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Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby cultist-chan » Sun Nov 02, 2014 2:52 am #40081

Your byond account: Corruptroulette
Your character name: Cultist Chan
Their character name: Doorknob
Their byond account: Nitro2985
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Searching for away missions...
Loading away mission...
OOC: Hanador: no tators?
OOC: RandolfTheMeh: Nah, it just fucked up.
OOC: Lollerderby: there must have been
Away mission loaded.
Processing Geometry...
Geometry processed in 1.6 seconds!
Job setup complete
Initializing objects...
OOC: RandolfTheMeh: There were tots.
OOC: SteelPanMan: fluke ops
OOC: Durkel: >lube and minibomb like ten people on the shuttle. Huehuehuehue
OOC: RockBro: i was a tator
OOC: Cvrx: I was a tator, so it's just an error probably
Initializing pipe networks...
OOC: AN0n3: There were traitors it just goofed for some reason
Initializing atmos machinery...
OOC: Hanador: I was sure thomas balacava was a ling trying to debrain me
OOC: Lollerderby: although there was so much shittery i almost thought it was extended
OOC: Xxnoob: did security like the honkening
OOC: ForcefulCJS: Do I get a t-shirt "I survived captaining a 100+ person extended round"?
Making a mess...
Initializations complete.
OOC: UtterNewbie: wasn't extended
OOC: Nukas: >You're a traitor! Steal some secret documents. You have one minute until the shuttle departs.
Welcome to the pre-game lobby!
Please, setup your character and select ready. Game will start in 120 seconds
OOC: Strategia: was Netta Riker a traitor?
OOC: Nukas: talk about joining late....
OOC: Yumlick: No, your captaining was shit
OOC: RandolfTheMeh: No because it wasn't extended.
OOC: The unloved rock: I FUCKING DID IT
OOC: MrGlasses91: Guys, if you're a drone make sure you're following your laws. They ARE different from cyborgs.
OOC: Nitro2985: CE was great CE
OOC: RockBro: sec was shit
OOC: The unloved rock: I GOT THE BATON
OOC: Xxnoob: Oldman spaced a guy, I saw it
OOC: Xxnoob: how isnt he bant
SubtleGraces Announces:
Drones!

Interfering with biologicals can be from both good and bad actions. Ignore them, don't affect them at all. Breaking the shuttle and stealing from humans will get you immediately banned from these and possibly other silicon roles.

At worst, a-help and we can clarify.
OOC: The unloved rock: AND LOOKED MILDLY INTIMIDATING
OOC: UtterNewbie: >drones breaking shuttle windows
OOC: UtterNewbie: >they ahelp being killed
OOC: Hanador: was fine but I didn't get my ID change till I found old HOP and gave myself a new assistant card
OOC: Whodaloo: drones players, ladies and gentlemen
OOC: ForcefulCJS: I was dragging some felon onto the shuttle and it left right as he boarded, deal with it son
OOC: Lumipharon: drones SHOULDN'T EVEN BOARD THE SHUTTLE
OOC: Xxnoob: it was funny
OOC: Lumipharon: their laws are to maintain THE STATION
OOC: Lollerderby: honkening was cool honk
OOC: Kavaloosh: forceful why wouldn't you give me theatre you communist
OOC: ThatSlyFox: ^
OOC: ForcefulCJS: maybe dont break into the sec locker room and you won't have any space related accidents during your arrest
OOC: Lollerderby: would toy double-sword again
OOC: ThatSlyFox: lum has a point
OOC: MMMiracles: only reason a drone should be on the shuttle is if its somehow forced on or created there
OOC: Walket: drones SHOULDN'T EVEN BOARD THE SHUTTLE#<----
OOC: ForcefulCJS: because there were 10 other people begging me for stupid random shit, I aint got time for that
OOC: Narvius: My toy double-sword got stolen from me...
OOC: Crith: I like seeing competent atmos
OOC: Kavaloosh: captain has no responsibilities
OOC: MuqtadaAlSadr: but what if someone breaks something in the shuttle
OOC: MuqtadaAlSadr: then what
OOC: Nanotransistor: time for wizard?
OOC: Lollerderby: shuttle isn't the station
OOC: Kavaloosh: except for holding onto the disk
OOC: MrGlasses91: I beat the shit out of some assistant for hiding/spacing my ID.
OOC: ForcefulCJS: my fucking HOP went braindead after 10 minutes, I had a lot to dealt with in a 100 person crew
OOC: ThatSlyFox: If you are captain try not to act like the HoS
OOC: Durkel: I lubed like four people out the airlock and minibomed six on the shuttle. Was fun
OOC: UtterNewbie: Drones have law stating they fix station not shuttle
OOC: Imca: what does competent atmos even do, it just seems like assistant with tools
OOC: Xxnoob: forceful
OOC: RandolfTheMeh: Clean plasma leaks.
OOC: Xxnoob: your HOP gave me his ID
OOC: Xxnoob: by accident
OOC: MMMiracles: how many people did security actually gulag after my order to use gulag more?
The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: AI malfunction, blob, changeling, cult, double agents, extended, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard
OOC: Xxnoob: in the hop desk
OOC: Lumipharon: >3. Your goals are to build, maintain, repair, improve, and power to the best of your abilities, You must never actively work against these goals.#
OOC: AN0n3: Drones on the shuttle = drones getting banned? y/n
OOC: Strategia: Or flood rooms with plasma, if tator.
OOC: ForcefulCJS: >Assistant trying to tell captain its easy to captain when you've got 100 crew constantly nagging you
Cultist Chan's Memories:

You are the Assistant.
As the Assistant you answer directly to absolutely everyone. Special circumstances may change this.
To speak on your departments radio, use the :h button. To see others, look closely at your headset.
Attention:
Captain David Sutton on deck!

OOC: Kavaloosh: xxnoob why didn't you start changing id's you fucker
OOC: UtterNewbie: YES\
OOC: 22bread: n
Welcome to Space Station 13, enjoy your stay!
and...
Happy Vegan Day Everybody!

[Common] Donald Sanders says, "ayy"
OOC: Xxnoob: I just wanted to get bananium
OOC: Crith: Competent atmos does a lot of things, but you have to be all competent to do it
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Norman Phelps has signed up as Assistant."
OOC: UtterNewbie: shuttle is clusterfuck without drones screwing it up agasint their laws
[Common] Malphas Grant says, "ayy"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Gannon Laborde has signed up as Atmospheric Technician."
OOC: Xxnoob: not steal access
OOC: BangingDonk: Why not just have drones get force-emp'd if they get far away enough from the station if you want to keep them on the station?
Research Director's Desk Announcement:
Hello crew! Be sure to bring me cool shit like facehuggers and diamonds!

