Human Fortress 14, Dangerously Cheesy

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Re: Human Fortress 14, Dangerously Cheesy

Post by Wyzack » #218619

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The two opponents circled eachother, sizing up the other up. Belam made the first move, rushing at Azari attempting a reckless blow. Azai sidestepped and delivered a few solid punches. The two traded blows back and forth, neither able to score a critical blow. Belam landed a lucky punch on the side of Azari's head. Azari fell into a defensive stance, spitting out blood and a tooth or two onto the floor of the arena.

Capitalizing on his momentum, Belam rushed ahead and landed a couple good body shots, bruising a rib and a kidney. Azari gave a bellow, boxed his ears, and then REACHED FORWARD WITH HIS HEAD, BIT BELAM'S GODDAMN TONGUE AND JUST FUCKING PULLED. With a disgusting squelching sound the tounge was ripped right out of Belam's head. Azari spit it to the side, blood dripping down his face. Azari went hard on the offensive, crunching Belam's right hand and breaking a bunch of his fingers. Belam screamed in pain, attempting another strike. Azari caught his left arm neatly with his own arm, put him in a hold and bent his shoulder until it collapsed with a series of sickening popping and crackling sound. Belam screamed again and fell to the deck. Azari began fucking wailing on his head, only realizing he had bled to death after he had been at it for some time.

Azari stood up and raised his hands to thunderous applause. It was messy and real fucking gross, but the first ever Mistscholars pitfight was a raging success.

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Re: Human Fortress 14, Dangerously Cheesy

Post by EndgamerAzari » #218689

Okay the fact that I caught the guy in a cage I built and then killed him with my bare hands makes me a bit less of a Luchador and more of a... well, "fucking lunatic" springs to mind.
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Re: Human Fortress 14, Dangerously Cheesy

Post by 420weedscopes » #219199

i'd more expect that from you in real life too
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Re: Human Fortress 14, Dangerously Cheesy

Post by EndgamerAzari » #220562

Needs more eye-gouging

ALSO UPDATE GODDAMMIT
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
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