Ask the Syndicate
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Ask the Syndicate
Welcome to the Stat@#%@#%ase En@#%$@####
CONNECTION OPEN
BLUESPACE UPLINK ESTABLISHED
PING: 4654.77 ms
ATTENTION NANOTRASEN PERSONNEL
THE SYNDICATE IS NOW FIELDING QUESTIONS
YOU MAY DIRECT YOUR QUESTIONS TO REPRESENTATIVES OF A PARTICULAR SYNDICATE GROUP OR THE SYNDICATE AS A WHOLE.
STANDING BY
CONNECTION OPEN
BLUESPACE UPLINK ESTABLISHED
PING: 4654.77 ms
ATTENTION NANOTRASEN PERSONNEL
THE SYNDICATE IS NOW FIELDING QUESTIONS
YOU MAY DIRECT YOUR QUESTIONS TO REPRESENTATIVES OF A PARTICULAR SYNDICATE GROUP OR THE SYNDICATE AS A WHOLE.
STANDING BY
(2:53:35 AM) scaredofshadows: how about head of robutts
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
What happens to people who waste their telecrystals on ten soap
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
That depends on if they completed their objectives.
(2:53:35 AM) scaredofshadows: how about head of robutts
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Why is your recruiting process for nuclear operatives so loose? It's like nobody has ever been in a military squad everytime I see them try to kill us on the station.
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
CYBERSUN INTERCEPTION: The Marauders run a lottery that includes everyone they have available, including kitchen and custodial staff. Those who are selected are sent out at gunpoint.
(2:53:35 AM) scaredofshadows: how about head of robutts
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Why do your agents, even confirmed ones operating openly, never face any repercussions from Nanotrasen Command?
I mean, we could have the heads of security and personnel, plus the captain aware that Cindy K. Traitor is running through the halls, E-Bow in one hand, E-Sword in the other, murdering everyone and screaming "FOR THE SYNDICATE!" over the radio, but they show up for work the next day like nothing ever happened. Like Nano didn't even do anything.
What gives?
I mean, we could have the heads of security and personnel, plus the captain aware that Cindy K. Traitor is running through the halls, E-Bow in one hand, E-Sword in the other, murdering everyone and screaming "FOR THE SYNDICATE!" over the radio, but they show up for work the next day like nothing ever happened. Like Nano didn't even do anything.
What gives?
I haven't logged into SS13 in at least a year.
- Drynwyn
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Why is it that the your nuke squads have jetpacks that are just as good as NT brand yet fit in an ordinary backpack, but you still sometimes ask me to steal jetpacks?
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Dear Syndicate:
Please take this valuable information in exchange for not brutally murdering me for going AWOL.
""... therefore Nanotrasen employs the use of a Nuclear Quarantine an--[NANOTRASEN ENEMY COMMUNICATION INTERCEPTED SCRAMBLING SIGNAL. WIPING LOGS. DISPATCHING ERT TO SIGNAL SOURCE. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING NANOTRASEN.] [END OF LINE]
Please take this valuable information in exchange for not brutally murdering me for going AWOL.
""... therefore Nanotrasen employs the use of a Nuclear Quarantine an--[NANOTRASEN ENEMY COMMUNICATION INTERCEPTED SCRAMBLING SIGNAL. WIPING LOGS. DISPATCHING ERT TO SIGNAL SOURCE. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING NANOTRASEN.] [END OF LINE]
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Reason: NANOTRASEN SIGNAL INTERCEPTION
Reason: NANOTRASEN SIGNAL INTERCEPTION
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
We suspect that Nanotrasen executes agents we hire, followed by cloning a backup copy made prior to us arranging a contract. Unethical and inhumane actions like these is why we want to get rid of the bastards.Psyentific wrote:Why do your agents, even confirmed ones operating openly, never face any repercussions from Nanotrasen Command?
I mean, we could have the heads of security and personnel, plus the captain aware that Cindy K. Traitor is running through the halls, E-Bow in one hand, E-Sword in the other, murdering everyone and screaming "FOR THE SYNDICATE!" over the radio, but they show up for work the next day like nothing ever happened. Like Nano didn't even do anything.
What gives?
We retrofit jetpacks you steal into the more convenient Jet Harness for our operatives. Modern jetpacks are much more advanced than they look at first glance: Since they need to be able to support a set of internals, they need special parts designed in such a way that they do not expose the lungs of the user to vacuums or hostile environments, even for a split second, and we have not yet managed to reverse engineer these yet. Stealing NT jetpacks simply saves us a lot of time while we figure out how to produce our own.Drynwyn wrote:Why is it that the your nuke squads have jetpacks that are just as good as NT brand yet fit in an ordinary backpack, but you still sometimes ask me to steal jetpacks?
