Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)
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Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)
I haven't played this and will probably not ever, however I have to say, some of the reviews of this game have been hilarious!
This one from The Jimquisition
http://www.thejimquisition.com/2014/11/ ... ic-review/
And this one from 4chan:
This one from The Jimquisition
http://www.thejimquisition.com/2014/11/ ... ic-review/
And this one from 4chan:
Whatever
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)
Yeah the game seems bad, but from what I saw of the game it doesn't seem Sonic 06 bad. Sega needs to learn they can't rush shit, never works in their favor it seems.
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)
They never shut up. Why don't they ever shut up. Maybe the unstoppable barrage of one-liners wouldn't be so terrible if they didn't pull the writers from kindergarten.
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)
Doesn't match up to '06 at all, just a poorly executed game really. Where '06 isn't even a game.
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)
The only Sonic Boom that matters.
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)
The only thing good about Sonic 06 was the Solaris 2 ThemeSkorvold wrote:Doesn't match up to '06 at all, just a poorly executed game really. Where '06 isn't even a game.
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)
Seconded. *sings* Meeeeeeeemorrrrrrrrrrrieeeeeeeeesssss...cedarbridge wrote:The only Sonic Boom that matters.
Whatever
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- Timbrewolf
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)
Ha ha ha what are you guys talking about?
The last game Sonic was in was Sonic Rush.
They haven't made a Sonic game since I don't know what you're talking about you're making shit up.
YOU'RE MAKING IT UP YOU'RE MAKING IT UP YOU'RE MAKING IT UP THESE ARENT REAL THESE DONT EXIST EEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
The last game Sonic was in was Sonic Rush.
They haven't made a Sonic game since I don't know what you're talking about you're making shit up.
YOU'RE MAKING IT UP YOU'RE MAKING IT UP YOU'RE MAKING IT UP THESE ARENT REAL THESE DONT EXIST EEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)
I thought colours and generations and whatever the wiiu one was were meant to be pretty ok, not ground breaking but alright.
Their real problem is that they just throw their shit out and reinvent the wheel every game, which leaves them with a bunch of shitty misshapen wheels.
Their real problem is that they just throw their shit out and reinvent the wheel every game, which leaves them with a bunch of shitty misshapen wheels.
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Sonic Adventure was the last sonic game I actually enjoyed, when sonic decided it would be a 3D platformer...
Actually I have to say that Sonic 3D was a pile of shit too (though pretty amazing graphicly that it was on the MegaDrive/Genesis).
Fuck it I'm going back to playing Tails on Sonic 3...
Actually I have to say that Sonic 3D was a pile of shit too (though pretty amazing graphicly that it was on the MegaDrive/Genesis).
Fuck it I'm going back to playing Tails on Sonic 3...
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)
Sonic Rush is great. Generations is great, Colors is good.
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it was an interesting redesign of the sonic characters to the modern era and i particularly applaud Big Red Button entertainment for taking the courageous and progressive step to portray the Sonic Boom era Knuckles as an actual retarded person
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genuinely ayy lmao'd at thisnsos wrote:it was an interesting redesign of the sonic characters to the modern era and i particularly applaud Big Red Button entertainment for taking the courageous and progressive step to portray the Sonic Boom era Knuckles as an actual retarded person
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)
why do you people buy sonic games
what is wrong with you
what is wrong with you
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)
Only played Sonic 3 properly. Not really my type of game, but it wasn't horrible.
Played Generations for about a half hour and fuck that shit is horrible.
Decided to Google and see just how bad these games are getting. God damn.
Played Generations for about a half hour and fuck that shit is horrible.
Decided to Google and see just how bad these games are getting. God damn.
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)
Generations was really good tho.
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)
I don't like games that play themselves, I guess you can say. The game was just too easy for me.ColonicAcid wrote:Generations was really good tho.
It's just personal preference.
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)
Well i played it and it is awful, it isnt even fun to make fun of. Broken walls, shitty animations, beautiful AI, bad writing, mostly bad voice acting, and overall just a bad expirence.
Level Design was eeeeeh, and the gimmicks were just there.
I wish Big Red Button wasen't picked to help with this to be honest.
Level Design was eeeeeh, and the gimmicks were just there.
I wish Big Red Button wasen't picked to help with this to be honest.
My only dream is a world without mimes
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Re: Sonic Boom (Worst platform ever?)
We can dream of a good game, can we?LA MAYONESA wrote:why do you people buy sonic games
what is wrong with you
My only dream is a world without mimes
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