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Check the Suit Sensors for dead bodies (roll for people with suit sensors)Yell for people to retrieve said bodies
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Check the Suit Sensors for dead bodies (roll for people with suit sensors)<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
<Tobba> I stared into BYOND and it farted
[6]YOU BREATH SO QUICKLY IN AND OUT THAT YOU BEGIN TO HYPERVENTILATE. YOU THEN RUSH OFF DOWN THE CORRIDORS CAUSING YOU TO FEEL EXTREMELY LIGHTHEADED AND BUMP INTO SEVERAL WALLS MAKING LITTLE ACTUAL PROGRESS OR DISTANCE.looping wrote:Now that my enemy the cyborg has been defeated, I begin to breathe in and out fluently again.
I then rush off to go find a toolbox.
[5] YOU EAT YOUR BANANA, PEEL IT AND THEN THROW THE PEEL. AMAZINGLY DUE TO THE ORDER OF CONSUMPTION THAT ONLY A CLOWN COULD PULL OFF, THE BANANA OBEY'S CLOWN PHYSICS. THE PEELS THROW FORCE PUSHES YOU BACK TOWARDS THE STATION IN A COMICAL FASHION. AN UNSEEN LAUGHTER TRACK KICKS IN BRIEFLY. YOU ARRIVE BACK AT THE STATION.Kraso wrote: I EAT MY BANANA AND PEEL IT IN THAT ORDER, THEN THROW THE PEEL IN AN ATTEMPT TO BOOST MYSELF BACK INTO THE STATION
[3]YOU TURN ON YOUR INTERNALS. YOU FIRE YOUR ION RIFLE, THE RIFLE JUST ABOUT HAS ENOUGH ENERGY TO STOP YOU MOVING RELATIVE TO THE STATION.JStheguy wrote:Turn on internals.
And then very calmly fire in the opposite direction of the airlock with muh ion rifle.
Also make a separate roll to say a one-liner.
[2]NOT ONLY WAS THE JETPACK NOT O2 IT WAS INSTEAD FILLED WITH PLASMA, AS YOU TURN ON YOUR PINPOINT IT SPARKS (DUE TO SHODDY SYNDICATE WIRING) IGNITING THE PLASMA, LUCKILY YOU ARE IN SPACE AND YOU ARE WEARING A SPACE SUIT. THE JETPACK ROCKETS AWAY OUT OF YOUR HAND SENDING YOU SPIRALLING. YOUR PINPOINTER ARROW FLAILS ABOUT AS IT TRIES TO KEEP UP WITH THE CONSTANTLY CHANGING LOCATION RELATIVE TO IT.Ezel wrote:Got my coworker to bring my a jetpack but it wasnt oxygen
and my oxgen is running out i turn my pinpointer on and follow the disk
[1]NO ONE HAS THEIR SUIT SENSORS ON (what did you expect?) INFACT SOME PEOPLE SEEM TO BE TURNING THEM OFF AS YOU LOOK AT THEM. YOU YELL FOR PEOPLE TO RETRIEVE BODIES BUT WHEN PEOPLE ASK FOR THEIR COORDINATES AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO TELL THEM. YOU "ERRR" OVER THE RADIO LOOKING LIKE A COMPLETE JACKASS AND THEN YELL ABOUT HOW PEOPLE SHOULD TURN ON THEIR SUIT SENSORS. THE WHOLE STATION LAUGHS, EVEN TOM.rosello wrote:Check the Suit Sensors for dead bodies (roll for people with suit sensors)
Yell for people to retrieve said bodies
[2]YOU HAVE NO SOAP, WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH THIS. YOU'RE ALSO ALREADY WEARING YOUR GALOSHES AND YOU SPEND A FEW MINUTES TRYING TO PUT ON THE BOOTS YOU ALREADY HAVE ON, YOU BRAIN HURTS. YOU CLEAN 2 TILES AND THEN YOUR MOP IS DRY.Skorvold wrote:Attempt to finish soaping down medbay, then, equip my galoshes on water mop the escape hallway so it's nice and slippery.
[5]YOU RACE DOWN THE ESCAPE CORRIDOR, CRASHING AT FULL RUNNING SPEED (pre-nerf) INTO THE JANITOR. EVEN HIS GALOSHES ARE NO MATCH FOR YOUR BULK AS YOU TOPPLE HIM OVER HIS SLIPPERY FLOORS WITH EASE. YOU FEEL SATISFIED.LdShade wrote:I try to run into random people at full speed.