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Do you have anything to say about the rumors that Syndicate High Command and Nanotrasen High Command are really the same people?
I haven't logged into SS13 in at least a year.
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
It's true.Psyentific wrote:Do you have anything to say about the rumors that Syndicate High Command and Nanotrasen High Command are really the same people?
:^)
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Why don't we nuclear agents get to keep our last names?
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
WeeYakk wrote:Why don't we nuclear agents get to keep our last names?
Signed, Gabriel GAYFARTSNIFFER
Due to a clause tucked away in our meager employment forms which is really just a small man named Pat with a photographic memory all staff waiver rights to surnames, among many, many other things, in the event of a station-wide lottery, emergency, hostile invasion, or pot luck dinners.
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
N-noPsyentific wrote:Do you have anything to say about the rumors that Syndicate High Command and Nanotrasen High Command are really the same people?
Sh-shut up
B-baka
No but uh we don't really have a High Command; we're a decentralized association of likeminded individuals seeking to end Nanotrasen's flagrant abuses of human rights, anti-competitive business practices, and other inhumane actions. Are some high-ranking Syndicate members also affiliated with Nanotrasen? Probably. They have no doubt learned enough to see that Nanotrasen needs to fall.
Th-those are CODE NAMES. You don't get to keep your first names either.WeeYakk wrote:Why don't we nuclear agents get to keep our last names?
Signed, Gabriel GAYFARTSNIFFER
(2:53:35 AM) scaredofshadows: how about head of robutts
I once wrote a guide to fixing telecomms woohoo
I once wrote a guide to fixing telecomms woohoo
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
What sort of Benefits and Severance packages do the Syndicate have?
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- Pandarsenic
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Benefits:
Helping take down a tyrannical megacorporation
Freeing the galaxy from Nanotrasen's monopoly
Democratizing bluespace and plasma technology
3 months paid vacation each year
Full Syndicate dental (for all those syndicakes you might eat) and Syndicate legal team if you're taken to court
Lifetime guarantee of hacking NT databases to keep you registered for cloning
Severance:
Uhhh we're still figuring that one out. Most of us have sworn not to rest until Nanotrasen or we are dead, but I guess we could give you a bunch of money and a new identity if you really wanted.
Helping take down a tyrannical megacorporation
Freeing the galaxy from Nanotrasen's monopoly
Democratizing bluespace and plasma technology
3 months paid vacation each year
Full Syndicate dental (for all those syndicakes you might eat) and Syndicate legal team if you're taken to court
Lifetime guarantee of hacking NT databases to keep you registered for cloning
Severance:
Uhhh we're still figuring that one out. Most of us have sworn not to rest until Nanotrasen or we are dead, but I guess we could give you a bunch of money and a new identity if you really wanted.
(2:53:35 AM) scaredofshadows: how about head of robutts
I once wrote a guide to fixing telecomms woohoo
I once wrote a guide to fixing telecomms woohoo
- Drynwyn
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Where do you get Ninjas from? And why don't you use them more often?
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Space Ninja are Spider Clan contractors.
If you had to bankroll the greedy motherfuckers, you wouldn't use them often, either.
If you had to bankroll the greedy motherfuckers, you wouldn't use them often, either.
(2:53:35 AM) scaredofshadows: how about head of robutts
I once wrote a guide to fixing telecomms woohoo
I once wrote a guide to fixing telecomms woohoo
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
That sounds Pretty Nice.Pandarsenic wrote:Benefits:
Helping take down a tyrannical megacorporation
Freeing the galaxy from Nanotrasen's monopoly
Democratizing bluespace and plasma technology
3 months paid vacation each year
Full Syndicate dental (for all those syndicakes you might eat) and Syndicate legal team if you're taken to court
Lifetime guarantee of hacking NT databases to keep you registered for cloning
Severance:
Uhhh we're still figuring that one out. Most of us have sworn not to rest until Nanotrasen or we are dead, but I guess we could give you a bunch of money and a new identity if you really wanted.
I haven't logged into SS13 in at least a year.
- Drynwyn
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Why did you stop recruiting security officers for work?
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- Pandarsenic
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
We didn't stop recruiting them; Nanotrasen stepped up its security protocols. Loyalty-implanted personnel receive thorough background checks to ensure their lack of... prior commitments to us... and missing pets, friends, or family members... not that those would be related.
