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Action: Scream at the Miners with the intensity of a thousand suns to stop being fucking incompetent and bring me some goddamn candy so I can start upgrading this shithole.GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Wow I just got completely ignored, it's like being the real CMO! I go to medbay to make sure things are going alright and call goofball a dumbfuck and to get back to work making actual meds, then go to my office to suit upShaps wrote:What the fuck is this why am I listed under silicons, who the fuck is responsible for this?? Anyway, I go stop by Cargo to get lots of large beakers, maybe they won't be SHIT and will actually help me
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Cadence still couldn't think of a plan - and apparently neither could the other operative. She walked over to the reading room for inspiration - 'Nuclear Disk and You - Operatives 101' is good for that - and, suddenly, inspiration appeared. The card of a pAI lay on the table, beeping softly.
She picked it up, and looked at the available personalities:
"PHOENIX.PORTABLE"
Action: DOWNLOAD
She picked it up, and looked at the available personalities:
"PHOENIX.PORTABLE"
Action: DOWNLOAD
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
lol tomorrow is easter so i wont be able to do shit and then i'll be somewhere without access to proper typing devices until friday so have an update now.
[6] YOU MAKE A BEAKER OF ADMINORDRAZANE.
Message from admins
How did you make that?
why is nobody posting actions ;-;7
[1] YOU BOLT THE DOORS OPEN.peoplearestrange wrote: JOB: Engiebord
ACTION: Bolt the doors that I've just built.
[5] YOU FIND THE BAR BROKEN INTO AND THE BOOZE VENDOR HACKED. YOU ARE NOW COMPLETELY HAMMERED.Wyzack wrote:JERB: Detective
ACTION: Scowl a bunch, nod knowingly at the greyshirt that we will never speak of this to anyone, and stalk off to acquire some sweet healing whiskey.
[3] THE AI ASKS WHY YOU NEED THE GUN IN THE FIRST PLACEScones wrote: SHOUT LOUDLY FOR THE AI TO OPEN THIS SHIT AND GO PUT ON MY GLOVES BEFORE MAKING A STUPID ANNOUNCEMENT
[1] YOU SCREAM YOUR VOCAL CORDS OUT. YOU CAN NO LONGER SPEAK.ShadowDimentio wrote:Action: Scream at the Miners with the intensity of a thousand suns to stop being fucking incompetent and bring me some goddamn candy so I can start upgrading this shithole.
bold your action you nerd :VShaps wrote:Wow I just got completely ignored, it's like being the real CMO! I go to medbay to make sure things are going alright and call goofball a dumbfuck and to get back to work making actual meds, then go to my office to suit upShaps wrote:What the fuck is this why am I listed under silicons, who the fuck is responsible for this?? Anyway, I go stop by Cargo to get lots of large beakers, maybe they won't be SHIT and will actually help me
[6] YOU MAKE A BEAKER OF ADMINORDRAZANE.
Message from admins
How did you make that?
[5] YOU DOWNLOAD THE PAI.TheNightingale wrote:Cadence still couldn't think of a plan - and apparently neither could the other operative. She walked over to the reading room for inspiration - 'Nuclear Disk and You - Operatives 101' is good for that - and, suddenly, inspiration appeared. The card of a pAI lay on the table, beeping softly.
She picked it up, and looked at the available personalities:
"PHOENIX.PORTABLE"
Action: DOWNLOAD
Spoiler:
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
<Tobba> I stared into BYOND and it farted
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Action: Realize my greater purpose of being a mime. Take out my PDA and write to the AI that I need to enter the Theater to gear up. Also, pray to the Great Silence that I have transcended my mortal form and have realized them as the one and only true gods.
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Action: Load the basic communications software package plus security and medical scanners. Hope not to misclick and accidentally get the op a doorjack.
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Action: Open the theater and captain's office. Then, use the CMO desk to make an announcement that the captain is 90% latex.
