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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Yup, he beat Lumi's darling wife to death literally in the church on top of the Alter to the god of valor. Justice waits for no one i guess.
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Oh yeah Lumi, the necromancing Warlock-in-Training. Of all the people to piss off, eh?
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Jesus Christ, are we raising a fuck huge undead TIGERMAN army?
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It is not all doom and gloom, however. Look at how nice the town square looks! Our workers have been busy paving roads, and that fountain has infinite clean water thanks to a magical gem we dug up from underground.
http://i.imgur.com/tEFrKTn.png
Oh yeah also those blue things are the tigerman skeletons.
EDIT: That is probably it for today, i will see if i can maybe get in some more updates later. Anyone know the best way to record myself playing the game and make GIFs? I feel like you do not really get a good idea of the complete fortress layout from just pictures, i would like to make some gifs showcasing the whole thing, and maybe record some combats/cannon shellings too.
http://i.imgur.com/tEFrKTn.png
Oh yeah also those blue things are the tigerman skeletons.
EDIT: That is probably it for today, i will see if i can maybe get in some more updates later. Anyone know the best way to record myself playing the game and make GIFs? I feel like you do not really get a good idea of the complete fortress layout from just pictures, i would like to make some gifs showcasing the whole thing, and maybe record some combats/cannon shellings too.
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Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Are the skeletons... controllable? Or will they happily eat our people like anyone else they can get their boney claws on?
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
They, like other undead are opposed to all life and will attack anything that is not undead(or a member of the warlock species)
Lumi you gave me a wonderfully awful idea
Lumi you gave me a wonderfully awful idea
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
A criminal in life is a criminal in death.
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Around elves - watch yourselves.
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Can't trust those dirty fuckin' elves. Also, turning off Rendermax got it to stop crashing.
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
yeah I had the trouble with rendermax because I had it on w/ twbt but I disabled one and it works fine
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If undead are automatically hostile towards EVERYTHING, why in God's name are we making them? Are we just going to put them in cages and use them for traps?
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So, is it too late to beg for a not!Dwarf?
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
It is never too late! Well unless everyone is killed by our little science project, but that has not happened yet. Going away to niagra falls this weekend so updates may be scarce.
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Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Yay the bus has wifi!
To clarify about the skellingtons, I partly did it because the thread is more interesting with a little drama, partly because we are getting a bit too safe, and partly because it is marginally usefull as a final sort of failsafe. The drawbridge extends to outside the moat, so we could seal ourselves off and release the horde as a final defence. Unfortunately we cannot toss any more corpses down there for now because the skeletons spook anyone who tries to go near to dump items. I will probably build a secondary corpse chute to help prevent this.
To clarify about the skellingtons, I partly did it because the thread is more interesting with a little drama, partly because we are getting a bit too safe, and partly because it is marginally usefull as a final sort of failsafe. The drawbridge extends to outside the moat, so we could seal ourselves off and release the horde as a final defence. Unfortunately we cannot toss any more corpses down there for now because the skeletons spook anyone who tries to go near to dump items. I will probably build a secondary corpse chute to help prevent this.
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
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Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Alright folks, we are back!
Chucklefuck Mayor asks a random migrant worker to make him 3 warhammers. After about a month and no hammers made, Mec Irumala is imprisoned in our dungeon by Anon3 for 21 days, thereby becoming our first official criminal. Sucks to be him i guess.
Chucklefuck Mayor asks a random migrant worker to make him 3 warhammers. After about a month and no hammers made, Mec Irumala is imprisoned in our dungeon by Anon3 for 21 days, thereby becoming our first official criminal. Sucks to be him i guess.
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
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Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
He's lucky.
My sheriffs tend to be shitlords and bring people to jail beaten and dying.
Don't even assign hammerers/foreign equivalents
My sheriffs tend to be shitlords and bring people to jail beaten and dying.
Don't even assign hammerers/foreign equivalents
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
It is the dead of winter now, which is probably the least shitty time of year in Souldefences. It is not quite as godawful stinking hot, there are less bugs, and the yearly caravan from the capital is just around the corner. Not that that matters much anymore, we can order caravans from any race with our merchants guild.