[1, genuine roll] YOU FAIL TO UPDATE WHEN YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD. INFACT SOMEONE ELSE TAKES OVER YOUR THREAD COMPLETELY.Miauw wrote:i guess i lied about the lack of updates.
school happened vOv
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
<Tobba> I stared into BYOND and it farted
[5]YOU FINALLY ARRIVE AT CARGO, THE CARGO TECH IS SO IMPRESSED WITH YOUR PADDED LOCKER DRAGGING SKILLS THEY AGREE TO SWAP IT FOR ANYTHING YOU WANT FROM CARGO, ORDERED OR AUTOLATHED.Jalleo wrote: Continue heading to cargo hpoing that I make it
Second roll if I didnt make it same again. If I did roll for what job I am actually meant to be (I realise I never defined my job although technically I could be assistant since literally jump in locker was the first thing I did)
[3] YOU THROW YOUR PINPOINTER, LUCKILY YOU ARE ALREADY STILL RELATIVE TO THE STATION, THE EXTRA MOMENTUM FLINGS YOU BACK TO THE STATION, BUT YOU DID JUST THROW AWAY YOUR PIN POINTER... YOU ARRIVE AT ESCAPEJStheguy wrote:Well fuck, toss pinpointer in an attempt to finally get back to the station.
[4]THERE IS A HUGE PILE OF WEED ON THE COUNTER AT BOTANY, YOU SMASH THE WINDOW AND LIKE A HUNGRY CHILD IN A SWEET SHOP YOU SHOVE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN IN YOUR MOUTH. YOU ARE HIGH AS FUCK.looping wrote:Seeing as i've made little progress out of the escape area, I rush into Botany to devour any grown weed.
If there is no weed, I will make my new job to make it somehow.
[3]YOU ENTER ESCAPE AND SLIP (WET FLOOR) YOU TAKE MINOR DAMAGE (ADDED TO YOUR SUFFOCATION DAMAGE) YOU ARE INJURED. YOU GET UP AND WALK TOWARDS EVA, AFTER REQUESTING IT TO BE OPENED BY THE AI YOU TAKE THE EVA SUIT. YOU THEN HEAD TOWARDS THE ARMORY.(That'll be enough for one role, you can role again for the armory).Kraso wrote:TIME TO LOOT EVA AND THEN THE ARMORY.
[6]AS YOU SPIRAL THROUGH SPACE YOU HOLD YOUR RIGHT LEG OUT, FROM THE OUTSIDE IT LOOKS AS IF YOUR DOING AN INCREDIBLE, CONSTANT, ROUNDHOUSE KICK (Chuck Norris would be proud son). YOU MAKE CONTACT WITH THE SPACE STATION HULL, DUE TO YOUR VELOCITY AND SUPERIOR ARMOUR AND CHUCK NORRIS STYLE ROUNDHOUSE YOU TEAR THROUGH THE HULL, BREACHING ESCAPE FURTHER, FLYING DOWN THE CORRIDOR LIKE A COMET AND THE BREACH THROUGH BOTH THE BRIDGE AND THEN OUT THE OTHER SIDE ALL THE WAY TO ARRIVALS WHERE ONCE AGAIN YOU ARE IN SPACE.Ezel wrote:Chuck norris my way trough the way to the station
[2]WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS, THE JANITOR DOESN'T HAVE ANY SOAP ON THEM.LdShade wrote:Eat the janitors soap.
[1]YOU ARRIVE AT TOXINS, YOU MOVE THE CANISTERS IN PLACE, BUT FORGET TO WRENCH THE HOSE ON. YOU SET THE PRESSURE TO MAX AND THEN OPEN THE VALVE. PLASMA RAPIDLY FILLS THE WHOLE OF TOXINS. YOU BEGIN TO CHOKE ON THE FOUL "GAS".FreakyM wrote:Scientist, Toxins.
Arrive late, oblivious to Nuke Ops situation. Proceed to my Lair of Hellfire and begin crafting the biggest goddamn bombs the world has ever seen.
[3]YOU MEET THE CLOWN IN THE NORTH CORRIDOR HEADING TOWARDS THE BRIG. YOU SCAN HIM WITH YOUR MEDISCAN AND BEGIN TO APPLY BRUISE PACKS. YOU ONLY MANAGE TO PARTIALLY HEAL HIM BEFORE HE WORDLESSLY RUNS ON TOWARDS THE BRIG.rosello wrote:Go find the clown, he seems to be in trouble.
