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I could start seeding people into my game and give you guys reports if you want.So far I have two star soldiers:
#1) MACHO MAN Randy Savage looking dude who joined randomly wearing aviators with a handlebar mustache and a faux hawk. AMERICAN PATRIOT WARRIOR. I thought he would be fucking useless but at least worth a laugh, but he bro'ed out of control and gunned down two sectoids and a random ADVENT trooper during different overwatch setups during really clutch moments. Currently wounded.
#2) Tumblr-ite girl. She wears nerd glasses and has an undercut. Looks like she posts SJW shit all day long when she isn't fighting aliums. Probably has a blog dedicated to their different gender identities. She also has a gigantic fucking sniper rifle and is really fucking good with it. Also kills a lot of assholes during overwatch no fucks given. Has the highest killcount by a wide margin of the squad already. Also has the most followers and reblogs of anyone on the squad. Is Australian, for some reason.