[AN0N3] Pasikonik Grasshopper - Permanent Ban

[Pasicocknick]

BYOND KEY: Pasikonik
In-Game Character: Pasikonik Grasshopper

Who banned me: AN0N3
Why and for how long: Permanently for being a Pasicocknick or something like that.
When was I banned: I have no idea, it must have been months ago during summer, I assume.

My side of the story: So I was chilling on Teamspeak and then that guy AN0N3 comes in and we talk and shit. So then we begin talking about SS13, I tell him that I can play on TG13 and he didn't believe me. I told him that I'll go on Sybil and greytide him, and if I manage to take down the whole security force he'll let me be. He agreed to the rules and conditions.
I have done a hussar charge into the brig as a lone assistant called Pasikonik Grasshopper, started pushing one security around over and over again till he pulled out a taser gun. I push him down, taze him and strip him, and then the warden and head of security surrounds me. Those idiots try to take me down, but instead manage to stun eachother because you guys are fucking unrobust. I mercy-kill them to help them go away from all this shame they've experienced, and after making sure that the entire security force was dead or dying, I walked out like the man.
Then that faggot AN0N3 bans me for this reason. I admit, he has an original way of modifying nicknames. Pasicocknick? Could that mean he is obsessed with male genitalia too much? Perhaps I could deliver a bag of dicks or a foot-long dick-shaped lollipop to his house and watch him gag on the sugary goodness?

Why should I be unbanned: I have made a deal with that lying faggot piece of shit and he didn't keep his word. I think that he is a lying kebab motherfucker and I should be unbanned immediately, he probably got mad over the fact that I robusted the shit out of him due to his own idiocy. By the way, he sounds like a total faggot on voice, that's why I hate him.
I demand unbanning or else your house will be visited by unidentified members of Islamic State of Iraq and the Syria. They have machetes and bulletproof shibash', so don't fuck with them.

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[CreationPro]

lol

[peoplearestrange]

I'm mounting this on my wall as we speak.

[Kavaloosh]

write goku on your ass and post it and we'll unban you

[Jacough]

write goku on your ass and post it and we'll unban you

Better yet get a tattoo of Goku kissing Anne Frank on his ass