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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » Thu Jun 23, 2016 8:45 pm #189400

Bloodstained E3 demo finally got released to backers. It's pretty damn good, I almost started grinding for souls like in Aria of Sorrow when I realized none of this was going to save haha.



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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Ikarrus » Fri Jun 24, 2016 4:49 am #189511

DemonFiren wrote:I know they fucked around with formations and balance, but the projectile system is an engine problem as far as I'm aware.

I read some review that they basically ported HW1 to HW2's engine for the remaster, and one of the things the newer engine didn't support was formations. Gearbox seemed to have released a patch much later though that re-added a lot of the stuff back in that was missing initially, and a lot of the more recent steam reviews seem very happy about it.

Also, fuck the Garden/Cathedral of Kadesh missions. What a curveball to be thrown, and they're missions that you need to be prepared for beforehand. I had to go back a couple of missions just to course correct. As much as I like the nomadic feel the campaign gives you, where you take every ship you had with you to the next mission, it's totally unfair to just dump you into an ambush like that when the last mission seemingly rushes you out, and the one before that doesn't give you many resources.
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby DemonFiren » Fri Jun 24, 2016 5:06 am #189522

I'm not sure if they corrected for HW2's tendency to make enemy fleets scale with you till the game's completely unfair if you've prepared too well.
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby ThanatosRa » Fri Jun 24, 2016 7:15 am #189572

Steam Sale. Got MGSV Phantom Pain.

Decided that I needed specific special music added in, so I dumped the entire Hotline: Miami 1 & 2's soundtracks into it.
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby IrishWristWatch0 » Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:42 am #189609

Picked up Rainbow six Seige during the sale. Got fucked by ubisoft(shocker), ended up having to mess with the registry to just get it to work.
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Postby Takeguru » Fri Jun 24, 2016 5:09 pm #189744

Siege is at least enjoyable if you can get some friends to join in

Or other people who play shitty spess games, anyway
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby IrishWristWatch0 » Sat Jun 25, 2016 1:25 pm #189964

My only gripe with the game now is i end up aiming at the floor half the time because my iron sights take up 64.79% of the screen and i can't see shit
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby DemonFiren » Sat Jun 25, 2016 1:29 pm #189965

Strike Suit Zero.

Hey, this is actually pretty decent.
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Postby Malkevin » Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:35 pm #190001

DemonFiren wrote:Strike Suit Zero.

Hey, this is actually pretty decent.

Good game, too bad the devs switched to Fractured Space instead of making another SSZ game.
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Zilenan91 » Sat Jun 25, 2016 7:16 pm #190056

SWTOR is a complete fucking mess.

They're literally doing forms of psychological torture to get you to shill 30 bones to subscribe. The worst offender is the credit cap. Constant, repetitive notifications when you earn credits 50k under and at the cap. It's like water dripping, it gets to you and makes you break down as a person until you give in. Or you mute the sound which is what I did.

Past that since I subbed a while ago when Rise of the Hutt Cartel came out I've been capped at level 55 rather than the max level, 65. This means I can't really do end-game content since I'm not max level which is really dissapointing, so I think I'll put the game down until they fix their shit even though they never will since I'm not willing to give these fuckers my money to have the "pleasure" to nolife it up grinding my gear to be as good as possible and then immediately replace it with better shit when the new expansion drops.
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Timbrewolf » Sat Jun 25, 2016 8:03 pm #190075

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Postby Zilenan91 » Sat Jun 25, 2016 8:08 pm #190077

what is that from lmao
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Postby Timbrewolf » Sat Jun 25, 2016 8:39 pm #190086

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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Zilenan91 » Sat Jun 25, 2016 8:45 pm #190089

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Postby ColonicAcid » Sat Jun 25, 2016 8:48 pm #190090

"what kinda plastic surgery u want my man"

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Postby Timbrewolf » Sat Jun 25, 2016 9:45 pm #190104

I appreciate a wrestling game that lets me create Moon Man

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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Jacough » Sat Jun 25, 2016 11:45 pm #190130

I ain't playing a game but I'm making a map for Doom 2 that I've been working on and off on (mostly off) for a while now.0
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I'm aiming to make it at least 30 minutes long since it's going to be a single map. If anyone wants to try it and gib me some feedback, feel free
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Wyzack » Sun Jun 26, 2016 3:20 am #190168

Love me some classic doom, I'll give it a try
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Ikarrus » Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:55 am #190171

Yep, just as I suspected. It's just the Kadesh missions that suck dong. Everything past that was nowhere near as painful as that was, not even the Taiidan ambush.

The last mission was just fucking beautiful, though. Adagio getting louder and louder as you draw closer to Hiigara. The emperor himself literally being what stands between you and your homeworld. The constant enemy reinforcements, and the rebellion midway through. And the Bentusi coming in with the massive Council fleet. What a great ending.
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Jacough » Sun Jun 26, 2016 6:00 am #190180

Wyzack wrote:Love me some classic doom, I'll give it a try


Thanks bruh. Should be compatible with prboom and zdoom compatible sourceports. Just make sure you load the texture pack in there too or you'll get a million missing textures. Let me know what you think
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby ColonicAcid » Sun Jun 26, 2016 12:39 pm #190237

I've been playing Europa Barborum II and it's been really fun. The battles are good, lots of sounds and horns and general oh shit moments as I defeat the Barbarian filth out of my italian peninsula.

