Your character name: Random
Their character name: Calrad Cooper and Oedipus Rex (separate people)
Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it):
Server and time: Sybil, ~30mins ago
Logs and/or screenshots: see below
Description of what happened: Here are logs. Please read the whole thing.
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- I'm doing toxins. Calrad offers to empty the tanks and starts doing that.
Calrad Cooper says, "Bombus"
Calrad Cooper says, "I'll do the tanks"
- He hasn't emptied them and the hot mix is already halfway done heating.
Irene Neely says, "I need you to do the tanks in a non-retarded amouint of time"
Calrad Cooper says, "Goofball"
Irene Neely says, "Just give them to me if you're not up to it"
Calrad Cooper says, "Holy shit you need to heat up the fucking plasma first"
Irene Neely says, "It takes five minutes"
Irene Neely says, "Give them to me"
Calrad Cooper says, "Fuck you, do it yourself"
- He leaves, then shortly after storms in with a masked IDless man in a labcoat, who has a revolver. This person charges at me and shoots while Calrad takes all of the tank transfer valves so I can't do toxins. I found out later in the round that Oedipus Rex is not a traitor, but is instead the detective, who has renamed his gun to 'revolver'.
Calrad Cooper puts the tank transfer valve into the backpack.
Calrad Cooper puts the tank transfer valve into the backpack.
Calrad Cooper puts the tank transfer valve into the backpack.
Calrad Cooper puts the tank transfer valve into the backpack.
Calrad Cooper puts the tank transfer valve into the backpack.
Calrad Cooper puts the tank transfer valve into the backpack.
Oedipus Rex (as Unknown) exclaims, "PARIARCHY!"
Unknown fires the revolver!
Unknown puts the revolver into the backpack.
- I follow Calrad with a wrench and try to stun him, wanting my tank transfer valves back and assuming he's a traitor since some masked guy with a gun named 'revolver' helped him.
Irene Neely has bashed Calrad Cooper in the chest with the wrench!
Calrad Cooper asks, "Are you following me?"
Irene Neely has bludgeoned Calrad Cooper in the chest with the wrench!
Irene Neely has bashed Calrad Cooper in the chest with the wrench!
Calrad Cooper has disarmed Irene Neely!
Irene Neely has punched Calrad Cooper!
Calrad Cooper has disarmed Irene Neely!
Calrad Cooper has pushed Irene Neely!
Calrad Cooper has battered Irene Neely in the chest with the fire extinguisher!
Calrad Cooper has whacked Irene Neely in the chest with the fire extinguisher!
Calrad Cooper has bludgeoned Irene Neely in the left leg with the fire extinguisher!
Calrad Cooper has hit the Xenobiology Lab air scrubber #1 with the fire extinguisher.
Calrad Cooper attemped to disarm Irene Neely!
Calrad Cooper has disarmed Irene Neely!
Calrad Cooper has disarmed Irene Neely!
Irene Neely has punched Calrad Cooper!
- At this point, though it doesn't show in the text since he didn't shoot, the detective runs in again with his revolver. I run at him and try to disarm him but he runs away. Calrad is arrested by a security borg.
Calrad Cooper exclaims, "GUN!"
[Science] Carrot Top says, "Who the fuck is waking around science with a mask and revolver"
[Science] Carrot Top says, "Walking, even"
Carrot Top asks, "Anyone see where he went?"
[Common] Irene Neely says, "AI where is oedipus rex"
Irene Neely says, "AI where is oedipus rex"
[Common] Irene Neely says, "Track please"
Irene Neely says, "Track please"
Anton Gerasimov unbuckled themselves!
[Science] Calrad Cooper says, "He left"
Calrad Cooper says, "He can search here jesus"
Security Cyborg-171 states, "I must take him to the brig"
Irene Neely tries to remove Calrad Cooper's backpack.
Security Cyborg-171 states, "Yes Calrad"
Irene Neely tries to put the backpack on Calrad Cooper.
Irene Neely says, "OK"
You put the tank transfer valve into the satchel.
You put the tank transfer valve into the satchel.
You put the tank transfer valve into the satchel.
You are not holding anything to equip!
You put the tank transfer valve into the satchel.
You put the tank transfer valve into the satchel.
You put the tank transfer valve into the satchel.
- Calrad is released instantly by the security borg when they arrive at the brig, then runs back to toxins and takes my hot mix canister, which is the lynchpin of toxins, and tries to drag it over to the mixing pipes in order to mix it with plasma and oxygen, thereby ruining it and making toxins useless for the rest of the round.
Irene Neely attempted to disarm Calrad Cooper!
Irene Neely has disarmed Calrad Cooper!
Irene Neely has pushed Calrad Cooper!
Irene Neely has kicked Calrad Cooper!
Irene Neely has kicked Calrad Cooper!
Irene Neely has punched Calrad Cooper!
Irene Neely has weakened Calrad Cooper!
-The security cyborg charges in, despite Calrad having said nothing over the radio. The security cyborg immediately arrests me and does nothing as Calrad sabotages Toxins.
Irene Neely says, "Detain him"
Calrad Cooper exclaims, "HELP!"
Irene Neely says, "He's stealing canisters"
Calrad Cooper says, "HUMAN HARM<"
Irene Neely says, "Just to be a shithead"
Security Cyborg-171 states, "Freeze"
Security Cyborg-171 declares, "NOT ONE MORE ATTACK!"
