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Holy god dam Shit Admins what did I do to deserve this?

Post by srifenbyxp » #53868

Meet Badman, he is my hero right next to Nobunaga Oda and Jesus.
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It is your job to "lure" Valid Hunting White Knighted Heroes into your lair and fuck them all kinds of up while protecting your buddy Badman. Granted it's an old game I found out recently they made a puzzle version of the game for the PS vita but actually still sells the prior 2 games. You are a Badmin (see what I did there? Of course you did!) who im guessing was summoned in the form of a pickaxe. You put your Xeno knowledge to the test and raise monsters by pick axing blocks with nourishment and let evolution take it's place. You must also form elaborated traps so heroes walk retadedly into mobs of ragons, lizardman, fairies and other unholy beings. Sadly to say heroes has their own cheating ways, at some points they light up your dungeon to narrow the search for badman and can do some OP as shit power moves. Also you have to watch your pick count because once it drops you can't pick any more blocks.

It's an insanely fun game, and Im going to play it again. The game you can get on the PSN store or you can play the PSP version like a champ. I suggest playing the 2nd one because it has more content and then the puzzle version for the PS vita, it's about 10$.

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Post by cedarbridge » #53871

srifenbyxp wrote:and fuck them all kinds of up while protecting your buddy Badman.
The joke is the only version of this game I've ever seen was a porn game.
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Post by Malkevin » #53937

cedarbridge wrote:
srifenbyxp wrote:and fuck them all kinds of up while protecting your buddy Badman.
The joke is the only version of this game I've ever seen was a porn game.
I always thought that was inspired by Dungeon Keeper, I guess I was wrong.


For a more modern take on this type of game there's Dungeons, which is currently 75% off on steam.
It advertised itself as Dungeon Keeper 3 and ended up getting slated by everyone when it wasn't DKIII, but apparently its rather good.
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Post by Raven776 » #53951

I've played Dungeons... It's fun, but it's very micromanagey and the premise of the story makes me kinda sad. Basically, you're not trying to kill heroes, you're trying to make them very, very, very happy and THEN kill them to harvest their hero juice or something like that.
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Post by ColonicAcid » #53954

>Nobunaga Oda
It's Oda Nobunaga u gaijin, also
>not Uesugi Kenshin
l m a o
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Post by cedarbridge » #54098

ColonicAcid wrote:>Nobunaga Oda
It's Oda Nobunaga u gaijin, also
>not Uesugi Kenshin
l m a o
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Post by Skorvold » #54199

Fun game. Badman is really likeable so it doesn't feel like you're defending a wooden post.
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Post by Whoisthere » #54202

ColonicAcid wrote:>Nobunaga Oda
It's Oda Nobunaga u gaijin, also
>not Uesugi Kenshin
l m a o
as if they could scratch a finger of Ichigo Kurasake

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Post by ColonicAcid » #54210

listen here you fucking communist if Takeda Shingen and Uesugi Kenshin stopped fighting eachother like the qts they are and teamed up they wouldve wrecked japan.
wrecked.
japan.

but alas.
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Post by Kraso » #54268

cedarbridge wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote:>Nobunaga Oda
It's Oda Nobunaga u gaijin, also
>not Uesugi Kenshin
l m a o
Date superior Date strong
listen m89 the date clan ain't worth shit compared to oda "fuck bitches get swag" nobunaga you got that?
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Post by Ricotez » #54298

I tried looking this game up in the PS Store but you guys managed to not actually say what it's called anywhere in this thread.

Also PSN is still down.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by Malkevin » #54311

Its Pretty Warrior May Cry, obviously
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Post by srifenbyxp » #54427

Ricotez wrote:I tried looking this game up in the PS Store but you guys managed to not actually say what it's called anywhere in this thread.

Also PSN is still down.
Well dam aren't I a silly bastard, the name of the game is what did i do to deserve this my lord 2. If you would had watched the embedded video the name of the games in thar, DEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP
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Post by Ricotez » #54436

I didn't know there was an embedded video, Firefox completely removes them unless I explicitly tell it to unsafely reload this page and I don't know I have to do that unless you mention there is a video durrrrrrrr.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Post by miggles » #54444

yes of course he would be smart enough to instantly know that you have a very specific set of circumstances which prevent you from seeing videos
in fact, blaming other people for things they dont know about that personally affect only you is perfectly normal behavior for an SJW such as yourself
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Post by Snake2512 » #54445

miggles wrote:yes of course he would be smart enough to instantly know that you have a very specific set of circumstances which prevent you from seeing videos
in fact, blaming other people for things they dont know about that personally affect only you is perfectly normal behavior for an SJW such as yourself
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Post by Ricotez » #54457

Snake2512 wrote:
miggles wrote:yes of course he would be smart enough to instantly know that you have a very specific set of circumstances which prevent you from seeing videos
in fact, blaming other people for things they dont know about that personally affect only you is perfectly normal behavior for an SJW such as yourself
SOMEONE CALL NATO, THE NETHERLANDS JUST GOT NUKED
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MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
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Post by cedarbridge » #54562

miggles wrote:yes of course he would be smart enough to instantly know that you have a very specific set of circumstances which prevent you from seeing videos
in fact, blaming other people for things they dont know about that personally affect only you is perfectly normal behavior for an SJW such as yourself
Its not an uncommon setup. My browser also doesn't show them (I've never actually found the settings to allow them.) Check your fucking privilege Miggles.
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Post by miggles » #54602

wow cedarbridge i didnt know you had a tumblr
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Post by cedarbridge » #54615

miggles wrote:wow cedarbridge i didnt know you had a tumblr
ugh I can't even right now.
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Post by Cipher3 » #54644

On Google Chrome and they used to show up but now they don't.
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Post by srifenbyxp » #54649

Gata click the shield button in the address bar on chrome and then load unsafe scripts.
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Post by cedarbridge » #54891

No idea where the toggle is hidden in Firefox.
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Post by Screemonster » #54902

cedarbridge wrote:No idea where the toggle is hidden in Firefox.
Left of the address bar, next to the back button. Little shield-looking icon with a warning about unencrypted elements.
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Post by cedarbridge » #54952

Screemonster wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:No idea where the toggle is hidden in Firefox.
Left of the address bar, next to the back button. Little shield-looking icon with a warning about unencrypted elements.
You know that Chrome is not Firefox right?
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Post by Malkevin » #54957

Its really hard to tell them apart these days.
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