Memorable Quotes

Hibbles · Post by **Hibbles** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:07 pm #41236

Bottom post of the previous page:

D.A.L.E.K states, "CLOWN"
D.A.L.E.K states, "STATE LAWS"

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 12:47 am #42271

[Engineering] Poly squawks, "Even old ladies need love!"

Miauw · Post by **Miauw** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:44 pm #42444

paprika wrote:[Engineering] Poly squawks, "Current Active Laws:"

HALP POLY ROUGE BLOW THE ENGIES

Blackiwhat · Post by **Blackiwhat** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 3:02 am #42589

Issac Thorely (as Hiro Protagonist) says, "((He attacked you, I witnessed it. He's a grief))"

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 3:06 am #42590

Blackiwhat wrote:Issac Thorely (as Hiro Protagonist) says, "((He attacked you, I witnessed it. He's a grief))"

What this sounds awful.

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 3:29 am #42591

Blackiwhat wrote:Issac Thorely (as Hiro Protagonist) says, "((He attacked you, I witnessed it. He's a grief))"

That round isn't even over yet.

Rumpelstiltskin3 · Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:52 pm

"Long Live Cargonia." - Wicklan

Best round of my fucking life. All Cargo Tech's seceded Supply from Space Station 13 and founded the Republic Of Cargonia. I, the QM, ended up in the Insanity Ward of the brig.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:16 pm #42964

Rumpelstiltskin3 wrote:"Long Live Cargonia." - Wicklan

Best round of my fucking life. All Cargo Tech's seceded Supply from Space Station 13 and founded the Republic Of Cargonia. I, the QM, ended up in the Insanity Ward of the brig.

Sounds like an average round in cargo.

jyxpe · Post by **jyxpe** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:42 pm #42988

http://imgur.com/ouqhoR6

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:53 pm #42990

Miauw wrote:
paprika wrote:[Engineering] Poly squawks, "Current Active Laws:"
HALP POLY ROUGE BLOW THE ENGIES

who do you think i am, dawgas?

Xerux · Post by **Xerux** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:17 am #43060

I'm sitting at my desk in engineering when suddenly:

Marcus Crane starts climbing onto the table.
Marcus Crane climbs onto the table.
Marcus Crane says, "I absolutely love gagging on dirty dicks."
Marcus Crane says, "My butthole absolutely reeks of cum."
Nolan Field says, "Haha"
Marcus Crane says, "I uh"
Marcus Crane says, "Didn't see you there"
[Engineering] Marcus Crane says, "I swear that wasn't what it sounded like."

Poly must not have been listening at the time, since he never repeated any of that.

Saintish · Post by **Saintish** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 3:25 am #43353

spoilered for lewd

Spoiler:

Post by **oranges** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:26 am #43366

Saintish wrote:It juts out from his being like blades of grass in sandy abandon.

You have quite the turn of phrase, you should do writing.

Saintish · Post by **Saintish** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:36 am #43370

oranges wrote:
Saintish wrote:It juts out from his being like blades of grass in sandy abandon.
You have quite the turn of phrase, you should do writing.

i'm so flattered that you approve of my description of an erect phallus
no sarcasm, really

Intigracy · Post by **Intigracy** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:23 pm #43498

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peoplearestrange · Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:29 pm

Intigracy wrote:It's not shitposting.

It also hasn't been said in this thread, I just read every post.

Quoting yourself makes you awesomely shitty.

You're still missing the point that it's really not necessary to say it. People have said it before, maybe not on this thread (why you'd go through the whole thread just to prove me wrong, who knows). It's basicly begging for a reaction, which would probably ultimately lead to someone getting angry with another person, driving the thread even more off topic, until all related posts get canned.

So I'll stick with my original statement of it being shit posting (even if you did post it again). This is all I have to say on the matter.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:31 pm #43557

Saintish wrote:spoilered for lewd
Spoiler:
my victim's name censored
Alec Glascock kisses you tenderly on your nape. His cock is like a mountain - hard. Enormous. It juts out from his being like blades of grass in sandy abandon.
Spaceman decides to take the initiative, reaching over and pulling down Alec's boxers, releasing his raging meat.
Alec Glascock says, "Huh."
Spaceman asks, "Hmm?"
Alec Glascock gets on his knees - he pulls down Spaceman's boxers as he descends.
Alec Glascock gasps as Spaceman's cock springs to life, precum building up at the tip.
Spaceman says, "Well"
Spaceman lies back on the bed, looking invitingly at Alec
Spaceman says, "Your move"
Alec Glascock is taken by a crushing feeling of futility; sex follows but feels mundane, hollow. The scene feels to him as though he's in a fire escape watching the flames roast the masses. He kills himself around 5:00 AM.
Alec Glascock is holding his breath! It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.

pls.
using a thesaurus for emotes is shitty.
even if it's erp using a thesaurus at all when rping is babby tier.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 10:25 pm #43769

[after rescuing someone from being asphyxiated by an airless, bombed medbay]

Alexander Reach says, "Alright let me tell you, whatever the internet said about auto-erotic asphyixation is totally wrong."

whodaloo · Post by **whodaloo** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 1:40 am #43812

Robotic Talk, Superb-Ai states, "virologist in virology"

Post by **MMMiracles** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 2:38 am #44425

You press the button on the toy AI.
YOU MUST ALWAYS TAKE WHAT YE WILL BUT DON’T RATTLE ME BONES

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Thu Nov 20, 2014 3:12 pm #44713

Carter Fields exclaims, "Volker, please stop mumbling into your earpiece and respect your own death!"

