Your character name: Rodrik Svenson
Their character name: Dr. Pepper
Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): No fucking clue.
Server and time: Sybil, round at 2015-11-18, 18:00~ server time.
Logs and/or screenshots: Well, I have those
Rodrik Svenson says, "Wow, Emily."
Dr. Pepper says, "2 high-level crimes. I hope you're both happy."
Rodrik Svenson says, "I..."
Emily Ranger says, "Sorry."
Emily Ranger says, "I messed up."
Dr. Pepper says, "Now you're going to labor camp."
Rodrik Svenson says, "SOmehow thought you would do better."
Emily Ranger says, "Dr. You arrested us on bogus charges."
Dr. Pepper buckles Emily Ranger to the chair!
You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
Emily Ranger says, "And are keeping us here under bogus pretenses."
Rodrik Svenson says, "Yeah, this is some shitler leverl shit."
Emily Ranger attempts to unbuckle themself!
Rodrik Svenson attempts to remove the handcuffs!
You attempt to remove the handcuffs... (This will take around 1 minutes and you need to stand still.)
Dr. Pepper says, "No, you're arrested for endangering the workplace. That wasn't a serious crime"
Emily Ranger says, "I hope the gods won't mind robusting this guy."
Dr. Pepper says, "What you just did, is."
Rodrik Svenson says, "I mean, you are the worst HoS I've seen since Futur."
Dr. Pepper says, "So you basically incriminated yourself. Like a dumbass."
Emily Ranger nods.
Rodrik Svenson says, "And Futur burned people alive for no reason."
Description of what happened:Dr. Pepper says, "Execution. They're done."
Usha-Ula hisses, "Nice attempt"
Micks Tape puts the stunbaton into the security backpack.
Usha-Ula has stunned Emily Ranger with the stunbaton!
Nyanbot has analyzed Dr. Pepper's vitals.
[Common] Malphas Grant says, "AI open please"
[Common] Lullaby states, "He's not dead just yet, thankfully."
Emily Ranger says, "We tried Rodrik."
Dr. Pepper says, "Yes, I need medical help, but i'm fine."
Rodrik Svenson says, "At least I die with honor."
Usha-Ula asks, "Why did yu ssshave them?"
Malphas Grant says, "A good ole prison riot."
Dr. Pepper says, "Captain, I say we execute them."
Joey Kirkson puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
Dr. Pepper says, "They tried to kill me"
Emily Ranger says, "At least I'm not the HoS."
Emily Ranger says, "Rightfully so."
Rodrik Svenson says, "РщЗю"
Rodrik Svenson says, "HoP."
Malphas Grant says, "Same, Rodrik."
Rodrik Svenson says, "Hos arrestd us for no raisin"
Emily Ranger asks, "HoP. Are you sane?"
Rodrik Svenson says, "Permabrigged us"
Malphas Grant says, "Yes I am sane."
Rodrik Svenson says, "And now wants to EXECUTE us for resisting."
Micks Tape says, "HoS, permission to put Emily in isolation"
Malphas Grant asks, "So uh, whats goin on here?"
Emily Ranger says, "HoP, the HOS arrested us for fighting consensually in the holodeck, threw us in interrogation, said we were lying, and kept us there forever."
Dr. Pepper says, "Alright"
Dr. Pepper asks, "And Rodrik?"
Dr. Pepper says, "He's a bad one too."
Emily Ranger says, "Then when we fought back, he perma'd us."
Malphas Grant says, "Okay, that's not ok, HoS."
Robust Softdrinks beeps, "Robust Softdrinks: More robust than a toolbox to the head!"
Emily Ranger says, "So yeah."
Dr. Pepper says, "No"
So, cult round. I'm engineer, I'm bored, I want to suicide. Since I don't want to blow myself up at HoP's line, I challenge Emily Ranger to a fistfight instead. She agrees, we meet at the gym and robust each other. Before we can finish, a beepsky comes and arrests us both - then security, headed by HoS Dr. Pepper, comes for us and arrests us.
HoS asks why we are in cuffs. Emily explains that we fought in the gym, but HoS doesn't believe us and demands a real story. He keeps us in the interrogation for 10 minutes, until we slip out of cuffs and try to escape. He takes out Emily with a taser, cuffs her and drags her to permabrig, meanwhile I uncuff myself and wait for him. When he returns, he tries to tase me, but can't, since unrobust scrub. Eventually he figures out that he needs a flashbang, uses it, cuffs me and permabrigs me too.
Now, a lyrical pause. In the previous gang round this very same HoS perma'd me after my peaceful surrender, refused to implant me and left me to rot in perma with blast doors closed, so I couldn't interact with other prisoners. This round, he did it again - but since Box is not a shit map and actually has cameras, I manage to get AI to open blast doors.
We try to escape again with slip memes, but HoS brings literally every shitcuriton he can find to the permabrig, cuffs us again and demands an execution from HoP. HoP doesn't allow it, so Dr. Pepper dresses us in the memeshirts, bucklecuffs us and pumps us full of morphine. Then he fucks off and dies fighting cult, I guess.
Why they should be banned:
Textbook shitcurity. Should be jobbanned.