[5]YOU STAND UP, AND STARE DOWN THE ASSISTANT. YOUR JANITOR SENSE TINGLES WITH PRIDE AS SOMEWHERE A CLOWN SLIPS ON YOUR WET FLOOR. YOU SMILE A CREEPY JANITOR SMILE AS YOU FILL YOUR BUCKET UP AT THE SINK. THE WET MOP GLISTENS IN THE FLORESCENT LIGHT OF THE STATION. WITH NINJA SPEED YOU FINISH THE MEDBAY AND HEAD TOWARDS THE BAR WHICH YOU FINISH IN RECORD TIME. THE BARMAN CALLS YOU OVER AND HANDS YOU A BEER FOR ACTUALLY CLEANING THE BAR FOR ONCE.Skorvold wrote:Get up off the floor, refill bucket from the medbay sink, shove the mop into the bucket to wet it. Continue my quest for clean by mopping in a random direction.
[4]THE AI HEARS YOUR REQUEST AND INFORMS THE RD. THE RD, STILL NOT TRUSTING COLLECTS YOU PERSONALLY DRAGGING YOU TO ROBOTICS.peoplearestrange wrote:Request, over binary channel, for the AI to unbolt me.
[6]YOU MAKE A POST, APOLOGISE AND GIVEN THAT YOU STARTED THE THREAD WAIT TO BE ACCEPTED. UNFORTUNATELY YOUR POST BECOMES PART OF THE NARRATIVE. IN FACT THIS TEXT IS DESCRIBING WHAT YOUR POST WAS WHICH THEN IN TURN DESCRIBES IT SELF, WHICH THEN DESCRIBES ITSELF, WHICH THEN DESCRIBES ITSELF, WHICH THEN DESCRIBES ITSELF, WHICH THEN DESCRIBES ITSELF, WHICH THEN DESCRIBES ITSELF, WHICH THEN DESCRIBES ITSELF... .. .... ...Miauw wrote:MAKE POST IN THREAD APOLOGIZING FOR MY INAQUADACY
I.. I...peoplearestrange wrote:[6]AS YOU SPIRAL THROUGH SPACE YOU HOLD YOUR RIGHT LEG OUT, FROM THE OUTSIDE IT LOOKS AS IF YOUR DOING AN INCREDIBLE, CONSTANT, ROUNDHOUSE KICK (Chuck Norris would be proud son). YOU MAKE CONTACT WITH THE SPACE STATION HULL, DUE TO YOUR VELOCITY AND SUPERIOR ARMOUR AND CHUCK NORRIS STYLE ROUNDHOUSE YOU TEAR THROUGH THE HULL, BREACHING ESCAPE FURTHER, FLYING DOWN THE CORRIDOR LIKE A COMET AND THE BREACH THROUGH BOTH THE BRIDGE AND THEN OUT THE OTHER SIDE ALL THE WAY TO ARRIVALS WHERE ONCE AGAIN YOU ARE IN SPACE.Ezel wrote:Chuck norris my way trough the way to the station
[-6]YOUR MIND BURSTS INTO FLAMES AT THE SIGHT OF THE EVENTS UNFOLDING IN THIS GAME, GG NO RE.Cipher3 wrote:I.. I...peoplearestrange wrote:[6]AS YOU SPIRAL THROUGH SPACE YOU HOLD YOUR RIGHT LEG OUT, FROM THE OUTSIDE IT LOOKS AS IF YOUR DOING AN INCREDIBLE, CONSTANT, ROUNDHOUSE KICK (Chuck Norris would be proud son). YOU MAKE CONTACT WITH THE SPACE STATION HULL, DUE TO YOUR VELOCITY AND SUPERIOR ARMOUR AND CHUCK NORRIS STYLE ROUNDHOUSE YOU TEAR THROUGH THE HULL, BREACHING ESCAPE FURTHER, FLYING DOWN THE CORRIDOR LIKE A COMET AND THE BREACH THROUGH BOTH THE BRIDGE AND THEN OUT THE OTHER SIDE ALL THE WAY TO ARRIVALS WHERE ONCE AGAIN YOU ARE IN SPACE.Ezel wrote:Chuck norris my way trough the way to the station
