The Larry Johnson Tapes

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The Larry Johnson Tapes

Postby cacogen » Sat Jan 16, 2021 8:54 am #587508

So I wanted to make this into a series of books but as far as I know I can't with the proper typeface anymore (the round ended too soon and there's no way to write with the tape recorder font) so I thought I'd put it here instead for the people involved or anyone who may want to read it. It's a series of transcripts from a round on Manuel covering the trial of Larry Johnson. It's fun.

paper- 'INDUCED CONFESSION'
Spoiler:
Transcript:

[00:00] Recording started.
[00:02] Ismael Punchbeef says, "So."
[00:08] Ismael Punchbeef asks, "What do you know about the murdering of the janitor?"
[00:21] Larry Johnson says, "Well..."
[00:22] Larry Johnson says, "Nothing."
[00:24] Ismael Punchbeef says, "We received reports recently, these reports stating that a janitor was murdered in atmos maint."
[00:31] Larry Johnson says, "Well."
[00:32] Larry Johnson exclaims, "Ah !"
[00:33] Ismael Punchbeef says, "Went starboard, I followed the trail, and lo and behold"
[00:38] Larry Johnson exclaims, "Alright ismael !"
[00:41] Ismael Punchbeef says, "I found you sitting there, talking to your lawyer about something mighty suspicious."
[00:42] Larry Johnson exclaims, "How could i be in atoms maints !"
[00:46] Larry Johnson exclaims, "When i don't have access to maints !"
[00:50] Larry Johnson says, "Check my id.,"
[00:55] Larry Johnson says, "It has no maint access."
[00:56] Ismael Punchbeef says, "You're an assistant, your maint access stretches pretty far"
[01:00] Larry Johnson says, "Actually no."
[01:04] Larry Johnson says, "Hop didn't give it to me."
[01:04] Ismael Punchbeef says, "Not that far, admittedly, but still"
[01:12] Larry Johnson says, "Test it on a door."
[01:12] Ismael Punchbeef says, "Well then"
[01:12] Donny Kars says, "There you are."
[01:19] Ismael Punchbeef says, "I need to know something, Larry"
[01:22] Donny Kars asks, "He got a storage implant? How'd he kill em?"
[01:28] Ismael Punchbeef asks, "Who did you see run through maints?"
[01:32] Ismael Punchbeef asks, "Did anybody appear out the other side?"
[01:39] Ismael Punchbeef whispers, "Shit, where?"
[01:40] Larry Johnson asks, "Out the other side of where ?"
[01:45] Donny Kars whispers, "*e have *im in cu*t*d* *lre*dy."
[01:45] Ismael Punchbeef says, "Boss"
[01:47] Ismael Punchbeef says, "He doesn't know shit"
[01:48] Donny Kars says, "Uhuh."
[01:51] Ismael Punchbeef whispers, "Any viscera?"
[01:54] Donny Kars says, "The witness said it was him."
[01:54] Ismael Punchbeef whispers, "Like, body parts?"
[02:00] Ismael Punchbeef says, "Get a testimony from th at fella"
[02:00] Donny Kars whispers, "*one ** *h* s*ene as ** *aw."
[02:05] Recording stopped.
[02:05] Recording started.
[02:07] Malcolm Jones says, "A toolbox, Larry? Classic."
[02:09] Donny Kars asks, "Why did you resign from your shaft miner position?"
[02:17] Larry Johnson says, "I was very tense after last shift."
[02:20] Larry Johnson says, "So i just wanted to relax."
[02:25] [Common] Rhials Duffy says, "No"
[02:38] Donny Kars asks, "Can you explain your jumpsuit fibers on that toolbox, that was reported to have killed Chris Mclean?"
[02:44] Donny Kars asks, "And how Chris's blood was on said toolbox?"
[02:47] Larry Johnson asks, "I was using it ?"
[02:49] Donny Kars says, "For what."
[02:56] Larry Johnson says, "Well nothing at the time."
[02:59] Larry Johnson says, "It was at departures."
[03:01] Larry Johnson says, "So i grabbed it.."
[03:02] Donny Kars asks, "So how did Chris' blood get on it?"
[03:05] Larry Johnson says, "I wanted to smash beepsky with it."
[03:13] [Common] Kether Mavet says, "NI'm gonna try to do toxins I fucking guess"
[03:15] [Common] Rhials Duffy says, "N"
[03:16] [Common] Kether Mavet says, "God damnit"
[03:17] Larry Johnson says, "Well."
[03:18] [Common] Ikaros flutters, "N"
[03:21] [Science] Kether Mavet says, "I still have no idea how to do it correctly."
[03:24] Larry Johnson says, "The blood was there when it was at departures."
[03:31] [Common] Cosmo Rader says, "I HAVE GIVEN BIRTH TO A NEW PLUSH"
[03:32] Rusty Shackleford says, "Ah-huh."
[03:32] [Common] Cosmo Rader says, "WHAT"
[03:36] Donny Kars says, "Detective, go above the incerator room."
[03:38] Donny Kars says, "Look around."
[03:42] Malcolm Jones says, "You bet"
[03:44] Donny Kars says, "The janitor was stripped abit mores outh."
[03:45] [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Maureen Sullivan has died and reincarnated as Psychologist. Please report any extra limbs or abnormalities from flash cloning to your nearest deviance booth."
[03:47] Malcolm Jones asks, "That's cargo, right?"
[03:49] Donny Kars asks, "Did you get the janitors stuff?"
[03:50] Donny Kars says, "No."
[03:51] Donny Kars says, "Atmos maint."
[03:52] Malcolm Jones says, "Oh"
[03:53] Malcolm Jones says, "Ahh, right"
[03:53] Donny Kars says, "East."
[04:04] [Science] Speaks-Her-Mind hisses, "Minersss. We have a sssussspiciousss lack of diamondsss and titanium."
[04:04] Donny Kars asks, "Rusty, grab any of the janitors stuff?"
[04:10] [Common] Dances-In-Dreams buzzes, "Well thiz iz terrible, I'm a fly perzon inztead of a lizzzard perzon, juzt becauze i waz too impatient"
[04:10] Rusty Shackleford says, "No, not yet. Shit's still there."
