holy shit its a cat

[scamoppi]

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no sudden movements or you might scare it away

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[Gallery Mode]
   [Records]
    - battle theme
    - battle victory
    - overworld travel
    - meowy farmstead

   [Achievements]
    - Pet it!
         (petted the cat)
    - Party time!
         (get another member to join your party)
    - Luigi Time!
         (unlock Luigi as a playable character)
    - You fucking broke it.
         (fuck with the timeline)

[scamoppi]

i may have procrastinated a little bit

sell feelings of guilt

somebody should patch this bug

you sold feelings of guilt!

[ INVENTORY ]
 - cat food x1
 - health potion x1
 - airline food x15
 - flight recorder x1
 - scrap metal x1
 - metal box x1
 - nuclear bomb x1
 - cash money x1

i give them a meta-class cargo freighter. i then hide in the traderoute, as cats cannot fly ships very well. the last thing i see is a meta-class freighter full of cats before i teleport onboard said freighter and curl up in the engine room in fear of what i have caused. several deathsquad units are destroyed.

the deathsquads try to stop them but they are CRUSHED by the cats

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[TheSmallBlue]

can i make the cat watch spongebob i love spongebob

[kinnebian]

can i kill the cat
as a joke

[scamoppi]

can i make the cat watch spongebob i love spongebob

the legal team doesn't need to know about this one

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can i kill the cat
as a joke

GONE WRONG (COPS CALLED)

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[kinnebian]

ok.... hmm... lets see...
can i use dark necromancy to revive the cat? maybe make it watch TV as well...

[kinnebian]

oh also can i sell the nuclear bomb

[Jonathan Gupta]

Sell catnip to other cats at a lower price margain to make other customers come to our cat dealer, slowly building up enough money to hire other catnip dealers and lowering the price even further.

[Rohen_Tahir]

Buy plane tickets to New York