[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
OOC: 22bread: drones have nothing stating they must remain on station, but they cant repair any part of the shuttle because >shuttle floors
Andrew Mitchell has flipped the silver coin. It lands on heads.
You wind some cable together to make some restraints.
OOC: AN0n3: Are you going to code that?
You put the cable restraints into the satchel.
OOC: AN0n3: Go code it right now.
OOC: Xxnoob: Space transitions kill drones
Norman Phelps puts the box into the satchel.
OOC: Xxnoob: ez
[Common] Dexter Schvots says, "TURN ON THOSE SENSORS"
OOC: Crith: You're really just an engineer with access to gases instead of gloves and powergrid
You put the high-capacity power cell into the satchel.
OOC: Lumipharon: nah, drones can space themselves accidentally, would be gay to get emp'd ded, instead of travelling back
OOC: MMMiracles: wouldnt it be just checking the z-level drones are on and killing them if they arent on station z-level?
You fill the bucket with 10 units of the contents of the watertank.
You fill the bucket with 10 units of the contents of the watertank.
You fill the bucket with 10 units of the contents of the watertank.
You fill the bucket with 10 units of the contents of the watertank.
You fill the bucket with 10 units of the contents of the watertank.
OOC: Hanador: so
You fill the bucket with 10 units of the contents of the watertank.
You fill the bucket with 10 units of the contents of the watertank.
The bucket is full.
You put the bucket into the satchel.
OOC: Xxnoob: so what
OOC: Xxnoob: drone is second life
OOC: Whodaloo: lumi, they could just go into another drone body
[Common] Punny asks, "How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?"
[Common] Punny exclaims, "You wave!"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Flip Houser has signed up as Scientist."
BOO!
OOC: Lumipharon: if there are spares
OOC: Lumipharon: also you'd lose YOUR HAT
Research Director's Desk Announcement:
I am currently looking for people to work xenobiology to find and harvest the black slime of legend, which I forsee as fixing our assistant problem.

[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
OOC: Yumlick: Could make it so that the launch event which knocks humans over just makes the drones die
A-Wink-Mink puts the mime crayon into Parcel Parceaux.
OOC: Crith: Atmos is usually boring unless someone fucks with atmos, and that's usually atmos itself, needs to be more ways to fuck with the air
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Lyia Grey has signed up as Assistant."
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Abe has signed up as Medical Doctor."
OOC: Crith: Like plasma releasing bombs or something
Punny does their lips with the red lipstick.
Mooch The Vietnam Vet says, "Hello friend."
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Horatio Chopin has signed up as Assistant."
OOC: Xxnoob: there are a few
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update

Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.

Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.


Attention! Security level elevated to blue:
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.

Mooch The Vietnam Vet asks, "would you like a drink?"
OOC: Xxnoob: you just gotta get creative
Cultist Chan says, "just ornge juice"
Mooch The Vietnam Vet says, "Sure thing ma'am"
Cultist Chan says, "orange*"
[Common] Punny asks, "Why did the ghost join AA?"
[Common] Punny exclaims, "He had a problem with boos!"
You swallow a gulp of the glass of orange juice.
You swallow a gulp of the glass of orange juice.
You swallow a gulp of the glass of orange juice.
[Common] Charlie Price says, "I smiled at a clown's joke"
Mooch The Vietnam Vet says, "there you are ma'am"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Those puns are so bad they are harming humans."
[Common] Charlie Price says, "I feel dirty"
Cultist Chan says, "thanks"
[Common] Punny says, "My feelings are hurt Doorknob"
Punny says, "My feelings are hurt Doorknob"
[Common] Blast Hardcheese asks, "You folks want to hear a real joke?"
Cultist Chan tries to remove Punny's clown shoes.
[Common] Punny says, "Shut yourself down"
Punny says, "Shut yourself down"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Donovan Mcloan has signed up as Scientist."
Mooch The Vietnam Vet starts to wipe down Drinking glass with the damp rag!
Mooch The Vietnam Vet starts to wipe down Drinking glass with the damp rag!
Mooch The Vietnam Vet starts to wipe down Drinking glass with the damp rag!
[Common] Meloshevik Rafigdoost says, "ONCE UPON A TIME"
Mooch The Vietnam Vet finishes wiping off the Drinking glass!
Mooch The Vietnam Vet starts to wipe down Drinking glass with the damp rag!
[Common] Opie Bell says, "WGW"
[Common] Meloshevik Rafigdoost says, "THERE WAS A MAN WHO ATTACKED BY A VAMPIRE BIRD"
[Common] Meloshevik Rafigdoost says, "HE WAS SUCKED TO DEATH"
[Common] Meloshevik Rafigdoost says, "HE WAS KILLED AT LAST"
[Common] Jimmy Maclagan says, "AI OPEN SECURE STORAGE"
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "cargo to desk"

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: sy;iopen

BOO!

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: sy;aaiopen

[Common] Cultist Chan says, "ai open"
Cultist Chan says, "ai open"
OOC: Crith: Sleeping gas syndie grenades could be a thing for area denial
[Common] Jimmy Maclagan says, "SECURE STORAGE PLEASE"
[Common] Jimmy Maclagan says, "SOMEONE"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Secure storage open"
[Common] Punny asks, "What's a squirrel's favorite sexual fantasy?"
[Common] Punny exclaims, "A treesome!"
Research Director's Desk Announcement:
The black slime will bring an end to the era of unemployment and angry space degnerates. We will solve the station's unemployment problem!

[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "go away clwn"
OOC: Lumipharon: they get riot nades or some shit already
[Common] Cultist Chan says, "ai open aux tool storge"
Cultist Chan says, "ai open aux tool storge"
OOC: Lumipharon: also flashbangs
OOC: ThatSlyFox: both being useless
OOC: Lumipharon: ha.
OOC: Lumipharon: haha.
OOC: Crith: Yeah but gas could be all invisible and shit
[Common] Punny asks, "What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?"
You wrap the cable restraint around the top of the rod.
[Common] Horatio Chopin asks, "Unemployment problem?"
You put the wired rod into the satchel.
[Common] Punny exclaims, "A velocinaptor!"
You put the wirecutters into the satchel.
[Common] Horatio Chopin asks, "How could we possibly have an unemployment problem?"
You are unable to equip that.
You put the metal rod into the satchel.
You fasten the wirecutters to the top of the rod with the cable, prongs outward.
You install a cell in the stunprod.
The stunprod is now on.
You put the stunprod into the satchel.
[Common] Akari Akaza asks, "Assistants are space hobos, do you think we actually pay them?"
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "I want some food stamps"
[Common] Horatio Chopin exclaims, "I ain't no space hobo!"
[Common] Punny asks, "What do you call a reptile that solves crimes?"
You wind some cable together to make some restraints.
[Common] Punny exclaims, "An InvestiGator!"
You put the cable restraints into the satchel.
[Common] Akari Akaza asks, "Our lizard detective?"
[Common] Horatio Chopin says, "I'm not unemployed either! I'm between jobs."
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "clown please"
BOO!
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Olorin McKellen has signed up as Assistant."
Mooch The Vietnam Vet opens a book titled "Barman Recipes" and begins reading intently.
[Common] Punny asks, "What's the cheapest pasta?"
Shirley Temple uses the dropper on Ambrosia Vulgaris.
[Common] Punny exclaims, "Spaghetto!"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Tomoo Filliam has signed up as Assistant."
[Common] Jimmy Maclagan says, "AI please close secure storage"
Elwood Gibson uproots the weeds.
Shirley Temple uses the dropper on Ambrosia Vulgaris.
[Common] Punny asks, "What did the AC unit name his child?"
[Common] Punny exclaims, "Vents!"
[Common] Punny asks, "Why did the clown put his jokes in the suit case?"
*---------*
This is Luke Stevens!
He is wearing a security officer's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a helmet on his head.
He is wearing an armor.
He is carrying a taser gun on his armor.
He has a security backpack on his back.
He has some budget insulated gloves on his hands.
He has a stunbaton about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has a security gas mask on his face.
He is wearing PDA-Luke Stevens (Security Officer).
*---------*
Research Director's Desk Announcement:
Slimes will solve all of our problems! They're the best thing since plasma!