[04:14] Donny Kars says, "Okay/"
[04:17] [Common] Maureen Sullivan yells, "Fuck!!!!!"
[04:17] Donny Kars says, "Watch Larry."
[04:19] [Common] S.T.I.N.K declares, "I recommend putting in a request to xenobiology!"
[04:22] [Common] Malcolm Jones says, "Engineering to front desk, please."
[04:22] Recording stopped.

paper- 'LARRY JOHNSON TAPES PART 1'
Spoiler:
Transcript:

[00:00] Recording started.
[00:02] Luke Laborde says, "To SECURE a body"
[00:03] Duke Butterfill says, "Of course."
[00:09] [Common] Dances-In-Dreams buzzes, "Found zome zcieincy thingz for zcience"
[00:09] Duke Butterfill says, "I'd prefer you were stealing something, but okay."
[00:14] [Security] Joey Petunia says, "It's almost likely Larry was a shaft miner that suspiciously started to attack beepsky instead of going mining at the start of the shift."
[00:14] Luke Laborde says, "That can be arranged"
[00:21] [Common] Windows 13 queries, "Rhials, are you losing against monkeys?"
[00:27] [Common] Rhials Duffy says, "No"
[00:28] Luke Laborde says, "Hmmm"
[00:30] Duke Butterfill asks, "Where is it?"
[00:31] Luke Laborde asks, "Is he in there?"
[00:47] Luke Laborde exclaims, "Thats the spirit!"
[00:53] Duke Butterfill says, "Ask the AI"
[00:57] [Common] Rhials Duffy says, "No"
[01:08] Luke Laborde says, "Did you find the wire"
[01:18] Luke Laborde says, "GOTEM"
[01:21] Duke Butterfill says, "Suicide though."
[01:24] Luke Laborde says, "No matter"
[01:27] Luke Laborde says, "Thank you for your help"
[01:31] Duke Butterfill says, "Okay well"
[01:33] Duke Butterfill says, "Leave his shit for me"
[01:34] Duke Butterfill says, "To steal"
[01:36] Luke Laborde says, "I want some of it"
[01:36] Duke Butterfill says, "For myself"
[01:42] Duke Butterfill says, "Okay well we can divide the booty"
[01:45] [Common] Kether Mavet says, "NI'm gonna try to do toxins I fucking guess"
[01:46] Duke Butterfill says, "After we get it off of the body"
[01:48] [Common] Rhials Duffy says, "N"
[01:48] [Common] Kether Mavet says, "God damnit"
[01:49] Luke Laborde says, "Ok lets take a look at all of it"
[01:50] [Common] Ikaros flutters, "N"
[02:04] [Common] Cosmo Rader says, "I HAVE GIVEN BIRTH TO A NEW PLUSH"
[02:05] [Common] Cosmo Rader says, "WHAT"
[02:05] Luke Laborde asks, "You want a stun baton?"
[02:09] Duke Butterfill says, "I don't."
[02:18] [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Maureen Sullivan has died and reincarnated as Psychologist. Please report any extra limbs or abnormalities from flash cloning to your nearest deviance booth."
[02:23] Luke Laborde says, "Can you open this"
[02:24] Duke Butterfill says, "Did you just"
[02:26] Duke Butterfill says, "Yeah you did"
[02:29] Luke Laborde says, "What"
[02:42] [Common] Dances-In-Dreams buzzes, "Well thiz iz terrible, I'm a fly perzon inztead of a lizzzard perzon, juzt becauze i waz too impatient"
[02:49] [Common] Maureen Sullivan yells, "Fuck!!!!!"
[02:51] [Common] S.T.I.N.K declares, "I recommend putting in a request to xenobiology!"
[02:52] Duke Butterfill says, "Lawyer but also the Police"
[02:54] [Common] Malcolm Jones says, "Engineering to front desk, please."
[03:00] Donny Kars says, "Oh."
[03:04] Donny Kars asks, "Did Rusty not secure his stuff?"
[03:08] Duke Butterfill asks, "Sorry what?"
[03:11] Donny Kars says, "Sure hope you didn't take any contraband not allowed to you lawyer."
[03:14] Duke Butterfill says, "Some guy came and looted the body"
[03:16] Donny Kars says, "Ismael's i-"
[03:17] Donny Kars asks, "Who?"
[03:19] [Common] Ekarus Ryndren asks, "Hey science, could you upgrade my machines please?"
[03:19] [Common] Malcolm Jones says, "Or atmos."
[03:20] [Common] Dances-In-Dreams buzzes, "I'm going to explore a bit more then azk for zome biohelp or whatever"
[03:21] Duke Butterfill says, "I forget his name"
[03:22] [Common] Malcolm Jones says, "Someone open engineering."
[03:26] Donny Kars says, "Think back."
[03:37] Duke Butterfill says, "I have memory problems, you see"
[03:45] [Common] Dr. Salvador Swarner says, "Where is chem"
[03:51] [Common] Rhials Duffy says, "Medbay"
[03:52] [Common] S.T.I.N.K states, "Medical's lobby."
[03:53] [Common] Windows 13 queries, "At medbay?"
[03:54] [Common] Rhials Duffy says, "Across from u"
[03:54] [Common] Rhials Duffy says, "Us"
[03:54] [Common] Maureen Sullivan meows, "Who needs a therapy"
[03:59] [Common] Pleased-To-Meat-You exclaims, "NEEEIIIIGHH!"
[04:20] Donny Kars says, "Gonna need to make sure you didn't take any batons or such from him."
[04:22] Donny Kars asks, "Can I see your bag?"
[04:22] Duke Butterfill slurs, "Joocht a thoooghtt boot mahybe yooo chhouldn't lea'v'e theee bahkkpa'ck ooot where ahnyune ssseecurity' b'r'innngs in cahn get it"
[04:27] Donny Kars says, "Yeah."
[04:38] Donny Kars says, "Can I see your bag, to make sure-"
[04:41] Duke Butterfill says, "Do you mean like that"
[04:43] Donny Kars says, "Yes..."
[04:46] Donny Kars asks, "Did you take anything else?"