In game, I play the A.I Firmware, the French cyborg C.U.R.I.E, Aubrie Allen, and the lizard scum Skulks-Through-Maintenance.
- Wyzack
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Action:prowl the hallways in my elevated state looking for crime, clues, and people to scowl at. Monologue to self when necessary
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
certified good poster
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Did you mean: Stumble around drunk bumping into every wall on this station at least twice?Wyzack wrote:Action:prowl the hallways in my elevated state looking for crime, clues, and people to scowl at. Monologue to self when necessary
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Action: Make 20 hellfoam grenades for perfectly valid medical situations. A few clf3 phlog black powder foam mixes, some f-acid clf3 foam mixes, and some toxic foam on the side for those special cases.
Make some calomel syringes and mix up some meth pills for when I GottaGoFast. Tell the doctors to fuck off and to go order meds from cargo or some shit.
Take 2. When you get knocked down, get back up again, that water+potass is never gonna keep you down
Make some calomel syringes and mix up some meth pills for when I GottaGoFast. Tell the doctors to fuck off and to go order meds from cargo or some shit.
Take 2. When you get knocked down, get back up again, that water+potass is never gonna keep you down
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Detectives do not metabolise whiskey the same way regular beings do. It knits together their wounds and puts them in a state of heightened perception, ready to chop a handgun out of a crook's hand at a moments notice or scowl around and find clues with alarming skillDemonFiren wrote:Did you mean: Stumble around drunk bumping into every wall on this station at least twice?Wyzack wrote:Action:prowl the hallways in my elevated state looking for crime, clues, and people to scowl at. Monologue to self when necessary
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
certified good poster
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
nuh uh, Russians receive similar benefits, but from vodka rather than whiskey
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
certified good poster
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
certified good poster
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Jorb: Disku
Start making my moves on that sexy emergency oxygen tank right in front of her emergency mask boyfriend.
Start making my moves on that sexy emergency oxygen tank right in front of her emergency mask boyfriend.
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
ACTION: BATON THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF GOOF AND TELL HIM TO GET BACK TO DOING USEFUL SHIT, THEN TELL THE ADMIN MY CHARACTER LEARNED HOW TO MAKE THAT SHIT IN SPACE NAM
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Von Krossenheim 'Forcewaldo'
Mime/Scientist/Chemist
NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT THE MASK ON.
Mime/Scientist/Chemist
NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT THE MASK ON.
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
JOB: Fluke OP extraordinaire
ACTION: Realize I'm late for the nuke planning and proceed to make a cool entrance into the outpost via pod ramming into the opposite side of the planning table. Jump out the front via front flip for extra style points.
Literally no way this can go wrong.
ACTION: Realize I'm late for the nuke planning and proceed to make a cool entrance into the outpost via pod ramming into the opposite side of the planning table. Jump out the front via front flip for extra style points.
Literally no way this can go wrong.
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- Scones
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
WELL THE JOKE IS ON THE AI BECAUSE WHEN I MADE IT CORPORATE, I GAVE IT AN EXTRA LAW SAYING QUESTIONING THE CAPTAIN IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE ACTION POSSIBLE
ACKSHEN: WAIT FOR THE GARBAGE COMPUTER TO UNBOLT MY OFFICE AND TAKE MY PINPOINTER BECAUSE I'LL NEED TO HAND THAT OFF
ACKSHEN: WAIT FOR THE GARBAGE COMPUTER TO UNBOLT MY OFFICE AND TAKE MY PINPOINTER BECAUSE I'LL NEED TO HAND THAT OFF
plplplplp WOOOOooo hahahhaha
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- Location: We're all going on an, admin holiday
Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Job: assistant:
Throw officer into door to open, steal spacesuit, hover by solars
Throw officer into door to open, steal spacesuit, hover by solars
kieth4 wrote: infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Job: Cadence Meme, Operative operating operationally
Action: Cadence stared at the newcomer's dynamic entrance, raising an eyebrow. Slamming her hand on the table again - that poor table - she suggested a stealth-based course of action, the details of which are not covered here. Her plan involved plastic surgery, several briefcases of cash, a maintenance autocloner and a syndicate minibomb. Cadence stood up, walked over to the table, and tried to demonstrate using an empty pizza box as a briefcase and a pinpointer for a minibomb.
