Your character name: Helena Haifisch
Their character name: Alison Moon
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Server and time: sybil 0034 25/03/2015 CET
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The space carp smashes into the reinforced window!
The space carp nashes at Claire Gideon!
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) has knocked down Helena Haifisch with the telescopic baton!
[Common] Isaac Sealis [Sci] says, "Good"
Adamantine Golem (177) has thrown the shard.
The reinforced window was hit by the shard.
The space carp smashes into the reinforced window!
The space carp nashes at Helena Haifisch!
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) has knocked down Helena Haifisch with the telescopic baton!
[Common] HEX [AI] states, "More space carp by EVA"
[Common] Helena Haifisch [Engi] says, "AI"
Helena Haifisch says, "AI"
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) has knocked down Helena Haifisch with the telescopic baton!
[Common] Helena Haifisch [Engi] says, "Fake hos is harming"
Helena Haifisch says, "Fake hos is harming"
[Common] HEX [AI] declares, "Two dead outside EVA!"
OOC: KorPhaeron: Do golems have improved unarmed or something
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) has knocked down Helena Haifisch with the telescopic baton!
Helena Haifisch says, "Help"
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) has knocked down Helena Haifisch with the telescopic baton!
Helena Haifisch says, "Fale hos"
[Common] HEX [AI] states, "Jebediah Kerman has signed up as Assistant."
[Common] Randy Savage [Assnt] says, "AI Locate the CE if possible"
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) tries to remove Helena Haifisch's gas mask.
You are not holding anything to equip.
[Common] Isaac Sealis [Sci] yells, "Golems go to EVA!!!"
[Common] Amber Riley [CMO] asks, "AI do you have a Medborg?"
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) has knocked down Helena Haifisch with the telescopic baton!
Pound Foolish shakes Helena Haifisch trying to get her up!
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) has knocked down Helena Haifisch with the telescopic baton!
[Common] HEX [AI] states, "I do not."
[Common] Adamantine Golem (954) [Unkno] yells, "YES MASTER!!"
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) tries to shave Helena Haifisch's head with the electric razor!
Sheri Magor has grabbed Zachary Stone passively!
Adamantine Golem (753) has punched Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth)!
Adamantine Golem (753) has weakened Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth)!
[Common] HEX [AI] states, "The CE is dead by EVA.."
[Common] Helena Haifisch [Engi] says, "Hes gonna space me"
Helena Haifisch says, "Hes gonna space me"
Sheri Magor has grabbed Zachary Stone aggressively (now hands)!
Terrance Frost says, "Thanks."
[Common] Spears-And-Serves [Assnt] hisses, "CE wasss dying on the floor, lassst I sssaw."
Sheri Magor pushes Zachary Stone onto the reinforced table.
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) has knocked down Helena Haifisch with the telescopic baton!
[Engineering] Dances-On-Tables hisses, "Clossse thisss door ai"
Adamantine Golem (753) has punched Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth)!
Adamantine Golem (753) has weakened Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth)!
Adamantine Golem (753) has struck Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) in the chest with the telescopic baton!
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) says, "STOP"
Adamantine Golem (753) has smacked Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) in the chest with the telescopic baton!
Adamantine Golem (753) has knocked down Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) with the telescopic baton!
Jade Curtiss says, "Hello minion"
Jade Curtiss says, "Stop"
[Engineering] HEX states, "I cannot see you Dances."
Helena Haifisch has robusted Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) in the chest with the emergency toolbox!
Helena Haifisch has robusted Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) in the chest with the emergency toolbox!
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) attemped to disarm Helena Haifisch!
[Engineering] Dances-On-Tables hisses, "It ssshould work"
Helena Haifisch has robusted Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) in the chest with the emergency toolbox!
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) has disarmed Helena Haifisch!
Claire Gideon gasps!
[Engineering] Dances-On-Tables hisses, "Let me fix the camerasss"
Ginger Kush is trying to inject Jade Curtiss!
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) was hit by the foam dart!
[Common] Guy Stevens [Assnt] yells, "Cryo just went boom!!"
Ginger Kush injects Jade Curtiss with the syringe!
Jade Curtiss hugs Adamantine Golem (966) to make her feel better!
[Common] Sleeps-All-Shift [MD] hisses, "Explosssion in Medbay"
You push the wall but nothing happens!
[Common] HEX [AI] states, "Minor explosion in cryogenics."
Helena Haifisch was hit by the foam dart!
Bryce Ironwing was hit by the foam dart!
You take the fire extinguisher from the extinguisher cabinet.
Ginger Kush says, "This will make you not need oxygen"
Ginger Kush says, "I think"
[Common] Nat Soleman [Engi] says, "Fuckkkkk"
Cozen Alecto gently taps the space carp with the antitoxin bottle.
Pound Foolish was hit by the foam dart!
[Common] Schlomo Gaskin [Sec] says, "Hull breach medbay"
Ginger Kush injects Jade Curtiss with the syringe!
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) has disarmed Helena Haifisch!
[Common] Jebediah Kerman [Assnt] says, "AI door"
Jade Curtiss gasps!
Helena Haifisch has grabbed Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) passively!
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) attemped to disarm Helena Haifisch!
Jade Curtiss gasps!
[Common] Schlomo Gaskin [Sec] says, "Hull breach medbay"
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) puts the fire extinguisher into the satchel.
Pound Foolish says, "Heyyyy."
Ginger Kush says, "It's not working..."
Pound Foolish yells, "Carpy!"
