Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

[ColonicAcid]

Bottom post of the previous page:

this is all too complicated

the drake has healed all its dents somehow

the blowguns and arrows aren't working

help help help

[Wyzack]

Just hold out till the end of the year then. I could kill it, but if someone else thinks they can trap it they are welcome to try. I just want to give my militiabold wyrmscale leather armor

[lumipharon]

I lack enough darth vader pictures, but will simply say:

"He could be a powerful ally."

[ColonicAcid]

I SENT BEST AND MOST ARMOURED BOYS WITH MACHETES TO BEAT UP BLUE DRAGON THING


I NO DOCTOR BUT I THINK THEY DONE WELL.


WYZACK HAND ON OTHER HAND NOT SO WELL, HE DIED LIKE A TRUE HERO... I THINK?


WE KILL IT. WE KOBOLDS THE STRONGEST AND THE SMARTEST. WE BUTCHER IT


I WRONG TO ASSUME WYZACK DEAD, SHE VERY STRONG KOBOLD, DOES NOT NEED HAND ANYWAY.

SMALL PROBLEM DO NOT WORRY I WILL FIX IT THIS


OKAY I NOT FIX IT SINCE APPARANTLY NO BONES EVEN THOUGH SOME KOBOLDS DIED. I DONT UNDERSTAND THE TRICKY ECONOMICS OF BONENOMICS SO I NOT KNOW WHAT DO???

UH OH

THIS NOT GOOD.
I JUST KILL BIG BLUE DRAGON AND NOW ANOTHER BIG GREEN PERSON COME? GIVE ME A BREAK. DAMNIT, I'LL KILL YOU TOO I GUESS. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR STINK STINKY GAS I WILL SEND KOBOLDS TO EAT YOU ALIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


AS I HAD PRESUMED, WE BEAT THE EVER LIVING SOCKS OUT OF THAT GIANT ONE EYED POOP HEAD WE BEAT HIM SO HARD aND LEFT HIS BODY OUTSIDE TO WARN OF THOSE WHO WISH TO TRESPASS AGAINST US.

HAIL TO THE KOBOLD KING BABY. COME GET SOME.
I NOT KNOW WHO GOT KILL FOR EITHER BAD DRAGON OR ONE EYED PURPLE WARRIOR. WILL TRY AND FIND OUT AND AWARD THEM WITH SHINIES.

[Balut]

Jack Rat Supreme am proud new chief murderous ways.

[Wyzack]

Just tried composite bows from the elf fletcher with pointy metal arrows and holy fuck to they wreck shit so bad, even when used by a bunch of untrained mooks. I would set up an exclusively bowsquad ASAP if you have not yet.

Also what is the date in game right now? And is Wyzack the fighterbold still alive?

[ColonicAcid]

STILL ALIVE, STILL KICKING.

It's Autumn right now I think.

[Deitus]

i reeeeeeally want to learn this game but i think all the guides are old for the newest version and i want to learn it without any graphics packs or shit. could someone make one or point me to one thats close?

[Wyzack]

COLONIC U SHIT FINISH THE YEAR

[ColonicAcid]

THIS IS GOOD... ISN'T IT?

[Thunder11]

FINISH IT

[Balut]

Ripip

[ColonicAcid]

ill finish it this week without fail

WITHOUT FAIL I SWEAR

[ColonicAcid]

it's done
its finally done
i think

its 106 anyway
https://mega.nz/#!5xFHUbba!ZegcwXLQGzL4 ... -bG2wIuANg

[TheWiznard]

nice job nerd, I hope you didn't spill your jar of protein powder on it

[Wyzack]

Okay so i dont think we ever decided who was going to pick it up after colonic, re we just going to loop back to the top?