[04:49] Duke Butterfill says, "Because okay I mean I wouldn't begrudge the lawyer a stun baton"
[04:52] Duke Butterfill says, "But hey"
[05:00] Donny Kars asks, "Was that you hacking?"
[05:03] [Common] Pleased-To-Meat-You says, "Test"
[05:05] Duke Butterfill says, "Not me dealing with no security"
[05:09] Duke Butterfill slurs, "Ahnd seeminggly nu 'reahahahl is'suech to dddeal with"
[05:10] [Common] Pleased-To-Meat-You says, "Test"
[05:12] Duke Butterfill slurs, "Yeah"
[05:12] [Common] Maureen Sullivan meows, "Can someone let me into EVA"
[05:14] Donny Kars says, "Can you speak clear fucknig co-"
[05:15] Duke Butterfill slurs, "We 'hahd to find' a budyy"
[05:18] Duke Butterfill slurs, "SSSomet'immmesss"
[05:18] Donny Kars says, "..."
[05:21] [Common] Keira Easter asks, "Science, did you build a bar for the bartender to run?"
[05:23] [Security] Donny Kars asks, "Anything det?"
[05:30] [Security] Duke Butterfill slurs, "It wasn't' obbvviuusss...huuuhhh......huuuhhh......huuuhhh...to use that the body wah'ch a 'sooikide offiicer"
[05:30] Duke Butterfill slurs, "It wasn't' obbvviuusss...huuuhhh......huuuhhh......huuuhhh...to use that the body wah'ch a 'sooikide offiicer"
[05:31] [Common] Rhials Duffy says, "Oh please"
[05:38] [Security] Duke Butterfill says, "I'm sure you understand, you're an intelligent man."
[05:38] Duke Butterfill whispers, "I'm sure you understand, you're an intelligent man."
[05:45] [Security] Donny Kars asks, "There was a severe lack of blood at the scene there det, you find anything?"
[05:47] Duke Butterfill whispers, "I'm being facetious he pisses me off"
[05:50] [Common] Maureen Sullivan meows, "Now can soemone let me out of EVA"
[05:51] [Common] Keira Easter says, "Is that a yes or a no"
[05:51] [Security] Malcolm Jones says, "Still trying to get access."
[05:52] [Service] Clark Woolery says, "Here, I'm pretty experienced, ill whip up some moonglowers in no time"
[05:53] [Security] Donny Kars says, "I can't understand your drank rambling."
[05:55] [Security] Malcolm Jones says, "No atmos techs around, it seems."
[05:59] [Security] Donny Kars says, "You have maintence access man."
[06:00] [Service] Clark Woolery says, "Moonflowers"
[06:03] [Common] Pleased-To-Meat-You says, "How can i get 12 station bounced radios go all at the same time over comms"
[06:03] Recording stopped.
[06:03] Recording started.
[06:08] Rusty Shackleford asks, "You his lawyer?"
[06:10] [Security] Malcolm Jones asks, "AI?"
[06:10] Duke Butterfill asks, "Officer, do you really think my client is capable of that?"
[06:15] [Security] Windows 13 queries, "Yes?"
[06:18] [Security] Malcolm Jones asks, "Can you open this?"
[06:18] [Common] Maureen Sullivan meows, "Wait I need a GP"
[06:19] [Common] Maureen Sullivan meows, "S"
[06:20] [Security] Donny Kars says, "Found janitors PDA by solars in space."
[06:22] Rusty Shackleford says, "Yeah, I do."
[06:23] [Security] Donny Kars says, "Larry spaced him."
[06:24] [Common] Pleased-To-Meat-You says, "S"
[06:25] Duke Butterfill says, "Larry Johnson walks or we sue for defamation."
[06:25] [Common] Malcolm Jones says, "S"
[06:28] [Common] Maureen Sullivan meows, "Syndicate"
[06:31] [Security] Malcolm Jones says, "'Course he did."
[06:32] [Security] Donny Kars says, "Alright, we have enough."
[06:33] [Security] Malcolm Jones says, "Larry's clever."
[06:36] [Common] Maureen Sullivan meows, "Love those guys, they're always nice"
[06:37] [Security] Windows 13 states, "Cant see you Macolm."
[06:41] Rusty Shackleford says, "Hm."
[06:43] [Security] Malcolm Jones says, "Can you open the uh"
[06:46] [Security] Malcolm Jones asks, "Incinerator access maint door?"
[06:48] Donny Kars says, "Okay Larry."
[06:49] Rusty Shackleford says, "His blood is all over Larry's Toolbox."
[06:52] [Security] Malcolm Jones says, "Other one"
[06:54] [Security] Windows 13 states, "Cant see it"
[06:54] [Common] Maureen Sullivan asks, "Can someone let me into cargo?"
[06:55] Donny Kars says, "Your up now, sorry for keeping you so long."
[06:55] [Security] Malcolm Jones says, "Fuck"
[06:57] Larry Johnson asks, "Mmm ?"
[06:57] Donny Kars says, "We've enough now."
[07:00] Donny Kars says, "Found his PDA in space."
[07:01] Duke Butterfill says, "My client owns no such toolbox."
[07:04] Donny Kars says, "Just like Ismael speculated."
[07:09] Larry Johnson asks, "Wha ?"
[07:11] Rusty Shackleford says, "You should read this transcript."
[07:11] Larry Johnson asks, "You fucking found it ?"
[07:15] Donny Kars says, "Your being charged with the murder of Chris Mclean-"
[07:17] Donny Kars says, "It loops."
[07:18] Donny Kars says, "Larry."
[07:19] Larry Johnson says, "Well fuck..."
[07:20] Donny Kars says, "It loops."
[07:26] Duke Butterfill asks, "Why did you talk to the Police, Larry?"
[07:28] Donny Kars says, "It will become attempted if we ever find his body."
[07:37] Larry Johnson says, "You see."
[07:40] McGriff exclaims, "Bark!"
[07:41] Larry Johnson says, "Eh whatever."
[07:47] Duke Butterfill asks, "Where is the evidence?"
[07:50] [Common] Maureen Sullivan meows, "I'm going now. Bye"
[07:50] Duke Butterfill says, "I demand a trial."
