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Nintendo Snitch

Post by Lumbermancer » #219975

Here it is...
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Detachable joycons, tegra processors.

https://www.nintendo.com/whatsnew/detai ... ing-system
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Lumbermancer wrote:Here it is...
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Detachable joycons, tegra processors.
that controller really makes me wanna vomit but i like the rest
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Re: Nintendo Snitch

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PORTABLE SKYRIM
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Post by Lumbermancer » #219978

How portable? It seems bigger than Wii U controller thing.
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iamgoofball wrote:PORTABLE SKYRIM
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Shaps wrote:
iamgoofball wrote:PORTABLE SKYRIM
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Looks like a gimmick that might actually be usable, or at the very least won't force developers to include akward gameplay gimmicks. Guess I might buy it after all.
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That controller part though. What the fuck.
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Post by captain sawrge » #219995

Kor wrote:Looks like a gimmick that might actually be usable, or at the very least won't force developers to include akward gameplay gimmicks. Guess I might buy it after all.
Yeah the main gimmick this time around seems more focused just on the portability of it rather than how the controller works with games. Wondering if the screen controller can work as a gamepad though, might be neat.

It looks cool. Hopefully it'll have more 3rd party support since there's just a normal fucking controller this time around, which might really help the console.
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i hope there's more titles announced soon, i really want metroid federation force 2
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there were rumors way back that this would have melee HD on it please god
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Post by IcePacks » #220113

i'm gonna complain about this a bunch and probably buy it eventually

fuck you nintendo bring back the gamecube
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its like the ps vita but with games
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Post by Wyzack » #220116

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Post by onleavedontatme » #220119

Speaking of gamecubes, the Switch remind anyone else of this? Never owned one but I knew someone who did.

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I am glad that this system's shitty gimmick does not seem like it will make games actively worse like the wii did
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Post by tedward1337 » #220190

New 3D mario game though
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Re: Nintendo Snitch

Post by Armhulen » #220243

THE CONTROLLER



THE CONTROLLER
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Re: Nintendo Snitch

Post by Timbrewolf » #220264

THAT DPAD PLACEMENT

MY FUCKING SIDES


Nintendo once again proving they have no idea how human hands work.
Just imagine holding that thing in your hand and trying to use the d-pad or right stick and push the shoulder buttons at the same time.
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official gamecube controller adapters or riot
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Post by ThanatosRa » #220317

but will it get stitches
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Post by Timbrewolf » #220345

"The Nintendo Switch"

I thought Nintendo fans were bottoms?
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Post by DemonFiren » #220366

As Nintendo fan, objectively correct.
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