Operative (hurr) word, 'tried'.
Action: Cadence stared at the newcomer's dynamic entrance, raising an eyebrow. Slamming her hand on the table again - that poor table - she suggested a stealth-based course of action, the details of which are not covered here. Her plan involved plastic surgery, several briefcases of cash, a maintenance autocloner and a syndicate minibomb. Cadence stood up, walked over to the table, and tried to demonstrate using an empty pizza box as a briefcase and a pinpointer for a minibomb.
Operative (hurr) word, 'tried'.
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Yeah where the fuck is the GM at?
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
certified good poster
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
See:Wyzack wrote:Yeah where the fuck is the GM at?
Miauw wrote:lol tomorrow is easter so i wont be able to do shit and then i'll be somewhere without access to proper typing devices until friday so have an update now.
plplplplp WOOOOooo hahahhaha
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Laaaaaaaaaaaame
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
certified good poster
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
certified good poster
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Well, it IS Friday.
Or Saturday...is it Saturday already?
Or Saturday...is it Saturday already?
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
whoops sorry
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
<Tobba> I stared into BYOND and it farted
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
[3] THE AI OPENS THE DOOR, AND IT CLOSES BEHIND YOU.ShadowDimentio wrote:Action: Realize my greater purpose of being a mime. Take out my PDA and write to the AI that I need to enter the Theater to gear up. Also, pray to the Great Silence that I have transcended my mortal form and have realized them as the one and only true gods.
[4] YOU ARE SILENT.
[4] OK.DemonFiren wrote:Action: Load the basic communications software package plus security and medical scanners. Hope not to misclick and accidentally get the op a doorjack.
[3] YEAH ALRIGHT. THREES ARE SO BORING.Drynwyn wrote:Action: Open the theater and captain's office. Then, use the CMO desk to make an announcement that the captain is 90% latex.
[2] YOU ENTER EVA TO LOOK FOR CLUES, BUT THE DOOR CLOSES BEHIND YOU AND YOU HAVE NO ACCESS.Wyzack wrote:Action:prowl the hallways in my elevated state looking for crime, clues, and people to scowl at. Monologue to self when necessary
YOU VIGOROUSLY EXAMINE THE BROKEN WINDOW. OW.
[4] YOU MAKE SOME GRENADES THAT EXPLODE.iamgoofball wrote:Action: Make 20 hellfoam grenades for perfectly valid medical situations. A few clf3 phlog black powder foam mixes, some f-acid clf3 foam mixes, and some toxic foam on the side for those special cases.
Make some calomel syringes and mix up some meth pills for when I GottaGoFast. Tell the doctors to fuck off and to go order meds from cargo or some shit.
Take 2. When you get knocked down, get back up again, that water+potass is never gonna keep you down
[1] THE EMERGENCY OXYGEN TANK SCREAMS, AND THE BULKY MASK CLOSES IN ON YOU.Incomptinence wrote:Jorb: Disku
Start making my moves on that sexy emergency oxygen tank right in front of her emergency mask boyfriend.
[2] GOOF DISARMS YOU AND STEALS YOUR BATONShaps wrote:ACTION: BATON THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF GOOF AND TELL HIM TO GET BACK TO DOING USEFUL SHIT, THEN TELL THE ADMIN MY CHARACTER LEARNED HOW TO MAKE THAT SHIT IN SPACE NAM
[5] THE ADMINS BUY IT.
[6] EVERYBODY CARES. YOU ARE COVERED IN PEOPLE AND ARE STUCK.MrBrownFullFrown wrote:Von Krossenheim 'Forcewaldo'
Mime/Scientist/Chemist
NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT THE MASK ON.