Security Cyborg-171 declares, "ALL HALT!"
- Calrad is dragging the hot mix canister over to the mixing pipes again. I push him down non-harmfully.
Irene Neely has pushed Calrad Cooper!
Security Cyborg-171 fires the cyborg disabler!
Security Cyborg-171 fires the cyborg disabler!
Irene Neely is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Security Cyborg-171 fires the cyborg disabler!
Irene Neely is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Security Cyborg-171 fires the cyborg disabler!
Irene Neely is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Security Cyborg-171 fires the cyborg disabler!
Irene Neely is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Calrad Cooper exclaims, "HARM!"
Security Cyborg-171 fires the cyborg disabler!
Irene Neely is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Security Cyborg-171 fires the cyborg disabler!
Irene Neely is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Irene Neely says, "Stop him"
Security Cyborg-171 fires the cyborg disabler!
Irene Neely is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Security Cyborg-171 fires the cyborg disabler!
Irene Neely is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Security Cyborg-171 fires the cyborg disabler!
Irene Neely is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Security Cyborg-171 fires the cyborg disabler!
Calrad Cooper is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Security Cyborg-171 fires the cyborg disabler!
Calrad Cooper is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Irene Neely says, "STOP HIM"
Security Cyborg-171 fires the cyborg disabler!
Irene Neely is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Irene Neely has disarmed Calrad Cooper!
Irene Neely has disarmed Amos Moses!
Security Cyborg-171 has stunned you with the stunbaton!
Irene Neely says, "Borg"
Irene Neely says, "Please"
Calrad Cooper exclaims, "HAHAHA!"
Security Cyborg-171 is trying to put zipties on Irene Neely!
Calrad Cooper says, "She harmed me"
Irene Neely says, "2what the fuck borg"
- Calrad again drags the hot mix tank over to the mixing pipes and mixes it, ruining toxins.
Irene Neely says, "He's hit me too"
Calrad Cooper says, "Law 1, put her in the brig"
Calrad Cooper says, "I didn't touch that filthy whore"
Irene Neely says, "You just let him ruin toxins"
Calrad Cooper says, "You were here"
Security Cyborg-171 states, "I am bound by what I witness, you are the aggressor"
Calrad Cooper says, "You saw it"
Calrad Cooper exclaims, "Begone, wench!"
PM to-Admins: this guy calrad cooper just walked into toxins and deliberately mixed my hot mix with the non-useful gases, (thereby irrevocably ruining toxins), and called his secborg ooc friend here to arrest me when i punched and stunned him
- The security borg loses connection while dragging me through the halls. Someone uncuffs me. I return to toxins to try to salvage what I can. Calrad Cooper is there, further sabotaging it. I grab an extinguisher and beat him unconscious, then cablecuff him.
Irene Neely has bashed Calrad Cooper in the head with the fire extinguisher!
Irene Neely has bludgeoned Calrad Cooper in the head with the fire extinguisher!
Calrad Cooper has been knocked unconscious!
Irene Neely has slammed Calrad Cooper in the left leg with the fire extinguisher!
Irene Neely has battered Calrad Cooper in the head with the fire extinguisher!
You put the fire extinguisher into the satchel.
*---------*
This is Calrad Cooper!
He is wearing a scientist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a blood-stained scientist labcoat!
He has a backpack on his back.
He has blood-stained hands!
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Calrad Cooper (Scientist).
He has severe bruising!
He is bleeding!
He isn't responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.
*---------*
You wind some cable together to make some restraints.
Irene Neely is trying to put cable restraints on Calrad Cooper!
You handcuff Calrad Cooper.
You shake Calrad Cooper trying to get him up!
You shake Calrad Cooper trying to get him up!
You shake Calrad Cooper trying to get him up!
You hug Calrad Cooper to make him feel better!
- At this point, I'm dragging Calrad to medbay. I've just picked up an empty medkit and dropped it after I saw there was nothing inside with which to heal him.
[Common] Calrad Cooper exclaims, "AI WARDEN HELP Irene is back to kill me!"
Calrad Cooper exclaims, "AI WARDEN HELP Irene is back to kill me!"
- Based on this dude's previous questionable metaweirdness with the borg and the detective, the rest of the crew having no idea what's going on, and his willingness to lie, I'm likely to end up permabrigged if they see me dragging this bruised guy around in cuffs with him screaming about murder. I've also received no reply to my adminhelp and assume no one gives a shit about it. He's come back and fucked with me every time I've driven him off, so I space him to be rid of him for good.
[Common] Calrad Cooper exclaims, "171, she's spacing me!"
Calrad Cooper exclaims, "171, she's spacing me!"
Calrad Cooper gasps!
Irene Neely has grabbed Calrad Cooper passively!
Irene Neely has grabbed Calrad Cooper aggressively (now hands)!
Irene Neely has thrown Calrad Cooper.
- Ausops adminPMs me and asks why I 'escalated' even though the administrators were working on it. I explain that no one replied to my adminhelp. I end up getting banned for 720 minutes for 'Improper escalation, please read the rules.'
Also, I almost forgot: in deadchat a while later, Calrad Cooper says something to the effect of "Hey, if anyone's getting cloned, could you take a coincidental spacewalk out the east to recover my body?" I adminhelp this and nothing happens about it to my knowledge.