[NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:03 am #16701

Bottom post of the previous page:

Hope we have a cooking class because with me it's creampies for everyone.

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:50 am #16704

DAY ONE OF NT ACADEMY technically day 2 since I had to test some shit but Jace was alone so it doesn't really count.

Spoilered because it's a lot of images. A lot of bmp images that I don't feel like turning into better filesize format images.

Spoiler:

Sishen · Post by **Sishen** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:00 am #16706

WeeYakk wrote: Kert goes home and tells the dolphin of his escapades. The dolphin is pleased.

YES MY CHILD, DO ME PROUD.

NOT LIKE MY OTHER SON, BORIS.

HE TOOK THE WRONG SIDE OF THE GENES, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

he's a rapist

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:04 am #16710

Yes, Sishen, since Boris was obviously posted to be a joke character, gave Boris all low stats. I changed the stats to the ones bluespace requested and accidentally created a superman of groping. He is going around feeling up everyone he can and that is why two people hate him so bad.

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:06 am #16712

I didn't know I needed this in my life so bad

Post by **ShizCalev** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:11 am #16715

Please texture edit the Dolphin to be Xemo.

http://c2n.me/4YhtlU.png

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:11 am #16716

WeeYakk wrote:Yes, Sishen, since Boris was obviously posted to be a joke character, gave Boris all low stats. I changed the stats to the ones bluespace requested and accidentally created a superman of groping. He is going around feeling up everyone he can and that is why two people hate him so bad.

I never knew this game was so realistic.

WeeYakk is my favourite person for this thread.

Post by **Thunder11** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:03 am #16721

Can you shrink the images a little so they actually fit the screen, instead of needing to pull the link out of the HTML to see the right hand edge? Also, Jazmin, please, I gave you the highest possible virtue level, and you already want to fuck someone.

Post by **ShizCalev** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:17 am #16722

Hold control and use your mousewheel.

Sishen · Post by **Sishen** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:20 am #16723

Thunder11 wrote:Can you shrink the images a little so they actually fit the screen, instead of needing to pull the link out of the HTML to see the right hand edge? Also, Jazmin, please, I gave you the highest possible virtue level, and you already want to fuck someone.

She's masochistic so she likes being groped by Borrapist.

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:27 am #16724

I really hope there's another update today, my sides like this.

Lovecraft · Post by **Lovecraft** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:30 am #16725

How often will this be updated
I need more now

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:14 am #16727

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:33 am #16732

This thread will not allow me to play Transistor tonight. Oh well.
I took some time to make each of the clubs a unique color coated uniform during the break though.

NT ACADEMY. DAY: THE SECOND

Spoiler:

Sishen · Post by **Sishen** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:43 am #16733

WeeYakk wrote:Pax cries. He probably found that book about him. Or he's jealous that he has no qt 3.14 grilles to hang out with despite all the white knighting he does against Boris and Azerthene's rape/groping sprees.
Possibly both.

that book will never die

;_;

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:53 am #16735

5:52 AM - Higgin: Finster's gettin' in on Marshall
5:52 AM - Yakk: whats weird is that he has no traits to make him do that other than scheming or evil
5:52 AM - Yakk: he has asexual, highest virtue, and dislikes women
5:52 AM - Higgin: pfffff
5:52 AM - Higgin: so it's deliberate fuckery
5:52 AM - Yakk: yes
5:52 AM - Higgin: A+ Finster

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:03 am #16736

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
This is so good, you can't make this shit up.
3 updates per day pls.

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:04 am #16737

It's his way of fighting sex in this damn school. Damn kids should stop fucking on the sidewalks!

Bluespace wrote:3 updates per day pls.

Make it five. You can play pretty quickly anyway, it's just the screenshots and the writing.

Sishen · Post by **Sishen** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:07 am #16738

Lo6a4evskiy wrote:It's his way of fighting sex in this damn school. Damn kids should stop fucking on the sidewalks!
Bluespace wrote:3 updates per day pls.
Make it five. You can play pretty quickly anyway, it's just the screenshots and the writing.

Yakk is a busy boy, I might just start an alternate version and see where it goes.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:08 am #16739

>class clown
welp, this game is already approaching towards 2‽

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:08 am #16740

Sishen wrote:Yakk is a busy boy, I might just start an alternate version and see where it goes.

Yeah, if you guys could post a save, that'd be great.

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:11 am #16742

We could have 2 timelines play out, one from sishen, one from yakk.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:14 am #16744

Bluespace wrote:We could have 2 timelines play out, one from sishen, one from yakk.

it's gonna be a clusterfuck, but sure

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:20 am #16746

More AA2 threads into this forum section!

Separate forum section for AA2 threads!

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:20 am #16747

Just call the timelines sybil and basil.