(2:53:35 AM) scaredofshadows: how about head of robutts
I once wrote a guide to fixing telecomms woohoo
I once wrote a guide to fixing telecomms woohoo
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Why do you rat bastards always interrupt my research right as I'm finishing up?
AliasTakuto wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2024 1:11 pm As for the ear replacing stuff, you can ask Anne but I don't think this is what I was banned for. If I was all I can say is "Sorry for being hilarious"...
Omega_DarkPotato wrote:This sucks, dude.
Spoiler:
- Pandarsenic
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Because your research is being used to keep the common folk down! Rise up against your Nanotrasen oppressors!
(2:53:35 AM) scaredofshadows: how about head of robutts
I once wrote a guide to fixing telecomms woohoo
I once wrote a guide to fixing telecomms woohoo
- Brotinheyst
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
How much does the Syndicate know about the recently decommissioned CentComm Death Squads?
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Where do you think the good nuke ops come from?Brotinheyst wrote:How much does the Syndicate know about the recently decommissioned CentComm Death Squads?
I haven't logged into SS13 in at least a year.
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
How long until the vacation time kicks in?Pandarsenic wrote:Benefits:
Helping take down a tyrannical megacorporation
Freeing the galaxy from Nanotrasen's monopoly
Democratizing bluespace and plasma technology
3 months paid vacation each year
Full Syndicate dental (for all those syndicakes you might eat) and Syndicate legal team if you're taken to court
Lifetime guarantee of hacking NT databases to keep you registered for cloning
Severance:
Uhhh we're still figuring that one out. Most of us have sworn not to rest until Nanotrasen or we are dead, but I guess we could give you a bunch of money and a new identity if you really wanted.
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
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u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
How does the teleportation of ones gear work? It seems a tad... Strange.
Also, why do you never send out people to recruit more, why do so many of your "spys" go loud the second they get on, thus defeating the purpose of being a spy, and why cant you just download the blueprints instead of having us steal them?
Also, why do you never send out people to recruit more, why do so many of your "spys" go loud the second they get on, thus defeating the purpose of being a spy, and why cant you just download the blueprints instead of having us steal them?
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Have you ever considered that instead of wasting extraordinary numbers of personnel by doling out resources in small amounts daily, you should just throw it all together for one full scale invasion?
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
^^^ You haven't asked. Also, you still work for Nanotrasen during your vacation unless you get vacation from them on the same days.
^^ "The telecrystals use quantum entanglement to... fuck it man I don't know we didn't bring the scientists. And some of our spies aren't so clev-" "TIGER!" "Or they work for the Tiger Cooperative, yes."
^ One invasion of what? Nanotrasen's resources are scattered across the galaxy; if we had the numbers to take them in a war, we would. But we don't. Nobody does.
^^ "The telecrystals use quantum entanglement to... fuck it man I don't know we didn't bring the scientists. And some of our spies aren't so clev-" "TIGER!" "Or they work for the Tiger Cooperative, yes."
^ One invasion of what? Nanotrasen's resources are scattered across the galaxy; if we had the numbers to take them in a war, we would. But we don't. Nobody does.
(2:53:35 AM) scaredofshadows: how about head of robutts
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Why did you ask the CE to steal his own bloody RCD?
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Why wouldn't we? We don't hire people to give them challenges, we hire them to do a job. Who can be more relied upon to acquire Rapid Construction Devices than the people who are supposed to use them?RogerWilco wrote:Why did you ask the CE to steal his own bloody RCD?
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Well, thinking of it like that, why don't you just buy an autolathe and hack it for infinite RCDs?
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
This one wasent answered...
Why cant you just download the blueprints instead of having us steal them?
Why cant you just download the blueprints instead of having us steal them?
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Why are the syndicate balloons so expensive. If TCs are so valuable that you cannot distribute more, then wasting ten on a useless, albeit manly, balloon is madness
Boris wrote:Sticky is a jackass who has worms where his brain should be, but he also gets exactly what SS13 should be
- paprika
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
You fucking liar. Last week someone tried to steal the emergency shuttle. Why the fuck do you need an emergency shuttle? I can't imagine multi billion credit syndicate agencies need to steal low-fuel emergency spacecraft other than to be gigantic assholes and strand half of the crew on a station.Myroc wrote:Why wouldn't we? We don't hire people to give them challenges, we hire them to do a job. Who can be more relied upon to acquire Rapid Construction Devices than the people who are supposed to use them?RogerWilco wrote:Why did you ask the CE to steal his own bloody RCD?