[07:54] Donny Kars says, "Toolbox is in the detectives office."
[07:54] [Common] Rhials Duffy says, "Okay bye"
[07:57] Donny Kars says, "We don't need a trial."
[07:57] [Common] Nazda-Kijun exclaims, "SSStay sssafe!"
[08:01] Donny Kars says, "We have beyond a reasonable doubt its him."
[08:04] Duke Butterfill says, "The People demand a trial."
[08:07] Duke Butterfill asks, "Who is WE?"
[08:13] Donny Kars says, "Security."
[08:14] [Common] Mothemilian flutters, "Ilesålitsjäånvii ønåmohön. Hvoånintwebrakön. Leom"
[08:19] Donny Kars says, "Larry."
[08:21] Donny Kars asks, "You like morphine yes?"
[08:22] [Common] Jeremy Star says, "I agree"
[08:24] Larry Johnson exclaims, "No !"
[08:24] [Common] Mothemilian flutters, "Omgålehandetnåstuhvoattøgj uhrheivämonækönvuo"
[08:24] Duke Butterfill says, "That is not justice"
[08:24] [Common] S.T.I.N.K queries, "Huonåattnævääätunpågjja?"
[08:31] [Common] S.T.I.N.K queries, "Gjheiångårladagviikäytlebrahvohuovii äästubraty?"
[08:37] Rusty Shackleford asks, "You sure you dont want that Cigar, Larry?"
[08:38] Duke Butterfill says, "My client wishes to state for the record that he does NOT consent to any injections"
[08:40] [Common] Mothemilian flutters, "Sjäbrayggså tehøstu"
[08:48] [Common] Maureen Sullivan meows, "Jeremy"
[08:50] Duke Butterfill says, "The cigar is POISON Larry they aren't to be trusted"
[08:51] [Common] Maureen Sullivan meows, "The white ship hurt me bad"
[08:54] Donny Kars says, "Talking to the captain about a trial."
[08:57] Rusty Shackleford says, "But im smoking one."
[09:04] Duke Butterfill says, "Your health is not my concern"
[09:06] Donny Kars whispers, "Ah nah, hell naw then."
[09:13] Duke Butterfill says, "This toolbox, my client denies all knowledge"
[09:15] Donny Kars says, "Larry."
[09:17] [Common] Rhials Duffy says, "Alright"
[09:18] [Common] Rhials Duffy says, "Security"
[09:20] Duke Butterfill asks, "Where is the evidence that it's the murder weapon to begin with?"
[09:21] [Common] Rhials Duffy says, "Blobbernaut is on the way"
[09:23] Rusty Shackleford asks, "You read the transcript, didn't you?"
[09:27] Duke Butterfill says, "I haven't had time"
[09:29] Donny Kars says, "If you confess now, or tell us exactly where you threwout the body."
[09:31] Rusty Shackleford says, "Right,"
[09:35] Donny Kars says, "We'll have a trial on your sentencing."
[09:37] Larry Johnson says, "Donny..."
[09:44] Duke Butterfill says, "Larry, don't"
[09:45] Duke Butterfill says, "C'mon"
[09:48] Larry Johnson says, "I-"
[09:50] Duke Butterfill says, "I'm your lawyer pally"
[09:53] Donny Kars says, "As of now its murder."
[09:53] Larry Johnson says, "I didn't throw him into space."
[09:55] Duke Butterfill says, "That's your get out jail free card"
[09:57] Duke Butterfill says, "LARRY"
[09:59] Larry Johnson says, "I burned him using a crematorium"

paper- 'LARRY JOHNSON TAPES PART 2'
Spoiler:
Transcript:

[00:00] Recording started.
[00:05] Recording stopped.
[00:05] Recording started.
[00:06] Rhials Duffy says, "Find that fucking nightmare"
[00:08] Rhials Duffy says, "And rip him to chunks"
[00:09] Duke Butterfill says, "BY THE CORRUPT SECURITY FORCE"
[00:17] [Common] Zoey Coldsmith slurs, "Nightmare I am cominggg to poonk"
[00:19] [Common] Rhials Duffy says, "The blobbernaut has been sicced upon the nightmare"
[00:19] Lethean Alakapurine flutters, "Well"
[00:19] Duke Butterfill says, "So yeah have you seen it"
[00:20] [Common] Zoey Coldsmith slurs, "If yuu hit me you ahre stinky"
[00:22] Lethean Alakapurine flutters, "I will let you know if I find it"
[00:22] Duke Butterfill says, "It's a piece of paper with lines on it"
[00:25] Lethean Alakapurine flutters, "I don't see it anywhere."
[00:26] Duke Butterfill says, "I need it RIGHT QUICK"
[00:28] Duke Butterfill says, "Me wiether"
[00:29] [Common] Amerziox says, ""SIR.""
[00:30] Duke Butterfill says, "Either."
[00:30] [Security] Rusty Shackleford says, "AI Open Armory so I can fight that fucking nightmare prease"
[00:31] Duke Butterfill says, "Shit."
[00:31] [Common] Hates-The-Lizard hisses, "YOU'RE GOING TO-"
[00:33] [Common] Mothemilian flutters, "Litgölitweintattwestugårvätehteh"
[00:34] Recording stopped.
[00:34] Recording started.
[00:36] [Security] Donny Kars says, "I approve, don't take everything though."
[00:37] Duke Butterfill says, "I need the transcript again"
[00:39] Duke Butterfill says, "I've misplaced it"
[00:41] Duke Butterfill says, "It's material to the case"
[00:42] [Security] Donny Kars says, "Stunbatons still work on nightmares effectively."
[00:43] Duke Butterfill says, "Thanks"
[00:45] [Common] Mothemilian exclaims, "Suoångövanomkäyttundårgöviiheusuotvåhuovuoja!"
[00:50] McGriff exclaims, "Woof!"
[00:50] Recording stopped.
[00:50] Recording started.
[00:53] [Security] Hates-The-Lizard hisses, "THEY HAVE BEEN QUITE PLEASSSANT."
[00:53] [Common] Zoey Coldsmith asks, "Hates is punk still alive?"
