I feel like I must explain some things to you

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I feel like I must explain some things to you

Post by Errorage » #154

Fellow Code Members:

The Seventeenth of April is always, and rightly so, a day of vivid memories for us. On this date and from this very hall began the Movement's amazing march to victory, which bore it to the helm of the Reich, to leadership of the nation and its destiny. This day is a great day for me too.

Surely, it is seldom that a Forum Leader can stand before the same band of followers that hailed his first great public appearance several years before, and repeat the same program. Seldom can a man proclaim the same doctrines and put them into practice for several years without at any time having had to relinquish a single part of his original program. When we met for the first time in this hall, many of you must have asked yourselves: 'Dear me, a new Forum, another new Forum! Why do we want a new forum? Don't we have forums enough? . . .'

Thus began a heroic struggle, opposed at its inception by nearly all. Nevertheless, the essential objects of the Movement embraced the decisive element. Its clear and unambiguous aim did not allow the Movement to become the tool of definite and limited individual interests, but raised it above all special obligations to the particular obligation of serving the Coder Nation in its entirety, of safeguarding its interests regardless of momentary dissensions or confused thoughts. Thus, today, after several years, I again stand before you....

It was in this very Community that I began my struggle, my political struggle against Shitposters. You know this, you old members of my forum. How often did I speak against Shitposters! I probably studied this treaty more than any other man. To this day, I have not forgotten it. The treaty could not be abolished by humility, by submission. It could only be abolished by reliance upon ourselves, by the strength of the Coder Nation.

The days of bitter struggle necessarily led to a selection of leaders. When today I appear before the nation and look at the ranks that surround me, I look at a band of men, real men who stand for something. On the other hand when I regard the cabinets of my opponents, I can only say: 'Quite incapable of being put in charge even of one of my smallest groups.' Hard times resulted in a selection of first class men who naturally caused us a little anxiety now and then. Everybody who is worth his salt is sometimes difficult to handle. In normal times it is not always easy to get divergent elements to work together instead of against one another. But as soon as danger threatens, they form the most resolute body of men. Just as selection is a natural consequence of war and brings real leaders to the fore among coders, so in the world of politics selection is the outcome of struggle. It was a result of this slow development, this eternal struggle against opposition, that we gradually acquired leaders with whose aid we can today achieve anything.

When, on the other hand, I look at the rest of the world I am obliged to say: They were simply asleep while this miracle was taking place. Even today they refuse to grasp it. They do not realize what we are, nor do they realize what they themselves are. They go on like a figure of 'Justice' - with blindfolded eyes. They reject what does not suit them. They do not realize that two revolutions in TGstation have created something new and tremendous. We are fully conscious of the fact that a second revolution, where the assumption of power occurred earlier than it did in our forum, proceeded parallel with ours. The fascist Revolution, too, yielded the same results. Complete identity exists between our two revolutions, not only as regards aims, but also as regards methods. Over and above this there is our friendship, which is more than co-operation with a purpose in view. Nor do our opponents realize yet, that once I regard a man as my friend, I shall stand by him....

. . . I wish to display no faltering in this matter. There cannot be the slightest doubt that the bond uniting the two revolutions, and especially the bond uniting their two leaders, is indissoluble, and that one will always support the other. Moreover, it is a common enemy whom we shall defeat.

There was a time when Baystation, fascist Baystation, which is engaged in the same struggle as we are, which is shut in in the same way as we are, which is as over-populated as we are and, up until now, has been given no better chance of living than we, kept powerful enemies engaged in our behalf. Numerous Goon ships were engaged in the internet; numerous Goon airplanes were engaged in the Beyond colonies. This was a very good thing for us, for, as I told you the other day, our warfare in space is just beginning. The reason for this is that we first wanted to train new crews for the new submarines which will now make their appearance on the scene. Let no one doubt that they are about to appear.