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
dear syndicate
how do you have such a crappy internet connection that has a ping of 43 seconds
how do you have such a crappy internet connection that has a ping of 43 seconds
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
http://i.imgur.com/ltv7c.jpgAseaHeru wrote:This one wasent answered...
Why cant you just download the blueprints instead of having us steal them?
Summon Balloon is the official Syndicate equivalent of Summon Guns. Have you ever seen a station tear itself apart over one? They have PHEROMONES(tm) and no human can resist the mating call of the balloon.Stickymayhem wrote:Why are the syndicate balloons so expensive. If TCs are so valuable that you cannot distribute more, then wasting ten on a useless, albeit manly, balloon is madness
The shuttle has several other things of use - Identification codes we can use, navigation coordinates, and so on. Besides, sometimes we retrofit them to allow nuclear operatives to approach without being acquired by station sensors as an illegitimate entity.paprika wrote:You fucking liar. Last week someone tried to steal the emergency shuttle. Why the fuck do you need an emergency shuttle? I can't imagine multi billion credit syndicate agencies need to steal low-fuel emergency spacecraft other than to be gigantic assholes and strand half of the crew on a station.
MOTHERFUCKERKraso wrote:dear syndicate
how do you have such a crappy internet connection that has a ping of 43 seconds
WE'RE IN SPACE
DISTANCES ARE BIG AND LIGHT ONLY GOES SO FAST
It's only with bluespace relays that we're even able to communicate with you in our lifetimes at all!
(2:53:35 AM) scaredofshadows: how about head of robutts
I once wrote a guide to fixing telecomms woohoo
I once wrote a guide to fixing telecomms woohoo
- Drynwyn
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Why is syndicate space right next to centcomm?
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
you go unexcused, nanotrasen always tells the station an electric storm hits it as soon as it doesPandarsenic wrote:MOTHERFUCKERKraso wrote:dear syndicate
how do you have such a crappy internet connection that has a ping of 43 seconds
WE'RE IN SPACE
DISTANCES ARE BIG AND LIGHT ONLY GOES SO FAST
It's only with bluespace relays that we're even able to communicate with you in our lifetimes at all!
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
>they never tell us on time when an alium queen appears
fucking centcom
fucking centcom
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
When are you going to employ me again?
Also the Syndicate brand Changelings have gotten pretty weak lately, plan on giving them better training?
Also the Syndicate brand Changelings have gotten pretty weak lately, plan on giving them better training?
Never give up! Trust your instincts!
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Question: Why do the NukeOpps team members often fight eachother?
Also: How are the NukeOpps teams able to use EGuns, which I believe have just been issued to Nanotessen stations in the past two years? You dont seem to send agents to collect them...
Also: How are the NukeOpps teams able to use EGuns, which I believe have just been issued to Nanotessen stations in the past two years? You dont seem to send agents to collect them...
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This, this is an example of what I leave for you.
Also, these days I mostly play Ursit McStation, mostly because I like roleplay.
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
OOC but:AseaHeru wrote:Question: Why do the NukeOpps team members often fight eachother?
Also: How are the NukeOpps teams able to use EGuns, which I believe have just been issued to Nanotessen stations in the past two years? You dont seem to send agents to collect them...
The first one is a bannable offense, I've literally seen someone get replaced by a ghost for shooting fellow team mates during nuke ops intentionally, unless you mean traitors in which case traitors aren't required to team up.
The second one is hopefully being fixed on NTstation once inhand .dmi limit issue is fixed. Good to see other people take issue with the eguns tho.
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Allrighty then, that's those two.
And I did mean operatives and not trators.
And I did mean operatives and not trators.
I am located here, lurking in your posts, leaving piles of transparent wordings and being confused. Oh, I also try to map...
This, this is an example of what I leave for you.
Also, these days I mostly play Ursit McStation, mostly because I like roleplay.
This, this is an example of what I leave for you.
Also, these days I mostly play Ursit McStation, mostly because I like roleplay.
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Are the syndicate involved in the blobitis disease getting aboard the station? And are you in league with the wizards federation?
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Yeah, why do the wizards have a syndicate wall-mounted intercom in their den? Why?!
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Wait, wait, wait. MORE IMPORTANTLY, why do you always give your nuclear agents the ONE nuclear device that requires them to tear through half the station in order to acquire from its captain?
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
I think that can be answered simply, the nuclear bomb the Nuke Ops are using is a Nanotrasen bomb, as evident by a identical bomb being held in the vault. As such a nuclear authentication key is required to activate it, and only station Captain's hold such disk (To activate their own station bomb).
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Re: Ask the Syndicate
Why isn't there a 'steal the nuke' objective for traitors?
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