Well 6 is an over shoot, and this is a pretty literal over shoot. Haha.JStheguy wrote:[-6]YOUR MIND BURSTS INTO FLAMES AT THE SIGHT OF THE EVENTS UNFOLDING IN THIS GAME, GG NO RE.Cipher3 wrote:I.. I...peoplearestrange wrote:[6]AS YOU SPIRAL THROUGH SPACE YOU HOLD YOUR RIGHT LEG OUT, FROM THE OUTSIDE IT LOOKS AS IF YOUR DOING AN INCREDIBLE, CONSTANT, ROUNDHOUSE KICK (Chuck Norris would be proud son). YOU MAKE CONTACT WITH THE SPACE STATION HULL, DUE TO YOUR VELOCITY AND SUPERIOR ARMOUR AND CHUCK NORRIS STYLE ROUNDHOUSE YOU TEAR THROUGH THE HULL, BREACHING ESCAPE FURTHER, FLYING DOWN THE CORRIDOR LIKE A COMET AND THE BREACH THROUGH BOTH THE BRIDGE AND THEN OUT THE OTHER SIDE ALL THE WAY TO ARRIVALS WHERE ONCE AGAIN YOU ARE IN SPACE.Ezel wrote:Chuck norris my way trough the way to the station
Aight, now that i'm high as fuck i'm gunna take down those syndicates with the power of love, I rush to hug the nearest thing in red to death.peoplearestrange wrote:[4]THERE IS A HUGE PILE OF WEED ON THE COUNTER AT BOTANY, YOU SMASH THE WINDOW AND LIKE A HUNGRY CHILD IN A SWEET SHOP YOU SHOVE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN IN YOUR MOUTH. YOU ARE HIGH AS FUCK.
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
<Tobba> I stared into BYOND and it farted
[5] YOU APPROACH THE BRIG AND THE WARDEN STORMS PAST YOU, WITHOUT HESITATION YOU RUN INTO THE BRIG THEN THE WARDENS OFFICE BEFORE THE DOORS CAN CLOSE, YOU ASK THE AI TO OPEN THE ARMORY DOORS. IT MUST BE DISTRACTED AS THE WINDOOR SLIDES OPEN. YOU FILL YOUR BACK-PACK WITH 1 LASER RIFLE, 1 E-GUN, 1 TASER AND EQUIP A RIOT SHOTGUN. ITS TIME TO BE THE CLOWN THE STATION NEEDS BUT REALLY DOESN'T WANT.Kraso wrote:LOOT THE ARMORY AND SEARCH FOR THE SYNDIE SHUTTLE
[1] THE REMAINING FLOOR IN ESCAPE GLISTENS IN THE LIGHT, YOU COMPLETELY FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE WHOLE FLOOR IS WET AND SLIPPERY AS HELL. YOU TAKE ONE STEP AND IMMEDIATELY SLIP ALONG THE FLOOR, LANDING SMACK ON YOUR BACK YOUR GUN FIRES AS YOU LAND AND FLIES OUT YOUR HAND. A RANDOM ASSISTANT LOOKS AT YOU AND THEN POINTS AT THE WETFLOOR SIGN THAT THE JANITOR HAS LEFT. HUMILIATION.JStheguy wrote:Attempt to meet up with Vektor, shooting scrubs as I go.
[1]YOU RUSH A TOMATO PLANT AND SQUEEZE IT TIGHT, A TOMATO BURSTS OVER YOU COVERING YOU IN ITS STICKY INNARDS. A NEARBY KILLER TOMATO GROWLS...looping wrote:Aight, now that i'm high as fuck i'm gunna take down those syndicates with the power of love, I rush to hug the nearest thing in red to death.
[5] YOU EQUIP YOUR INTERNALS AND SWITCH THEM ON. DESPITE THE PLASMA LEAK CREATING AN INCREDIBLE HAZARD YOU MAKE A PERFECT TRANSFER BOMB. YOU HAVE FEELING THAT IT PUSHES THE BOMB CAP TO THE LIMITS. YOU EVEN HAVE TIME TO DRAW A LITTLE DECAL ON THE SITE OF A SYDICATE MEMBER BEING VAPORISED BY AN EXPLOSION. YOU FEEL PROUD.FreakyM wrote:Shrug, grab internals from my backpack and carry on with bombmaking. Only this time I won't light my customary cigarette while doing so.