It's also extremely historical accurate and your soldiers don't start instantly with fucking Lorica hamata like in the base game and it also models the use of auxilaries really well as the only provinces you can make actual roman legions is either home italian provinces or heavily invested in colonies that you've developed to that point.
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Wyzack » Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:48 pm #190255

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Wyzack wrote:Love me some classic doom, I'll give it a try


Thanks bruh. Should be compatible with prboom and zdoom compatible sourceports. Just make sure you load the texture pack in there too or you'll get a million missing textures. Let me know what you think


Played to what i believe is the end of the WIP, large empty courtyard with a door that doesn't open, nothing on the other side when i nocliped through.

Not gonna lie, map was really fucking good. Textures were simple but well used, fights were interesting and challenging (that fucking ambush revenant in the water bit was a real mother fucker jesus) Good use of ambushes and levels. I really like how the early part of the level relies on the SSG to fight some tougher enemies, it is easily the best gun in vanilla. Overall level was challenging without being bullshit. Died once on UV but i am pretty good at the game by now.

My biggest criticism is that ammo is waaaaay too plentiful. Maybe scale back the boxes of bullets/shells slightly, or add more dudes to shoot at. In particular maybe add some more reanimatable dudes in front of the door where the arch vile comes out.

Also i dont know if this is just incomplete but the "secret" area with the rocket launcher is really easy to find and there is no risk or ambush associated with it.

Over all this map has some chops. I have played a LOOOOOOOOOOOT of doom maps and i have seen a lot of garbage. This map has some real promise.

Also i was playing it on GZDOOM and i kept seeing little white spots that would appear and disappear as i moved. Not sure if it was GZDOOM specific or just a problem with your texture pack
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby ThanatosRa » Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:45 am #190504

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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Jun 27, 2016 9:47 am #190509

Done with Strike Suit Zero.

Maybe once I have time I'll Platinum those four missions I couldn't, then grind out the remaining achievements and check out Heroes of the Fleet.
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Postby ShadowDimentio » Wed Jun 29, 2016 5:14 am #191086

I'm gonna be playing the shit out of Zero Time Dilemma today when it releases later today. Anyone who wants to watch because they're poor, add me on Steam. Username: Defeating Foes In Battle
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby DemonFiren » Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:58 am #191114

TIS-100.

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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Zilenan91 » Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:57 am #191151

Reinstalled Company of Heroes 2. The game is good but good lord the later campaign missions are awful. All of the sniper missions are terrible and there's this one where you have to defend two chokepoints from Germans but it doesn't tell you that you have to defend both, just that you have to capture them so you'll get fucked since your entire army is on one side and there's nothing on the other.
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Wyzack » Wed Jun 29, 2016 4:43 pm #191261

HOLY SHIT MAN BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY

been riding a wave of warhammer fantasy hype as of late, anyone wanna run some vermintide sometime?
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Postby Timbrewolf » Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:13 pm #191544

Dorf is best.

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Postby Wyzack » Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:57 pm #191554

Yeah I got a really good green rifle for the dorf and he became my new main. Although saltzpyre will always be coolest, fucking infinity pistols plus one with the rapier is so much damn fun
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Postby Jacough » Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:39 pm #191689

Replaying STALKER with the lurk mod
> Wild territory
> Doing the mission where you have to save the scientist from mercs and escort him to safety
> His AI kind of bugs out and he runs around killing mercs instead of staying put
> He finally stops in the open courtyard with the crashed helicopter
> Talk to him
> Mercs suddenly spawn around us and gun us down
> Fug, reload save
> This time he stays put
> Successfully escort him to the other side of the burner anomaly
> Before I can talk to him two blood suckers appear and kill him almost instantly
> Fug, reload save
> Escort him to the other side of the burner anomaly
> Bloodsucker appears, this time I'm ready for you faggot
> Other one is nowhere to be seen, must not have spawned
> Kill it and talk to him, completing the mission
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Postby Ricotez » Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:01 am #191726

Played through Highway Blossoms in a single sitting. I'm normally not really into VNs (unless they have actual gameplay like Dangan Ronpa) but damn this one was good. Great characters, extremely funny and an emotional roller coaster.
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Postby DemonFiren » Mon Jul 04, 2016 10:02 am #192599

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Postby EndgamerAzari » Tue Jul 05, 2016 4:39 pm #193078

I'd had my eye on Bunker Punks for a while, so I picked it up during the Summer Sale. It's an interesting take on the FPS roguelite--you run raids on monolithic corporations, stealing money and grabbing gear, and upgrading your bunker to strengthen your Punks between runs. Once all your guys bite it it's game over, but then you can go to the REAL market and buy actual upgrade unlocks. The visuals are charmingly old-school if a bit repetitive (so far), and the sound quality is surprisingly good. I wasn't expecting voice acting, at least not as crisp as it is.
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Wyzack » Tue Jul 05, 2016 4:55 pm #193083

