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[3]Wyzack wrote:Job: Detective
This is huge. A break-in conspiracy to rob EVA orchestrated by the entire station, possibly to sell the goods to the syndicate high command
ACTION: Throw shit at the exposed grill until it breaks, dive through the opening and flee to maintenance where i can plan my retaliation against these syndicate collaborator scum
You hide in maintenance and begin to plot your revenge
[1]Scones wrote:JOB: I'M THE CAPTAIN
ACTION: GOOD THING THERE IS A CROWBAR IN THAT RED TOOLBOX ON THE BRIDGE. LET MYSELF OUT AND GO UP TO THE BRIG
You drop the crowbar on your foot, breaking both it and your foot. Your stubbed toe urges you to call the shuttle.
[2]Drynwyn wrote:JOB: DOORKNOB
ACTION: BLAME SMES EXPLOSION ON SHADOWLINGS
The crew don't believe you and a few people begin to call you rogue
[3]DemonFiren wrote:Job: pAI
Action: Pray to the adminbus that they support the TC-for-cool-shit exchange so I can get my robust on.
The Gods do not deign to intervene at this time, however, they refrain from smiting you
[3]Shaps wrote:Job: CMO
Action: I LAY ON THE GROUND AFTER HAVING FLASHED MYSELF AND GOOF, FEELING SATISFIED. I THEN GET UP, WORDLESSLY PAT GOOF ON THE SHOULDER REASSURINGLY AND LEAVE TO WALK AROUND THE STATION LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HELP
You cannot find anyone to help
[1]peoplearestrange wrote:Job: Engiebadborg
Action: *buzz in frustration. Ask the AI what to do next.
You can't get the AI to respond. People blame you for the SMES explosion, and call you rogue
[4]Ezel wrote:Job:Assistent
As a greytide i seek a toolbelt metal tools and a battery in tool storage
You find a full toolbelt, a battery and a stack of metal
[-1]Thunder11 wrote:Thunder12345 - Security Officer
Action: Step off of arrivals shuttle and attempt to reach the brig safely
I take a wrong turning and walk out the airlock. I am dead.