[6] YOU FLY THROUGH THE WALL, JUMPING OUT WHILE IT GOES. THE POD HITS THE ORDERING CONSOLE AND EXPLODES. GOOD JOB.MMMiracles wrote:JOB: Fluke OP extraordinaire
ACTION: Realize I'm late for the nuke planning and proceed to make a cool entrance into the outpost via pod ramming into the opposite side of the planning table. Jump out the front via front flip for extra style points.
Literally no way this can go wrong.
[6] THE PINPOINTER IS NOW IN YOUR CHEST CAVITY. WHAT.Scones wrote:WELL THE JOKE IS ON THE AI BECAUSE WHEN I MADE IT CORPORATE, I GAVE IT AN EXTRA LAW SAYING QUESTIONING THE CAPTAIN IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE ACTION POSSIBLE
ACKSHEN: WAIT FOR THE GARBAGE COMPUTER TO UNBOLT MY OFFICE AND TAKE MY PINPOINTER BECAUSE I'LL NEED TO HAND THAT OFF
[1] THE OFFICER HARMBATONS YOU. YOU ARE NOW IN THE BRIG.Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Job: assistant:
Throw officer into door to open, steal spacesuit, hover by solars
[3] EVERYBODY AGREES THAT THE DISK COULD VERY WELL BE HIDDEN IN A PIZZA BOX.TheNightingale wrote:Job: Cadence Meme, Operative operating operationally
Action: Cadence stared at the newcomer's dynamic entrance, raising an eyebrow. Slamming her hand on the table again - that poor table - she suggested a stealth-based course of action, the details of which are not covered here. Her plan involved plastic surgery, several briefcases of cash, a maintenance autocloner and a syndicate minibomb. Cadence stood up, walked over to the table, and tried to demonstrate using an empty pizza box as a briefcase and a pinpointer for a minibomb.
Operative (hurr) word, 'tried'.
Spoiler:
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
<Tobba> I stared into BYOND and it farted
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
That is a frightening amount of crits.
Also,
JOB: pAI
ACTION: Suggest to the nuke-ops that, should they strike a special deal with Syndicate Command and potentially sacrifice some TCs, I may be able to obtain abilities beyond the common pAI.
Also,
JOB: pAI
ACTION: Suggest to the nuke-ops that, should they strike a special deal with Syndicate Command and potentially sacrifice some TCs, I may be able to obtain abilities beyond the common pAI.
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Job: Suffering
Action: Help the engineers set up the engine by configuring the SMES. EDIT: Tell borg over binary to leave my core once they finish so I can bolt and depower my airlocks.
Action: Help the engineers set up the engine by configuring the SMES. EDIT: Tell borg over binary to leave my core once they finish so I can bolt and depower my airlocks.
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In game, I play the A.I Firmware, the French cyborg C.U.R.I.E, Aubrie Allen, and the lizard scum Skulks-Through-Maintenance.
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
JOB: Engiebork
ACTION(or INACTION): Manually build walls using metal sheets in the open airlocks
PT2: Ask the AI over binary what to do next?
ACTION(or INACTION): Manually build walls using metal sheets in the open airlocks
PT2: Ask the AI over binary what to do next?