[00:55] [Security] Donny Kars asks, "Perosn?"
[00:57] Duke Butterfill says, "Yeah I'll just let you out blobbernaut give me a second"
[00:57] [Security] Donny Kars asks, "Person?"
[00:59] Duke Butterfill says, "I'm an author"
[01:03] [Security] Hates-The-Lizard hisses, "Uhh."
[01:06] [Security] Hates-The-Lizard hisses, "Nightmaresss are people too, Donny."
[01:07] [Security] Hates-The-Lizard hisses, "Jeez."
[01:08] Duke Butterfill says, "Okay hope to see you at the case"
[01:10] Duke Butterfill says, "The trial"
[01:10] [Security] Hates-The-Lizard hisses, "Get with the timesss, you racissst old timer."
[01:12] [Security] Donny Kars says, "Uhm, let me talk to him."
[01:16] [Security] Donny Kars says, "Knockout the lights in interrogation."
[01:17] Recording stopped.
[01:17] Recording started.
[01:20] Duke Butterfill says, "Oh, you found it"
[01:24] Duke Butterfill says, "Thanks"
[01:28] [Security] Donny Kars says, "Okay, listen here you zoomillenial pieces-"
[01:29] Recording stopped.
[01:29] Recording started.
[01:33] Donny Kars says, "Give me his ID lawyer."
[01:33] [Common] Ikaros flutters, "BUSY"
[01:35] [Common] Rhials Duffy says, "SORRY"
[01:36] [Security] Donny Kars says, "Mmkay."
[01:39] Donny Kars says, "We're having the trial."
[01:42] Hates-The-Lizard asks, "Trial?"
[01:42] Duke Butterfill says, "I AM VISITING MY CLIENT"
[01:42] Hates-The-Lizard hisses, "Wot."
[01:42] Donny Kars says, "The HoP un-SSD'd."
[01:45] Zoey Coldsmith asks, "What did Israfil do?"
[01:48] Hates-The-Lizard hisses, "He'sss dead."
[01:49] Donny Kars asks, "Can you get her outta here?"
[01:52] Hates-The-Lizard asks, "Zoey?"
[01:54] Zoey Coldsmith says, "I am"
[01:55] Donny Kars asks, "Uh, yeah?"
[01:56] Hates-The-Lizard hisses, "ZOEY BAD."
[01:57] Zoey Coldsmith says, "Resident here"
[01:59] Donny Kars asks, "Why is the nightmare here?"
[02:01] Hates-The-Lizard hisses, "Iunno."
[02:04] Duke Butterfill asks, "You ready for a trial, Larry?"
[02:04] Hates-The-Lizard hisses, "They're pretty friendly though."
[02:05] Hates-The-Lizard hisses, "Jussst."
[02:07] Hates-The-Lizard hisses, "SSSmassshing lightsss and ssshi-"
[02:08] Larry Johnson exclaims, "Yes serie !"
[02:09] Hates-The-Lizard hisses, "ZOEY PLEASSSE."
[02:11] Larry Johnson exclaims, "Sirie !"
[02:14] Duke Butterfill says, "Do you need me to--"
[02:15] Duke Butterfill says, "NIGHTMARE"
[02:16] Larry Johnson exclaims, "Help me out mate !"
[02:22] Duke Butterfill says, "NIGHTMARE"
[02:27] Duke Butterfill says, "IN THERE SOMEWHERE"
[02:29] [Security] Rusty Shackleford slurs, "Im gunna...huuuhhh...sit aht the L'izarddd's bbahr' whileee yuu arrahnge the ttrial."
[02:31] Donny Kars says, "He jaunted again."
[02:35] Hates-The-Lizard hisses, "HRRRNG."
[02:36] Zoey Coldsmith exclaims, "She!"
[02:41] Donny Kars says, "Mmkay."
[02:44] Donny Kars says, "Lawyer"
[02:45] Larry Johnson exclaims, "Gah die !"
[02:46] Donny Kars asks, "Are you ready?"
[02:46] Duke Butterfill asks, "You okay, Larry?"
[02:51] Zoey Coldsmith exclaims, "Not smart!"
[02:51] Larry Johnson stammers, "Aaug-g-gah-hah-h-h-ha..."
[02:52] Duke Butterfill says, "Hey, Larry..."
[02:52] Duke Butterfill says, "FUCK"
[02:54] Duke Butterfill says, "NIGHTMARE"
[02:57] Duke Butterfill says, "You can't attack--"
[02:57] Larry Johnson stammers, "Af-fg-gag-gag-ga"
[03:02] [Common] Rhials Duffy yells, "Ian is alive!!"
[03:04] Duke Butterfill says, "I don't have a light tube"
[03:10] Donny Kars whispers, "*haddya m*a**"
[03:12] Nurse Joy states, "Hey, Donny Kars! Hold on, I'm coming."
[03:20] [Security] Donny Kars says, "Oh and, by the way."
[03:20] Donny Kars whispers, "Oh and* by **e wa*."
[03:24] [Security] Hates-The-Lizard hisses, "WAT."
[03:24] [Security] Donny Kars says, "Shoot the nightmare on sight."
[03:24] Donny Kars whispers, "S*oot the ****t*are o* sight*"
[03:24] [Common] Zoey Coldsmith exclaims, "Dude they left!"
[03:24] Michael Trauf asks, "Did you kill nightmare?"
[03:25] [Security] Hates-The-Lizard hisses, "WHY."
[03:29] [Security] Malcolm Jones asks, "I thought we were cool?"
[03:29] Malcolm Jones whispers, "I thought we were cool?"
[03:31] [Security] Donny Kars asks, "It tried to fucking kill me?"
[03:31] Donny Kars whispers, "It tried t* fuckin* kill me?"
[03:33] [Security] Malcolm Jones says, "Ah"
[03:33] Malcolm Jones whispers, "Ah"
[03:35] [Security] Donny Kars says, "Like, no shit in perma."
