Watch Dogs, Ian-Antag Edition
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Watch Dogs, Ian-Antag Edition
I don't have to explain how fun this game is but i'll do it anyways. Watch Dog follows the GTA formula of sandboxing with the exception of you hacking anything electronical and running around the city pretending your Casey Jones and/or the Punisher depending if you feel like mowing down a would be mugger with an ACR.
Multiplayer is the main reason why i'm digging Watch Dogs because it has fun invasion modes that you play hide and seek hacking the other player and if you fuck up you need to start skedaddling before you catch a bullet in your head or a car in your ass if the other player hacks a road blocker or road spikes and your stupid enough to leave your car. There's also my favorite "Cops and Robbers" game mode where some asshole on his tablet or phone sicks the police on you while hacking any and everything that moves as he's unloading sniper rounds into your car so you better MAN THE FUCK UP and drift Initial-D style or else your going to cry in a puddle of your own shame. There's also a Racing mode which is all motorcycle with no "set destination" towards the checkpoints so be a cheating asshole and take as many shortcuts as needed and the Tailing mode of which i've yet to done.
Overall this game gets my dick hard and it should get yours too as well.
Multiplayer is the main reason why i'm digging Watch Dogs because it has fun invasion modes that you play hide and seek hacking the other player and if you fuck up you need to start skedaddling before you catch a bullet in your head or a car in your ass if the other player hacks a road blocker or road spikes and your stupid enough to leave your car. There's also my favorite "Cops and Robbers" game mode where some asshole on his tablet or phone sicks the police on you while hacking any and everything that moves as he's unloading sniper rounds into your car so you better MAN THE FUCK UP and drift Initial-D style or else your going to cry in a puddle of your own shame. There's also a Racing mode which is all motorcycle with no "set destination" towards the checkpoints so be a cheating asshole and take as many shortcuts as needed and the Tailing mode of which i've yet to done.
Overall this game gets my dick hard and it should get yours too as well.
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Re: Watch Dogs, Ian-Antag Edition
Just because the French makes video games doesn't mean all of the games they make are bad.
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Re: Watch Dogs, Ian-Antag Edition
French games are amazing, EYE is french, this game is bad because Ubisoft and "MUH HAXOR"
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Re: Watch Dogs, Ian-Antag Edition
>>>ubishitcallanrockslol wrote:this game is bad because Ubisoft and "MUH HAXOR"
I haven't logged into SS13 in at least a year.
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Re: Watch Dogs, Ian-Antag Edition
Yeah, we get it.
Anyhow, I detest the driving in this game it feels so arcady and I hate it.
Anyhow, I detest the driving in this game it feels so arcady and I hate it.
- Bluespace
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Re: Watch Dogs, Ian-Antag Edition
I am the fucking god of hacking on multiplayer.
- Helios127
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Re: Watch Dogs, Ian-Antag Edition
Yes.
Add Helios127 on either the mobile app or the ubisoft launcher and lets bag some crooks.
Crime is the cancer. I am the chemo.
Add Helios127 on either the mobile app or the ubisoft launcher and lets bag some crooks.
Crime is the cancer. I am the chemo.
just play on /vg/station, go have fun for christs sake
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Re: Watch Dogs, Ian-Antag Edition
watch dogs is so incredibly boring, ive played about two hours and im already tired of the gimmicks, the entire game is PRESS X TO GIMMICK, literally
all they would have had to do to make this an interesting game would be:
1. you get a handgun and one magazine, bullets are rare because chiraq gun laws
>gun shops in fucking chiraq
>buying fully automatic rifles with 30 round magazines and handguns from a gunshop in chiraq
lol
2. or you have no guns, you have your baton and ability to hack, gameplay is stealth and puzzle dependent
"woah guys this is a good idea, you can hack the entire city, now, computers are scary so what if; you just did everything with one button, and in order to broaden the audience we made it have more action shooter elements"
"what if we made it so its another game where you can go slowmo and shoot everybody"
"fukken genius"
all they would have had to do to make this an interesting game would be:
1. you get a handgun and one magazine, bullets are rare because chiraq gun laws
>gun shops in fucking chiraq
>buying fully automatic rifles with 30 round magazines and handguns from a gunshop in chiraq
lol
2. or you have no guns, you have your baton and ability to hack, gameplay is stealth and puzzle dependent
"woah guys this is a good idea, you can hack the entire city, now, computers are scary so what if; you just did everything with one button, and in order to broaden the audience we made it have more action shooter elements"
"what if we made it so its another game where you can go slowmo and shoot everybody"
"fukken genius"
you're gonna carry that weight
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Re: Watch Dogs, Ian-Antag Edition
Whacking everyone with your baton is literally 10 times as fast as trying to stealth.
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Re: Watch Dogs, Ian-Antag Edition
Just like real lifegeilebeer wrote:Whacking everyone with your baton is literally 10 times as fast as trying to stealth.
you're gonna carry that weight
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Re: Watch Dogs, Ian-Antag Edition
>shoot guy with silenced pistol
>"SUSPICIOUS OBJECT SIGHTED" from his buddy
>walks over to check
>stands there for 5 seconds looking around not feeling threatened from the bullet-sized hole in the guy's skull
>shoot him
>attract more guards, rinse and repeat
why baton when you can silenced pistol, the ez mode gun you get at the fucking start of the game (why)
>"SUSPICIOUS OBJECT SIGHTED" from his buddy
>walks over to check
>stands there for 5 seconds looking around not feeling threatened from the bullet-sized hole in the guy's skull
>shoot him
>attract more guards, rinse and repeat
why baton when you can silenced pistol, the ez mode gun you get at the fucking start of the game (why)
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
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Re: Watch Dogs, Ian-Antag Edition
because baton is faster
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Re: Watch Dogs, Ian-Antag Edition
Silenced Pistol + Baton is the answer to everything.
And it's fucking fun.
And it's fucking fun.
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Re: Watch Dogs, Ian-Antag Edition
THere's literally no challenge in splinter cell blacklist slowdown-ing everything ever and sucking down focus pills that are extremely plentiful and even cheap to buy.
The silenced pistol should have been expensive and a late game unlock, when it's less ezmode.
The silenced pistol should have been expensive and a late game unlock, when it's less ezmode.
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
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Re: Watch Dogs, Ian-Antag Edition
How mediocre is this game
All GTA clones play exactly the same and are equally boring
Is this game different
All GTA clones play exactly the same and are equally boring
Is this game different
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Re: Watch Dogs, Ian-Antag Edition
GTA V is more fun.
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Re: Watch Dogs, Ian-Antag Edition
Very.Mr Wondrous wrote:How mediocre is this game
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