[1] WHAT SOAP!?!? SERIOUSLY THERE IS NO SOAP, FUCK KNOWS WHERE IT IS, BUT YOU OR THE JANITOR DO NOT HAVE IT. YOU MOVE YOUR EMPTY CUFFED HANDS CLOSE TO THE JANITORS MOUTH, THE JANITOR GLARES AT YOU. BEING THE JANITOR HIS GAZE PIERCES YOUR VERY SOUL. YOU FEEL COLD AND EMPTY.LdShade wrote:Make the janitor eat his soap.
[4]YOU TUNE YOUR PERSONAL TELEPORTER INTO THE DERELICTS TELEPORTER. LUCKILY IT IS SET FOR THE MAIN STATION, THERE ISN'T A BEACON IN TELECOMMS. YOU TELEPORT TO THE TELEPORTER BELOW THE CAPTAINS ROOM. THE ROOM IS EMPTY SAVE FOR THE EQUIPMENT AND THE AI HASN'T NOTICED YOU.Ezel wrote:Hoping that the teleporter at derelict is on and set telecomms
[5] YOU MAKE A PR TO REMOVE THE SOAP FROM THE JANITORS CUPABOARD, THE PR IS ACCEPTED BY MISTAKE AND REMOVED. SO THAT'S WHERE THE SOAP WENT!Miauw wrote:EAT THE JANITOR'S SOAP
[1] YOU MIME A LONG AND COMPLICATED ROUTINE, IT LOOKS PRETTY AMAZING AS FAR AS MIMES GO. UNFORTUNATELY THE CARGONIAN HATES MIME AS AN ART FORM. HIS FACE TWISTS INTO A CONFUSED SCRUNCH. "Stop! Stop! I have no fucking idea what your doing! I just want the locker!"HE YELLS IN FRUSTRATION. YOU CONTINUE TO MIME. THE CARGO TECH RUMMAGES FOR SOMETHING UNDER HIS DESK, LOOKING DESPERATE TO END THIS HORRIBLE DISPLAY. HE OPENS THE WINDOOR AND RELEASES A FIRE-EXTINGUISHERS LOAD ALL OVER YOU ENGULFING YOU IN COLD WHITE CO2. "FUCKING STOP ALREADY!" THEY YELL.Jalleo wrote:Try to communicate non-verbally with cargo to trade my lavish closet for something interesting that they have.
[2] YOU FOLLOW THE CLOWN TO THE BRIG BUT THE AIRLOCK CLOSES IN FRONT OF YOU AS THE CLOWN SLIPS IN UNNOTICED. THE BEST INSULT YOU CAN THINK OF IS TO CALL THEM A CLOWN, WHICH THEY ARE, ITS NOT REALLY THAT INSULTING. YOU ARE LEFT BANGING ON THE AIRTIGHT/SOUND PROOF AIRLOCK. YOU GIVE UP, SIGH, POCKET YOUR HYPOSPRAY AND START TO WALK AWAY.rosello wrote:Yell obscenities at the clown while trying to heal him with my hypospray.
[1]YOU RUN TOWARDS THE OTHER TOMATO, SLIPPING ON THE REMNANTS OF THE PREVIOUS TOM-DEATH. THE KILLER TOMATO JUMPS YOU AND BEGINS TO BITE YOUR LEGS. YOU TAKE BRUTE DAMAGE BRINGING YOU DOWN TO 50% HEALTH.looping wrote:I'm going to hug the innards out of that other tomato, mano el mango.
[3]YOU DRAW SOME PRETTY LOOKING RUNES AROUND YOU AND BEGIN TO PRAY TO THE JANI-GOD. THOUGH THE ADMINS ARE DISTRACTED WITH AHELPS, SO WILL PROBABLY GET ROUND TO ANSWERING YOUR PRAYER NEXT TURN.Skorvold wrote:Get crayons from art storage, draw numerous runes in a circle around myself and attempt to will myself a soap into existence using ancient janitorial magic.
[4]YOU CAREFULLY STAND UP AND CALL TO THE ASSISTANT "Catch". YOU THROW A BLOCK OF C4 AND THE ASSISTANT DUMBLY OBLIGES AND CATCHES THE C4. HE EXPLODES REAL GOOD. BITS FLY EVERYWHERE. YOU SMILE.JStheguy wrote:Kill that motherfucking assistant to death.
