SS13 INTO REALITY?

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SS13 INTO REALITY?

Post by Shadowflame909 » #412195

You wake up and try to log into SS13 one day. Only to find something written in blood red. "You may join any faction of your choice and what you wish shall become a reality.." You then get a list of the optional factions. 1. Spider Clan. 2. Syndicate(...) 3. Blood Cult 4.Clock Cult. 5. Lovecraftian Nightmare(...) 6. Wizard Federation

These options all have empty boxes by them with the ability to checkmark, and a button to submit. Like one of those google forms. You can only check one. What do you do?
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Re: SS13 INTO REALITY?

Post by oranges » #412196

new david
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Post by ShadowDimentio » #412197

I'm insulted and angry that you would compare my high quality posts to this. Retract your statement at once before I break out the juicer, fruit.
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Post by CitrusGender » #412200

ShadowDimentio wrote:I'm insulted and angry that you would compare my high quality posts to this. Retract your statement at once before I break out the juicer, fruit.
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Kill the caterpillar
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Post by D&B » #412233

Why did the five repeat twice.

Goddamn it David
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Post by Shadowflame909 » #412249

(I dunno who this David guy is. But I just want to play gamemaster o k)
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Post by DemonFiren » #412255

fucking newfags
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Post by Shadowflame909 » #412259

What is this the NTR hut. Ree someone play along and put this thread back on track.
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Post by somerandomguy » #412264

Examine the (...) next to Lovecraftian Nightmare
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Post by Shadowflame909 » #412319

somerandomguy wrote:Examine the (...) next to Lovecraftian Nightmare
You get a list of options...

1. Morph

2. Revenant

3.Abductor

4.Nightmare

5.RNG GAMBLE?
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Post by somerandomguy » #412350

See if there's any info as to what "RNG GAMBLE?" means without choosing it
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Post by Shadowflame909 » #412563

somerandomguy wrote:See if there's any info as to what "RNG GAMBLE?" means without choosing it
You hover over the option and this is what appears.

1.The system will pick a random number out of an unspecified number of choices. This will open up the possibility of a stronger accursed unmentioned power. Or something far worse...
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Post by somerandomguy » #412757

Inspect element, see if there's any hidden options anywhere, if there aren't, I pick wizard
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Post by Shadowflame909 » #412813

somerandomguy wrote:Inspect element, see if there's any hidden options anywhere, if there aren't, I pick wizard
You cannot utilize Inspect element. It is utilizing dreamseeker.
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Post by somerandomguy » #412864

Copy text of a link on the page, paste into google docs (preserves formatting including the link) and click it, then inspect element
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Post by Shadowflame909 » #412867

somerandomguy wrote:Copy text of a link on the page, paste into google docs (preserves formatting including the link) and click it, then inspect element
A dark page appears. The only words appear in red text. When you read it, you hear a voice that chills your very soul. "Cheater...I'm not giving you any more information." A gust of wind then blows you away from your computer and shoves you onto the ground! The page then closes.
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Post by somerandomguy » #412871

Turn on noscript and this time rightclick the link and select view link source
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Post by Shadowflame909 » #412909

somerandomguy wrote:Turn on noscript and this time rightclick the link and select view link source
A dark page appears. The only words appear in red text. When you read it, you hear a voice that chills your very soul. "Cheater...I'm not giving you any more information." A gust of wind then blows you away from your computer and shoves you onto the ground! The page then closes.
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Post by somerandomguy » #412955

Pull up ublock origin's logs and figure out which request causes the lockout, then block it, but don't try to click the link again.
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Post by francinum » #413004

open the cached html file in np++
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Post by John_Oxford » #413051

take out a loan and purchase cutting edge computer parts, see if it improves my options
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Re: SS13 INTO REALITY?

Post by Shadowflame909 » #413055

You all have been devoured by nar'sie. Reasons: Bad thread, lack of imagination. Locking it.

This is a permanent devour.
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