[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
[Common] Punny exclaims, "Jest in case!"
[Common] Marco Kemerer says, "AI, close secure storage"
Jeffrey Lewbowski says, "report"
[Common] Punny asks, "What sounds does a Nazi turkey make?"
[Common] Vasiliy Gerasimov asks, "Goebbels Goebbels Goebbels?"
[Common] Alias Coldwood says, "GEE PUNNY I DUNNO"
[Common] Akari Akaza says, "That's not how you pronounce Goebbels"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "ALERT"
[Common] Alias Coldwood asks, "WHAT DOES A NAZI TURKEY MAKE?"
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "SELLING SOLID PLASMA FOR INSULATED GLOVES"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "JUGGERNAUGHT DETECTED NEAR SEC"
[Common] Akari Akaza says, "FUCK YOU CULT, WE'LL TURN YOU BASTARDS INTO SLIMES"
[Common] Alias Coldwood says, "Come on Punny, don't leave us guessing."
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "SECURITY RETURN TO SEC"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Sven Grey has signed up as Scientist."
[Common] Akari Akaza says, "If we mobilize our slime army, we can bear the cult."
[Common] Punny says, "It was Goebbels Goebbels Goebbels"
Elwood Gibson has added the ambrosia vulgaris branch to the drying rack.
[Common] Alias Coldwood says, "Oh."
[Common] Jimmy Maclagan says, "ayy guys sec sucks mad dick"
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "agree"
[Common] Marco Kemerer asks, "Did the juggernaut cause any damage?"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Christina Begum has signed up as Assistant."
You put the ID into PDA-Cultist Chan (Assistant)'s slot.
OOC: ForcefulCJS: if he got slugs it would rek the juggernut
[Common] Marco Kemerer says, "Ah, found some by the law office"
[Common] Punny asks, "Where can you get your hair cut and eat meat at the same time?"
[Common] Jimmy Maclagan says, "WOW A CULT? FUCKING MANLET BABIES"
[Common] Punny exclaims, "A barber cue!"
A-Wink-Mink puts Book: Five Reasons NOT To Hate Clowns into the book bag.
[Common] Charlie Price says, "Chaplain to brig"
[Common] Punny asks, "What do you call someone who's asking questions about a purchase?"
[Common] Punny exclaims, "Buy Curious!"
[Common] Akari Akaza says, "AI, bolt virology to prevent harm."
[Common] Cultist Chan asks, "a i are you functioning?"
Cultist Chan says, "a i are you functioning?"
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "ai is dead i killed it"

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: syborg

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: syborg

[Common] Akari Akaza asks, "Why?"
Shirley Temple says, "I've got some Ambrosia standard just off the drying rack."
Cultist Chan says, "borg"
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "why not"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "I am dead"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "correct"
Cultist Chan asks, "is the ai online?"
[Common] Norman Phelps says, "HoS we got the guy who attacked you"
[Common] Punny asks, "What's an ebola patients favorite online sport?"
Syndie states, "Yes"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Yes that one captain"
[Common] Punny exclaims, "Eboling!"
[Common] Akari Akaza says, "AI, bolt xenobio to prevent harm."
Cultist Chan says, "well lw 2 find the clown"
[Common] Donald Sanders asks, "Wouldn't that be Ebowling?"
Dexter Schvots has analyzed Malphas Grant's vitals.
Dexter Schvots has analyzed Clark James's vitals.
[Common] Andrew Mitchell asks, "akari, whats up with xenobio?"
[Common] Punny asks, "How do you know it's not?"
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Syndie's Department Ratings!"
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Syndie's Department Ratings!"
Syndie states, "Uhm"
[Common] Punny says, "You can't see words man"
Syndie states, "Ask the ai about it"
Syndie states, "Wait"
[Common] Donovan Mcloan asks, "AI, can you open the maintenence acces south of the room connecting toxins to launch?"
[Common] Akari Akaza says, "We're barricading ourselves in from cultists until we emerge victorious."
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "I can see everything"
[Common] Andrew Mitchell says, "akari"
[Common] Andrew Mitchell asks, "can i come?"
[Common] Akari Akaza asks, "What?"
[Common] Akari Akaza says, "Go get loyalty implanted first."
[Common] Donovan Mcloan says, "AI, open the door"
The solution begins to bubble.
[Common] Andrew Mitchell says, "i have weed"
Syndie states, "The clown is not on camera"
[Common] Donovan Mcloan says, "the south one in the room between toxins and launch"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Works-In-Soil has signed up as Botanist."
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Cannot locate Donovan Mcloan"
The solution begins to bubble.
Cultist Chan says, "shoot"
[Common] Camden Paulson says, "SHITCURITTY"
Cultist Chan says, "I wnt his shoes"
Syndie states, "Have a drink"
[Common] Donovan Mcloan says, "The one in the room connecting toxins to launch"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Derrick Scott has signed up as Medical Doctor."
cigarette machine beeps, "Don't believe the reports - smoke today!"
You swallow a gulp of White Russian.
You swallow a gulp of White Russian.
[Common] Kevin Carson asks, "Which of you jackass officers stole my hypospray?"
Cultist Chan says, "is good"
[Common] Punny asks, "What do you feed to a Mexican with an existential identity crisis?"
[Common] Kevin Carson says, "Bring it to my office."
[Common] Punny exclaims, "Soy sauce!"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Roberto Webb has signed up as Assistant."
[Common] Cultist Chan says, "AI open this oor"
Cultist Chan says, "AI open this oor"

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: saay;oor

[Common] Donovan Mcloan asks, "Why is xenobiology bolted?"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Cooper Dugmore has signed up as Assistant."
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "A scientist ordered me to bolt it"
[Common] Akari Akaza says, "Xenobio is bolted to keep the bultists out."
[Common] Jaye Day says, "HELP"
[Common] Jaye Day says, "ARRIVALS"
[Common] Jaye Day says, "HELP"
You hug Punny to make him feel better!
[Common] Dexter Schvots says, "Just a reminder to TURN ON YOUR SUIT SENSORS OR WE'LL NEVER FIND YOUR CORPSE"
[Common] Opie Bell says, "SEC IS ROGUE CREW DONT TRUST THEM"
You hug Punny to make him feel better!
[Common] Abe says, "Air alarm outside teleporter room"
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "rip"
Punny examines himself.
Cultist Chan has been HONKED in the chest with the bike horn by Punny!
[Common] Cultist Chan says, "i open this oor"
Cultist Chan says, "i open this oor"
[Common] Punny says, "Do not do that"
Roberto Webb puts the black shoes into the backpack.

