Hockey? Tournament?
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Hockey? Tournament?
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I randomly rewatched the old video of Team Canada's humiliating defeat at the hands of Team America and wondered...
...do people have it in them to COMPETE? Can they assemble 3-person teams for HOCKEY? domination?
What the fuck is this?
http://www.hockeyquestionmark.com/
It's an awesomely shitty 3D rendered first-person multiplayer hockey game. It's laggy as fuck and controls like garbage. Still, if you embrace the complete garbage-like quality of it and recruit some friends it's quite fun and there is some skill to it.
How the fuck is this going to work?
If people actually are interested in playing, I'll volunteer to host/schedule/officiate/record/commentate over a double-elimination bracket. I'll refrain from playing because the game has a pretty serious host-advantage.
If you have it in you to STRIKE THE ICE you will need to:
1) Get the game (version .55 for windows)
2) Recruit two friends
3) Make sure they get the game
4) Post ITT with your team name and roster
5) Await scheduling
I randomly rewatched the old video of Team Canada's humiliating defeat at the hands of Team America and wondered...
...do people have it in them to COMPETE? Can they assemble 3-person teams for HOCKEY? domination?
What the fuck is this?
http://www.hockeyquestionmark.com/
It's an awesomely shitty 3D rendered first-person multiplayer hockey game. It's laggy as fuck and controls like garbage. Still, if you embrace the complete garbage-like quality of it and recruit some friends it's quite fun and there is some skill to it.
How the fuck is this going to work?
If people actually are interested in playing, I'll volunteer to host/schedule/officiate/record/commentate over a double-elimination bracket. I'll refrain from playing because the game has a pretty serious host-advantage.
If you have it in you to STRIKE THE ICE you will need to:
1) Get the game (version .55 for windows)
2) Recruit two friends
3) Make sure they get the game
4) Post ITT with your team name and roster
5) Await scheduling
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Re: Hockey? Tournament?
I would totally be up for this.
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Re: Hockey? Tournament?
im down
down to smash some fucks.
commonwealth VS us of a.
down to smash some fucks.
commonwealth VS us of a.
crack is whack but smacks got your back
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yes
dezzmont wrote:I am one of sawrge's alt accounts
dezzmont wrote:sawrge has it right.
Connor wrote:miggles is correct though
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Re: Hockey? Tournament?
I'M TEMPTED.
DEVILS! FUCK YA!
DEVILS! FUCK YA!
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
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im in btw if that wasnt clear
dezzmont wrote:I am one of sawrge's alt accounts
dezzmont wrote:sawrge has it right.
Connor wrote:miggles is correct though
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Re: Hockey? Tournament?
That's great that you all did step one(?)
Now do steps two, three, and four.
Now do steps two, three, and four.
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I'm at work, so no.
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
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Re: Hockey? Tournament?
recruiting all british, canadian, kiwi and australian people to join the commonwealth team
we're going to show those yankees some real SKILL
we're going to show those yankees some real SKILL
crack is whack but smacks got your back
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Brit here. Let's do it.ColonicAcid wrote:recruiting all british, canadian, kiwi and australian people to join the commonwealth team
we're going to show those yankees some real SKILL
Spoiler:
Boris wrote:Sticky is a jackass who has worms where his brain should be, but he also gets exactly what SS13 should be
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Australia reporting for commonwealth team.
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alright noice.
the coolmenwealth is ready to rumble anon.
me, sticky and jordie.
the coolmenwealth is ready to rumble anon.
me, sticky and jordie.
crack is whack but smacks got your back
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will suck dicks for team
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woah no nsos you actually play hockey that's unallowed.
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im like qwop in this game so we're on equal footingColonicAcid wrote:woah no nsos you actually play hockey that's unallowed.
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The Coolmenwealth: Colonic, Sticky, Jordie
As-of-yet-unnamed-team: Nienhaus, Nienhaus' Friend, Kraso
Free agents: Miggles, Thanatos, nsos
Word. Bonus points if you guys create some kind of team icons.
If you guys would like to schedule an exhibition match between your teams to practice and show off let me know, I can set the server up whenever you need it.
Technically if we crammed the free agents into a loose coalition of mercenary players we could do a 3-team tournament already. Someone just gets a first-round by but it's not a big deal.
As-of-yet-unnamed-team: Nienhaus, Nienhaus' Friend, Kraso
Free agents: Miggles, Thanatos, nsos
Word. Bonus points if you guys create some kind of team icons.
If you guys would like to schedule an exhibition match between your teams to practice and show off let me know, I can set the server up whenever you need it.
Technically if we crammed the free agents into a loose coalition of mercenary players we could do a 3-team tournament already. Someone just gets a first-round by but it's not a big deal.
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i have a team planned i just need to get them to join
dezzmont wrote:I am one of sawrge's alt accounts
dezzmont wrote:sawrge has it right.
Connor wrote:miggles is correct though
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Leaders, what is the status of your teams? On a scale of one hockey stick to five hockey sticks how ready are you to go?
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1 hockey stick
i forgot about this and havent gotten anyone yet
i forgot about this and havent gotten anyone yet
dezzmont wrote:I am one of sawrge's alt accounts
dezzmont wrote:sawrge has it right.
Connor wrote:miggles is correct though
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Will there be an option to spectate?
This seems like it'd be fun to spectate.
This seems like it'd be fun to spectate.
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Nothing to spectate until people get back to me and confirm they have teams.
I plan on recording the matches and getting some hockey commentary over them so everyone can enjoy. Apparently the Hockey Hype is not at sufficient levels yet though.
COME ON FUCKERS GET YO FRENS
I plan on recording the matches and getting some hockey commentary over them so everyone can enjoy. Apparently the Hockey Hype is not at sufficient levels yet though.
COME ON FUCKERS GET YO FRENS
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deadest game
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I am a stocky white male who has a family history of Hockey players.
I only fight for the good Ol' USA.
recruit me pls
I only fight for the good Ol' USA.
recruit me pls
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crack is whack but smacks got your back
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What's it like getting a ticket for leaving your car window rolled down too far?
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The /sp/ approved name for Hockey for people who don't know what the fuck Hockey is is
"Icefight"
"Icefight"
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furpuck
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Come on we have two teams, We don't know jackshit about hockey Vs coolmanwealth.
Hey.
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Re: Hockey? Tournament?
'eh i can't.
I'm in holidays u fucks.
I'm in holidays u fucks.
crack is whack but smacks got your back
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Then get out of holidays, geeze.ColonicAcid wrote:'eh i can't.
I'm in holidays u fucks.
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Holy fuck we need to get some goddamn scheduling in here.
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This got me remembering a finnish hockey browser game that we played like 10 years ago... and it surprisingly is still going and doing well! Here's a link if you're interested. I can't test how good it is right now since I'm at work, but it was good fun back then, at least:
http://kiekko.tk/?lang=en
http://kiekko.tk/?lang=en
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If anyone still has interest in this game, crypticsea, the developer, released version 0.62a earlier today.
Download (is actually twitter link that contains download)
Download (is actually twitter link that contains download)
I lurk quite often...
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what's new in this update chief
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many things are new in this update
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i am being chased around the ice by a cheese steak vending machine
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