They turned c&c into mobile trash.

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Durkel
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They turned c&c into mobile trash.

Post by Durkel » #417002

https://www.ea.com/games/command-and-co ... uer-rivals



THEY DUG UP THE SERIES THEY BRUTALLY MURDERED JUST TO PISS ON ITS CORPSE ONE MORE TIME. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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DemonFiren
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Re: They turned c&c into mobile trash.

Post by DemonFiren » #417006

I shouldn't be laffin as hard as I am.
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Re: They turned c&c into mobile trash.

Post by XSI » #417067

EA exec:
"This series popular. Why it no sell? Why people not like?"
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XSI
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Re: They turned c&c into mobile trash.

Post by XSI » #417122

Marketing speak
It means "Do it earlier than everyone else so it seems like we're doing you a favour"
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Lumbermancer
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Re: They turned c&c into mobile trash.

Post by Lumbermancer » #417127

Nobody wants this game Jerry, this is suicide!

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Re: They turned c&c into mobile trash.

Post by Ricotez » #417141

the worst part is it will probably be the most profitable game in the franchise
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
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Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
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Davidchan
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Re: They turned c&c into mobile trash.

Post by Davidchan » #417198

Times like these, I'm glad I never cared for C&C, can we official rename it to 'Cuck and Cry' now?
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Re: They turned c&c into mobile trash.

Post by lntigracy » #417201

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Re: They turned c&c into mobile trash.

Post by Wyzack » #417209

Lumbermancer wrote:Nobody wants this game Jerry, this is suicide!

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