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Alright, getting Tungle and Mumble up and running, definitely interested in playing though making no promises on competence. Sadly don't live alone and am a night owl, so I don't voicechat much while gaming at night since I don't need to wake my roommates (even though their fucking dog barks all the time.) Wed Thurs evenings/nights (CST) works best for me but I can do what I can to sneak in on morning or afternoon games.SWAT 4: Shitcurity Simulator
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We use discord for chat, it is gud.
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Re: SWAT 4: Shitcurity Simulator
You don't need Tungle to play online. As long as you've installed verything right you can just join by direct IP.Davidchan wrote:Alright, getting Tungle and Mumble up and running, definitely interested in playing though making no promises on competence. Sadly don't live alone and am a night owl, so I don't voicechat much while gaming at night since I don't need to wake my roommates (even though their fucking dog barks all the time.) Wed Thurs evenings/nights (CST) works best for me but I can do what I can to sneak in on morning or afternoon games.
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You guys wanna oper8 today?
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Re: SWAT 4: Shitcurity Simulator
Still better than being a reserve officer. I like to think of it this way though, we did a lot better than the ATF would haveAn0n3 wrote:We may have completed it but we've never done it with a score above "Vigilante" which is just another way of saying "YOU FUCKED UP"
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Please everyone knows that cults get hit with a swat team by the fbi not the atf
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Cults get airstrikes, drug dealers get atf, kids on 4chan get fbi. Get it str8 m8
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>when half the squad gets gun downed by one crazy cult bitch and you manage to arrest her then she screams "I THOUGHT YOU WERE HERE TO HELP US GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
Mandatory magdump into the perp's skull and upper torso.
Mandatory magdump into the perp's skull and upper torso.
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An0n3 wrote:>when half the squad gets gun downed by one crazy cult bitch and you manage to arrest her then she screams "I THOUGHT YOU WERE HERE TO HELP US GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
Mandatory magdump into the perp's skull and upper torso.
Fuck the cult hostages. They ran in front of my gun. What was I supposed to do? Not shoot them in the fucking face?
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No one told me the exicutable i needed was diferent fuck. needed swat4x
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Should have read the readmeSupermichael777 wrote:No one told me the exicutable i needed was diferent fuck. needed swat4x
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It may always end in disaster but going on a rampage in that level can be hilarious. I could just imagine the chief of police screaming about us being loose cannons and the mayor being up his ass after that one run when I went berserk, shot three suspects with an AK-47, then blew up several more when I shot the gas cans near them.An0n3 wrote:>when half the squad gets gun downed by one crazy cult bitch and you manage to arrest her then she screams "I THOUGHT YOU WERE HERE TO HELP US GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
Mandatory magdump into the perp's skull and upper torso.
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I'll never forget the first time we had played that mission as a group, we managed to survive down to like two of us when we got to the basement and saw the graves for the first time.
We then turned around and systematically went through the house just executing every single person we found. Nah, fuck these people. Fuck these people.
I can picture the officers walking out the front door, pistols flared, bloodstains all over their uniform from close proximity head splatter, tossing aside their guns, ripping off their helmets, kevlar, and just taking everything off until they've left a trail of equipment all the way back to the van where they just sit and hold their heads for a bit.
We then turned around and systematically went through the house just executing every single person we found. Nah, fuck these people. Fuck these people.
I can picture the officers walking out the front door, pistols flared, bloodstains all over their uniform from close proximity head splatter, tossing aside their guns, ripping off their helmets, kevlar, and just taking everything off until they've left a trail of equipment all the way back to the van where they just sit and hold their heads for a bit.
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Not a jury in the world that would convict you
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Re: SWAT 4: Shitcurity Simulator
I hate the scoring system cause it makes it seem like you're supposed to use less lethals despite actual guns being available. And I remember Less Lethals being halfway useful when I played this game 5 years ago, now it seems these fucking suspects will shoot you the second they see you unless you toss gas grenades at them first or stingers. I miss Swat 3's underslung beanbag launcher, and I could have sworn at least one game gave you rubber bullets.
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I think it works perfectly.
Less than lethals are perfect for beginners and people who want to get the absolute highest scores.
Lethals are used by both complete shitters and manly men experts who want the most challenge.
If you don't have nerves of steel and the eyes of a hawk don't fucking using lethal weapons. Each bad shoot costs the group -10 points as a penalty, but also prevents the group from earning the points for a successful arrest. Shooting three perps who weren't actively threatening you, a hostage, or a squad mate and finishing the rest of the mission perfectly wont end with 70/100 points, but rather probably somewhere in the high 50's or maybe if you're lucky the low 60's.
Compared to the beanbag shotgun which is pretty damn accurate and you can just spam rounds into everyone all day everyday without any fear of losing points it's a no-brainer which gun everyone should pick all the time. Bring an ammo pouch as one of your tactical items and you get like 70 fucking rounds for it or something ridiculous.
Even if you are godlike in your ability to wield a lethal weapon sometimes enemies just go from holding a weapon at their side and non-threatening-but-still-resisting to instant weapon-raised-headshotting-the-shit-out-of-you and there's nothing you can really do about it. Even if you're perfect at responding to that change in attitude at best you wind up shooting eachother and now you're both dead.
Less than lethals are perfect for beginners and people who want to get the absolute highest scores.
Lethals are used by both complete shitters and manly men experts who want the most challenge.
If you don't have nerves of steel and the eyes of a hawk don't fucking using lethal weapons. Each bad shoot costs the group -10 points as a penalty, but also prevents the group from earning the points for a successful arrest. Shooting three perps who weren't actively threatening you, a hostage, or a squad mate and finishing the rest of the mission perfectly wont end with 70/100 points, but rather probably somewhere in the high 50's or maybe if you're lucky the low 60's.
