Character name: Puke Chunks
Banning admin: intigracy
Ban type: PermaBan
Ban reason and length:
Your side of the story: Seems about right. There was also an incident involving a shower, a few people and me, obese from eating the stations entire supply of raisins, covering myself in chocolate with a chocolate bar, though I think intigracy was fine with that since he didn't mention it.
Why you think you should be unbanned: I'm not gonna lie. I didn't find anything wrong with what I did then, nor do I over a year later. Just seems like a very silly thing to get upset about in a game where people get eaten, heads get caved in on the reg and people abuse the clown for sport. I can't lie and pretend I suddenly am disgusted with my past self. It would be insulting to all involved. Though I can agree to stop rubbing chocolate on myself, I agree it is a waste of good cocoa, I can also agree to stop blowing on the cargo techs exposed legs despite them wearing those lil short shorts, I agree to not rub my butt or any other body part on borgs without the borgs consent and written approval from all heads of staff including any and all admins present, and I agree not to complement my co workers in hopes of boosting morale and making nanotrasen proud while they offer me a cushy job in return.
I officially, sincerely apologize to all parties who I offended through my actions and behavior. I hope in the time I have been gone you have found it in your hearts to forgive me. If not, I pray you will eventually forgive me in time as I am sorry I hurt your feelings. If you still thirst for my blood, take it, I have nothing left to give.
