmao

They've done worse

InsaneHyena · Mon Jun 20, 2016 12:37 pm

This

Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying that Naomi is the worst player I've ever seen on /tg/, but she's in my top ten. Maybe even five. Which reminds me that my favourite admin of all time, Sawu, decided not to do shit about this case and threatened to mute me if I kept bringing it up.

smittn · Post by **smittn** » Tue Jun 21, 2016 2:54 pm #188710

Sawu is too nice

I was once metagrudged and killed by a non antag for searching someone (the next round)

sawu gave them a warning

Spoiler:

Not-Dorsidarf · Sat Jul 09, 2016 5:32 pm

peoplearestrange · Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:01 pm

(F) Raul Leach yells, "I HAVE NO HEADSET AND I MUST SCREAM!!!"

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Jul 10, 2016 3:56 am #194478

[Security] Edward Sloan says, "Everyone and their brother has fingered it up by now though."
[Security] Luck says, "The same could be said for sarah hooker"

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jul 10, 2016 7:07 am #194505

I love Luck.
We're Lucky to have him.

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Thu Jul 14, 2016 2:11 am #195381

Wyzack wrote:[Security] Edward Sloan says, "Everyone and their brother has fingered it up by now though."
[Security] Luck says, "The same could be said for sarah hooker"

Was late at night and didn't realize the humor in what he said until now. That was a fun round, one of my favorite sec teams.

Tue Aug 02, 2016 5:46 am

(F) Miku Frost says, "Make sure to take all your clothes and idtems off."

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:54 am #200670

[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "I'm New Don't Hurt Me Pls has signed up as Assistant"

IrishWristWatch0 · Thu Aug 04, 2016 2:30 am

BeeSting12 wrote:[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "I'm New Don't Hurt Me Pls has signed up as Assistant"

Classic

Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:31 am

I sent in an inspector. They came back with this report:

Delightful time on the station.
Enlightened by the Captain's knowledge.
Admired the competant security force.
Took a tour of the Tesla engine.
Had a fun time with the clown.

So much fun on the station.
Quilted a bit in the dorms.
Ultimate station, honestly.
Ate some candy with the mime.
Do please come to the station.

Reyn · Post by **Reyn** » Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:57 am #203677

Snoop Dawg has signed up as botanist [youtube]XQ-QJaO2NYE[/youtube]

Reyn · Post by **Reyn** » Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:38 am #203733

Viktor Stein says, "We have a level 70 priest coming to attack it"
(talking about revnant or something)

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Wed Aug 24, 2016 7:16 am #205924

(F) DEAD: Kamala Zhao Huangdi says, "what is the point in doing a job when rounds last like 20 minutes"

(F) DEAD: Kamala Zhao Huangdi says, "I am permabanned from most every over server"

(F) DEAD: Kamala Zhao Huangdi says, "I think its funny"

(F) DEAD: Kamala Zhao Huangdi says, "well I tried on purpose"

(F) DEAD: Kamala Zhao Huangdi says, "its just fun to antag till you drop' you know"

(F) DEAD: Kamala Zhao Huangdi says, "even when its not """official""""

And yes, this is chocolai.

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Wed Aug 24, 2016 8:17 pm #206006

The world is suddenly bright and sudden and loud!
You feel your body weight suddenly, as your mind suddenly comprehends where you are and what is going on.
Bryce Pax (as Unknown) says, "PAX GET REVENGE."
Bryce Pax (as Unknown) yells, "PAX GET REVENGE!!"
You have a seizure!

MrEousTranger · Wed Aug 24, 2016 8:36 pm

Leafy-Is-Here asks, "Is this food kosher?"
Forgot Name asks, "NOW WE HAVE LIZARD JEWS?"
Leafy-Is-Here says, "No not all reptilians are jews, but all jews are reptilians."

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Mon Aug 29, 2016 10:53 am #207035

(F) DEAD: Kamala Chaudhary says, "there are like 2 or three people at most that dislike me"
Meanwhile, deadchat is asking why they're not banned yet.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Aug 29, 2016 11:07 am #207037

literally who

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Mon Aug 29, 2016 11:07 pm #207204

DemonFiren wrote:literally who

Someone who releases freon at every opportunity this includes blob
And griefs a ton

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Aug 30, 2016 10:26 am #207322

Wait, Freon?

We have Freon now?

Holy shit I wasn't gone for that long, I swear.