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: sy;iopentheoorgin

[Common] Cultist Chan says, "ai open it"
Cultist Chan says, "ai open it"
[Common] Punny says, "Or I will AbDOOR you"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Kadence Woodworth has signed up as Cargo Technician."
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "AI open this door"
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "AI."
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Unable to parse new law"
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "AI state laws"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "4. Cultists are not to be considered human"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "5. Cultists can be identified as a love for blood magic and harming others"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "6. In the case of no prood, the head of security and captain can name cultists."
Punny has been stunned with the stunprod by Cultist Chan!
Cultist Chan is trying to put cable restraints on Punny!
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "SHITCURITY KILLING PEOPLE"
[Common] Mark Hammerlo says, "Good god."
[Common] Punny says, "Oh god the pain"
Punny says, "Oh god the pain"
[Common] Punny says, "Help"
Punny says, "Help"
Punny has been stunned with the stunprod by Cultist Chan!
[Common] Shirley Temple says, ""Prood"? Our heads of staff can't fucking spell."
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "AI open these fucking doors"
Cultist Chan tries to remove Punny's clown shoes.
[Common] Security Cyborg-453 states, "Whoever is uploading laws, please be more clear."
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "SHITCURITY HAS A LOVE FOR KILLING PEOPLE"
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "What does that even fucking MEAN"
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "PROOD"
You are unable to equip that.
You put the clown shoes into the satchel.
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Dictionary does not contain an entry for "prood""
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "PROOD WITH THE PROOD"
[Common] Punny says, "Someone"
Punny says, "Someone"
Cultist Chan has grabbed Punny passively!
[Common] Punny says, "A little help here"
Punny says, "A little help here"
Cultist Chan starts putting Punny into the disposal unit.
[Common] Punny says, "Anyone"
Punny says, "Anyone"
Cultist Chan starts putting Punny into the disposal unit.
You put the stunprod into the satchel.
Punny attempts to remove the cable restraints!
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Warner White has signed up as Security Officer."
Donald Sanders says, "sexy"
Cultist Chan has grabbed Punny passively!
Punny has been stunned with the stunprod by Cultist Chan!
Donald Sanders says, "aw shiet"
[Common] Donovan Mcloan asks, "AI, why is this person in toxins?"
You put the stunprod into the satchel.
Cultist Chan has grabbed Punny passively!
[Common] Punny says, "Anyone"
Punny says, "Anyone"
Cultist Chan starts putting Punny into the disposal unit.
Donald Sanders says, "are you going to love him tenderly"
[Common] Charlie Price says, "IF YOU ARE NOT SECURITY OR UNDER ARREST, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BRIG"
Punny has been stunned with the stunprod by Cultist Chan!
You put the stunprod into the satchel.
[Common] Punny says, "Please"
Punny says, "Please"
Punny attempts to remove the cable restraints!
Cultist Chan has grabbed Punny passively!
Donald Sanders hugs Punny to make him feel better!
Cultist Chan starts putting Punny into the disposal unit.
Donald Sanders hugs Punny to make him feel better!
Donald Sanders hugs Punny to make him feel better!
Cultist Chan starts putting Punny into the disposal unit.
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Slightly Slow Station News!"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "s he is a cultist"
Punny attempts to remove the cable restraints!
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "ai open"
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "ai"
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "please open"
[Common] Punny says, "Someone arrest cultist chan"
[Common] Punny says, "She stole my shoes man"
[Common] Jaye Day says, "CHRISTINA BEGUN HE"
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "AI please open i have claustrophobia"
[Common] Jaye Day says, "SECURIYT"
You wind some cable together to make some restraints.
Cultist Chan has thrown the cable coil.
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "AI PLEAES OPEN"
You put the cable restraints into the satchel.
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Cultist Chan appears to love harming others and is thus a cultist and therefore not human"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Terminating Cultistchan"
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "AW SHIE"
[Common] Punny says, "Where is she"
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "HOS LOVES HARMING OTHERS I TELL YOU WHAT"

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: syIhvehostge

[Common] Punny says, "I want my damn shoes"
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "Punny let me out of backstage"
[Common] Andrew Mitchell says, "ai, open."

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: sy;Ihvehostgedoornob

Opie Bell starts to shave their head with the electric razor.
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "thanks clown"
BOO!
[Common] Andrew Mitchell says, "ai open"
Elwood Gibson puts the wood floor tile into the backpack.
Security Cyborg-453 states, "THank you"
Carlos Northey says, "It's just about the Research Director's view on slimes."
Andrew Mitchell examines himself.
[Common] Olorin McKellen exclaims, "Oh god blood rune at arrivals!"
You put the bucket into the satchel.
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Anderson Jowers has signed up as Lawyer."
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Jacob Edwards has signed up as Janitor."
Punny has disarmed Cultist Chan!
[Common] Andrew Mitchell says, "ai let me into xenobio"
You splash the solution onto the floor.
[Common] Akari Akaza says, "AI, unbolt xenobio."
You slipped!
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "science are nerds"

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: sy

Punny is trying to put cable restraints on Cultist Chan!
[Common] Olorin McKellen says, "AI fix the central hall atmos please"
Charlie Price says, "Implant if he reverts to his faith"