Speaking of guilds, another level is being built on the guildhall. Apparently the clotheirs guild lets you build full sets of clothing from cloth and leather, and people are really starting to complain about wearing ratty old clothing, which might be a problem.
In other news, Lumi contracts the miners to build a new secret basement room in the mages guild for his new side project...
Speaking of guilds, another level is being built on the guildhall. Apparently the clotheirs guild lets you build full sets of clothing from cloth and leather, and people are really starting to complain about wearing ratty old clothing, which might be a problem.
In other news, Lumi contracts the miners to build a new secret basement room in the mages guild for his new side project...
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Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
I need to try out humies in masterwork, it seems like they have some really cool mechanics.
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Thread is not kill ( I hope anyways) it was just slow this weekend as I was away, I hope to be updating more frequently now.
Mister Doc I posted the quick guide to humans at the beginning if the thread but it can be pretty overwhelming, feel free to ask me if you need a hand with anything
Mister Doc I posted the quick guide to humans at the beginning if the thread but it can be pretty overwhelming, feel free to ask me if you need a hand with anything
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Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
I'm not trying to hijack your thread or anything actually I am honk but
do you care if I post about a game I play? I kinda took this as the general thread for human fortress.
I'm gonna just use the same names everyone's already put down
do you care if I post about a game I play? I kinda took this as the general thread for human fortress.
I'm gonna just use the same names everyone's already put down
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
My worry is that it will be a bit cluttered and hard to follow with two forts running in the same thread, especially considering how haphazard my updates are. Some times i make a ton of posts over a half hour of play with sieges and stuff
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
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Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
ah whatever then lol I'll just stick to listening in honk, if something wacky happens maybe I'll put it in my posts here.
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
I was thinking when soul defence tanks we could maybe do a succession game, what do you think?
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Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Lumi's little project seems to be near completion now. A little underground room, a viewing window and a roof hatch.
http://i.imgur.com/NpE53Z4.png
Oh yeah, and another monolith built in to the wall. What nefarious purpose could this room possibly serve?
http://i.imgur.com/NpE53Z4.png
Oh yeah, and another monolith built in to the wall. What nefarious purpose could this room possibly serve?
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
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Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Has that monolith been signed for? I don't want no rogue wizards on the homestead.
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Late one midwinter's night, Lumi stole down into the mines while everyone was asleep. Down he went to the familiar spot he had visited many times in the past year. The crypt, where the casket stood housing the remains of his lovely wife. Taken too soon by madness and the damnable city guard. Carefully making sure no one was around, Lumi used the pointed end of his staff like a prybar, levering the door off the casket and exposing what was once his darling lover, now a few gaunt bits of flesh clinging to bones. Time was not kind to her, and yet Lumi did not care, he beamed with pride. Carefully, he wrapped her in a cloak and bore her in secrecy back to the new room in the mages guild. He lowered her carefully into her new home.
Zapas shudders, and beings to move.
http://i.imgur.com/cgoLZHu.png
Lumi had done it. He had returned his wife from the dead.
Zapas shudders, and beings to move.
http://i.imgur.com/cgoLZHu.png
Lumi had done it. He had returned his wife from the dead.
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
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Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Hey hey! She might have traces of her humanity still. Can't bash her skull in until we find out if she's hostile or not.EndgamerAzari wrote:Welp, time to get my smitin' mace ready.
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
You are actually 100% for serious already dead.
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
I'm down for itWyzack wrote:I was thinking when soul defence tanks we could maybe do a succession game, what do you think?
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
I wonder what kind of nerd I'll get this time.
I was incredibly satisfied with being that incredibly incompetent CMO last time. Did I ever do anything hype for that or did I just fade into obscurity?
Also The Rotten Man is a fucking hype as shit moniker. Have you given him that for a custom job title or something yet.
I was incredibly satisfied with being that incredibly incompetent CMO last time. Did I ever do anything hype for that or did I just fade into obscurity?
Also The Rotten Man is a fucking hype as shit moniker. Have you given him that for a custom job title or something yet.
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
The rotten man would make for a great headsman/hammerer/other agent of terrifying justice.
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
((Hey balut do you want to become the rotten man and become fortress executioner?))
