If all the admins gained powers based on their username, and had to fight in a battle royale...

[Addust]

Bottom post of the previous page:

I am the one.

And I am stoned.

Bow before me.

you are an extremely drugged male cat.
the drugs mean you spin aggressively and druggedly but can barely control your muscles. oh and your claws are always extended

[Addust]

https://youtu.be/9sEI1AUFJKw
*wobbles and makes people high*

you are an edible, slightly drugged blob that expands rapidly with each kill but slowly weakens when attacked

[Armhulen]

armhulen stands no chance for obvious reasons

bazelart is an attack helicopter and would fare well

tralezab is a wildcard

[wesoda25]

That's 25 wesodas, I think I would do pretty well.

[Addust]

That's 25 wesodas, I think I would do pretty well.

you are a xenomorph-esque hivemind of 25 animate soda cans with guns for balance reasons.
you are quite weak but have power in numbers.

[BorisvcBorison]

fuck.

[nianjiilical]

good fucking luck

[Rohen_Tahir]

i remember discussing this with you in ooc yesterday, personally i think oranges would win IF we are going by their ckey and where ever else they're called optimumtact. my reasoning is simple
optimum = "most conducive to a favourable outcome; best."
tact = "skill and sensitivity in dealing with others or with difficult issues."

so, oranges would have the most favourable outcome while dealing with others or with issues, meaning he would win 101% of the time.

also cedarbride vs tribeofbeavers lol
how would a bridge made out of wood fare against a tribe of beavers

But mothblocks can mothblockify.
Optimumtact vs mothblocks ≈ Neo vs Agent Smith.

[Jonathan Gupta]

Optimumtact vs mothblocks ≈ Neo vs Agent Smith.

are you calling fucking oranges neo?

[oranges]

I'm definitely agent smith.

[Jonathan Gupta]

I'm definitely agent smith.

keeping ss13 players from reaching the full potential.