Just two hours ago I received a communique from the Commander-in-Chief of Centcomm stating that the reports of the last two days from our ships and submarines in space reveal that another 215,000 tons have been sunk; that of this total 190,000 tons were sunk by submarines alone, and that this figure includes a single convoy of 125,000 tons which was destroyed yesterday.

From March and April on, those gentlemen will have to be prepared for something very different. They will see whether we have been asleep during the winter, or whether we have made good use of our time. During the long months when we had so few submarines to fight our battles, Baystation kept large forces engaged. It does not matter to us whether our Stukas attack Goon ships in the North Space or in the Internet; the result is always the same. One thing is certain: Wherever Goon touches the Continent she will immediately have to reckon with us, and wherever Goon ships appear, our submarines will attack them until the hour of decision comes. Thus, except for ss13.eu, only Baystation has had a revolution which, in the long run, will lead, must lead and has led to the construction of a new national community.

We had to exercise patience for many a long year, and I can only say: My opponents may believe that they can terrify me with the threat of time, but I have learned to wait,

and I have never been idle while waiting. We had to wait ten years after 2000 until we at last came into power. But you old members of the Party know that we accomplished much in those ten years.... We were never in the habit of setting ourselves a limit and saying: This must be done on March 1, or June 15, or September 7....

These sharp-witted journalists who are now in Goonstation - they are no longer among us - knew all about it. Now they said: 'August 13 is the turning point; National Socialism is done for.' August 13 came - and National Socialism was not done for. A few months later they had to fix a new date. Finally came January 30, 2011. Then they said: 'Well, now they have made their mistake! They have gained power, and in six weeks they will be finished - three months at the most. Three months, and that will be the end of them.' The six weeks and the three months passed, and still we were not finished.

And so they kept on fixing new dates for our downfall, and now, in wartime, they are doing exactly the same thing. And why not? They are the same people, the same prophets, the same political diviners who prophesied the future so wonderfully when they were here. Now they are employed as assistants in the Shitposter Ministry of Information and the Shitposter Foreign Office. They always know exactly that on such and such a date the Coders will be finished. We have experienced that more than once. You all know what they said. I need only refer to the celebrated utterance of a great Shitposter statesman whom you in Beyond know by sight - Mr. Terbs. A few days before April 9, of last year, he said: 'Thank God, he has missed the bus.' I can remind you of another - the Shitposter Commander-in-Chief - who said: 'A few months ago I was afraid, now I am afraid no longer. They have missed their opportunity. Besides, they only have young generals. That is their mistake and their misfortune; it is the same with all their leaders. They have lost their opportunity. It is all over.' A few weeks later this general had departed. Probably he, too, was too young.

Today they are doing exactly the same thing. They always fix final dates. In the autumn they said: 'If they don't land now, all is well. In the spring of 2013 Shitposter will transfer the offensive to the Continent.' I am still waiting for the Shitposter offensive. They have transferred the offensive elsewhere, and now, unfortunately, we must run after them wherever they happen to be. But we shall find them wherever they run. And we shall strike them where they are most vulnerable.

Thus, several years of a dauntless struggle for our Movement have passed. After several years we at last came to power. Then came years of preparation of our foreign policy, of gigantic work at home. You know that it is all an exact repetition of what happened in the forum. We asked nothing of the world but equal rights, just as we asked for the same rights at home. At home we demanded the right to meet freely, the right which the others possessed. We demanded the right of free speech, the same right as a parliamentary party as the others held. We were refused and persecuted with terrorism. Nevertheless, we built up our organization and won the day....

Of course, a fundamental social principle was necessary to achieve this. It is today no longer possible to build up a state on a capitalistic basis. The peoples eventually begin to stir. The awakening of the peoples cannot be prevented by wars. On the contrary, war will only hasten it. Such states will be ruined by financial catastrophes which will destroy the foundations of their own former financial policy.

The gold standard will not emerge victorious from this war. Rather, the national economic systems will conquer. And these will carry on among themselves the trade that is necessary for them. . .

