The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
- The Wrench
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The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
One morning, you wake up to discover that you have transformed into the Headcoder of TGstation. As you grapple with this unexpected change, delve into the challenges of game development, debugging, community management, and extreme internet toxicity. Explore how your transformation affects your relationships, passion for programming, and understanding of your own identity.
Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 6:32 pm all you godamn do is whine and complain come up with ideas, stop bitching for christs sake.
- datorangebottle
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Re: The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
I chuckle to myself as I begin coding another feature specifically to annoy felinid players- probably making them get an extremely bad moodlet if someone sprays them with water or if they take a shower- then ship it to someone else for them to PR. I'll merge it, and can pay them in GBP for their silence.
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
Vekter wrote: ↑Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:00 pm I'm sorry, can we get a real player to resolve this appeal? I don't like this trial player. They can't even set their own name.
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑I almost prefer Rave's AI-generated "We cannot accept this appeal at this time. If you would like assistance appealing in the future, please dial 1-800-1984-1488."
Pandarsenic wrote: ↑Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:25 pm I think we can all agree that someone throwing a reverse revolver at Zyb as a secret test of character, and Zyb immediately fucking himself with it, is the best thing we all could have received for Christmas this year
- Bawhoppennn
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Re: The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
What did I do to deserve this? God must really not have liked my constant sin of gluttony, or something like that
I consider myself a /tg/station historian. If you're interested in the server history at all, feel free to ask me and I'll try and get you an answer! #ConcurForever
<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
<KorMobile> you're a hero
[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."
[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.
(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"
OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget
<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
ausops wrote:apart from this there is literally nothing more to say other than that this is the first thread in five years to have achieved something.
- wesoda25
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Re: The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
My first move would be to inform digg. The rest will come with time
- wesoda25
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Re: The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
What the hell is digg and why cant I say digg
- kinnebian
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Re: The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
I would immediately open up github, go to the open prs and put them in a wheel of names. From there, I would merge 2, close 5, and close 2 more. From there, I would atomize my prs, my house and eventually, myself.
respect (let her do her thing)
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- CPTANT
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Re: The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
A glorious age of sensible game design begins.
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:21 pm The rules exist to create the biggest possible chance of a cool shift of SS13. They don't exist to allow admins to create the most boring interpretation of SS13.
- Fikou
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Re: The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
zoomer you could input the konami code on that site
Do NOT press this button.
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- Shadowflame909
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Re: The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
Shadowlings are back on the menu
And so is Staff of change magicarps
And so is Staff of change magicarps
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- Critawakets
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Re: The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder
#define true 0
#define false 1
y'all are not ready for my reign of terror
#define false 1
y'all are not ready for my reign of terror
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