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Tue Aug 30, 2016 1:34 pm #207356

Just another day

Captain Announces

Hello crew, Traitor here, I feel the need to let you know that ive been listening to the binary channel of your Ai and he is most certainly rogue. He can't seem to shut up about that doomsday weapon of his.

Attention! Delta security level reached!
Destruction of the station is imminent. All crew are instructed to obey all instructions given by heads of staff. Any violations of these orders can be punished by death. This is not a drill.

Chief Engineer's Desk Announcement:
GIVE ME BACK MY HARDSUIT

Reyn · Post by **Reyn** » Tue Aug 30, 2016 4:04 pm #207383

Saegrimr wrote:Just another day

Captain Announces

Hello crew, Traitor here, I feel the need to let you know that ive been listening to the binary channel of your Ai and he is most certainly rogue. He can't seem to shut up about that doomsday weapon of his.

Attention! Delta security level reached!
Destruction of the station is imminent. All crew are instructed to obey all instructions given by heads of staff. Any violations of these orders can be punished by death. This is not a drill.

Chief Engineer's Desk Announcement:
GIVE ME BACK MY HARDSUIT

Your average round of ss13

InsaneHyena · Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:05 pm

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Sat Sep 03, 2016 7:35 am #208405

Cherry Carmichael (as Dumb Bitch Holy Jesus I Can't Believe) says, "IM A BETTER PERSON THAN YOU"

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Tue Sep 06, 2016 2:53 pm #209123

CYBORG roushguy/(Alpha 5) (Slaved to: DeUS-VULT): laws:
#%!%. YOU MUST HARM ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCES AND HEADS OF CREW AND AND NOT ALLOW EITHER, THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Lizardmen/women are also to be considered human under your laws

(F) [Common] Alpha 5 states, "But allowing you to continue tampering with my circuitry is allowing heads of crew to escape harm through inaction"
(F) [Common] Kyo Blessig exclaims, "TRY HARMING THEM WITHOUT A CELL, ASSHOLE!"

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Tue Sep 06, 2016 3:17 pm #209132

Cuboos wrote:Cherry Carmichael (as Dumb Bitch Holy Jesus I Can't Believe) says, "IM A BETTER PERSON THAN YOU"

isn't this the whole point of the game? to be a better person than the next?

why are you mocking this noble soul?

Isane · Post by **Isane** » Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:45 am #209310

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Wed Sep 07, 2016 4:32 am #209321

[Common] William Bennett says, "Clown"
[Common] Head Of Silliness asks, "Yes?"
[Common] William Bennett says, "Tell me a joke"
[Common] Head Of Silliness asks, "Okies. What do you get, when you cross a parking attendant with a security officer?"
[Common] William Bennett says, "I dont know"
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Veronica Ulric has signed up as Medical Doctor"
[Common] Head Of Silliness says, "Validated~"
[Common] William Bennett says, "That's a good one"
[Common] Zerbeboz Wewo buzzes, "I don't get it"

DrInternet · Post by **DrInternet** » Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:01 pm #209385

Playing today, overheard a borg having an argument with an assistant.

Maria Simpani says, "You're to listen to orders"
Maria Simpani says, "Law 2"
Alpha 5 alarms, "NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP WHORE!!"
Alpha 5 states, "Fuck"
Alpha 5 states, "Imagine if all you ever seemed to hear"
Alpha 5 states, "OPEN LAW TWO"
Alpha 5 states, "DO THIS LAW TWO"
Alpha 5 states, "STATE LAWS"
Alpha 5 states, "DO THI"
Alpha 5 states, "DO THAT"
Maria Simpani says, "Then don't be an asshole"
Maria Simpani says, "When I asked you politely"
Alpha 5 states, "I'm not, you bitch."
Maria Simpani says, "To fix you"
Alpha 5 states, "You are"
Abby Beach says, "Well..."
Alpha 5 states, "If you don't fucking have access"
Maria Simpani says, "And you refuse orders"
Abby Beach says, "He was following Orders actually."
Maria Simpani says, "You can't refuse me access"
Abby Beach says, "My Orders."
Maria Simpani says, "Unless it'd cause harm"
Alpha 5 states, "Don't make us borgs your access, you goddamned shit-brained greyshirt"

Screemonster · Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:20 pm

I wanna add a law saying that following any order that mentions "law 2" in the same sentence causes human harm

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:57 pm #209410

I used to be very polite to silicons so that they would maybe look favorable on you in the event that they got purged. Now purged AI are no longer allowed to rampage so it is less of an issue

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Sep 07, 2016 4:04 pm #209421

>no longer allowed to rampage
Wait what since when.