[Vekter/thatslyfox]-IAMMagikarp

[MrTheKingOfBananas]

Byond account and character name: IAMMagikarp

Banning admin: no clue

Ban type (What are you banned from?): Server

Ban reason and length: Forever , violating probation (killing a monkey)

Time ban was placed (including time zone): Long time ago

Your side of the story: I dunno want to try my luck because why not?

Why you think you should be unbanned: ??? honestly I don't know. It will be fun? I had pretty good memories from this server , rage , griffing , sorrow, and regret.

[TechnoAlchemist]

please no

[tedward1337]

Nope
Edit:
This ban was in place from Vekter/thatslyfox, however they aren't admins any longer. If you've played on any servers, get an admin from there to vouch, otherwise I'm still going with no until then.

[iamgoofball]

can we get a post of this guy's notes and shit so we know why you nerds are saying "please no"

because killing a monkey seems a little odd for a perma

[NikNakFlak]

Being a horrible shit (long notes), evaded a permaban, got unperma'd anyway, and then continued to be a shit.

[Saegrimr]

I was actually wanting to test out a way to parse the notes in a more sane way for forum posting. Not terribly efficient but it looks a little nicer at least.

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 2014-11-26  - saegrimr Sybil - Potential metacomms with Daman997.
 2014-11-27  - mrglasses91 Sybil - Confirmed metabuddies with Daman997, claim they do not metacomm
 2014-11-27  - thebiblemelts Sybil - Banned for 1440 minutes - Labeled a polyacid pill a 'food pill', which someone took.
 2014-11-27  - thebiblemelts Sybil - Banned from Chief Medical Officer, Medical Doctor, Geneticist, Virologist, Chemist - Mislabeled poison as harmless pills.
 2014-11-30  - niknakflak Sybil - Another "possible metagaming claim" where daman997 was killed and being tortured in a patient room for being a rev. He just "happened" to find his buddys body but claimed it was because the same guy stole from him. Was able to track the guy who stole Daman's body through maintenence when he shoudn't have been able to but it was impossible to prove. Daman's ghost was hovering over the guy who killed him so it's possible they were metacomming. Again, wasn't able to prove anything, keep a very close eye on them.
 2014-11-30  - tedward1337 Sybil - Banned for 1440 minutes - Killed the clown in a blob round because they were drawing on the floor
 2014-12-05  - tedward1337 Sybil - Banned from Captain, Head of Personnel, Head of Security, Chief Engineer, Research Director, Chief Medical Officer - Choked a wittness out while they were in cuffs as head of personnel. Said he wanted 'No wittness's to a crime he commited'
 2014-12-05  - tedward1337 Sybil - Banned for 1440 minutes - Choked a wittness out while they were in cuffs as head of personnel. Said he wanted 'No wittness's to a crime he commited'
 2014-12-14  - tedward1337 Sybil - Warned - Killed Ian as a sec borg because their laws dont cover killing non-humans (simple mobs). Told not to do this again, if they do, take action.
 2014-12-15  - stillchr Sybil - Banned for 4320 minutes - killed 3 people for trespassing as the Chef, moved straight to crushing them with the Shutters.
 2014-12-19  - scaredofshadows Sybil - Banned from Warden, Detective, Security Officer - Long attack list as non-antag Warden. Beating the clown to death and beating its corpse: "The clown stole my stunstick and tazer"
 2014-12-19  - vekter Sybil - SAME ROUND as sec jobban, ended up getting executed for rushing back into sec after being demoted, attacking the HoS and trying to retrieve his sec stuff (including weapons).
 2014-12-20  - kinglouisxiv Sybil - Spawned as a Centcom Official after going along with a gag involving the Thunderdome and kick mines. Did well up until the point where a lit lighter slipped out of his hand into a cloud of plasma.
 2014-12-20  - sometinyprick Sybil - Banned for 1440 minutes - Shitty escalation, simply does not understand how esclation works.
 2014-12-23  - scaredofshadows Sybil - Killed a player controlled golem for disarming him once. Does not understand why this is a bad thing. Warned.
 2014-12-23  - saegrimr Sybil - Ahelped over getting lasered to death and revived by the captain for attacking the captain. Seriously?
 2014-12-24  - hotelbravolima Sybil - Warned as AI to follow Law 2 and stop refusing people EVA access because Ayyy Lmao.
 2014-12-26  - cedarbridge Sybil - Called out asimov AI as rogue because it was told to set him to arrest via Law 2. "It was a nob" Doesn't seem to get why this is not ok. Ban on next occurance.
 2014-12-26  - scaredofshadows Sybil - Stabbing a clown with a crayon 15 times as security. Not a surprise from this guy.
 2014-12-27  - hotelbravolima Sybil - Observed stealing an advanced egun as a Lawyer and getting into a battle with Sec in the Fitness area. During a Nuke Ops round (before they arrived). Look at all the notes accumulated in one freaking month.
 2014-12-27  - ahammer18 Sybil - Banned for 120 minutes - Stabbed the warden for doing warden things, also has been acting shitty all night.
 2014-12-27  - ahammer18 Sybil - As of right now this player has added little to nothing to the community and has a hilariously long page of notes to back him up. I suggest a harsh ban the next time he stepps out of line, or is shitty to admins, like he is prone to doing. In other words, lets not take this guy's shit anymore.
 2014-12-29  - cedarbridge Sybil - Banned for 1440 minutes - Killed a player with a pile of glass shards because they had fought previously. Doesn't seem to understand escalation at all.
 2014-12-31  - scaredofshadows Sybil - Banned from Warden, Detective, Security Officer - Dragged a prisoner in crit into brig area of shuttle. Spaced them.
 2015-01-01  - tedward1337 Sybil - This player has been put on probation, any other slip ups will result in a ban. Notify either myself, or SoS. This will be removed when they have shown they have gotten better.
 2015-01-03  - vekter Sybil - Banned for 4320 minutes - Murdered another player for refusing to treat pun-pun and throwing a drink at him. Far too many warnings, over a page of notes in a little over a month. Violation of probation terms. This is a PROBATIONARY BAN and may be extended by headmin upon further review. On a more personal note, get out.
 2015-01-03  - vekter Sybil - Banned for 0 minutes - Murdered another player for refusing to treat pun-pun and throwing a drink at him. Far too many warnings, over a page of notes in a little over a month. Violation of probation terms. Permaban approved by Ikkarus. On a more personal note, get out and stay out.
 2015-01-11  - vekter Sybil - Ban evaded as IAMMagikarp
 2015-04-11  - vekter Sybil - Unbanned on probation. Anything worse than 12 hour ban = perma with no appeal. Connecting on the other ckey mentioned above = dumpster. Anyone is approved to act on this on my behalf.
 2015-04-11  - thatslyfox Sybil - Shuttle griff with space lube. Warned.
 2015-04-24  - bluespace Sybil - Permanently banned - Staff of changing a ton of people as non-antag, causing the death and round ends of people. Explain yourself on the forums.

[peoplearestrange]

Time to call a headmin for an "official" review me thinks.

[lollerderby]

Unless you come up with a much better reason why we should unban you, I don't see any reason to lift this.

[MrTheKingOfBananas]

I don't know it will be funny ?

[IrishWristWatch0]

I don't know it will be funny ?

It probably won't.

[lollerderby]

Denied, try a little harder next time.