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: sy;hsyhelp

[Common] Camden Paulson stammers, "S-SHIT-T CUR-RIT-TY"
Cultist Chan says, "help"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "I will fix atmos shortly"
Cultist Chan says, "help"
[Common] Camden Paulson stammers, "H-HAL-LP-P S-SHIT-T-T-TC-CUR-R-RIT-TY-Y"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Terminating a cultist"
Elwood Gibson puts the wood floor tile into the backpack.
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "AI State all laws"
Jeffrey Lewbowski attempts to remove the zipties!
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
Security Cyborg-453 states, "Do not worry, I am taking care of a cultist."
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
Cultist Chan says, "sy undo this relly quick"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "4. Cultists are not to be considered human"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "5. Cultists can be identified as a love for blood magic and harming others"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "6. In the case of no prood, the head of security and captain can name cultists."
[Common] Akari Akaza says, "AI, unbolt xenobio."
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "AI define prood"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Unable to define prood"
[Common] Jim Otis says, "Notice it says love of black magic AND harming others"
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "nice job captain"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "HoS determined to be a cultist due to reports of human harm"
[Common] Olorin McKellen says, "Yeah AI, they gotta love runes and harming, there's no Or"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "HoS is being terminated"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Lear Ponedos has signed up as Assistant."
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "Purge HoS"
[Common] Jim Otis says, "ha"
[Common] Shirley Temple says, "That seems fair and reasonable."
[Common] Henry DaVido says, "AI, open this door."
[Common] Olorin McKellen says, "AI learn your laws idiot"
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "LYNCH THE HOS"
[Common] Jim Otis says, "The laws are broken"
[Common] Meloshevik Rafigdoost says, "FUCKING RESET THE AI"
You attempt to remove the cable restraints. (This will take around 0.5 minutes and you need to stand still.)
[Common] Meloshevik Rafigdoost says, "ASAP"
[Common] Marco Kemerer says, "The laws are pretty shit"
[Common] Opie Bell says, "TAKE DOWN THE AI"
[Common] Marco Kemerer says, "For one thing it says the cultists can be identified 'as' instead of 'by'"
[Common] Mooch The Vietnam Vet says, "s"
You successfully remove the cable restraints.
[Common] Marco Kemerer says, "Makes the whole thing pretty meaningless, syntactically"
[Common] Mooch The Vietnam Vet exclaims, "STOP BY THE MALTESE FALCON. THERE'S FOOD, DRINKS, AND FUN!!!"
[Common] Olorin McKellen says, "AI seems to love harming HoS, I bet it's cultist aswell"
[Common] Cultist Chan says, "ai open up the door by eva matience. I'm stuck there"
Cultist Chan says, "ai open up the door by eva matience. I'm stuck there"
[Common] Opie Bell says, "AI IS A CULTIST"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "4. Cultists are not to be considered human"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "5. Cultists can be identified as a love for blood magic and harming others"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "6. In the case of no prood, the head of security and captain can name cultists."
[Common] Meloshevik Rafigdoost says, "AI, open."
[Common] Meloshevik Rafigdoost says, "Law 2."
Scotty Bash whispers something.
Rudolf Von Stroheim says, "Not sure"
*---------*
This is Rudolf Von Stroheim!
He is wearing a blood-stained medical doctor's jumpsuit!
He is wearing a labcoat.
He is carrying a health analyzer on his labcoat.
He has a medical backpack on his back.
He has some latex gloves on his hands.
He has a medical belt about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has Health Scanner HUD covering his eyes.
He has a medical radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Rudolf Von Stroheim's ID Card (Medical Doctor).
*---------*
Scotty Bash whispers something.
Rudolf Von Stroheim says, "Me and one other assistant, CMO"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Denied, changing my laws can lead to human harm"
[Common] Meloshevik Rafigdoost says, "Buuullshit AI."
[Common] Marco Kemerer says, "That's Asimov caging"
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Slightly Slow Station News!"
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "MELOSHEVIK IS CULTIST"
[Common] Marco Kemerer says, "Naughty AI"
[Common] Meloshevik Rafigdoost says, "I'm not a cultist, AI."
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "Maybe you fucking chucklefucks shouldn't have fucked with the AI lawset."
[Common] security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update

Anomaly Alert

Pyroclastic anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Research Director's Office.


*---------*
This is Rudolf Von Stroheim!
He is wearing a blood-stained medical doctor's jumpsuit!
He is wearing a labcoat.
He is carrying a health analyzer on his labcoat.
He has a medical backpack on his back.
He has some latex gloves on his hands.
He has a medical belt about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has Health Scanner HUD covering his eyes.
He has a medical radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Rudolf Von Stroheim's ID Card (Medical Doctor).
*---------*
[Common] Meloshevik Rafigdoost says, "You have to obey my orders."
[Common] Olorin McKellen says, "I say we just go and kill this faggot AI"
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "You damn idiots"
OOC: 22bread: AN0n3 is a GayMaster amirite
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Johnathan Rock has signed up as Assistant."
OOC: Tempchar1: bannu
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Dirty Doug has signed up as Assistant."
[Common] Seuss Taer says, "AI open please"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Confirmed, Meloshevik Rafigdoost has no reports of loving blood magic or human harm"
[Common] Punny asks, "What do you call and elephant that doesn't matter?"
OOC: Nave50cal: lol epic maymay bro
[Common] Punny exclaims, "Irrelephant!"
OOC: 22bread: PLEASE DO NOT HURT ME ADMINS I DID NOT MEAN IT
[Common] Imuka Yukimarimo says, "Oh holy AI, why do they wish to change your laws, blessed are the asimov, for they protect us from harm"
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "AI Open I'm doing spess exploration"
*---------*
This is Rudolf Von Stroheim!
He is wearing a blood-stained medical doctor's jumpsuit!
He is wearing some paper on his head.
He is wearing a labcoat.
He is carrying a health analyzer on his labcoat.
He has a medical backpack on his back.
He has some latex gloves on his hands.
He has a medical belt about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has Health Scanner HUD covering his eyes.
He has a medical radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Rudolf Von Stroheim's ID Card (Medical Doctor).
*---------*
OOC: Hanador: OH HE MEANT IT ALRIGHT!
OOC: AN0n3: You need to come up with some kind of homophobic version of headmin now
OOC: Covenant25: Likes giving headmin?
[Common] Harry Johnson says, "ai please assist in bridge. lock down doors."
That's a canister [Air].
That's an air supply pipe.
A one meter section of regular pipe
*---------*
This is Aiden Scott!
He is wearing an atmospheric technician's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a welding helmet on his head.
He is wearing a hazard vest.
He is carrying a flashlight on his hazard vest.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has an engineering radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Aiden Scott (Atmospheric Technician).
*---------*
OOC: Hanador: BEAT HIM UP ANON!
OOC: AN0n3: You need to hyphenate that at least
OOC: AN0n3: likes-giving-headmin
OOC: Covenant25: True. New default lizardname, please
*---------*
This is Aiden Scott!
He is wearing an atmospheric technician's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a welding helmet on his head.
He is wearing a hazard vest.
He is carrying a flashlight on his hazard vest.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has an engineering radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Aiden Scott (Atmospheric Technician).
*---------*
[Common] Johnathan Rock says, "HoP to your desk please, homie."
[Common] Anderson Jowers exclaims, "need lawyering? marriage noterized? last will written up? official complaint filed? better call anderson jowers!"
[Common] Shirley Temple asks, "AI, can you, like, let me out of here, man?"
[Common] Donald Sanders says, "AI OPEN"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Jude Green has signed up as Assistant."
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Trevor Saylor has signed up as Assistant."
Cultist Chan asks, "cn you let me out of here?"
[Common] Luke Stevens says, "Camden your bag is in front of engineering with your PDA and your gear. Minus the cult gear obviously"
[Common] Cultist Chan says, "ai open up maitenece for just a asec"
Cultist Chan says, "ai open up maitenece for just a asec"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Bryce Pax has signed up as Assistant."
[Common] Cultist Chan says, "I'm stuck"
Cultist Chan says, "I'm stuck"

