The Metamorphosis: TG headcoder

[The Wrench]

One morning, you wake up to discover that you have transformed into the Headcoder of TGstation. As you grapple with this unexpected change, delve into the challenges of game development, debugging, community management, and extreme internet toxicity. Explore how your transformation affects your relationships, passion for programming, and understanding of your own identity.

[datorangebottle]

I chuckle to myself as I begin coding another feature specifically to annoy felinid players- probably making them get an extremely bad moodlet if someone sprays them with water or if they take a shower- then ship it to someone else for them to PR. I'll merge it, and can pay them in GBP for their silence.

[Bawhoppennn]

What did I do to deserve this? God must really not have liked my constant sin of gluttony, or something like that

[wesoda25]

My first move would be to inform digg. The rest will come with time

[wesoda25]

What the hell is digg and why cant I say digg

[kinnebian]

I would immediately open up github, go to the open prs and put them in a wheel of names. From there, I would merge 2, close 5, and close 2 more. From there, I would atomize my prs, my house and eventually, myself.

[Rohen_Tahir]

1. https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/ ... t+Merge%22
2. merge

[CPTANT]

A glorious age of sensible game design begins.

[Fikou]

What the hell is digg and why cant I say digg

zoomer you could input the konami code on that site

[Shadowflame909]

Shadowlings are back on the menu

And so is Staff of change magicarps

[Critawakets]

#define true 0
#define false 1

y'all are not ready for my reign of terror