Whatever
Spoiler:
- Shaps-cloud
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
JOB: CMO
ACTION: FIRST, I TAKE STOCK OF THE SITUATION
MY CHEMIST HAS A SHITLOAD OF HELLNADES AND NOW JUST TOOK MY PRIDE AND JOY, MY BATON
I IMMEDIATELY PANIC AND SHOUT OUT OVER COMMAND RADIO THAT GOOF IS A REV AND ABOUT TO KILL ME, AND THEN I TRY TO MIX FLASH POWDER (WITHOUT STABILIZING AGENT, I NEED THAT FLASH NOW)
ACTION: FIRST, I TAKE STOCK OF THE SITUATION
MY CHEMIST HAS A SHITLOAD OF HELLNADES AND NOW JUST TOOK MY PRIDE AND JOY, MY BATON
I IMMEDIATELY PANIC AND SHOUT OUT OVER COMMAND RADIO THAT GOOF IS A REV AND ABOUT TO KILL ME, AND THEN I TRY TO MIX FLASH POWDER (WITHOUT STABILIZING AGENT, I NEED THAT FLASH NOW)
- Scones
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- Location: cooler than thou
Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
JOB: I MAY WELL BE CALLED CAPTAIN, BUT THE TITLE BRINGS WITH IT ALL THE PRESTIGE AND RESPONSIBILITY OF SOME KIND OF MANCHILD KINDERGARTEN TEACHER
ACTION: REALIZE THAT I AM NOW OUR ONLY HOPE IN REGARDS TO THE DISK STAYING SAFE. SIT ON THE BRIDGE IN THE /COMMAND CHAIR/
Captain's Announcement
"crew we may have meme men on board according to this nice piece of paper so please stay safe and do not think we'll be gettin dat disk because el pinpointer has become lodged in the space between my sternum and lungs"
ACTION: REALIZE THAT I AM NOW OUR ONLY HOPE IN REGARDS TO THE DISK STAYING SAFE. SIT ON THE BRIDGE IN THE /COMMAND CHAIR/
Captain's Announcement
"crew we may have meme men on board according to this nice piece of paper so please stay safe and do not think we'll be gettin dat disk because el pinpointer has become lodged in the space between my sternum and lungs"
plplplplp WOOOOooo hahahhaha
- iamgoofball
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- Byond Username: Iamgoofball
- Github Username: Iamgoofball
Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Job: Chemist
Action: Hand back baton and say "Dude what the fuck man, I was gonna make meds after the grenades."
Action: Hand back baton and say "Dude what the fuck man, I was gonna make meds after the grenades."
- Wyzack
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Job: Detective
Action: Light a cigarette, call for the AI to let me out god dammit and scan the broken window from a distance with my handy scanner
Action: Light a cigarette, call for the AI to let me out god dammit and scan the broken window from a distance with my handy scanner
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
certified good poster
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
[4] YOU SUGGEST THIS.DemonFiren wrote:That is a frightening amount of crits.
Also,
JOB: pAI
ACTION: Suggest to the nuke-ops that, should they strike a special deal with Syndicate Command and potentially sacrifice some TCs, I may be able to obtain abilities beyond the common pAI.
[1] YOUR INCOMPETENCY CAUSES THE SMES UNIT TO EXPLODE. GOOD FUCKING JOB.Drynwyn wrote:Job: Suffering
Action: Help the engineers set up the engine by configuring the SMES. EDIT: Tell borg over binary to leave my core once they finish so I can bolt and depower my airlocks.
[2] SOMEBODY LEFT AN AIRLOCK OPEN, SPACE WIND BLOWS THE GIRDERS AWAY EVERY TIME YOU TRY TO BUILD WALLS.peoplearestrange wrote:JOB: Engiebork
ACTION(or INACTION): Manually build walls using metal sheets in the open airlocks
PT2: Ask the AI over binary what to do next?