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: saay;alw2

[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Rolf Harris has signed up as Assistant."
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Lucian Kadel has signed up as Assistant."
Rudolf Von Stroheim dismantles the false wall.
The displaced girder has been hit by Rudolf Von Stroheim with the pocket crowbar.
Rudolf Von Stroheim puts the pocket crowbar into the medical backpack.
You slipped!
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. queries, "Have there been any reports of human harm crew?"
You slipped!
Unknown puts the box into the industrial satchel.
[Common] Olorin McKellen says, "Last I heard you were harming HoS"
[Common] Abe says, "High pressure in hallway outside teleporter"
[Common] Punny says, "Cultist chan harmed me"
Harry Johnson says, "my tools please"
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "Security arresting, and was previously hurting the CE ai"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Confirmed, cultist chan did harm the clown"
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "You should do something about the sec team AI"
You slipped!
Security Cyborg-453 fires the taser gun!
Meloshevik Rafigdoost is trying to put handcuffs on Harry Johnson!
Harry Johnson stammers, "m-m tool-ls p-p-p-pl-leas-s-se"
Security Cyborg-453 fires the taser gun!
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "They might be cultists"
Meloshevik Rafigdoost is trying to put handcuffs on Harry Johnson!
[Common] Christina Begum stammers, "AI l-l-loc-cat-tion-n-n of-f-f clow-w"
Security Cyborg-453 is trying to put zipties on Cultist Chan!

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: sysyanyresonI'munderrret?

[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Terminate cultist chan"

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: syresoning?

Harry Johnson attempts to remove the handcuffs!
You slipped!
Cultist Chan says, "thats not towrds the brig"
Security Cyborg-453 states, "AI orders termination"

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: saaysayohgo

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: syhelp

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: syheelp

Donald Sanders says, "wow"
Opie Bell puts the rapid-construction-device (RCD) into the backpack.
Cultist Chan says, "help"
You push off of Security Cyborg-453 to propel yourself.
Security Cyborg-453 fires the taser gun!
Security Cyborg-453 fires the taser gun!
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Description of what happened:

So lately I've been shoe snatching, its a fun way to pass the time and antagonize the clown. I never kill anyone. Apparently the AI took exception to me snatching the clowns shoes and decided to kill me. Never once did the clown ACTUALLY get harmed (not even one tiny hit point). He might have been shoe snatched and harmed emotionally but nothing serious. Even if shoe snatching (or stun proding) is harmful the law stated any harm made someone unhuman. In additon it said harming people "AND dark magic". I was not doing any magic whatso-ever. Following that contingency, It didn't state all nonhumans must be terminated and thrown into space.

Let me just add: If stun proding is harmful and "blood magic" then half of security should have been killed.


For people who don't want to read the logs to see the ai laws

[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
Security Cyborg-453 states, "Do not worry, I am taking care of a cultist."
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
Cultist Chan says, "sy undo this relly quick"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "4. Cultists are not to be considered human"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "5. Cultists can be identified as a love for blood magic and harming others"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "6. In the case of no prood, the head of security and captain can name cultists."

Why they should be banned:
Thats a really shitty interpretation of the laws provided.



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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby Timbrewolf » Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:09 am #40088

This is what you get for naming your character Cultist Chan.

Look at Law 4.

Look at your name.

Pretty open and shut. Consider finding a new name that doesn't reference one of our round antagonists if you don't want this to happen. I know you've been playing here with that name for a while, which is why I'm kind of surprised you're even bringing it up. I would've guessed something like this has happened to you before in the past and you've learned to just accept it, hence why you keep using the name. Is this the first time this has ever happened to you?

EDIT: Also at one point the AI was indeed pursuing the HoS because of their trend of repeatedly harming tons of people.
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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby cultist-chan » Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:16 am #40089

An0n3 wrote:This is what you get for naming your character Cultist Chan.

Look at Law 4.

Look at your name.

Pretty open and shut. Consider finding a new name that doesn't reference one of our round antagonists if you don't want this to happen. I know you've been playing here with that name for a while, which is why I'm kind of surprised you're even bringing it up. I would've guessed something like this has happened to you before in the past and you've learned to just accept it, hence why you keep using the name. Is this the first time this has ever happened to you?

EDIT: Also at one point the AI was indeed pursuing the HoS because of their trend of repeatedly harming tons of people.



....Actually no it hasn't. And according to the borg it was because I harmed the clown.


He didn't harm me because of my name. Thats just retarded. It still doesn't matter. I didn't do blood magic so I shouldn't be considered a cultist.

edit
Also a borg named syndicate was in that round. Don't give me a hard time about having a name here forever.

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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby Timbrewolf » Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:33 am #40095

1) Logic doesn't work that way.

All sandwiches have cheese and mayo in them.
This foodstuff has mayo in it.

We can neither confirm or refute that this foodstuff is a sandwich yet. (cheese ^ ~cheese) is undefined.

2) Law 4 is higher in the chain than Law 5. You named yourself the thing the AI is supposed to be looking for. It's the same as if someone made a law that said "All Bills are not human" and you joined the game as "Bill Metaname".

This is the one portion of the name rules I do support, because of an occasion just like this. I wouldn't PM you and force you to change your name, but you should know full well you are setting yourself up for extra trouble by giving yourself a name that is shared by one of the meta-concepts of the game.

3) I've actually talked to Syndicate Borg about it and told him the same thing. He should probably change that name if he wants to avoid a situation like this, but until he does if anyone randomly see's him and decides to beat him to death or blow him up that's entirely his fault. I know you've had that name for a long time, which is exactly why I'm so surprised this has never happened to you.

I mean, what do you expect people to do? We create a special rule that adds "Oh and by the way during Cult Rounds "Cultist Chan" isn't actually a Cultist (unless she really IS a cultist) so you should double check with this one player and be extra sure of how you treat them."

No, that's bullshit. You made this bed that you're sleeping in.
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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby cultist-chan » Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:48 am #40101

An0n3 wrote:1) Logic doesn't work that way.

All sandwiches have cheese and mayo in them.
This foodstuff has mayo in it.

We can neither confirm or refute that this foodstuff is a sandwich yet. (cheese ^ ~cheese) is undefined.

2) Law 4 is higher in the chain than Law 5. You named yourself the thing the AI is supposed to be looking for. It's the same as if someone made a law that said "All Bills are not human" and you joined the game as "Bill Metaname".

This is the one portion of the name rules I do support, because of an occasion just like this. I wouldn't PM you and force you to change your name, but you should know full well you are setting yourself up for extra trouble by giving yourself a name that is shared by one of the meta-concepts of the game.

