Sims 4: The legend of Boris Pepper.

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Sims 4: The legend of Boris Pepper.

Post by Bluespace » #27026

Korean VPN to unlock the game early? Check.
Terrible, terrible, house building skills? Check.
Boris "Fat Joker" Pepper? Check.
Welcome to the journey, friend.

[center]The legend of Boris Pepper. (Alternatively, Boris Pepper's rise to a mansion filled with cash.)
Updated daily.

Backstory: After being fired from Spacestation duty, Boris returns to earth with a decent lump of cash. He buys himself a small house, gets a room-mate called Lele Pons to help with the bills, and decides that he will eventually own his own nightclub and mansion. This is his story.[/center]

Day 1-7.
Were actually spent learning how the game works and organising controls etc.

Day 8.
Spoiler:
We join Lele and Boris at the breakfast table. Lele, being an avid cook, has made some excellent pancakes. Boris is wondering were Lele has been all night, seeing as she walked in at 7am covered in sweat and heaving like a sick child. She explains she's been at the gym, hence her attire. She suggest Boris work out since he's a fat shit. Boris tries to explain why she should sleep with him instead.
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She's less than impressed, and Boris gets BTFO.
Day 8 isn't going great for Boris, it's time to hide like a little bitch until the mean woman goes.
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Once Lele heads to work as a caterer, Boris emerges. Upon visiting the kitchen, we find the tap torn off it's hinges and water all over the floor. Boris wonders if taking those hormone pills are bad for Lele. He dutifully goes to work fixing it.
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Boris is tired out by all the repairing, and decides to get some sleep in, while crazy bitch Lele watches cooking shows.
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After some rest, Boris heads out and spends the night in a bar, mastering the art of how to annoy people by talking across them.
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That concludes day 8.
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I play Boris Pepper.
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Re: Sims 4: The legend of Boris Pepper.

Post by Kangaraptor » #27027

please don't tell me you actually spent money for the sims 4 tho
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Re: Sims 4: The legend of Boris Pepper.

Post by Kraso » #27029

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PLEASE KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Re: Sims 4: The legend of Boris Pepper.

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Kraso wrote:Image

PLEASE KILL IT WITH FIRE
pretty sure she's trying but the baby is like... phasing around the pan
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Re: Sims 4: The legend of Boris Pepper.

Post by Bluespace » #27045

Day 8 is concluded.
I play Boris Pepper.
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Re: Sims 4: The legend of Boris Pepper.

Post by LunchboxKilla » #28309

Just a nice little warning.... I hear the game is packed with SJW bullshit like sims will get fat no matter how hard you make them eat steel cut oats and squat.
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Re: Sims 4: The legend of Boris Pepper.

Post by srifenbyxp » #28311

Editz

I assumed that as a spess wizard boris would have a wizards den but from what you've said thus fair he doesn't have one and should feel ashamed that he isn't living like one. So I took the time and made you a suitable wizards den.

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And i'll also take the time to make a entire neighborhood of spessman's IC if people take the time to download/torrent the "create a sim" program thing and just spoiler pic their settings.
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Re: Sims 4: The legend of Boris Pepper.

Post by Ezel » #29233

Place the toilet outside and be like hey neighbour!
Just shitting
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Re: Sims 4: The legend of Boris Pepper.

Post by Kraso » #29278

srifenbyxp wrote:And i'll also take the time to make a entire neighborhood of spessman's IC if people take the time to download/torrent the "create a sim" program thing and just spoiler pic their settings.
>create a sim requires origin

NOPE NOPE NOPE
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Re: Sims 4: The legend of Boris Pepper.

Post by srifenbyxp » #29528

well it doesn't matter at this point, i've already made a ton of people based off of my own experience talking to you grabbing names from spessman academy 2
Spoiler:
House 1:
Cluwne (insane as fuck)
Mime
Maya Emerson (BIG MONEY MC RICH TITS(big tits too!)
Selene

House 2:
Boris in his wizards tower (2 floors of pure stairs to a very nice wizards den)

House 3:
Miku
Fortune

House 4:
Geist [All alone :( ]

House 5:
Ty Andrews
Eric Highlands
Cherry Yuri (couldnt read dat tiny text)

House 6:
Heather North
Azerthene
Isane

House 7:
Khole Alice
Ellise Fuzzle
If anyone wants the wizards den I uploaded it onto the online gallery, and yes origin should not exist. Theres more room in the neighborhood for more people but as of this moment it is wut it is.
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Re: Sims 4: The legend of Boris Pepper.

Post by Kraso » #29567

srifenbyxp wrote:well it doesn't matter at this point, i've already made a ton of people based off of my own experience talking to you niggers grabbing names from spessman academy 2
Spoiler:
House 1:
Cluwne (insane as fuck)
Mime
Maya Emerson (BIG MONEY MC RICH TITS(big tits too!)
Selene

House 2:
Boris in his wizards tower (2 floors of pure stairs to a very nice wizards den)

House 3:
Miku
Fortune

House 4:
Geist [All alone :( ]

House 5:
Ty Andrews
Eric Highlands
Cherry Yuri (couldnt read dat tiny text)

House 6:
Heather North
Azerthene
Isane

House 7:
Khole Alice
Ellise Fuzzle
If anyone wants the wizards den I uploaded it onto the online gallery, and yes origin should not exist. Theres more room in the neighborhood for more people but as of this moment it is wut it is niggers.
oi fgt, get me in, nerd
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Re: Sims 4: The legend of Boris Pepper.

Post by Timbrewolf » #29640

>not including the creator of Spacehouse in your Spacehouse

Wow.
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Re: Sims 4: The legend of Boris Pepper.

Post by Comrade Leo » #29661

>No french mime maid called Cheese On Toast.

Pleb tier house.
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Re: Sims 4: The legend of Boris Pepper.

Post by ColonicAcid » #29696

srifenbyxp wrote: Cherry Yuri (couldnt read dat tiny text)
wat
You mean Yuri Chernykh?????
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Re: Sims 4: The legend of Boris Pepper.

Post by srifenbyxp » #29699

For the what it's worth department geist is double banging Maya Emerson and Selene
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Re: Sims 4: The legend of Boris Pepper.

Post by miggles » #29761

you say that like it just happened and you totally didnt make it happen
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Re: Sims 4: The legend of Boris Pepper.

Post by Cipher3 » #29764

Did Sims 4 actually advance the Sims' AI to the extent that that CAN happen without player interference?
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

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Re: Sims 4: The legend of Boris Pepper.

Post by srifenbyxp » #29768

miggles wrote:you say that like it just happened and you totally didnt make it happen

Maya yes, whislt i was playing my household (me, mah bro and fat funny friend) while having a party selene was being a slut.
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