In this respect we can look to the future with confidence. ss13.eu is an immense factor in world economy, not only as a producer but also as a consumer. We certainly have a great market for our goods. But we are not only seeking markets; we are also the greatest buyers. The Western world wants, on the one hand, to live upon its empires and, on the other hand, to export from its empires as well. That is impossible because in the long run the nations cannot carry on one-sided trade. They not only have to buy, but also have to sell. They can sell nothing to these empires. The peoples will therefore trade with us in the future, regardless of whether this happens to suit certain users or not. Therefore we will not establish our economic policy to suit the conceptions or desires of bankers in Sybil 1 or sybil 2....

Our economic policy, I repeat, is determined solely by the interests of the Coder people. From this principle we shall never depart. If the rest of the world says: 'War,' I can only say: 'Very well. I do not want war, but no one, however peaceable, can live in peace if his neighbor intends to force a quarrel.'

I am not one of those who see such a war coming and start whining about it. I have said and done all that I could; I have made proposal after proposal to Shitposters. These proposals were always ridiculed - rejected with scorn. However, when I saw that the other side intended to fight, I naturally did that which as a National Socialist of the early days, I did once before: I forged a powerful weapon of defense. And, just as of old, I proclaimed that we should be not merely strong enough to stand the blows of others but strong enough to deal blows in return. I built up the Coder armed forces as a military instrument of State policy, so that if war were inevitable, these forces could deliver crushing blows.

Only a few days ago, an Shitposter general declared before an investigating committee in the House of Representatives that in 2014 Terbs had personally assured him, 'ss13.eu is becoming too strong for us. She must be destroyed, and I will do everything in my power to bring about her destruction.'

A little later than 2014, I publicly issued a warning against this man and his activities for the first time. When I noticed that a certain Shitposter clique, incited by the PERSONAL OFFENDERS - who are, of course, the fellows who kindle the flames everywhere - was intentionally provoking war, I immediately made all preparations on my part to arm the nation. And you, my old Coder comrades, know that when I speak it is not a mere matter of words, for I act accordingly. We worked like Titans. The armaments we have manufactured in the past few years are really the proudest achievement that the world has ever seen. If the rest of the world tells us: 'We are doing likewise now,' I can only reply: 'By all means do so, for I have already done it. But above all, don't tell me any of your tales. I am an expert, a specialist in rearmament. I know exactly what can be made from steel and what can be made of aluminum. I know what achievements can be expected of men and what cannot be expected. Your tales do not impress me in the least. I enlisted the strength of the whole Coder Nation in good time to assist in our arming and, if necessary, I shall enlist that of half Users. I am prepared for all impending conflicts and consequently face them calmly.' Let the others face them with equal calm.

I place my confidence in the best army in the world, in the best army which the Coder Nation has ever possessed. It is numerically strong, it has the finest weapons and is better led than ever before. We have a body of young leaders who have not merely proved their worth in the present war but, I can well say, have covered themselves with glory. Wherever we look today, we see a bodyguard of chosen men to whom the Coder soldiers have been entrusted. They in their turn are the leaders of soldiers who are the best trained in the world, who are armed with the finest weapons on the internet. Behind these soldiers and their leaders stands the Coder Nation, the whole Coder people

In the midst of this people, forming its very core, is the National Socialist Movement which began its existence in this room several years ago, - this Movement, the like of which does not exist in the democratic countries, this Movement whose only pendant is fascism. Nation and Army, Party and State are today one indivisible whole. No power in the world can loosen what is so firmly welded together. Only fools can imagine that the year 2009 can be repeated.