Lumi walked down to the build in viewing window that looked into the furnished cage where his wife's animated remains shambled about aimlessly. When Lumi walked into view she (it?) surged towards the bars and reached out, desperately trying to rend him limb from limb. Seemingly unperturbed, Lumi looked at her with a mix of madness, love and pride. He began to tell her all about what had happened in the fortress since she was "gone". What is it about magic that turns people into such nutters?
Lumi walked down to the build in viewing window that looked into the furnished cage where his wife's animated remains shambled about aimlessly. When Lumi walked into view she (it?) surged towards the bars and reached out, desperately trying to rend him limb from limb. Seemingly unperturbed, Lumi looked at her with a mix of madness, love and pride. He began to tell her all about what had happened in the fortress since she was "gone". What is it about magic that turns people into such nutters?
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Executioner sounds robust though. I'm not robust.
I thoroughly support The Rotten Man for Executioner though.
I thoroughly support The Rotten Man for Executioner though.
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Some poor sap did not build torches for our grand duke when he demanded, and is spending 100 days in jail for the offence. Sucks to be that guy.
The fortress meanders on as the year draws to a close. Another set of housing is set up, and the clothiers guild is started so our citizens can maybe have some actual stuff to wear
The fortress meanders on as the year draws to a close. Another set of housing is set up, and the clothiers guild is started so our citizens can maybe have some actual stuff to wear
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
As the year draws to a close a whole ton of orc snatchers show up for some reason. The day after new years (Happy 86 everyone!) This happens
http://i.imgur.com/xYJDTjV.png
Fucking orc ambush. If i know orcs there are more of them on the way. Hold on to your butts.
http://i.imgur.com/xYJDTjV.png
Fucking orc ambush. If i know orcs there are more of them on the way. Hold on to your butts.
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Only six orcs? That aint even enough for a Royal Rumble.
I'm more concerned about that giant heap of garbage you got there. I'm so used to ascii I can't tell what most of that shit is. Can you just designate a square over the river as a dump and have your villagers throw all their shit into it? I can't remember if the river will carry the shit off and away or if it'll just sink immediately to the bottom.
I'm more concerned about that giant heap of garbage you got there. I'm so used to ascii I can't tell what most of that shit is. Can you just designate a square over the river as a dump and have your villagers throw all their shit into it? I can't remember if the river will carry the shit off and away or if it'll just sink immediately to the bottom.
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
The orcs sliced a mason's hand and leg off before the militia arrived.
http://i.imgur.com/dVNcNdM.png
This guy survived pretty long considering he got shot in the throat. I like to think our guys stood back and watched the dog maul him to death for fun.
A solid wall of muskets drove them back, and a few of our soliders ran them off only to run in to another ambush.
http://i.imgur.com/nhp0Avk.png
Like i said when it rains it pours. A wrestlerguy and a spearpaladin have to hold them off till the rest of the troops run up, lets see if they make it.
I am torn here, if i close the top drawlbridge the fort will be more secure but our troops will be stranded and have to take the long way around, possibly hitting more ambushes
http://i.imgur.com/dVNcNdM.png
This guy survived pretty long considering he got shot in the throat. I like to think our guys stood back and watched the dog maul him to death for fun.
A solid wall of muskets drove them back, and a few of our soliders ran them off only to run in to another ambush.
http://i.imgur.com/nhp0Avk.png
Like i said when it rains it pours. A wrestlerguy and a spearpaladin have to hold them off till the rest of the troops run up, lets see if they make it.
I am torn here, if i close the top drawlbridge the fort will be more secure but our troops will be stranded and have to take the long way around, possibly hitting more ambushes
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Our boys handily wipe out the orcs. Rather than concentrating their forces, they all ran past towards our all of guns while one guy got the shit kicked out of him by the two soliders. Unfortunately it is as i feared, another ambush is now at the south gates. Anon3 leads the troops back towards the new battle and the top bridge is raised.
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Well the bullet got lodge in his throat, probably stopped some of the bleeding a bit.Wyzack wrote: This guy survived pretty long considering he got shot in the throat. I like to think our guys stood back and watched the dog maul him to death for fun.
Our troops are pretty robust, they would probably like hitting more ambushes.Wyzack wrote:I am torn here, if i close the top drawlbridge the fort will be more secure but our troops will be stranded and have to take the long way around, possibly hitting more ambushes
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
No one gets left behind.