[4] GOOF IS BLINDED AND DROPS HIS GRENADES.Shaps wrote:JOB: CMO
ACTION: FIRST, I TAKE STOCK OF THE SITUATION
MY CHEMIST HAS A SHITLOAD OF HELLNADES AND NOW JUST TOOK MY PRIDE AND JOY, MY BATON
I IMMEDIATELY PANIC AND SHOUT OUT OVER COMMAND RADIO THAT GOOF IS A REV AND ABOUT TO KILL ME, AND THEN I TRY TO MIX FLASH POWDER (WITHOUT STABILIZING AGENT, I NEED THAT FLASH NOW)
[1] THE COMMAND CHAIR BREAKS UNDER YOUR FAT ASS. THE SHOCKWAVE KNOCKS OUT POWER IN THE BRIDGE.Scones wrote:JOB: I MAY WELL BE CALLED CAPTAIN, BUT THE TITLE BRINGS WITH IT ALL THE PRESTIGE AND RESPONSIBILITY OF SOME KIND OF MANCHILD KINDERGARTEN TEACHER
ACTION: REALIZE THAT I AM NOW OUR ONLY HOPE IN REGARDS TO THE DISK STAYING SAFE. SIT ON THE BRIDGE IN THE /COMMAND CHAIR/
Captain's Announcement
"crew we may have meme men on board according to this nice piece of paper so please stay safe and do not think we'll be gettin dat disk because el pinpointer has become lodged in the space between my sternum and lungs"
[2] YOU ROLLED A TWO BUT THE BATON IS ALREADY ON THE FLOOR AND SHIT IDK MANiamgoofball wrote:Job: Chemist
Action: Hand back baton and say "Dude what the fuck man, I was gonna make meds after the grenades."
[2] THE LIGHTER ISN'T WORKING PROPERLY.Wyzack wrote:Job: Detective
Action: Light a cigarette, call for the AI to let me out god dammit and scan the broken window from a distance with my handy scanner
[5] YOU FIND INCRIMINATING PRINTS OF EVERYBODY ON THE STATION.
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
<Tobba> I stared into BYOND and it farted
- Wyzack
- Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:32 pm
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Job: Detective
This is huge. A break-in conspiracy to rob EVA orchestrated by the entire station, possibly to sell the goods to the syndicate high command
ACTION: Throw shit at the exposed grill until it breaks, dive through the opening and flee to maintenance where i can plan my retaliation against these syndicate collaborator scum
This is huge. A break-in conspiracy to rob EVA orchestrated by the entire station, possibly to sell the goods to the syndicate high command
ACTION: Throw shit at the exposed grill until it breaks, dive through the opening and flee to maintenance where i can plan my retaliation against these syndicate collaborator scum
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
certified good poster
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
certified good poster
- Scones
- Joined: Mon Nov 10, 2014 2:46 am
- Byond Username: Scones
- Location: cooler than thou
Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
JOB: I'M THE CAPTAIN
ACTION: GOOD THING THERE IS A CROWBAR IN THAT RED TOOLBOX ON THE BRIDGE. LET MYSELF OUT AND GO UP TO THE BRIG
ACTION: GOOD THING THERE IS A CROWBAR IN THAT RED TOOLBOX ON THE BRIDGE. LET MYSELF OUT AND GO UP TO THE BRIG
plplplplp WOOOOooo hahahhaha
- Drynwyn
- Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:09 pm
- Byond Username: Drynwyn
Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
JOB: DOORKNOB
ACTION: BLAME SMES EXPLOSION ON SHADOWLINGS
ACTION: BLAME SMES EXPLOSION ON SHADOWLINGS
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In game, I play the A.I Firmware, the French cyborg C.U.R.I.E, Aubrie Allen, and the lizard scum Skulks-Through-Maintenance.
- DemonFiren
- Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
- Byond Username: DemonFiren
Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Job: pAI
Action: Pray to the adminbus that they support the TC-for-cool-shit exchange so I can get my robust on.
Action: Pray to the adminbus that they support the TC-for-cool-shit exchange so I can get my robust on.
- Shaps-cloud
- Code Maintainer
- Joined: Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:25 am
- Byond Username: Shaps
Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Job: CMO
Action: I LAY ON THE GROUND AFTER HAVING FLASHED MYSELF AND GOOF, FEELING SATISFIED. I THEN GET UP, WORDLESSLY PAT GOOF ON THE SHOULDER REASSURINGLY AND LEAVE TO WALK AROUND THE STATION LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HELP
Action: I LAY ON THE GROUND AFTER HAVING FLASHED MYSELF AND GOOF, FEELING SATISFIED. I THEN GET UP, WORDLESSLY PAT GOOF ON THE SHOULDER REASSURINGLY AND LEAVE TO WALK AROUND THE STATION LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HELP
- peoplearestrange
- Joined: Tue Apr 22, 2014 12:02 pm
- Byond Username: Peoplearestrange
- Location: UK
Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Job: Engiebadborg
Action: *buzz in frustration. Ask the AI what to do next.