Compared to the beanbag shotgun which is pretty damn accurate and you can just spam rounds into everyone all day everyday without any fear of losing points it's a no-brainer which gun everyone should pick all the time. Bring an ammo pouch as one of your tactical items and you get like 70 fucking rounds for it or something ridiculous.
Even if you are godlike in your ability to wield a lethal weapon sometimes enemies just go from holding a weapon at their side and non-threatening-but-still-resisting to instant weapon-raised-headshotting-the-shit-out-of-you and there's nothing you can really do about it. Even if you're perfect at responding to that change in attitude at best you wind up shooting eachother and now you're both dead.
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Or if you're tedward you spook the jumpiest hardcore mamba jamba and you get got
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If you want to use lethal weapons take the AK (or carbine, if you don't have access to DLC) and put it on semi auto with JHP rounds.
Precise single bodyshots are what you want. Whenever you see a threat immediately freeze and put the crosshairs on them while shouting. If you see them raise that gun and start to turn you're clear to shoot them provided you shouted first. Shoot to kill. You really don't want them to survive the first shot because if they decide to star surrendering and you follow through on the double-tap you can wind up with a bad shoot even though you couldn't really tell.
The AK is good for this because most people don't survive the first shot.
Good shoot vs. Bad shoot is like, the entire game when you play with lethals. It costs the team less points if you die from someone blasting you than it does if you jump the gun (har har) and take a bad shoot. Be cautious. You have to pause after each bullet you slam into someone to see if you have replaced their will to commit crimes with a lead implant. No? Shoot them again, this time try to aim right for the crime organ.
Hint: It's buried deep in the brain.
Precise single bodyshots are what you want. Whenever you see a threat immediately freeze and put the crosshairs on them while shouting. If you see them raise that gun and start to turn you're clear to shoot them provided you shouted first. Shoot to kill. You really don't want them to survive the first shot because if they decide to star surrendering and you follow through on the double-tap you can wind up with a bad shoot even though you couldn't really tell.
The AK is good for this because most people don't survive the first shot.
Good shoot vs. Bad shoot is like, the entire game when you play with lethals. It costs the team less points if you die from someone blasting you than it does if you jump the gun (har har) and take a bad shoot. Be cautious. You have to pause after each bullet you slam into someone to see if you have replaced their will to commit crimes with a lead implant. No? Shoot them again, this time try to aim right for the crime organ.
Hint: It's buried deep in the brain.
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But yeah that's just part of why non-lethals > lethals
Lethals = is he pointing his gun at me? what about one of my squadmates? are those explosives behind him? what if my bullet overpenetrates and hits a hostage or something? has he aggro'ed yet? fuck he's running away I literally can't do anything about this but try to chase him fuck
non-lethal = see dude shoot dude shout at dude shoot dude some more. oh that's a hostage I'm shooting in the testicles with my tazer? eh let's punch him a few times while I'm tazering him anyway
Lethals = is he pointing his gun at me? what about one of my squadmates? are those explosives behind him? what if my bullet overpenetrates and hits a hostage or something? has he aggro'ed yet? fuck he's running away I literally can't do anything about this but try to chase him fuck
non-lethal = see dude shoot dude shout at dude shoot dude some more. oh that's a hostage I'm shooting in the testicles with my tazer? eh let's punch him a few times while I'm tazering him anyway
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I wish they'd make a SWAT 5. Yet they'd probably fuck it up and make it all Call of Duty clone.
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I'm sure there'd be some liberal fucktards who'd trySupermichael777 wrote:Not a jury in the world that would convict you
> "blah blah blah pigs oppressing freedom of religion"
> "just a misunderstood religion of peace"
> "no proof they did it, cops probably killed the kids"
> "we just need to be more open to their culture even if it involves killing kids"
> "My boygirlfriend on Tumbler said one of the WOMEN the PIGS shot was black #blm"
Until you run into one of the jacked up dickholes we've run into a couple of times who just won't go down unless you put a bullet in them. Actually had that happen when I was doing the gas station robbery in single player. Found the geeked out bitch in the bathroom and had one of my guys pop a gas grenade in and then hit her with my taser. Bitch just wouldn't give up and I ended up taking some buckshot to the chest and arm and losing an officer before we finally took her down with lethalsAn0n3 wrote: non-lethal = see dude shoot dude shout at dude shoot dude some more. oh that's a hostage I'm shooting in the testicles with my tazer? eh let's punch him a few times while I'm tazering him anyway
I can shoot him in the ass to send a message to his buddies.fuck he's running away I literally can't do anything about this but try to chase him fuck
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Fam just come play Rainbow Six Siege, it'll hold you over as it's not the worst piece of shit ubisoft has put out.TehPear wrote:I wish they'd make a SWAT 5. Yet they'd probably fuck it up and make it all Call of Duty clone.
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Re: SWAT 4: Shitcurity Simulator
Siege is absolutely nothing like SWAT.
You may as well tell him to go play Mario Kart to get his SWAT fill holy fuck.
Siege shitters stick to your own thread.
You may as well tell him to go play Mario Kart to get his SWAT fill holy fuck.
Siege shitters stick to your own thread.
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Thread rise from your early grave
SWAT 4 Gold edition just went up on GoG. Might be a good time to get the gang back together to taze old ladies and massacre cultists again
SWAT 4 Gold edition just went up on GoG. Might be a good time to get the gang back together to taze old ladies and massacre cultists again
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Rev up those M4's we still have a cult to suppress.
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I have shadowrun today, i would not be able to play till 8 or 9 EST. I was playing some singleplayer last night though, would love to play multi again. Single player is just not the same
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i have purchased it and i am installing it currently
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