[03:35] Donny Kars whispers, "Like, n* s*it *n pe*ma*"
[03:35] [Security] Malcolm Jones says, "That's not cool"
[03:35] Malcolm Jones whispers, "That's not cool"
[03:41] Malcolm Jones says, "Hi Larry"
[03:49] [Common] Rhials Duffy says, "Okay crew"
[03:49] [Security] Duke Butterfill says, "Yeah you really need lights to perma"
[03:49] Duke Butterfill whispers, "Yeah you really need lights to perma"
[03:50] [Security] Rusty Shackleford slurs, "I dunnuu wwwho made...huuuhhh...the dumbshit brainddead...huuuhhh...deeci'chion to 'troocht tthe' nighttm'ahr'e"
[03:50] [Common] Malcolm Jones says, "HoS"
[03:51] [Common] Rhials Duffy says, "I'm going to sleep"
[03:53] [Security] Duke Butterfill says, "Because you're losing ground in there"
[03:53] Duke Butterfill whispers, "Because you're losing ground in there"
[03:54] [Common] Malcolm Jones asks, "You wanna talk about evidence?"
[03:55] [Common] Rhials Duffy says, "If my blobbernaut babies do anything bad"
[03:56] [Common] Rhials Duffy says, "Kill them"
[03:58] [Common] Clones-The-Corpse hisses, "Wait rhialsss"
[04:02] [Common] Clones-The-Corpse hisses, "Come to the SSSci Bar"
[04:05] [Security] Duke Butterfill says, "There's a blonde assistant you could sacrifice to it to placate it in there somewhere though"
[04:05] Duke Butterfill whispers, "There's a blonde assistant you could sacrifice to it to placate it in there somewhere though"
[04:07] [Security] Duke Butterfill says, "Might buy you some time"
[04:07] Duke Butterfill whispers, "Might buy you some time"
[04:12] [Common] Keira Easter says, "Hello"
[04:12] Keira Easter says, "Hello"
[04:13] [Common] Luke Laborde says, "Ai please open"
[04:13] Donny Kars says, "Right so."
[04:21] Donny Kars says, "This trial is about Larry's sentencing, primarily."
[04:27] Donny Kars says, "He confessed to the murder, but lied about the details."
[04:30] Larry Johnson yells, "Objection !!"
[04:30] Donny Kars says, "Several, details."
[04:31] Keira Easter says, "Alright"
[04:34] Malcolm Jones says, "Court isn't even"
[04:34] Keira Easter says, "You don't object."
[04:34] Duke Butterfill says, "We dispute that"
[04:34] Donny Kars says, "Thats his lawyer."
[04:34] Malcolm Jones says, "In session"
[04:36] Malcolm Jones says, "You big dummy."
[04:38] Larry Johnson yells, "Objection !!!"
[04:40] Duke Butterfill says, "Any confession was induced"
[04:41] Malcolm Jones yells, "OBJECTION!!"
[04:41] Donny Kars says, "Yeah, me and the det have to discuss."
[04:44] Larry Johnson yells, "How can this be trial for larry ?!!"
[04:49] Donny Kars says, "One moment please."
[04:49] Larry Johnson yells, "When im not even larry ?!!"
[04:50] Duke Butterfill says, "And his mind is enfeebled by security's enhanced interrogation techniques"
[04:51] Nazda-Kijun asks, "What'd i misss?"
[04:56] Keira Easter says, "Woah woah woah"
[04:57] Duke Butterfill says, "This man is clearly insane"
[04:58] Keira Easter says, "Slow down"
[05:00] Duke Butterfill says, "And thus not culpable"
[05:07] Keira Easter says, "We're going to have some order to this"
[05:10] Keira Easter says, "Not just everyone talking at once"
[05:23] Duke Butterfill says, "Yes it's pretty hectic"
[05:25] Duke Butterfill says, "I'm barely keeping up"
[05:32] Duke Butterfill says, "Need time to arrange my tapes"
[05:38] Duke Butterfill says, "For my new book"
[05:42] Keira Easter says, "Nice"
[05:46] Keira Easter says, "Err"
[06:00] Duke Butterfill says, "Okay, tapes arraigned"
[06:04] Marisa Sato meows, "It seems I was called here"
[06:06] Donny Kars says, "Yeah."
[06:08] Donny Kars says, "Key witness."
[06:08] Keira Easter exclaims, "Okay!"
[06:09] Duke Butterfill says, "You don't seem like an officer of the court"
[06:13] Keira Easter asks, "So, everyone ready?"
[06:15] Marisa Sato meows, "Oh"
[06:16] Donny Kars says, "Take a seat for now."
[06:18] Malcolm Jones says, "I'm neutral in these sorts of things, so"
[06:20] Marisa Sato meows, "Alright"
[06:21] Malcolm Jones says, "I'll just be watching."
[06:28] Duke Butterfill says, "Security has two folders."
[06:33] Duke Butterfill says, "But I have one of theirs."
[06:38] Malcolm Jones says, "One of 'em's mine, sorry"
[06:41] Donny Kars says, "I'm ready/"
[06:43] Donny Kars says, "Ready, rather."
[06:47] Duke Butterfill asks, "I trust I have all the evidence?"
[06:50] Duke Butterfill says, "All I have is a transcript"
[06:55] Duke Butterfill says, "Is that all there is for discovery"
[06:58] Donny Kars asks, "Did you get the PDA?"
[07:01] Malcolm Jones says, "Oh, uh"
[07:02] Malcolm Jones says, "Sure I'll grab that"
[07:09] Nazda-Kijun whispers, "Wh*tsss **i*ss *ass*e abo*t?"
[07:10] Donny Kars says, "I would bring Chris' fucking body here."
[07:11] Keira Easter says, "Alright, I'll give each of you an introductory arguement, a witness you can ask three questions and let the other side cross-examine for three questions, and a conclusion. You can use the evidence during your arguements."
[07:12] Marisa Sato whispers, "So yeah I saw *ha* c*ffed gu* kil* someone"
[07:14] Donny Kars says, "But thats a little, troublesome."
[07:15] Duke Butterfill says, "I mean, I would"
[07:18] Marisa Sato whispers, "So I w** ca**ed here"
[07:18] Duke Butterfill says, "That sounds pretty impactful"
[07:22] Duke Butterfill says, "But don't let me tell you how to do your job"
[07:27] Larry Johnson yells, "Objection !!"