3) I've actually talked to Syndicate Borg about it and told him the same thing. He should probably change that name if he wants to avoid a situation like this, but until he does if anyone randomly see's him and decides to beat him to death or blow him up that's entirely his fault. I know you've had that name for a long time, which is exactly why I'm so surprised this has never happened to you.

I mean, what do you expect people to do? We create a special rule that adds "Oh and by the way during Cult Rounds "Cultist Chan" isn't actually a Cultist (unless she really IS a cultist) so you should double check with this one player and be extra sure of how you treat them."

No, that's bullshit. You made this bed that you're sleeping in.


Frankly this is bullshit and you know it. They literally said it was harm. Not my name. You are SEARCHING for reasonable explanations.

They said "you harmed the clown now you die. Quit making plausable explanations. I could be name That Damn Tator Clown does that mean "lynch me if I'm a traitor"

Being cultist chan has NEVER, caused this trouble in the past. You know it, I know it, the game knows it.

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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby Timbrewolf » Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:58 am #40104

It's in the rules:

Part 9 of the Roleplaying section covers names:

Pick a normal name. You must not use honorifics or nick names (E.g. Dr Greg House or Jack "Johnny" Johnson), and must be spelt fully with capitals and no shortenings (e.g. NOT J Hoffman or jaiden mallow). Exceptions to this are Eats-The-Lemons format of Lizard names, Clown, Mime, Silicon, Wizard and Nuke Op names. References are still allowed, but try to be original.


I'm overstepping my authority by saying "You can keep your name but if someone dunks you over it because they think you're a Cultist such is life". Really, rules-as-writ, you should start using a new name from now on. You probably think I'm being a big stinker but I'm actually trying to give you a compromise.

Talking in adminbus about this, the consensus is that you should try to come up with something like "Cole Tist" from now on.
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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby cultist-chan » Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:59 am #40105

An0n3 wrote:It's in the rules:

Part 9 of the Roleplaying section covers names:

Pick a normal name. You must not use honorifics or nick names (E.g. Dr Greg House or Jack "Johnny" Johnson), and must be spelt fully with capitals and no shortenings (e.g. NOT J Hoffman or jaiden mallow). Exceptions to this are Eats-The-Lemons format of Lizard names, Clown, Mime, Silicon, Wizard and Nuke Op names. References are still allowed, but try to be original.


I'm overstepping my authority by saying "You can keep your name but if someone dunks you over it because they think you're a Cultist such is life". Really, rules-as-writ, you should start using a new name from now on. You probably think I'm being a big stinker but I'm actually trying to give you a compromise.

Talking in adminbus about this, the consensus is that you should try to come up with something like "Cole Tist" from now on.


This has NOTHING to do with the ban in question.

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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby Timbrewolf » Sun Nov 02, 2014 4:02 am #40108

But it totally does?

You were beaten by an AI who identified you as a Cultist during a Cult round.

While playing as a character named Cultist Chan.
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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby cultist-chan » Sun Nov 02, 2014 4:03 am #40109

An0n3 wrote:But it totally does?

You were beaten by an AI who identified you as a Cultist during a Cult round.

While playing as a character named Cultist Chan.


No, the ai didn't identify me because of my name. It literally said because I was harming the clown. Quit trying to push your own theories. I get it, you hate my name.

Edit* In fact read this, I would assume a long term player and headmin would have the common sense to read the logs before going hur durr your name is cultist chan and got killed in a cult round.


[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "Security arresting, and was previously hurting the CE ai"
[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Confirmed, cultist chan did harm the clown"
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "You should do something about the sec team AI"
You slipped!
Security Cyborg-453 fires the taser gun!
Meloshevik Rafigdoost is trying to put handcuffs on Harry Johnson!
Harry Johnson stammers, "m-m tool-ls p-p-p-pl-leas-s-se"
Security Cyborg-453 fires the taser gun!
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "They might be cultists"
Meloshevik Rafigdoost is trying to put handcuffs on Harry Johnson!
[Common] Christina Begum stammers, "AI l-l-loc-cat-tion-n-n of-f-f clow-w"
Security Cyborg-453 is trying to put zipties on Cultist Chan!

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: sysyanyresonI'munderrret?

[Common] D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. states, "Terminate cultist chan"

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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby Timbrewolf » Sun Nov 02, 2014 4:34 am #40121

Your argument is that it wasn't okay for the AI to order you terminated as a cultist because you didn't really harm the clown and therefore you shouldn't have counted as a Cultist. And we should ban the AI for ordering your termination as a non-cultist.

If you do want to split that hair looking through the logs of your communication with the AI you asked it via PDA three times to track the Clown for you so you could mug him for his shoes. It witnessed you do so, and then conferred with its borgs if this constituted harm (as well as the Clown claiming that you harmed him) and decided it did.

[08:05:54]SAY: Honkwizard: <i>Cultist Chan won&#39;t quit stalking me.</i>
[08:07:37]SAY: Honkwizard : CULTIST CHAN IS A THIEF
[08:14:09]SAY: Honkwizard: <i>HELP CULTIST CHAN IS MURDERING ME IN THE THEATER!</i>


I'm saying none of that matters because of your name. By its laws you were already a Cultist. Nobody is going to ban the AI for recognizing a player named Cultist Chan as a Cultist during a Cult round.
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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby cultist-chan » Sun Nov 02, 2014 4:45 am #40126

An0n3 wrote:Your argument is that it wasn't okay for the AI to order you terminated as a cultist because you didn't really harm the clown and therefore you shouldn't have counted as a Cultist. And we should ban the AI for ordering your termination as a non-cultist.

If you do want to split that hair looking through the logs of your communication with the AI you asked it via PDA three times to track the Clown for you so you could mug him for his shoes. It witnessed you do so, and then conferred with its borgs if this constituted harm (as well as the Clown claiming that you harmed him) and decided it did.

[08:05:54]SAY: Honkwizard: <i>Cultist Chan won&#39;t quit stalking me.</i>
[08:07:37]SAY: Honkwizard : CULTIST CHAN IS A THIEF
[08:14:09]SAY: Honkwizard: <i>HELP CULTIST CHAN IS MURDERING ME IN THE THEATER!</i>


I'm saying none of that matters because of your name. By its laws you were already a Cultist. Nobody is going to ban the AI for recognizing a player named Cultist Chan as a Cultist during a Cult round.


Jesus christ, the ai didn't even respond when I law 2'd it. Lot of good it did.

I'm saying none of that matters because of your name.


The AI didn't care untill I "harmed" the clown[/b], Basicly anon, you are making excuses for this shit either because you don't like my name or something a bit more personal.


By its laws you were already a Cultist.

I did not do blood magic 5. Cultists can be identified as a love for blood magic and harming others


At this point, I'd like to ask for a third party to intervene at this point. Someone with a leveler cooler head. Would you agree to XSI, HBL or Aranclanos to take over this? (XSI used to be a headmin and is very level, HBL is/used to be a headmin and is level, Aranclanos I respect as a person.)

All of them are good people.

