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Attack on Xenos

Post by srifenbyxp » #120389

Hahahahaha_wut.exe

And that person in the background won't stop saying yes.

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Post by Ricotez » #120461

it looks so slow and sluggish
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Re: Attack on Xenos

Post by Timbrewolf » #120464

We talked about this at work the other day. We collectively concluded

1) Attack on Titan sucks
2) A ridiculously difficult insta-kill titan hunting game with multiplayer could be the only good thing to come out of the whole franchise aside from the OP
3) It mostly already exists in the form of the free flash game you can go play
4) If this game has a sort of survival multiplayer mode it could be good, but it already looks too easy from videos with its lock on system
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Re: Attack on Xenos

Post by Deitus » #120480

1) fuck you its better than a lot of slop that comes out these days
2) they have a nice mode on gmod for it, but otherwise agreed
3) muh marketization
4) muh casualization

also something something pc ports when
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Re: Attack on Xenos

Post by Timbrewolf » #120516

>being slightly less awful than other even worse things makes it good

It's all a big fucking mess that exists as an excuse for scenes of tiny guys zipping around on wires cutting up big dudes.
Or big dudes smashing/stomping/eating little dudes.

It's "Macro Fetish: The Animation"
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Re: Attack on Xenos

Post by ColonicAcid » #120519

>worse than slop that comes out these days
depends on what slop you read, i read not slop and its way fucking worse.
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Re: Attack on Xenos

Post by Saegrimr » #120521

Seriously? You can boil anything down to some kind of very specific fetish.
Can we just not freak out about your insecurities?
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Re: Attack on Xenos

Post by EndgamerAzari » #120522

I had such hopes for AoT when it started--it looked like it was actually going to be a tense, interesting take on apocalyptic horror. But then they fell into the "HIDDEN POWER" trope and I just lost interest. I mean, it's not bad, it just wasn't as unique as I'd hoped it to be.
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Re: Attack on Xenos

Post by Timbrewolf » #120532

Saegrimr wrote:Seriously? You can boil anything down to some kind of very specific fetish.
Can we just not freak out about your insecurities?
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Seriously. It's shit. The plot twists are hilarious.
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NO ERIN YOU ARE THE TITANS
WE WERE THE REAL MONSTERS THE WHOLE TIME
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Re: Attack on Xenos

Post by Saegrimr » #120533

Well yeah they really fucked up their own really good plot potential with typical japanese wankery.

It gets worse if you were curious enough to read the manga. Much much worse.
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Re: Attack on Xenos

Post by ColonicAcid » #120543

An0n3 wrote:
Saegrimr wrote:Seriously? You can boil anything down to some kind of very specific fetish.
Can we just not freak out about your insecurities?
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Seriously. It's shit. The plot twists are hilarious.
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NO ERIN YOU ARE THE TITANS
WE WERE THE REAL MONSTERS THE WHOLE TIME
i've saved this world from monsters...

but who will save the world from the biggest monster... ourselves????
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Re: Attack on Xenos

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Re: Attack on Xenos

Post by ColonicAcid » #120690

sometimes my gym plays that song and i get really really angry and it makes me lift heavy weights better so i guess due to discourse my gym is actually helping me lift better by playing shitty music
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Re: Attack on Xenos

Post by EndgamerAzari » #120693

ColonicAcid wrote:sometimes my gym plays that song and i get really really angry and it makes me lift heavy weights better so i guess due to discourse my gym is actually helping me lift better by playing shitty music
I WISH my gym played shit like that. All mine plays is shitty racist country music.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
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Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
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Re: Attack on Xenos

Post by ColonicAcid » #120780

they also play fucking evanescence sometimes.
yes that song.
yes
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and im pretty sure today they just played the entirety of fucking Yeezus.
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Re: Attack on Xenos

Post by EndgamerAzari » #120781

Better "Bring Me To Life" than "God and Guns".
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
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