[07:29] Keira Easter asks, "So, ah, ready?"
[07:33] Larry Johnson yells, "Objection !!"
[07:36] Donny Kars says, "Yes."
[07:37] Duke Butterfill says, "Hush Larry, this'll all be over soon"
[07:38] Donny Kars says, "Ready."
[07:40] Keira Easter says, "Alright, prosecution"
[07:44] Duke Butterfill says, "My client thinks he's the judge"
[07:48] Larry Johnson yells, "Innocent !!"
[07:51] Keira Easter says, "Introductory argument"
[07:53] Larry Johnson exclaims, "My verdict is innocent !"
[08:01] Larry Johnson yells, "Sustained !!"
[08:05] Malcolm Jones yells, "OBJECTION!!"
[08:06] Larry Johnson yells, "Hold it !!"
[08:16] Malcolm Jones says, "Sorry, sorry"
[08:20] Donny Kars says, "Prosecution asks for the full punishment of perma, for the charges of Falsifying Evidence, Murder of Chris Mclean, and resisting arrest."
[08:32] Larry Johnson yells, "OBJECTION !!"
[08:32] Malcolm Jones says, "Uh"
[08:33] Larry Johnson exclaims, "NOT TRUE !"
[08:35] Larry Johnson exclaims, "IM NOT LARRY !"
[08:42] Marisa Sato whispers, "Is t*e other atmos *e*h out *her*?"
[08:50] Duke Butterfill says, "Clearly my client is incapable of being held accountable for this offense which he may or may not have committed"
[08:51] Donny Kars says, "The defence was witnessed to have caved the skull of janitor Chris Mcleans head in, and proceeded to take the body to departures."
[08:51] Malcolm Jones says, "Go handle the spiders"
[08:52] Malcolm Jones says, "In cargo, please"
[09:01] Larry Johnson yells, "OBJECTION !!!"
[09:04] Larry Johnson yells, "OBJECTION I SAY !!"
[09:05] Donny Kars says, "Where our absentee witness, officer Ismael witnessed him retreat from the airlock, disposing of evidence we have recovered."
[09:08] Larry Johnson exclaims, "IM NOT EVEN LARRY !"
[09:15] Marisa Sato whispers, "C*n you se* t*e i*cine*ator room *I*"
[09:16] Malcolm Jones says, "Ismael is dead, mind. Suicide."
[09:24] Malcolm Jones says, "Or so we think..."
[09:28] Malcolm Jones says, "Nah yeah it's suicide"
[09:29] Duke Butterfill says, "Yes, hardly a reliable witness"
[09:29] Donny Kars says, "Larry showed full criminal intent, and lied to security to obsfuciate his crimes in a false confession."
[09:31] Marisa Sato whispers, "A*"
[09:34] Marisa Sato whispers, "*w"
[09:36] Donny Kars says, "That is all."
[09:39] Eats-The-Flowers exclaims, "Announce the cassse!"
[09:40] Keira Easter asks, "Alright, Defence?"
[09:51] Duke Butterfill says, "Yes, standing here in the well of this court"
[09:55] Duke Butterfill says, "We plead not guilty by reason of insanity"
[09:59] Duke Butterfill says, "As you can see"

paper- 'LARRY JOHNSON TAPES PART 3'
Spoiler:
Transcript:

[00:00] Recording started.
[00:01] Larry Johnson yells, "OBJECTION !!"
[00:03] Donny Kars says, "Captain can be considered biased, the HoP is used."
[00:04] Marisa Sato asks, "Should I speak now?"
[00:04] Eats-The-Flowers hisses, "SSSD I think"
[00:05] Larry Johnson yells, "I NEVER SAW THE PERSON IN MY LIFE !!"
[00:06] Keira Easter says, "Remember, three questions."
[00:07] Donny Kars says, "You -"
[00:09] Donny Kars says, "Baliff."
[00:12] Malcolm Jones asks, "Yep yep?"
[00:16] Keira Easter says, "Baliff"
[00:20] Keira Easter says, "Take care of him"
[00:24] Duke Butterfill says, "BALIFFF DO YOUR JOB"
[00:29] Duke Butterfill says, "HE COULD'VE JUST KILLED THE JUDGE"
[00:31] Malcolm Jones says, "I mean"
[00:31] Zoey Coldsmith says, "CRASHING THIS COURT"
[00:34] Duke Butterfill says, "THIS IS A KANGAROO COURT"
[00:35] Zoey Coldsmith says, "WITH NO SURVIVORS"
[00:37] Malcolm Jones says, "Is this"
[00:42] Clark Woolery says, "You said no survivors"
[00:42] Clones-The-Corpse yells, "RAGE CAGE!!"
[00:45] Clark Woolery says, "But thats not lethal"
[00:45] Larry Johnson yells, "OBJECTION !!!"
[00:45] Cosmo Rader stammers, "AG-G-Gh-h"
[00:46] Duke Butterfill asks, "WHAT SORT OF DUE PROCESS IS THIS?"
[00:46] Marisa Sato meows, "Is this a mutiny"
[00:47] Clark Woolery exclaims, "You lied!"
[00:48] Clones-The-Corpse yells, "RAGE CAGE!!!!"
[00:48] Cosmo Rader stammers, "YOU W-WIL-LL-L NEV-V-VER-R G-GET-T-T M-ME ALIV-V-V-VE"
[00:49] Cosmo Rader stammers, "F-F-F-FOR-R-R I"
[00:52] Duke Butterfill says, "QUIET IN THE GALLERY"
[00:53] Larry Johnson yells, "I ALSO WANT TO TAKE PART IN THIS RAGE CAGE !!!"
[00:53] Malcolm Jones says, "Great"
[00:54] Larry Johnson exclaims, "I OBJECT !"
[00:55] Malcolm Jones says, "Now I have a cool sword"
[00:56] Keira Easter says, "Alright."
[00:57] Donny Kars says, "Keep going, Marisa."
[00:58] Larry Johnson exclaims, "HOLD IT !"
[01:00] Marisa Sato meows, "Alright"
[01:02] Donny Kars says, "Tell us what you saw by the incerator."