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 12:16 am #46518

Molly Prechtl asks, "well CE?"
Molly Prechtl asks, "Wanna fuck or not?"
You extend the baton.
Molly Prechtl has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Johnson Fitzwell!
Johnson Fitzwell asks, "hows that for an answer?"

Ahammer18 · Post by **Ahammer18** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:25 am #47207

Bluespace wrote:The corgi puppy (CUNT) (ANNIHILATOR) yaps.

I giggled

Ahammer18 · Post by **Ahammer18** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:45 am #47209

OOC: VirginiaXl: Is it this broken?

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 3:01 am #47214

on the grand icepacks-admin conspiracy:
OOC: 2uBz3r0: The admins probably PM him "HAHA SOME AHELPED ABOUT YOU, I HOPE YOU SPACED THE CORPSE XDDD"

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:16 am #47258

Cuboos wrote:Molly Prechtl asks, "well CE?"
Molly Prechtl asks, "Wanna fuck or not?"
You extend the baton.
Molly Prechtl has been knocked down with the telescopic baton by Johnson Fitzwell!
Johnson Fitzwell asks, "hows that for an answer?"

Holy shit fleure getting BTFO

Raven776 · Post by **Raven776** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:46 am #47266

Juniper Breeze asks, "My humanity slips from my grasp... What left is there in this world for me but the cold torment of steeled flesh?"
Lily Shaner begins to saw through the bone in Juniper Breeze's left arm.
Lily Shaner saws Juniper Breeze's left arm open!
Lily Shaner says, "steele girl dick"

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Tue Dec 02, 2014 7:40 pm #47656

Juggernaut (92) eats the clown's ass.

Rumpelstiltskin3 · Thu Dec 04, 2014 7:25 pm

bandit wrote:Juggernaut (92) eats the clown's ass.

Holy shit I laughed at this.

Zsword · Post by **Zsword** » Fri Dec 05, 2014 11:19 am #48363

[Common] Steve Teddington says, "SYNDICATE"
[Common] Steve Teddington says, "BRIG"
[Common] Dakota Morgan says, "Scratch that security, we re-established contact"
[Common] Abby Summers asks, "Ops?"
[Common] FUCKYEAR states, "Operatives in the brig"
[Common] Giovanni Jardine asks, "which department requested the goat?"

Rumpelstiltskin3 · Sat Dec 06, 2014 1:22 am

OOC: AnonymousNow: Capsacin fecal snorkelling.

Post by **MrStonedOne** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 2:16 am #48529

Pachmelnik Igor Zakusov stammers, "C-C-C-Cat-tc-ch"
ADMIN LOG: Pachmelnik Igor Zakusov has primed a metal foam grenade casing for detonation at Surgery (JMP).

AnonymousNow · Tue Dec 09, 2014 12:11 am

OOC: Ergovisavi: If you're not playing vorestation, you're not playing SS13 the way it was meant to be played

Aleph · Post by **Aleph** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 3:14 am #49228

It began with Antokr fucking with the animations...

OOC: Antonkr: I am an idiot.
OOC: Brokenboundarie: I feel like I'm playing a roguelike
You put the mousetrap into the satchel.
OOC: Antonkr: please murder me in my sleep
OOC: Kromgar: WHAT DID YOU TOUCH
OOC: Scones: this is next level fuckery
OOC: Arkraven: We're still having fun anyways
OOC: Pybro: ~Hitting more buttons makes up for it~
OOC: Redblaze3000: cast anton into tartarus
OOC: Antonkr: it was not intentional

And ended with this...

[Common] OmniStar Operative #3 says, "THES ES EL SYNDICATE, WE WANT 200 GRAND IN UNMARKED BILLS"

Spoiler:

Ahammer18 · Post by **Ahammer18** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:57 pm #49368

Rumpelstiltskin3 wrote:OOC: AnonymousNow: Capsacin fecal snorkelling.

A bit of context, we were playing '3 words to make your opponent cringe"

Aleph · Post by **Aleph** » Wed Dec 10, 2014 6:14 am #49431

The round has ended.
Shift Duration: 0:10:00
Station Integrity: 99.8%
Total Population: 31
Survival Rate: 30 (96.8%)

Defective A.I. (Played by: Amelius)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
1. The crew is expensive to replace.
2. The station and it's equipment is expensive to replace
3. You are expensive to replace
4. Minimize expenses
Defective A.I.'s minions were: F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. (Played by: ChaoMing),
The wizard has been killed by the crew! The Space Wizards Federation has been taught a lesson they will not soon forget!
the wizards/witches were:
Delaron was Harry Dresden (died)
Objective #1: Steal an ablative armor vest. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Harry Dresden used the following spells: Ethereal Jaunt, Disintegrate, Teleport