What are the restrictions on raising dead?
Is be a BATTLE NECROMANCER possible?
ie: Muskets shoot plebs, then the necro necro's them in the field to murder the plebs that are still alive?
Edit: I had an awful, awful, horribly FUN idea.
Spoiler:
Is be a BATTLE NECROMANCER possible?
ie: Muskets shoot plebs, then the necro necro's them in the field to murder the plebs that are still alive?
Edit: I had an awful, awful, horribly FUN idea.
Spoiler:
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
It is totally possible on Warlock mode, but on Human mode the undead are just as likely to kill you as they are your enemies, and they stick around until they are killed.
Anyways two of the orcs run across the undefended lower bridge while the rest hang back to shoot with their bows. One of them corners and kills the shit out of a poor fisherman. Our forces begin to trickle towards the new fight. Drynwyn casts a curse on one of the orcs, who promptly trips forward and falls facefirst onto an oncoming bullet, dying instantly. A few musket troops and a rookie solider join the fray.
http://i.imgur.com/vZxvfCK.png
Anyways two of the orcs run across the undefended lower bridge while the rest hang back to shoot with their bows. One of them corners and kills the shit out of a poor fisherman. Our forces begin to trickle towards the new fight. Drynwyn casts a curse on one of the orcs, who promptly trips forward and falls facefirst onto an oncoming bullet, dying instantly. A few musket troops and a rookie solider join the fray.
http://i.imgur.com/vZxvfCK.png
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
That's why it would be FUN.
Gotta make a one way entrance to send in the newly undead to their merry little after life, without murdering everyone up top.
Gotta make a one way entrance to send in the newly undead to their merry little after life, without murdering everyone up top.
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Drynwyn proves that he is good at more than just magic, and goes toe to toe with an orc, smashing his head open after breaking his foot.
http://i.imgur.com/qUUVadH.png
The Boworcs, seemingly out of ammo, charge across the bridge to face Tornadium and a few random paladin. They are dogpiled and crushed. Apparently somewhere along the way Djingle Django go shot in the goddamn chest with an arrow, breaking his liver. He limps back across the bridge, even as another ambush is sighted to the north. they just keep coming
http://i.imgur.com/qUUVadH.png
The Boworcs, seemingly out of ammo, charge across the bridge to face Tornadium and a few random paladin. They are dogpiled and crushed. Apparently somewhere along the way Djingle Django go shot in the goddamn chest with an arrow, breaking his liver. He limps back across the bridge, even as another ambush is sighted to the north. they just keep coming
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
The new ambush kinda just sits petulantly by the north drawbridge. Robert Cop and his squardron are sent to take them out from afar while the rest of the army watches the southern bridge. One of the conscripts is pretty pissed, that fisherwoman that died was his wife
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
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Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
The very second they leave more orc forces are spotted at the south gate. They charge across the bridge and battle rages. The Orcs are far more deadly opponents than the tigerman tribes.
http://i.imgur.com/VHBCbMs.png
A few of our soliders are wounded in the fighting. Geist Dangerous takes a few arrows, but fights on regardless. The orcs are driven back and our troops retreat to behind the bridge. The bridge is raised to give our exhausted soldiers some reprieve before the next battle.
Anon3 Beatdown of the day
http://i.imgur.com/KrIN2LE.png
Ended up punching this guy backwards into a cave trap.
The aftermath of round 2
http://i.imgur.com/mqKZyZE.png
Plus bonus hospital shot
http://i.imgur.com/wQmzqYy.png
These orcs dont mess around
http://i.imgur.com/VHBCbMs.png
A few of our soliders are wounded in the fighting. Geist Dangerous takes a few arrows, but fights on regardless. The orcs are driven back and our troops retreat to behind the bridge. The bridge is raised to give our exhausted soldiers some reprieve before the next battle.
Anon3 Beatdown of the day
http://i.imgur.com/KrIN2LE.png
Ended up punching this guy backwards into a cave trap.
The aftermath of round 2
http://i.imgur.com/mqKZyZE.png
Plus bonus hospital shot
http://i.imgur.com/wQmzqYy.png
These orcs dont mess around
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
certified good poster
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
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