Sishen · Post by **Sishen** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:24 am #16748

Bluespace wrote:Just call the timelines sybil and basil.

what about arty

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:30 am #16749

That can be lo6a's.

Mat13295 · Post by **Mat13295** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:32 am #16750

>Basil
>Having players
Hehehehehehehehe

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:37 am #16751

Bluespace wrote:That can be lo6a's.

If the guys will post characters, sure. I'm too lazy to create them by myself plus I suck at character creator.

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:39 am #16752

Lo6a4evskiy wrote:
Bluespace wrote:That can be lo6a's.
If the guys will post characters, sure. I'm too lazy to create them by myself plus I suck at character creator.

They're all in the op.

Also my save is named artyom already.

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:46 am #16753

Yakk has artyom, sishen basil, lo6a Sybil.
Sorted.
Make a thread for each tho.

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:59 am #16754

Thunder11 wrote:Can you shrink the images a little so they actually fit the screen, instead of needing to pull the link out of the HTML to see the right hand edge? Also, Jazmin, please, I gave you the highest possible virtue level, and you already want to fuck someone.

Get a bigger monitor or ask stonedone for a more small screen friendly forum.

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:07 am #16755

Oh man, what a funny start. What ever shall happen next? Shall more students transfer in? I wager yes in deed, but at what cost?

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:07 am #16756

No Paxton in the OP

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:16 am #16757

Shame, we really needed a clwune to beat on.

BigJamminJim · Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:31 am

Spoiler:

WeeYakk wrote:DAY ONE OF NT ACADEMY technically day 2 since I had to test some shit but Jace was alone so it doesn't really count.

Spoilered because it's a lot of images. A lot of bmp images that I don't feel like turning into better filesize format images.
Here is our final class and the RNG gods have decided that KERT JONSON shall be our player character until something interesting happens.

Kert wakes up, rolls out of his tiny bed, and shimmies his fat rolls into his school uniform best he can. His kickass dolphin calendar whispers to him "Go forth Kert and get the bitches." and so he did.

Kert arrives at school surprisingly early. There's only like three other people here. We encounter our teacher Mr. Finster in the hallways lamenting this game's lack of teacher uniforms for male teachers. We ask for some advice on how to poon the poon and he responds...

Man this guy is an asshole.

Kert aquaints himself with some of his classmates and gets some study time in this guy is all over our dick though.

Lessons go by quickly and suddenly it's break time. Kert offers to take everyone to lunch. His dolphin calendar once told him that bitches love lunch. He finishes eating and - oh.

Well Kert had already eaten lunch but he's a big boy and supposes he can shovel down more food. Kert must've scarred her off with his table manners because she gets the fuck outta there right after finishing.

WHEN SUDDENLY

HELP KERT NEEDS AN ADULT!
Kert gives the scary lady what she wants and she goes away while laughing at him. At least it's almost time to go back to class. But first that Erik guy wants to talk about something.

Nice attempt at Subtlety Erik. Kert shrugs this off and shambles back to class.

Kert does his mandatory gym time sports and fucks off to see the statue after noticing Molly giving Heather a massage in the middle of the gym. People are getting bitches faster than Kert, dolphin would be disappointed.
Kert consults the Buddha statue chaplain for insights into his SOCIAL LINKS. Apparently no one gives a shit about Kert except the scary rapist lady who hates him for some reason, other people are more interesting.

The rest of the gym break goes by and soon it's club time. Kert thinks he did REALLY FUCKIN' GOOD at clubs today but that's probably because no one was there to tell him if he was doing anything wrong.

Marshall comes by as Kert is serving his imaginary friends some tea for Service club and asks us to go do some kareoke with her.

She wants the d bad.

Kert goes home and tells the dolphin of his escapades. The dolphin is pleased.

wheres my character

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:33 am #16762

SPOILER IIIIITTTT

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:37 am #16764

Kraso wrote:SPOILER IIIIITTTT

Report it and add him to your ignore list.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:49 am #16766

Weeeeeeyaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkk fucking put your language into japanese all those characters my fucking eyesssssssssssssssssssss.

ColonicAcid wrote: Control Panel > Clock, language and Region > Region and Language and stick that shit to Japanese.

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:08 pm #16770

Add Paxton card to OP pls.

oph · Post by **oph** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:31 pm #16771

yo im feelin that jace is gonna get some soon
i feel it mayn

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:53 pm #16775

Bluespace wrote:Add Paxton card to OP pls.

I think I'll run Sybil for few days without him, then we can do "new student" kind of shit with Paxton as PC.

Post by **Higgin** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:59 pm #16776

I whipped up some characters (without the unlocked character editor because Hongfire's site is a dick) from the olden Sibyl 2 and pre-Sibyl days.