Action: *buzz in frustration. Ask the AI what to do next.
Whatever
Spoiler:
- Ezel
- Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:48 pm
- Byond Username: Improvedname
- Location: A place where locations are mini-signatures
Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Job:Assistent
As a greytide i seek a toolbelt metal tools and a battery in tool storage
As a greytide i seek a toolbelt metal tools and a battery in tool storage
The future is horrible!
- DemonFiren
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- Byond Username: DemonFiren
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- Byond Username: Miauw62
Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
fukc
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
<Tobba> I stared into BYOND and it farted
- Thunder11
- In-Game Admin
- Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:55 pm
- Byond Username: Thunder12345
- Github Username: Thunder12345
- Location: Scotland, UK
Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Thunder12345 - Security Officer
Action: Step off of arrivals shuttle and attempt to reach the brig safely
Action: Step off of arrivals shuttle and attempt to reach the brig safely
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- DemonFiren
- Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
- Byond Username: DemonFiren
Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
I think you mean the arrivals shuttle.
- Thunder11
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- Byond Username: Thunder12345
- Github Username: Thunder12345
- Location: Scotland, UK
Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Pfft yeah, I did
Spoiler:
- Shaps-cloud
- Code Maintainer
- Joined: Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:25 am
- Byond Username: Shaps
Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
Game already ded
- Thunder11
- In-Game Admin
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- Byond Username: Thunder12345
- Github Username: Thunder12345
- Location: Scotland, UK
Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK 2: ELEKTRIK DISKALOO
[3]Wyzack wrote:Job: Detective
This is huge. A break-in conspiracy to rob EVA orchestrated by the entire station, possibly to sell the goods to the syndicate high command
ACTION: Throw shit at the exposed grill until it breaks, dive through the opening and flee to maintenance where i can plan my retaliation against these syndicate collaborator scum
You hide in maintenance and begin to plot your revenge
[1]Scones wrote:JOB: I'M THE CAPTAIN
ACTION: GOOD THING THERE IS A CROWBAR IN THAT RED TOOLBOX ON THE BRIDGE. LET MYSELF OUT AND GO UP TO THE BRIG
You drop the crowbar on your foot, breaking both it and your foot. Your stubbed toe urges you to call the shuttle.
[2]Drynwyn wrote:JOB: DOORKNOB
ACTION: BLAME SMES EXPLOSION ON SHADOWLINGS
The crew don't believe you and a few people begin to call you rogue
[3]DemonFiren wrote:Job: pAI
Action: Pray to the adminbus that they support the TC-for-cool-shit exchange so I can get my robust on.
The Gods do not deign to intervene at this time, however, they refrain from smiting you
[3]Shaps wrote:Job: CMO
Action: I LAY ON THE GROUND AFTER HAVING FLASHED MYSELF AND GOOF, FEELING SATISFIED. I THEN GET UP, WORDLESSLY PAT GOOF ON THE SHOULDER REASSURINGLY AND LEAVE TO WALK AROUND THE STATION LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HELP
You cannot find anyone to help
[1]peoplearestrange wrote:Job: Engiebadborg
Action: *buzz in frustration. Ask the AI what to do next.
You can't get the AI to respond. People blame you for the SMES explosion, and call you rogue
[4]Ezel wrote:Job:Assistent
As a greytide i seek a toolbelt metal tools and a battery in tool storage
You find a full toolbelt, a battery and a stack of metal
[-1]Thunder11 wrote:Thunder12345 - Security Officer
Action: Step off of arrivals shuttle and attempt to reach the brig safely
I take a wrong turning and walk out the airlock. I am dead.
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