Diplomacy

Sat Aug 16, 2014 12:49 am

Hey anyone wanna play Diplomacy? It's a fun little wargame all about backstabbing assisting your friends and becoming enemies.

http://www.playdiplomacy.com/

I made a room called Spess Diplomacy, pass is toxinsisonfire. It's a really easy game to get into.

Skorvold · Post by **Skorvold** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:49 am #24374

No clue how to play, but I've joined.

Kot · Post by **Kot** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 10:05 am #24397

"I promise I will not ally based on who I know in the game
I promise I will not carry grudges across games"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...
No.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:02 am #24402

Amen. I will destroy any and all liberals.

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 4:37 pm #24430

Sweet, I'm in

Mastigos · Post by **Mastigos** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 5:49 pm #24434

Neat, I just listened to an NPR podcast involving this the other day.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 6:55 pm #24441

I joinedededed

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 6:59 pm #24442

1 slot left

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:13 pm #24457

ding ding ding im in

Skorvold · Post by **Skorvold** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:15 pm #24458

Ready up nerds.

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:58 pm #24460

It's actually kind of a pain, I would prefer a quick few hour session for the whole game, not these every 24 hours turns :c

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 10:57 pm #24463

Kinda depressed I didn't make it in.

Post by **MisterPerson** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 2:23 am #24466

That's a good point. It's a lot better when everyone is on at once. In the future it might be smarter to do 12 hour turns. I dunno, we'll see how it goes.

Skorvold · Post by **Skorvold** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 3:46 am #24473

Where that shit Kraso at?

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:17 am #24488

We could launch a second game with those who didn't make it in. That's a plus of playing like this, you can play multiple games at once.

Alternatively, we could use Vassal and just play one or few sessions. There's also a million other board games to play there.

Oh yeah, it started

Kot · Post by **Kot** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:53 am #24497

Move your asses i ain't got whole WW1.

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:51 am #24505

How can I move my ass if half of you faggots don't even answer PMs

It's a diplomacy game, not military simulation

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:58 am #24506

i-i was asleep ;_;

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 11:29 am #24508

ColonicAcid wrote:i-i was asleep ;_;

hah nerd

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 12:11 pm #24509

Who's the one guy left who hasn't given his orders in goddamn it.

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 12:35 pm #24511

I didn't give orders. Why would I give order if I can't get an answer from half of the people I need to get an answer from before I give orders?

Kot · Post by **Kot** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 2:48 pm #24523

Fucking England i answered you already. Start doing something.

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 4:07 pm #24529

I submitted my orders ages ago at this point

Yes, I finalized them

Skorvold · Post by **Skorvold** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 2:31 am #24570

Who are we even waiting on? I finalized mine last night.

Post by **MisterPerson** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 3:09 am #24572

I'm finalized.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 3:24 am #24573

aaaaanyyyyyyyyyy day now.

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:51 am #24600

ITALY
Venice HOLD -> resolved
Rome SUPPORT Venice to hold -> resolved
Naples MOVE Tunis -> Illegal order replaced with Hold order

wut

Kot · Post by **Kot** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:38 pm #24609

Not only we wait for Italy but it also fucks up.
TheWiznard pls.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 3:24 pm #24623

Lo6a4evskiy wrote:
ITALY
Venice HOLD -> resolved
Rome SUPPORT Venice to hold -> resolved
Naples MOVE Tunis -> Illegal order replaced with Hold order
wut

ayy lmao

Kot · Post by **Kot** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:27 pm #24701

Do you guys even still play this. D:<

Skorvold · Post by **Skorvold** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:43 pm #24703

I put in my orders as soon as I wake up and check the phase before I go to bed.

Post time zones. Central US Time.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:07 pm #24712

Kot · Post by **Kot** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:37 pm #24720

CEST aka +0200 UTC

Tho i sometimes happen to stay up for like 24 hours.

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 10:13 pm #24725

Well half of the people still don't answer PMs. If that will continue I'll probably quit. Moving units around is boring.

Kot · Post by **Kot** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:33 am #24791

Kraso why the fuck you quit? Come and save your shitty 0/10 country before we split it up totally.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:37 pm #24833

Kot wrote:Kraso why the fuck you quit? Come and save your shitty 0/10 country before we split it up totally.

I didn't quit I just missed a day

Skorvold · Post by **Skorvold** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:10 pm #24861

England is a rude shit and making me feel unwelcome

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ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:17 pm #24862

The good old talk to the hand cause the face isn't listening.

Schwarzenegger was a true diplomat.

Kot · Post by **Kot** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:27 am #24916

Skorvold wrote:I'm not worthy i shall give away all my provinces to superior Turkey

Nice message you are making up there, England knew that you were not specifically answering his messages for long.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:38 am #24918

u people are taking this game too seriously.
i bet you're the kind of people who get in a strop over monononononopoly.

Kot · Post by **Kot** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:57 am #24919

>Says Russia that is literally sending me death threats over Black Sea.
Ok.

Post by **MisterPerson** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:01 am #24920

I don't think you're taking this game seriously. This shit is life or death. Or in your case, death.

Skorvold · Post by **Skorvold** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:26 am #24922

Kot wrote:
Skorvold wrote:I'm not worthy i shall give away all my provinces to superior Turkey
Nice message you are making up there, England knew that you were not specifically answering his messages for long.

Wot?

Kot · Post by **Kot** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:50 am #24923

Nice photoshop skills you have.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:58 am #24924

Kot wrote:>Says Russia that is literally sending me death threats over Black Sea.
Ok.

>Implying I want the Black sea.
Nah I want your blood. Your blood and your land.

Also it's all part of the game to sound threatening, I never insulted you tho.

Kot · Post by **Kot** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:56 am #24926

You literally have no way to get me right now anyway so your threats seem a bit unreal.

Also you never insulted me, but apparently I always insult you, crypto-commie.