You are a station engineer, repairing wires in maintenance.

[doom2hellonearth]

Suddenly, you hear the echoes of squeaking shoes, followed by a blood curdling scream. what do you do?

[Qustinnus]

i yell "mime talked" on common radio, fully knowing that the mime did not talk.

[Stickymayhem]

I am a red wire.

[XivilaiAnaxes]

I prepare to murder the clown, knowing he was the one making the many glass tables which will eventually make my life as a janitor harder.

[doom2hellonearth]

I am a red wire.

you get snipped with wirecutters. you are dead

[doom2hellonearth]

I prepare to murder the clown, knowing he was the one making the many glass tables which will eventually make my life as a janitor harder.

the squeaking gets louder as you approach. occasionally, you hear the cursed sound.

HONK

[NoxVS]

collect wood

[XivilaiAnaxes]

I throw the clown into the glass tables and start robusting him "GRRR STOP MAKING GLASS TABLES" I shout

[Qustinnus]

collect wood

Woody did not appreciate that.

[doom2hellonearth]

I throw the clown into the glass tables and start robusting him "GRRR STOP MAKING GLASS TABLES" I shout

the clown honks as he is thrown onto the glass table, as the glass shards get embedded into him. he struggles to get up as he grabs his creampie cannon, shooting you directly in the face as you go down.

the clown tosses a banana below you as you lay on the ground, and approaches you with a stun baton, a grin stretching across his face as he prepares to show you a world of pain.

[doom2hellonearth]

collect wood

you search the maintenance halls for wood, and find 2 planks in a locker. the squeaking shoes begin to grow louder as your radio becomes distorted until it cuts off completely. Comms are down. son of a bitch.

[XivilaiAnaxes]

I lie on the floor and hit the clown with my supermatter sword, dusting him instantly. I know that this is valid escalation because he was inconveniencing me as a janitor.

[doom2hellonearth]

I lie on the floor and hit the clown with my supermatter sword, dusting him instantly. I know that this is valid escalation because he was inconveniencing me as a janitor.

you hear a loud BWOINK, although you don't know from where. Suddenly, A voice calls to you.

Hey, got a second?

[XivilaiAnaxes]

hey man whats up

[Armhulen]

I lie on the floor and hit the clown with my supermatter sword, dusting him instantly. I know that this is valid escalation because he was inconveniencing me as a janitor.

you hear a loud BWOINK, although you don't know from where. Suddenly, A voice calls to you.

Hey, got a second?

No, I do not have a second. My time is far too valuable to respond to a mere janitor criticizing me for making a decision in a roleplaying game. Go ahead, jannie, ban me. Ban me because it's the only thing that brings you joy in the world, press that button. Get that dopamine release, secure the only thing that brings you joy in your pitiful existence. I'll be back on an alt. I hope it's worth it. Farewell.

[doom2hellonearth]

I lie on the floor and hit the clown with my supermatter sword, dusting him instantly. I know that this is valid escalation because he was inconveniencing me as a janitor.

you hear a loud BWOINK, although you don't know from where. Suddenly, A voice calls to you.

Hey, got a second?

No, I do not have a second. My time is far too valuable to respond to a mere janitor criticizing me for making a decision in a roleplaying game. Go ahead, jannie, ban me. Ban me because it's the only thing that brings you joy in the world, press that button. Get that dopamine release, secure the only thing that brings you joy in your pitiful existence. I'll be back on an alt. I hope it's worth it. Farewell.

you feel your body evaporate into existence before your very eyes. you watch as your body turns into dust, and the darkness consumes you. you see in front of you, before you get sucked into the voice, a monolith engraved in white text.

You, or another user on this computer has been banned for the following reason: Wouldn't let me erp him in maint as clown. omega cringe sneed. This ban is permanent.

[Addust]

I lie on the floor and hit the clown with my supermatter sword, dusting him instantly. I know that this is valid escalation because he was inconveniencing me as a janitor.

you hear a loud BWOINK, although you don't know from where. Suddenly, A voice calls to you.

Hey, got a second?

No, I do not have a second. My time is far too valuable to respond to a mere janitor criticizing me for making a decision in a roleplaying game. Go ahead, jannie, ban me. Ban me because it's the only thing that brings you joy in the world, press that button. Get that dopamine release, secure the only thing that brings you joy in your pitiful existence. I'll be back on an alt. I hope it's worth it. Farewell.

you feel your body evaporate into existence before your very eyes. you watch as your body turns into dust, and the darkness consumes you. you see in front of you, before you get sucked into the voice, a monolith engraved in white text.

You, or another user on this computer has been banned for the following reason: Wouldn't let me erp him in maint as clown. omega cringe sneed. This ban is permanent.

ADMIN COMPLAINT FILE #1336
Admin "Jannie"
Banned for refusal to ERP despite the fact that ERP is prohibited on /tg/terry.
Request immediate demotion.

[Phaseus]

ADMIN COMPLAINT FILE #1336
Response: Request denied. Seethis thread. ERP maintenance clowns have always been allowed and do not violate ERP rules on Terry Station. Maybe try moving to Sybil?

[TheBibleMelts]

create peanut

[outtogetya]

evade on campbell on second monitor while constantly refreshing the peanut

[Epicgamer545]

begin to cause a huge uprising in the player forums