YOU ARE A CREW MEMBER/NUKE OP
IT IS YOUR JOB TO GET DAT FUKKEN DISK.
SIGN UP WITH YOUR USERNAME AND JOB IN BOLD.
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
<Tobba> I stared into BYOND and it farted
kieth4 wrote: infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.
kieth4 wrote: infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
<Tobba> I stared into BYOND and it farted
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
The armoured cap fell to the floor, blood pooling around it slowly. The body of the station's Head of Security, lying lifeless on the plating, was darkened by the shadow of a single figure: a hardsuit, blood-red and midnight black in traditional Gorlex colours. A single playing card fell onto the body - the Queen of Spades - before a gunshot rang out, muffled slightly by--"Scones wrote:WHERE THE HOS AT
If you don't destroy me and a few operatives with hellfoam and cause the disk to respawn somewhere that prompts a mad dash to victory I will be VERY DISAPPOINTEDShaps wrote:PHOEBE LOTSU, CMO EXTRAORDINAIRE, SIGNING UP FOR DUTY
Oh please, I'm sure I'll be too busy yelling at the chemists to stop making meth and do their fucking jobs to make hellfoamScones wrote:If you don't destroy me and a few operatives with hellfoam and cause the disk to respawn somewhere that prompts a mad dash to victory I will be VERY DISAPPOINTEDShaps wrote:PHOEBE LOTSU, CMO EXTRAORDINAIRE, SIGNING UP FOR DUTY
Joke's on you, I'll have already shown up and started yelling at them for taking forever to cough up some acid for R&D.Shaps wrote:Oh please, I'm sure I'll be too busy yelling at the chemists to stop making meth and do their fucking jobs to make hellfoamScones wrote:If you don't destroy me and a few operatives with hellfoam and cause the disk to respawn somewhere that prompts a mad dash to victory I will be VERY DISAPPOINTEDShaps wrote:PHOEBE LOTSU, CMO EXTRAORDINAIRE, SIGNING UP FOR DUTY
WHERE THE HOS WHERE THE HOS WHERE THE HOS ATScones wrote:WHERE THE HOS AT
dezzmont wrote:I am one of sawrge's alt accounts
dezzmont wrote:sawrge has it right.
Connor wrote:miggles is correct though
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
<Tobba> I stared into BYOND and it farted
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
<Tobba> I stared into BYOND and it farted
original fanart by TheWiznard http://i.imgur.com/TTd3AFt.jpgTheWiznard wrote:jmad you read a book out loud to no one for two hours
kieth4 wrote: infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
CATS DONT KNOW, WHAT ITS GONNA BEmiggles wrote:WHERE THE HOS WHERE THE HOS WHERE THE HOS AT
HAD AN ASSISTANT IN THE CUT WHERE THE WOOD AT
OH THEM ASSISTANTS ACTIN UP? WHERE THE SEC AT
YOU BETTER BUST THAT IF YOU GON PULL THAT
STOP VIOLATING LAW TWOpeoplearestrange wrote:Don't think a lot of people have played this b4. You state your job and action, then OP roles a D6 (iirc) and the RNGods decide if your fate is: 1= Critical failure, 2-5 ranging from standard fail to success, 6=overshoot.
JOB: Engieborg
ACTION: Build a protective wall around the AI's mainframe using RCD.
Skutter states: Law 2: The station and its equipment is expensive to replace.Scones wrote:STOP VIOLATING LAW TWOpeoplearestrange wrote:Don't think a lot of people have played this b4. You state your job and action, then OP roles a D6 (iirc) and the RNGods decide if your fate is: 1= Critical failure, 2-5 ranging from standard fail to success, 6=overshoot.
JOB: Engieborg
ACTION: Build a protective wall around the AI's mainframe using RCD.
kieth4 wrote: infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.
[2] YOU SHOCK YOURSELF ON THE EVA GRILLE. OW.Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Steal a spacesuit and hover in a locker outside the SW solars
YOU SEE AN ASSISTANT CONVULSING ON THE FLOOR AND CHARGE.Wyzack wrote:Noticing an EVA locker has been tossed on his camera feed, Sam heads down to EVA to scope out the scene. Some grey fibers are caught on a part of the airlock. He carefully lifts them into an evidence bag and seals it. He then scans the airlock revealing a set of fingerprints. Theft of an EVA softsuit is a fairly harmless crime, but it is always helpful to have something on the greyshirts, lest you need to coerce them in to giving you a hand from time to time. Satisfied with his handiwork, Sam lights another cigarettte and heads to the bar for a well earned glass of Uncle Git's Special Reserve.
[4] YOU OPEN YOUR DISPLAY CASE AND THE ALARMS GO OFF. YOU PUT THE DISK IN YOUR INTERNALS BOX.Scones wrote:I BREAK OPEN MY DISPLAY CASE AT SHIFT START BECAUSE I NEED MY POWERGAMER GUN AND SHOVE THE DISK IN MY INTERNALS BOX LIKE A RESPONSIBLE CAPTAIN
[4] YOU DO SOME RESEARCHShadowDimentio wrote:Action: Start doing R&D, don't get arrested by shitcurity for no reason.
[2] YOU ACCIDENTALLY MIX POTASSIUM AND WATER AND KNOCK YOURSELF TO THE FLOOR.iamgoofball wrote:Action: Make 20 hellfoam grenades for perfectly valid medical situations. A few clf3 phlog black powder foam mixes, some f-acid clf3 foam mixes, and some toxic foam on the side for those special cases.
Make some calomel syringes and mix up some meth pills for when I GottaGoFast. Tell the doctors to fuck off and to go order meds from cargo or some shit.
[1] YOU ACCIDENTALLY THROW YOURSELF INTO A SLIME PEN. GOOD JOB.Vekter wrote:Job: Research Director
Action: I start breeding a small army of slimes.
TheNightingale wrote:Action: Cadence slammed her fist on the table that passed for the Syndicate forward base's bar, frowning and taking off her headset.
peoplearestrange wrote: JOB: Engieborg
ACTION: Build a protective wall around the AI's mainframe using RCD.
Incomptinence wrote:Job: Disk
Action: Flex my cyberguns.
Drynwyn wrote:Job: Firmware, the AI.
Action: Commend Engieborg for fortifying core. Then, start trying to kill pun-pun via doorcrushing.
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
<Tobba> I stared into BYOND and it farted
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
<Tobba> I stared into BYOND and it farted
I moved it to Roleplay, because that what it is.Miauw wrote:>tfw moderator conspiracy moved this topic so it isn't seen
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
Scones wrote:AN AI WHO DOES NOT EXIST
Drynwyn wrote:Job: Firmware, the AI.
Action: Commend Engieborg for fortifying core. Then, start trying to kill pun-pun via doorcrushing.
oh how the fuck did i miss thatDemonFiren wrote:Scones wrote:AN AI WHO DOES NOT EXISTDrynwyn wrote:Job: Firmware, the AI.
Action: Commend Engieborg for fortifying core. Then, start trying to kill pun-pun via doorcrushing.
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