So it is like the pink Mohawk half of shadowrun?
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby EndgamerAzari » Tue Jul 05, 2016 5:38 pm #193094

The actual run'n'gun isn't that wacky, though the game certainly has personality. It's very old-school: no reloading, no cover mechanics, hell, not even any crouching. Just dash through a maze of a level shooting robots and grabbing money until the elevator unlocks. There are a lot of modern twists, though: you are limited in how many guns you can carry--I'm only up to two so far--and you can only carry what you wear, so you might swap out armor that gives you more protection for one that gives you a 10% boost to shotgun damage, for instance.
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Zilenan91 » Tue Jul 05, 2016 5:44 pm #193096

Is there still that unkillable minigun guy who comes after you if you take too long
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby EndgamerAzari » Tue Jul 05, 2016 5:47 pm #193098

Zilenan91 wrote:Is there still that unkillable minigun guy who comes after you if you take too long


I... don't know. I haven't encountered him yet, if he's still in the game. Maybe I just haven't gotten far enough yet.
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MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Zilenan91 » Tue Jul 05, 2016 6:10 pm #193101

Seems I'm actually thinking of the wrong game. My bad.
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Zilenan91 » Tue Jul 05, 2016 6:43 pm #193119

The Planetside 1 servers got shut down. This was its final moments.
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Wyzack » Tue Jul 05, 2016 7:14 pm #193133

Ripperoni. Always said when old games like this eventually shut down. I remember the city of heroes being a tearful goodbye as well. Same with Halo 2, although it is not quite the same when there are not persistant characters/stats
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Zilenan91 » Tue Jul 05, 2016 7:14 pm #193134

A similar thing happened with Final Fantasy 14
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Wyzack » Tue Jul 05, 2016 7:33 pm #193141

I want a game akin to the plantetside-alike 40k game where I can play as an imperial guardsman. I don't care if I suck compared to the xboxhueg SPESS MUHREENS
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Postby Zilenan91 » Tue Jul 05, 2016 7:36 pm #193144

That would be cool as hell if it wasn't PvP. Imagine 1000 fellow Guardsmen in a trench, some on a stubber shooting rushing Ork Boyz trying to advance on your position. Then the Commissar gives the order. Go over the top. Suddenly 1000 dudes with flashlights rush into Loota fire and get mowed the fuck down, while Leman Russ Tanks crush the fallen and destroy Ork positions, their screaming and crying being drowned out by the sound of gunfire and tank treads.
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Malkevin » Tue Jul 05, 2016 8:29 pm #193161

Wyzack wrote:Ripperoni. Always said when old games like this eventually shut down. I remember the city of heroes being a tearful goodbye as well. Same with Halo 2, although it is not quite the same when there are not persistant characters/stats

All that XP, all those BR and CR, all those merits and distinctions and ribbons... all those jackhammer trophies from dead smurfs.

Gone. Like tear drops in the rain.
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Zilenan91 » Tue Jul 05, 2016 8:33 pm #193162

For Final Fantasy 14 all their characters still exist. That cinematic was just marking a complete recode of the game. Every character that existed previously was given access to specific items and tattoos.
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Ricotez » Tue Jul 05, 2016 10:31 pm #193199

The Seventh Cataclysm in FFXIV had two purposes: to give a lore explanation for why the game suddenly looks and works so differently after the reboot, and to give the players a one-of-a-kind epic farewell event. At that time the dev team was still in full damage control to regain the trust of the players and ensure them that this time around they knew what they were doing.

The after-effects are still visible everywhere in the rebooted version, which is very cool. Those massive "swords" that dropped out of the moon can still be found in several places, encapsulated in crystallized aether. There's even a whole chain of raids related to it that go deeper into what exactly happened in that video there.
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Zilenan91 » Wed Jul 06, 2016 5:21 pm #193429

Sega bought out Amplitude and Endless Space 2 is gonna be dropping on Early Access later this year.
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Wyzack » Wed Jul 06, 2016 6:39 pm #193450

Everyone wrote:Ideas for the best damn Imperial Guard game of all time


I am really torn on the plausibility of this one. So much of the marketability of 40k is the BIG HUGE BEEFCAKE SPESS MEHREEHNS STEHL RHEN RIP AND TEAR type bullshit. At the same time though they have really been going all out giving licensing rights away for all kinds of awesome games, even if they are mostly fantasy ones. I think a hyper grimderp war is hell style IG game could probably sell pretty well. Maybe not in a PvP sense, but a kind of 1st or 3rd person shooter hybridized with a tactical style game. It would be really easy to be able to swap to one of the billion other guardsmen when you die/have people join as random mooks at any time. Could probably slot a little vehicle combat in there as well. Just say it is targeted to the COD audience and the higher ups will throw money at you.
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

Postby Malkevin » Wed Jul 06, 2016 7:22 pm #193463

I wonder if there are any imperial guard mods for Arma
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