[5]YOU REQUEST THE COLLECTABLE HAT BOX. THE CARGO TECH APPROVES THE ORDER WITHOUT LOOKING UNTIL THEY NOTICE ALL THEIR SUPPLY POINTS HAVE GONE. "You Mother fucker..." THE CARGO TECH SWEARS AT YOU WHILST YOU STUFF YOURSELF INTO THE CLOSET. THE CARGO TECH LOOKS INCREDIBLY ANGRY.Jalleo wrote:I go to the cargo request console and request the most hilarious and expensive possible piece of equipment that every mime needs then move the closet to cargo bay entrance for the cargo tech to take
[5] YOU SET THE C4 ON THE MAINTENANCE HATCH AND STAND BACK. THE EXPLOSION KNOCKS THE CAPTAIN OUT AND THROWS HIM TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM, SMASHING THROUGH THE LASERS DISPLAY CASE. YOU TAKE THE LASER AND TAKE THE SOAP NANO SOAP. AS YOU LEAVE THE ROOM YOU SAY TO THE CAPTAIN "Here, this place is a mess" AND YOU THROW A BAR OF SYNDI SOAP AT HIM.Ezel wrote:I break into the captains bedroom with my c4 and start looking for his lazer gun if not
i break in his bathroom and change his nano soap with syndie soap
[1]YOU RUN TO ESCAPE TO MEET UP WITH Vekter WHO HAS DAT FUKKEN DISK. YOU ASK TO SEE IT AND WHEN HE GOES TO SHOW YOU IT YOU TRY TO GRAB IT. UNFORTUNATLY THEY'RE JUST AS STRONG AND YOU WRESTLE OVER THE DISK. Vekter KICKS YOU IN THE CROTCH AND YOU RELEASE YOUR GRIP ON THE DISK AND DOUBLE OVER IN PAIN.HONKING.Kraso wrote:all in all, for the namesake:
GET DAT FUKKEN DISK
[1]THE MIME IS ALREADY IN THE CLOSET BY THE TIME YOU REACH TO HYPOSPRAY THEM. YOU PUSH THE HYPROSPRAY AGAINST THE CUBOARD ANYWAY AND THE METAL SURFACE REJECTS THE MEDICATION LIKE A CLOWN ASKING THE HOP FOR ALL ACCESS.rosello wrote:Stumble across the mime, attempt to hypospray them as they seem to be freezing.
[4]YOU MAKE A PR REQUEST FOR THE SOAP. ITS PRETTY MUCH INSTANTLY MERGED WITH MANY COMMENTS SUCH AS "Why the fuck was it removed anyway?" EXCEPT FOR PAPRIKA WHO SHOUTS AT EVERYONE CALLING THEM A SOAP SUPREMACIST.LdShade wrote:Make a PR request to re-implement the soap.
[6]AS YOU MARCH FROM ARRIVALS TOWARDS THE BRIG YOU PASS SEVERAL SCENES THAT YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE STOPPED AND HELPED. YOUR SO FIXATED ON GETTING TO THE BRIG YOU MISS THE FACT THAT THE WARDEN IS RUNNING OUT OF THE BRIG AND PAST YOU. YOU WAIT AND THE EMPTY ARMORY. LUCKILY A TASER AND SOME FLASHBANGS HAVE BEEN LEFT BEHIND.jmorg65 wrote:Join as Sec. Hear racket over coms about syndicate ops. proceed to brig to pester the warden for guns.
[3]YOU UNZIP YOUR PENIS TO REVEAL A BANANA. MOST ON LOOKERS ARE AS CONFUSED AS YOU ARE.Kavaloosh wrote:*unzips penis*
[5]YOUR DEEP SECURITY VOICE IS TO ASSERTIVE FOR KAVALOOSH TO RESIST. HE INSTANTLY GRABS HIS ZIPPER AND ZIPS UP HIS PANTS, CATCHING HIS BANANA IN THE PROCESS. HE WINCES FOR SOME REASON.specyalic wrote:*waves stunbaton* zip those pants scum
Time to attempt to destroy and consume the tomato.peoplearestrange wrote:[1]YOU RUN TOWARDS THE OTHER TOMATO, SLIPPING ON THE REMNANTS OF THE PREVIOUS TOM-DEATH. THE KILLER TOMATO JUMPS YOU AND BEGINS TO BITE YOUR LEGS. YOU TAKE BRUTE DAMAGE BRINGING YOU DOWN TO 50% HEALTH.looping wrote:I'm going to hug the innards out of that other tomato, mano el mango.
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