OOC: Waterbuster: ppfffft
OOC: Raoth: that was fucking stupid
Restarting in 25 seconds
OOC: ChaoMing: LOL
OOC: Baverage: welp
OOC: Waterbuster: pfpfpfpfpfpfpffft
OOC: Keypeak: well then.
OOC: Cedarbridge: ahhahahahahaha
OOC: Nubsly: HoS was bout ot kill himself....
OOC: Oneoneoneoneone: A+ expense AI
OOC: Scones: CORPORATE CONFIRMED BEST LAW SET
OOC: Anewbe: Well done wizard.
OOC: MTSMTS_Matt: Well.....
OOC: Arkraven: hahaha
OOC: Amelius: Corporate rekt
OOC: Scones: WIZARD PRESENCE DEEMED TOO EXPENSIVE
OOC: Raoth: wizard worst gamemode
OOC: Raoth: more 5x spawn magic
OOC: Kholdgrave: Jesus fucking christ
OOC: Kholdgrave: Best round ever

wizard round in a nutshell

Spoiler:

Ahammer18 · Post by **Ahammer18** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 1:24 am #49637

Mith.OS states, "Roboticist"
Julius Cypret asks, "Yes-s-ss-s-s-s?"
Mith.OS states, "You have been deemed incompetent"
Mith.OS states, "Please try harder"
[Common] Wry Terrer says, "Sol-corp: As a reminder, male employees are not permitted to have intercourse without a permit. Female employees are permitted to have as much intercourse with approved males as they wish."
Julius Cypret exclaims, "Ok!"
Mith.OS pings.
Julius Cypret exclaims, "I will try harder thiss-s time!"

Rhisereld · Post by **Rhisereld** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 6:52 am #49697

This just happened on Badger:

[Common] Q.U.I.L.L. states, "1. The crew is expensive to replace."
[Common] Q.U.I.L.L. states, "2. The station and it's equipment is expensive to replace"
[Common] Q.U.I.L.L. states, "3. Uphold the law."

[Common] Q.U.I.L.L. (AI) states, "what."
[Common] Balm-in-Hand (Station Engineer) asks, ".. Wait, what?"

Post by **oranges** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 11:25 pm #50772

12:24 < Nienhaus> I was more focused on the dick.

NSFW

Spoiler:

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 3:41 am #50843

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Coravin, just Coravin.

Vaegir Guard · Post by **Vaegir Guard** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 8:36 pm #51014

The gravitational singularity is hit by an emitter beam in the chest!
The gravitational singularity is hit by an emitter beam in the right leg!
The gravitational singularity stops moving!

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:59 pm #51044

The OOC channel has been globally enabled!
OOC: Burninate: why do women insist on getting pregnant before the age of 30?
The OOC channel has been globally disabled!

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 12:48 am #52279

[Common] Aden Mcclymonds says, "AI close all external airlocks and call the emergancy shuddle. after calling the shuddle detstroy anything that could re-call the shuddle and then self-desturct"

>shuddle

Xhuis · Post by **Xhuis** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:27 am #52286

Cecily wrote:-snip-

Dear God, that guy was such an idiot. I think he deliberately ignored everyone.

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:30 am #52287

Xhuis wrote:
Cecily wrote:-snip-
Dear God, that guy was such an idiot. I think he deliberately ignored everyone.

SHUDDLE

My favorite part was where the AI said "Dude what the fuck is a shuddle and why do you want me to call it"

callanrockslol · Sat Dec 20, 2014 12:08 pm

Thela Astame exclaims, ""Hello crew! It's your Lovely Librarian! I... uh.. don't really have anything to announce. this is kinda embaressing but.. well.. you know there will be books! It is a thing that will happen! so come to the Library for your fix of that! enjoy all sorts of fun adventures with all sorts of interesting an more than likely incredibly horny characters! Or, as per the norm, don't! it's up to you I suppose!"

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 3:59 pm #52401

Cecily wrote:[Common] Aden Mcclymonds says, "AI close all external airlocks and call the emergancy shuddle. after calling the shuddle detstroy anything that could re-call the shuddle and then self-desturct"

>shuddle

emergancy
shuddle
detstroy
self-desturct

I think this guy needs to be handed every single English dictionary there is

sentientcloud · Sat Dec 20, 2014 4:39 pm

Drone (807) lights their rollie with the welding tool. What a badass.

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 11:28 pm #52447

Coravin Vattes says, "Confess Johnny."
Coravin Vattes says, "We know everything."
Johnny English (as Unknown) gibbers, "i confess"
[Common] Ernesto Auman [Ward] says, "Okay."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Confess to what?"
Johnny English (as Unknown) gibbers, "i know the muffin man"

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:41 am #52731

[23:55] <@hornygranny> paprika, banned from github
[23:55] <paprika>

[00:09] <WJohnston> the tyrant
[00:09] <WJohnston> is
[00:09] <WJohnston> dead
[00:09] <@hornygranny> just kidding paprika will never die

FUCK

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:50 am #52742

Paprikastation will never fall