[01:07] Marisa Sato meows, "I was setting up my tritium farm at the start of the shift"
[01:12] Marisa Sato meows, "When I hear sounds of a fight"
[01:14] Marisa Sato meows, "Ahhh"
[01:16] Larry Johnson yells, "OBJECTION !!"
[01:17] Marisa Sato meows, "Right outside"
[01:17] Larry Johnson yells, "THEY VOMITED !!"
[01:17] Eats-The-Flowers whispers, "DRUNK WITNESSS"
[01:19] Larry Johnson yells, "THEY ARE INSANE !!"
[01:20] Larry Johnson yells, "AHAHAHA !!"
[01:22] Marisa Sato meows, "Of the incinerator room"
[01:28] Marisa Sato meows, "So I go out to take a look"
[01:32] The ShadyCigs Deluxe beeps, "Smoke!"
[01:33] Marisa Sato meows, "And I see larry there toolboxing a janitor"
[01:34] Marisa Sato meows, "To the head"
[01:36] Marisa Sato meows, "Repeatedly"
[01:40] Larry Johnson yells, "OBJECTION !!!"
[01:42] Larry Johnson yells, "I NEVER DID THAt !!"
[01:42] Donny Kars says, "Excuse me."
[01:43] Marisa Sato meows, "I called sec and they came but it was late"
[01:48] Keira Easter says, "Err"
[01:50] Eats-The-Flowers asks, "Wanna watch the cassse blob?"
[01:52] Clones-The-Corpse yells, "HOLY SSSHIT!!"
[01:52] Keira Easter says, "Well"
[01:52] Clark Woolery says, "Oh dear"
[01:53] Eats-The-Flowers hisses, "Ahh"
[01:53] Marisa Sato meows, "WOW"
[01:54] Eats-The-Flowers hisses, "Nevermind"
[01:54] Donny Kars says, "Holy shit."
[01:54] The headslug yells, "OBJECTION !!"
[01:55] Clark Woolery says, "HE"
[01:55] Malcolm Jones exclaims, "YOU DUMB IDIOT!"
[01:56] Eats-The-Flowers hisses, "It jussst ended"
[01:56] Clark Woolery says, "EXPLODED"
[01:57] Duke Butterfill says, "IT'S BLURRY"
[01:58] The headslug yells, "IM NOT EVEN LARRY !!"
[01:59] Duke Butterfill says, "I CAN'T SEE"
[01:59] Eats-The-Flowers whispers, "OH *O"
[02:00] Donny Kars says, "Oh my god I'm deaf."
[02:01] Duke Butterfill asks, "WHAT HAPPENED?"
[02:02] The headslug yells, "OBJECTION !!!"
[02:02] Eats-The-Flowers whispers, "D**NY M**D*RE* LARRY!!"
[02:04] Donny Kars asks, "What the fuck was that?"
[02:04] Keira Easter says, "What"
[02:06] Malcolm Jones says, "Wait what the FUCK"
[02:07] Clark Woolery says, "I guess we know that he'll get his final verdict in hell"
[02:07] Marisa Sato meows, "THAT WAS"
[02:08] Donny Kars says, "I was putting his straightjacket back on."
[02:08] Eats-The-Flowers whispers, "*H*N *ONNY **AB*ED THEM *H** E*SSPLO*E**!!"
[02:09] Marisa Sato meows, "An alien"
[02:17] Keira Easter says, "Well then"
[02:20] Donny Kars says, "Well."
[02:20] Duke Butterfill says, "My eyes are all blurry"
[02:21] Malcolm Jones says, "What the absolute fuck"
[02:23] Donny Kars says, "I'm off to medbay."
[02:23] Clark Woolery says, "Welp, that was an excellent play"
[02:24] Duke Butterfill asks, "What is this I'm walking in?"
[02:25] Marisa Sato meows, "Larry was an alien"
[02:26] Duke Butterfill asks, "Are those lungs?"
[02:27] Eats-The-Flowers whispers, "DONN* KIL*E* THEM!! *HHH*"
[02:28] Clark Woolery says, "I hope this wasn't real"
[02:30] Marisa Sato meows, "I am too"
[02:31] Clark Woolery says, "And someone actually died"
[02:32] Donny Kars says, "I'll be back when I can proscute in absentia I assume."
[02:32] Keira Easter says, "It seems the prisoner has transformed into a slug and escaped."
[02:33] Donny Kars says, "Quite deaf."
[02:35] Clark Woolery says, "In front of security"
[02:43] Malcolm Jones says, "Well uh"
[02:44] Malcolm Jones says, "I guess that..."
[02:46] Malcolm Jones says, "Solves it."
[02:48] Marisa Sato meows, "Should I leave"
[02:52] Keira Easter says, "For now"
[02:57] Marisa Sato meows, "Alright"
[03:04] Keira Easter says, "Right."
[03:07] Keira Easter says, "Well"
[03:11] Malcolm Jones says, "I don't know what the fuck I just saw"
[03:15] Keira Easter says, "Me neither."
[03:19] Malcolm Jones says, "I'm just gonna..."
[03:23] Malcolm Jones says, "Take the evidence"
[03:25] Keira Easter says, "Sure."
[03:32] Keira Easter says, "Welp"
[03:39] Rusty Shackleford says, "WHAT"
[03:40] Rusty Shackleford says, "WHAT HAPPENED"
[03:44] Malcolm Jones says, "Larry just"
[03:44] Keira Easter says, "Uh"
[03:44] Malcolm Jones says, "Gibbed"
[03:48] Malcolm Jones says, "I think he was a brain slug"
[03:50] Keira Easter says, "And turned into a slug"
[03:51] Keira Easter says, "Yes"
[03:52] Malcolm Jones says, "Yeah"
[03:52] Rusty Shackleford says, "Christ."
[03:55] Malcolm Jones says, "So uh"
[03:58] Malcolm Jones says, "Wow."
[04:00] Malcolm Jones says, "Jesus"
[04:32] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
[06:35] Nazda-Kijun hisses, "Did he gib"
[06:52] The ShadyCigs Deluxe beeps, "Thank you for shopping with the ShadyCigs Deluxe!"
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