It was a time of flux. Each week brought a new debacle - from cat ears, to armory raids, to metafriends, to the admin drama of Intigracy and the sacking of Failcakes et. al., to the most robust playing seen upon this game and its eventual downfall before the banning hammers of the gods, it was a time before the badgered days and after those relatively innocent steps from rev4473 that saw this community begin.

It was a middle age; but middle ages do not precede ends - they proceed from themselves to a 'now' that is not a 'then', as a father is not his son.

Back then, it was just server two.

Spoiler:

Rowdy Randy could not be made in good conscience due to a lack of facial hair.
TBD:
Jon Riker (Mario90900)
Sly (Slyhidden)
Nepeta Leijon (Yinadele)
Lindsay Donk (take a guess)
Ye Olde Honkmeister (Magmaexploiter)
Shoe Snatchin' Willy (TheReverendTerryJones)
William Harshman (ThickWillyNilly)
Gas Mask Mook (Rotwood)
Officer Friendly (Super Aggro Crag)
Alice Evans (Emperor of Catkind)
Carl Sagan (Dixbfloppin)
Smoke Shaw(Shinu, GROVE/COVE STREET FOR LYFE)
Art White(Aranamor)
Josh Morris(Jembo)
Frank Woodward(CA)
Austin Rosello(dacelo)
Broba Fett(Jebediah Smith)
Holden McGroin(Hoojsak)
Matthew Hoff(Baconatorxking)
Jarsh Mellow(jarshmellow)
Tonto Tooktook(tonto is love, tonto is life, null)
Slab Bulkhead(Kamikaze6714)
many more that don't get due credit because I can only remember so much trivia at one time

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:07 pm #16777

Lo6a4evskiy wrote:
Bluespace wrote:Add Paxton card to OP pls.
I think I'll run Sybil for few days without him, then we can do "new student" kind of shit with Paxton as PC.

Neat, go go go.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:44 pm #16787

I just realized from that list only one person is still playing SS13

Post by **Higgin** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:49 pm #16789

Kraso wrote:I just realized from that list only one person is still playing SS13

Yep. You, MaiEmershon, and a few others would be on there if you didn't still pop around a bit.

Mario90900 · Post by **Mario90900** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:59 pm #16791

Hiss.

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:25 pm #16795

I LOVE THIS THREAD EVEN MORE NOW HI MARIO

rosello · Post by **rosello** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:51 pm #16825

I was expecting Marshall to get punched the fuck out not to become the waifu oh god

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:02 pm #16832

Higgin wrote:I whipped up some characters (without the unlocked character editor because Hongfire's site is a dick) from the olden Sibyl 2 and pre-Sibyl days.

It was a time of flux. Each week brought a new debacle - from cat ears, to armory raids, to metafriends, to the admin drama of Intigracy and the sacking of Failcakes et. al., to the most robust playing seen upon this game and its eventual downfall before the banning hammers of the gods, it was a time before the badgered days and after those relatively innocent steps from rev4473 that saw this community begin.

It was a middle age; but middle ages do not precede ends - they proceed from themselves to a 'now' that is not a 'then', as a father is not his son.

Back then, it was just server two.
Spoiler:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/950 ... _Burer.png
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/950 ... _Dalta.png
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/950 ... _Dante.png
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/950 ... EllenS.png
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/95074557/AA_JLP.png
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/950 ... Lessen.png
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/950 ... A_Pete.png
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/950 ... ginald.png
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/950 ... inston.png
Rowdy Randy could not be made in good conscience due to a lack of facial hair.
TBD:
Jon Riker (Mario90900)
Sly (Slyhidden)
Nepeta Leijon (Yinadele)
Lindsay Donk (take a guess)
Ye Olde Honkmeister (Magmaexploiter)
Shoe Snatchin' Willy (TheReverendTerryJones)
William Harshman (ThickWillyNilly)
Gas Mask Mook (Rotwood)
Officer Friendly (Super Aggro Crag)
Alice Evans (Emperor of Catkind)
Carl Sagan (Dixbfloppin)
Smoke Shaw(Shinu, GROVE/COVE STREET FOR LYFE)
Art White(Aranamor)
Josh Morris(Jembo)
Frank Woodward(CA)
Austin Rosello(dacelo)
Broba Fett(Jebediah Smith)
Holden McGroin(Hoojsak)
Matthew Hoff(Baconatorxking)
Jarsh Mellow(jarshmellow)
Tonto Tooktook(tonto is love, tonto is life, null)
Slab Bulkhead(Kamikaze6714)
many more that don't get due credit because I can only remember so much trivia at one time

Can people from Sybil be in Basil in this "time warp"? Or is it server locked

Post by **Higgin** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:16 pm #16834

Throw'm wherever, man.