quick run down of the shuttles?

[Jacough]

So I'm not going to have access to my desktop till March at the soonest. Could I get a quick summary of all the different buyable escape shuttles so I know what I'm missing out on?

[D&B]

Asteroid shuttle > all others

[BeeSting12]

You can get every map's shuttle. Delta's shuttle is probably the best out of all of them, and meta is second.
There's a giant asteroid which will crash into evac.
There's two or three really small shuttles where everyone has to rest. These usually turn into a huge mess.
The build your own shuttle spawns a blank shuttle in escape which you have to build.
The last shuttle I can remember is the one with the thing that shoots bolts of changing if two people are resting on altars.
I can't remember the names of nearly all of these but those are the descriptions

EDIT: HOW DID I FORGET THE LUXURY SHUTTLE

[Okand37]

You can order every map's standard shuttles, ranging from; pubby, delta, box, meta, birdboat, and even asteroid!
There are also some unique shuttles, amongst these are:

The Emergency Escape bar, a reskin of box's emergency shuttle. This features a playable bardrone and xeno barmaid.

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A very cramped shuttle with abandoned crates people often blow up, resulting in the poor thing venting and everyone dying!

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Oh Hi Daniel, probably a reference to something!

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The luxury shuttle; tired of peasants getting on your shuttle? Make them pay cold hard space cash or sit in the small wooden bunk!

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An asteroid with rockets strapped to it, often collides into escape and murders unsuspecting spessmens.

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The scrapheap, surprisingly a better shuttle than most other gimmick shuttles on the list.

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The wabbajack! Stuff two (willing?) spessmens on the altars and the wabbajack awakens, firing bolts of change at intervals.

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There are more than just these! Such as the snappop shuttle or the build-your-own shuttle!

[IcePacks]

default shuttle: s'alright
alternative shuttles: literal deathtraps DO NOT USE
build-a-shuttle it's okay i guess

[Shaps-cloud]

most of the shuttles are just indirect ways to get lots of people killed without actually facing any consequences

[Jacough]

most of the shuttles are just indirect ways to get lots of people killed without actually facing any consequences

The important thing is whether or not it kills people in a hilarious way. Frankly, slamming an asteroid with rockets on it into the station sounds hilarious

[IcePacks]

most of the shuttles are just indirect ways to get lots of people killed without actually facing any consequences

this actually pisses me off, because i was bwoinked for ordering the create-a-shuttle as non-captain when a group of engineers requested it and had already made a functioning, breathable shuttle after i fucking died

fuck you guys

[Xhagi]

Build a shuttle is best shuttle.

[D&B]

Build a shuttle is best shuttle.

Weird way of spelling asteroid

[IcePacks]

a wooden escape shuttle ordered in the middle of a FUCKING METEOR STORM

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how am i the shitter