Per IRC:
<Jeb> when are we adding condoms to be dispensed by the candy machines
<vistapowa_tp> BUT made anyone using them valid.
<vistapowa_tp> completely valid.
<Jeb> you can blow them up as balloons
<RandomMarine> Appendicitis isn't even an option in the virus outbreak event
<MrPerson> target.color = "#890"
<BurnZeZ> vistapowa_tp: Janitor limit would need to be raised to maximum
<Jeb> >go to buy snacks
<Jeb> >Comdom Brand Condoms
<vistapowa_tp> you mean
<MrPerson> Captain's Choice Condoms
<vistapowa_tp> Comdom Brand Comdoms
<BurnZeZ> MrPerson: Perfect
<RandomMarine> >people toss the condoms everywhere and piss on them
<RandomMarine> >janitor cleans it all up with the captain's condom scented soap
<Jeb> what have i done o.O
<vistapowa_tp> comdom/desc: "It's a condom, what did you expect?"
<Jeb> inb4 condoms srsly added to vendors
<BurnZeZ> vistapowa_tp: Should also be captain's description
<vistapowa_tp> comdom/New() if(prob(5)) desc = "It's a captain, what did you expect?"
<MrPerson> "Probably better than the current captain"
<BurnZeZ> MrPerson: Perfect
<Jeb> >The condom appears to have a tiny hole in it.
<Jeb> >You put on the condom.
<MrPerson> Although that's captain ian's desc so
<Jeb> You feel a tiny prick!
<BurnZeZ> >clown pokes all the condoms with a pen
<vistapowa_tp> just big enough for the tiny prick
<Jeb> HEY THATS NOT TRUE
<MrPerson> >put condom on Ian
<oranges> disgusting
<BurnZeZ> Captain Ian
<Jeb> Comdom Ian
<RandomMarine> >Assistant McMeta stretches the condom over his head and inflates it! It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.
<vistapowa_tp> "You have been reported to Space Animal Protection Services."
<Jeb> the condom gradually increases in size every time he speaks
<BurnZeZ> Jeb: Oh god
<BurnZeZ> >Woof!
<MrPerson> >add special check to Lisa's puppymaking to make sure Ian isn't wearing a condom
<Jeb> YAP
<BurnZeZ> >condom explodes after several YAPS
<MrPerson> If I have to code that
<BurnZeZ> >gibs ian
<MrPerson> I will literally, literally
<MrPerson> Kill someone
<hg|work> MrPerson: i already had to remove dog necrophilia
<Jeb> brb making suggestion thread
<BurnZeZ> Jeb: Kek
<wb> im surprised d2k5 didn't include that
<vistapowa_tp> >put on condom >"You are now sterile."
<vistapowa_tp> fuck
<MrPerson> >take off condom >You feel more virulent
<Jeb> hahahaha
<MrPerson> Err..
* [Rock] is now known as [Rock]AFK
<RandomMarine> Forum would just be "Wtf coderbus deleted ballgag then adds condom impeach they"
<MrPerson> >You feel more fertile
<vistapowa_tp> "You feel less like a captain"
<MrPerson> Needs more Nethacky style messages like that
<Jeb> oh hey sos posted on new forums
<Jeb> neat
<MrPerson> "You feel full of hot air"
<vistapowa_tp> "You feel as if your bladder is going to explode!"
<BurnZeZ> Jeb: sos?
<vistapowa_tp> *piss verb when
<vistapowa_tp> s/verb/emote
<TheGhostOfWhibyl1> vistapowa_tp meant: “*piss emote when”
<vistapowa_tp> mandatory pissing
<Jeb> http://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic. ... rt=10#p103
<vistapowa_tp> if you don't piss your bladder blows up
<vistapowa_tp> taking both your legs
<BurnZeZ> I think I added something like that to vg a while back
<BurnZeZ> Temporarily
