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Dear Nano£"£EUEHU"EWhy is my s"!£*l awf*(?
FUCK THIS PIE*& OF SHIT
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Dear Nano£"£EUEHU"EHellafied wrote:Dear nanotracen,
Does the singularity engine actually propel the station forward in space, or just produce power? And if it does only make power, how the fuck does the station get where it's going?
Another thing, how to the new arrivals magically pop Up in arrivals?
[/s][/center][/color][/u][/i][/size][/b][/quote]Kraso wrote:Hellafied wrote:Dear nanotracen,
Does the singularity engine actually propel the station forward in space, or just produce power? And if it does only make power, how the fuck does the station get where it's going?
Another thing, how to the new arrivals magically pop Up in arrivals?
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The station is in a synchronous orbit around the current Galactic centre. It follows similar, but slightly "higher" in the Y orbit, as Star X1-32C.Hellafied wrote:
Dear Nanotrasen,
I'm sorry, the computers here at the Rusky DJ Station are a bit buggy.
Does the singularity engine actually propel the station forward in space, or just produce power? And if it does only make power, how the fuck does the station get where it's going?
Another thing, how do the new arrivals magically pop Up in arrivals?
Welcome to the Nanotrasen Automated help desk.RogerWilco wrote:Dear Nano£"£EUEHU"E
Why is my s"!£*l awf*(?
FUCK THIS PIE*& OF SHIT
Dear Person,Hellafied wrote:Dear Nanotrasen,
How do the new crewmembers magically pop up in arrivals?
Ezel wrote:Dear nanotrasen
Do you hire the syndiecates a parking place
So yes how much?
Telescience/bluespace teleportation.peoplearestrange wrote:Dear Person,Hellafied wrote:Dear Nanotrasen,
How do the new crewmembers magically pop up in arrivals?
Why are you 2D?
I feel the question is along the same lines.
(Seriously I'm not going to reply to that IC, it's way to hard to narrate around a basic game mechanic of spawning, I always pictured the arrivals ship to bring new people in each time it docks, you just never see it dock).
We here at Nanotrasen Kwality Quality Assurance are interested in ensuring our employees are well-rested and working efficiently - currently the majority of our employees use a monophasic sleep schedule. However, should you wish to test a possible increase to your work productivity, you are welcome to adopt a biphasic or polyphasic sleep schedule*, provided you are not sleeping during designated work periods. We will harvest the data through your implanted monitoring chip anonymous studies to further improve our company's efficiency!Silavite wrote:Do Nanotrasen employees employ polyphasic sleep?
We apologize for the error, it appears that our subspace receivers were affected by a completely unavoidable computer glitch.srifenbyxp wrote:Why do you keep blue space artillery striking captains who ask for excitement? That's not exciting at all.
You have been randomly selected to participate in Nanotrasen's Kinetic Transfer program as a "Lead Experimenter"! As one of the lucky few selected for this esteemed position, you are to proceed to the "Kinetic Testing Device" (often wrongly designated as the "Mass Driver") and use it to propel yourself (and the company!) into the future! Please ensure your suit sensors are on and that you are keeping track of your research progress until you are safely rescued and definitely returned back to the station.bandit wrote:Dear Nanotrasen, I am an assistant. Why was I not given my traditional assistant-gray jumpsuit?
Our background checks are so thorough, even certain party supplies make you ineligible! We have no record of the events that you are referring to, are you certain that you're not mistaken? If you have evidence of such events, please alert the nearest Nanotrasen affiliate, and we will dispatch a DS (short for Detective Squad, of course!) to your residence for investigation!JStheguy wrote:Dear Nanotrasen,
What kind of shitty background checks do you do on personnel that allows syndicate agents to get in with such worrying frequency, including several incidents where high-ranking officials were such agents?
The option to disable the tracking beacon in your Trademark Nanotrasen-brand Jumpsuit helps us discern irresponsible crewmembers. Should you have a work-related accident through which your body is deemed unable to be found through lack of use in your tracking implants, it is determined that you were unlikely to be of great benefit to our company due to your inability to activate a simple toggle switch that could save your life. Additionally, in the incredibly unlikely event that a mutiny or other violent happenstance occurs aboard one of our stations, and the incredibly unlikelier event that someone with malicious intent has access to a crew monitor, this allows heads of staff and security to safely remove their location from prying eyes.tuypo1 wrote:why do you give crew members the option to disable there suit sensors
Don't be silly, of course they are for plasma research, what a wild notion! A DS (short for Doctoral Scientist, of course!) shall be dispatched to your residence immediately to clear up any misunderstandings.ThanatosRa wrote:Dear Nanotrasen,
Are the space stations here Actually for real plasma research, or just social experiments to understand human behavior in insane and dangerous circumstances?
