>Finally this fucking shitty internet has been fixed!
>Now I'll be able to give the emperor's mercy to all those rats without disconnects every so often.
>Welp, looks like everyone wanna be Witch Hunter or the filthy elf, time to be a DWARF.
>Holy shit, did I just kill more than half of one patrol by myself?
>Fucking pansies are trying to take down one of them between the three of them, meanwhile I'm putting my axe where it belongs, inside some innards, somehow decapitating tons of rats while being the midget of the team.
>An ogre rat? Let's tank that motherfucker.
>Is EVERYONE down in the final part? Pansies, that's what they are, chug down an strength potion, slash away and save that pointy eared condom barely an instant before she dies.
Holy shit, I'm sold, I'm going dorf all the way, who cares about bullets when all about you is badass and the rats cannot do anything to stop you?
That being said, I'm incredibly rusty, I used to be able to kill a smoker before it was able to stun me with it's grab (I get grabbed, turned around, blast the thing) or avoid getting normal hits from the mob in L4D2, now I gotta time my attacks correctly, because the dwarf is quite slow, and getting mobbed isn't fun.