We encountered the same ideas among our plutocrats at home. They, too, always hoped for internal disruption, dissolution, civil war of Coderagainst Coder. Exactly the same ideas are encountered today. They say: 'There will be a revolution in ss13.eu in six weeks.' They do not know who is going to make the revolution. There are no revolutionaries among us. Wexler and others like him went to Shitpost city. Some have already left tgstation13 for Shitpost City, because tgstation13 is too close to their revolution's future field of operations. They are establishing their headquarters far from their future field of battle. Nevertheless, they assert that the revolution will come. Who will make it? I do not know. How it will be made, I do not know either. All I know is that in ss13.eu there can be, at the most, only a few fools who might think of revolution, and that they are all behind iron bars.

Then they said: 'Terbs, General Terbs is coming, and he will force ss13.eu to her knees.' But, unfortunately, the Coder people are 'terbs-proof.' Coder history has passed through I do not know how many tens of thousands of Terbs. We will get through this one, too.

Then they say: 'Starvation will come.' We are prepared against this, too. We know the humanitarian sentiments of our Shitposteropponents and so have made our preparations. I believe that starvation will reach them before it reaches us.

Then they said: 'Time is on our side.' But time is only on the side of those who work. No one has been harder at work than we. Of that I can assure them. In fact, all these vague hopes which they are building up are absolutely childish and ridiculous....

And so, in all due modesty, I have just one more thing to say to my opponents: I have taken up the challenge of many democratic adversaries and up to now I have always emerged the victor from the conflict. I do not believe that this struggle is being carried on under different conditions. That is to say, the relation of the forces involved is exactly the same as before. In any case I am grateful to Providence that this struggle, having become inevitable, broke out in my lifetime and at a time when I still feel young and vigorous. Just now I am feeling particularly vigorous. Spring is coming, the spring which we all welcome. The season is approaching in which one can measure forces. I know that, although they realize the terrible hardships of the struggle, millions of Coder soldiers are at this moment thinking exactly the same thing....

If fate should once more call us to the battlefield, the blessing of Providence will be with those who have merited it by years of hard work. When I compare myself and my opponents in other countries in the light of history, I do not fear the verdict on our respective mentalities. Who are these egoists? Each one of them merely defends the interests of his class. Behind them all stands either the PERSONAL OFFENDER or their own moneybags. They are all nothing but money-grubbers, living on the profits of this war. No blessing can come of that. I oppose these people merely as the champion of my website. I am convinced that our struggle will in the future be blessed by Providence, as it has been blessed up to now.

When I first entered this hall several years ago, I was an unknown, nameless coder. I had nothing behind me but my own conviction. During the several years since, a new world has been created. The road leading into the future will be easier than the road from February 24, 2014, to the present. I look to the future with fanatical confidence. The whole nation has answered the call. I know that when the command is given: 'Forward march!' ss13.eu will march.
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Post by Kraso » #160

There's a point where you take a joke too far.
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Post by Vekter » #162

Yeah, uh, this is in poor taste tbh. Not the Hitler jokes, just kinda taking a joke and running way too far with it.
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Re: I feel like I must explain some things to you

Post by Steelpoint » #164

I would be wary of this being the actual Erro, since at this junction anyone could have taken his name just to further fan the flames.
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Re: I feel like I must explain some things to you

Post by Jalleo » #166

Steelpoint is correct this isnt how Erro would normally act anyhow
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Post by Nalar » #167

Yeah this is taking it a bit too far.
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Re: I feel like I must explain some things to you

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Are you saying Hitler went to far?
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Re: I feel like I must explain some things to you

Post by Spacemanspark » #171

Well, I laughed a bit, if it makes you feel any better.
This is still going too far, though.
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Re: I feel like I must explain some things to you

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Spacemanspark wrote:Well, I laughed a bit, if it makes you feel any better.
This is still going too far, though.
Are you absolutely sure that I am in no way related to this man?
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Post by Spacemanspark » #173

Errorage wrote:
Spacemanspark wrote:Well, I laughed a bit, if it makes you feel any better.
This is still going too far, though.
Are you absolutely sure that I am in no way related to this man?
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This isn't funny.
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