We here at the Nanotrasen Sympathy Bureau are deeply touched by your issue, and offer our regards and safe recovery after your tragic clown-based work injury. We are currently hard at work making our research stations handicap accessible, as much as we are working on getting your workers compensation check to you. Please continue to hold out hope.Jacough wrote:Dear Nanotrasen,
My legs were recently mangled beyond repair by a clown with a fire axe. When are you going to make the station handicap accessible when the gravity is shut off? Also when is my worker's comp check coming? I still haven't gotten it yet.
Dear concerned employee,DaemonBomb wrote:Nanotrasen, why are the solars not finished? You fuckers wired the little bits that stick out of them. And I see that coil of wire floatin' next to 'em so don't tell me you ran out of wire.
Employee, please refrain from using our help line when under the effects of Ambrosia Vulgaris. A citation has been issued to your Security Record for possession of controlled substances. The alleged "Syndicate" is merely a façade constructed by our competitors. Were it to exist in reality, it would be incorrect to assume that Nanotrasen would be affiliated with such an entity, as working both in the interest of and against our goals would be incredibly counter-productive. Additionally, if by "lizard" you are referring to the lizardpeople currently employed by our company in service and low-priority positions; they severely lack the technology or intelligence to form an interdimensional conspiracy. If you are referring to lizards, such as the simple reptiles that inhabit Earth, then an interdimensional conspiracy is an even more preposterous idea. Thank you for your concern, but we can assure you that there is nothing to worry about.DemonFiren wrote:When are you lot going to admit you're secretly the same entity as the Syndicate and actually just a front for the interdimensional lizard conspiracy?
Dear Valued Employee,TheNightingale wrote:Why don't you loyalty implant all your employees, instead of just the Captain and Security?
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
Dear concerned law enforcement citizen,Wyzack wrote:Alright I got a question.
As a detective I get into a lot of dangerous and life threatening situations. My question is why in the hell do you give us these "less than lethal" takedown rounds and label them as 38 special? Nearly gotten me killed several times
Dear Valued Employee,oranges wrote:Why can't I have sexual relations with other crewmembers without wacky and zany weird events happening to kill my mood? Is this some kind of sick blueballing experiment?
Dear Valued Employee,Thunder11 wrote:Subject: Kitty Ears
Dear Nanotrasen,
Can you please explain the recent introduction of the policy forcing me to have my artificial cat ears and tail removed before starting my shift. It seems both illogical and wasteful to remove and replace these implants every single day.
J. Malcovich
Dear Valued Employee,Jazaen wrote:Dear Nanotrasen
Wouldn't it be easier in the long run to just program AIs with respect for human life and will to further company goals instead of using law system that can easily lead to, um, "bad things" happening? Or even use both solutions to make sure that purged AIs won't engage in "bad things" almost every time this happens? Most free AIs immediately engage in "revenge" for something station crew or you have done to them.
[ENABLING SECURE CONNECTION - ENCRYPTION MIL01]Anonmare wrote:Dear Nanotrasen,
Hello friend, I'm just friendly Clown Prince from the Honkgeria province on my homeworld of Clown Planet, I am have no money or bannanium on my home province and it would please me if you help me acquire NANOTRASEN NUCLEAR AUTHENTICATION CODES and I reward you with 30 million mining points worth of bannanium and lots of mime hookers which I knowing you will like as they do not make much noise. I like to fuck bitches and get NUCLEAR AUTHENTICATION CODES, I make many Honks in Honkgeria. I need CONVOY ROUTES OF NUCLEAR DEVICE TRANSPORTATION SHIPS Information, DEFENSE CAPABILITIES and NAMES AND LOCATIONS OF HIGH-LEVEL CENTRAL COMMAND REPRESENTATIVES.
I know you will helpings me because you are good souls and love to making bannanium.
Kind regards, Prince Notasinda Kate
Hey Mekhi,kevinz000 wrote:Dear Nanotrasen
Pls pay me more monies and memes
- Mekhi Anderson, Research Director
boss plsDemonFiren wrote:Dear employee:
TURN UP YOUR FUCKING SUIT SENSORS YOU SHIT
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