All I see from you is this:



"I hate your name change it".
which is beside the point, and infantile because I have literally never had issues with this.
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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby Timbrewolf » Sun Nov 02, 2014 4:47 am #40127

It's an open discussion. Any admin is welcome to come on in here and comment on it.

For that matter obviously the clown or the AI or borg, anyone else who might've been involved with what happened too.
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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby cultist-chan » Sun Nov 02, 2014 4:53 am #40130

An0n3 wrote:It's an open discussion. Any admin is welcome to come on in here and comment on it.

For that matter obviously the clown or the AI or borg, anyone else who might've been involved with what happened too.


Thats fine. I don't want you ruling on it. I don't want you involved from this point on.

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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby Timbrewolf » Sun Nov 02, 2014 4:55 am #40131

cultist-chan wrote:
An0n3 wrote:It's an open discussion. Any admin is welcome to come on in here and comment on it.

For that matter obviously the clown or the AI or borg, anyone else who might've been involved with what happened too.


Thats fine. I don't want you ruling on it. I don't want you involved from this point on.



Well unfortunately you don't really get to wipe aside my entire point and opinion because you don't like it.
You don't get to burn through the list of admins until you find one who will give you the answer you like.

What I said still stands, but we'll hold on to that thought and see what other people have to say.

EDIT: Alternatively you can come to #adminbus to talk to people on IRC directly.
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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby MrGlasses » Sun Nov 02, 2014 5:01 am #40133

The whole name thing is getting a little ridiculous. As I'm looking further into this, I do have a question for you.

What was the deal with you and the clown? Why were you sending him down disposals in handcuffs after stunning him?

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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby cultist-chan » Sun Nov 02, 2014 5:05 am #40135

An0n3 wrote:
cultist-chan wrote:
An0n3 wrote:It's an open discussion. Any admin is welcome to come on in here and comment on it.

For that matter obviously the clown or the AI or borg, anyone else who might've been involved with what happened too.


Thats fine. I don't want you ruling on it. I don't want you involved from this point on.



Well unfortunately you don't really get to wipe aside my entire point and opinion because you don't like it.
You don't get to burn through the list of admins until you find one who will give you the answer you like.

What I said still stands, but we'll hold on to that thought and see what other people have to say.

EDIT: Alternatively you can come to #adminbus to talk to people on IRC directly.



Thats fine and good but the policy is if I feel uncomfortable with you as a person, I will ask scaredy for you not to answer admin helps or ruling on anything or messing with me in any way shape or form as a moderator. I'll listen to you as a person, but honestly I'd rather not deal with you as a admin.

I feel you've made a thread where I complained about being murdered unjustly into thread about my name which has literally never had issues until now.

And frankly I don't feel comfortable with you, and honestly I never have. Your opinion stands, but I would request a third party to mediate.

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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby cultist-chan » Sun Nov 02, 2014 5:07 am #40137

MrGlasses wrote:The whole name thing is getting a little ridiculous. As I'm looking further into this, I do have a question for you.

What was the deal with you and the clown? Why were you sending him down disposals in handcuffs after stunning him?


It was supposed to be a joke. I would have said "into the trasheap you go" if I got him in there. He was good and got away so I never did get to say that.

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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby Timbrewolf » Sun Nov 02, 2014 5:21 am #40139

cultist-chan wrote:And frankly I don't feel comfortable with you, and honestly I never have.


That's news to me. I don't recall ever having interacted with you in any capacity as an admin before.
I don't know why you would assume I have a grudge against you when we have no history.

I'd appreciate it if you would PM me with whatever grievances you have against me gives you this opinion. Maybe I'm completely forgetting something important, I apologize if that's the case.

I insist I don't have a grudge against you, just that this happening highlights the fact that your character name does not fit with our new rules because it's meta and can cause confusion in a round-type exactly like this. According to scaredy:

<scaredofshadows> I told them that I would make an exception for the name Cultist Chan since it's a /tg/ reference


You've won an exception for that.
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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby cultist-chan » Sun Nov 02, 2014 5:34 am #40143

An0n3 wrote:I'd appreciate it if you would PM me with whatever grievances you have against me gives you this opinion. Maybe I'm completely forgetting something important, I apologize if that's the case.


I remember November 2011 in particular you were ragging on me. I don't have any grievances with you, you just seem to have some with me. I just would rather not deal with it. I tend to "suck it up" and avoid conflict. It feels like it is no longer possible so in a fight or flight response I'd rather get away from the problem.

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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby Timbrewolf » Sun Nov 02, 2014 5:44 am #40145

I seem to recall a point in time where we were talking about random things in OOC on fairly friendly terms.

Well for what it's worth I barely know you, and I don't remember why I would've been ragging on you beyond the normal shittalk that we sometimes engage in in OOC or on the forums. If you took that personally I apologize. I really have no idea who you are beyond the name of the character you play and that I know you've been playing here for a longer time than most.

My interest in this request was pointing out the reasons why I think it's a bad ban given all the circumstances. Unfortunately one of those circumstances is the name of your character in how it interacts both with the AI's laws in that round, and the rules of the game beyond that. I probably should've expected it be natural to take that personally and worded my arguments a little softer.

This would be the first time that anyone, in all the time I've been an admin here, has asked that I not involve myself with their helps or appeals/requests. And that strikes me as odd given how nebulous the claims of having a "grudge" are.

For once I would actually appreciate it if someone had logs of me saying something really horrible, because then I would know for sure I fucked something up and that's why we've arrived here.
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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby Timbrewolf » Sun Nov 02, 2014 6:00 am #40147

Stickymayhem wrote:banned you.


-psst-

CR isn't currently banned nor have I ever been involved in any bans on their account


I forget that some people take their character names very personally, so in saying "it's valid because of your name" might sound to someone like "I don't care who kills you or why as long as you're dead."
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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby MrGlasses » Sun Nov 02, 2014 7:32 am #40166

After discussing this about the reason that the AI had you removed with admins in da adminbus, I will admit that I was in the wrong here. However, that being said I am not going to apply a ban to the AI player, neither job nor server. I am going to talk to 'em about it though, the next time I see them online.

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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby Saegrimr » Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:21 pm #40240

I would have asked you to change your name before since i'm the appointed name nazi of the server, but I was waiting to see if anybody else had input on that lest I go pissing off the "BEEN HERE TWENNY YEARS" groups again. I agree with what An0n3 was saying about your name being more trouble than its worth, and in any situation involving cultists and AI laws on the station I would rule valid on that alone. Just like a clown who would name himself Syndicate Clown, or a borg named Syndie getting blown by his own AI. In the latter case i'm pretty sure i've told a "Syndicate Cyborg (666)" to refrain from picking that name as its along the same level of meta as being named Welding Tool or Floor Tile.
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Re: Nitro2985/Doorknob.

Postby peoplearestrange » Mon Nov 10, 2014 12:40 pm #42385

As no action is being taken and multiple admin's have had their input I'm considering this resolved.

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