OOC: Man_Shroom: no but they do gete armor
OOC: Man_Shroom: space armor
[Common] Richard Aultman [D-tiv] says, "Door AI"
You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
Adamantine Golem (753) says, "Stop fighitng"
Adamantine Golem (753) says, "Silly people"
[Common] Guy Stevens [Assnt] says, "Ai call the shuttle. without cryo the RAGE CAGE is done for"
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) attempted to disarm Adamantine Golem (312)!
[Engineering] Jaxson Richardson yells, "Hell yeah!"
OOC: Allohsnackbar: Can the Drill be used interchangably with the saw in surgery?
[Common] Richard Aultman [D-tiv] says, "Door AI"
[Engineering] Dances-On-Tables hisses, "Alright Thisss door right here the one between HoPsss office and conference room"
Helena Haifisch has robusted Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) in the right leg with the mechanical toolbox!
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) has disarmed Helena Haifisch!
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) says, "HELP"
Helena Haifisch says, "He tried to space ,e"
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) says, "THIS DICK IS KILLIN ME"
Helena Haifisch has robusted Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) in the head with the mechanical toolbox!
[Common] Alison Moon [Sec] says, "Pff, damages."
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) has disarmed Helena Haifisch!
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) has pushed Helena Haifisch!
Helena Haifisch says, "Say ""
[Common] Richard Aultman [D-tiv] says, "Door AI"
Pound Foolish says, "PRetty goood"
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) says, "HELP"
Alison Moon says, "Hah"
Helena Haifisch says, "Fake hos"
Helena Haifisch says, "Is rogue"
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) says, "HE IS KILLIN ME"
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) has disarmed Helena Haifisch!
Helena Haifisch has robusted Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) in the head with the mechanical toolbox!
Alison Moon fires the hybrid taser!
Helena Haifisch is hit by an electrode in the head!
QT-pi has hit the window with the fire extinguisher.
QT-pi has hit the window with the fire extinguisher.
OOC: BuzzLightear: so...
Alison Moon is trying to put handcuffs on Helena Haifisch!
Pappi Nurgle (as Myles Stainforth) says, "FUCKER"
QT-pi has hit the window with the fire extinguisher.
Pound Foolish has thrown the drone (hiding).
Drone (739) uncurls!
QT-pi has hit the window with the fire extinguisher.
OOC: ZergRush000: no
Helena Haifisch slurs, "DDDudeee"
QT-pi has hit the window with the fire extinguisher.
Helena Haifisch slurs, "He stoole"
QT-pi has hit the window with the fire extinguisher.
Helena Haifisch says, "My suit"
A. A. Ron has pushed Adamantine Golem (753)!
OOC: Daman997: so
Alison Moon says, "Eh"
Helena Haifisch says, "And tried to space me"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (241) [Unkno] says, "Hello."
QT-pi has hit the window with the fire extinguisher.
OOC: BuzzLightear: hmmm
[Engineering] Helena Haifisch says, "Hey schlomo"
Helena Haifisch says, "Hey schlomo"
OOC: Mamkute: didnt even ask the question yet
[Common] Jaxson Richardson [Engi] says, "I vote a recall."
Alison Moon tries to remove Helena Haifisch's engineering radio headset.
Alison Moon tries to remove Helena Haifisch's engineering radio headset.
Alison Moon tries to remove Helena Haifisch's engineering radio headset.
[Engineering] Helena Haifisch says, "Alison is arresting me again for trying"
Helena Haifisch says, "Alison is arresting me again for trying"
Alison Moon says, "No radio for you"
Alison Moon says, "Ever."
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: well it's still no
OOC: BuzzLightear: i know
OOC: ZergRush000: wasn't referencing that
[Common] Jebediah Kerman [Assnt] says, "Doorknob please"
OOC: BuzzLightear: what
[Common] Claire Gideon [Assnt] says, "AI, door."
Alison Moon says, "HEAD OF SECURITY"
Helena Haifisch says, "He hgos"
OOC: Mamkute: he only was autistic once... or twice...
Helena Haifisch says, "Hos"
Radolf Shitler asks, "Yes?"
Alison Moon says, "Gaskins gonna be here fin a second, this bitch is a whiny fuck"
OOC: BuzzLightear: who
Alison Moon says, "They were beating up a person with a toolbox"
OOC: BuzzLightear: me?
[Common] Jebediah Kerman [Assnt] says, "Thanks babe"
Helena Haifisch says, "He arrested me for trying to defend myself against the fake hos"
Radolf Shitler says, "Goddamn"
Alison Moon says, "They called for Gaskin so Gaskin and the Engineer Brigade will be here in a second"
Helena Haifisch says, "He treied to space me"
Alison Moon fires the hybrid taser!
Helena Haifisch is hit by an electrode in the head!
Helena Haifisch slurs, "Annnd chtttoole myyy chooit"
Alison Moon says, "I arrested this pperson earlier"
OOC: Mamkute: i was talking to the guy standing behind you
Helena Haifisch slurs, "Alsoo chhe to'ook my rahdiioo'"
OOC: Mamkute: of course you
Alison Moon says, "This is what the Gaskin situation started with"
Alison Moon says, "THIS person"
Helena Haifisch says, "Check your messaging"
OOC: Rikuchi: is there any article of clothing a golem can wear that isn't just a backpack?
Alison Moon says, "Helena was the one who called gaskin orignally"
Helena Haifisch says, "Messages"
Helena Haifisch says, "Hos"
Alison Moon says, "What a fucking annoying bitch"
Radolf Shitler says, "5 minutes brig"
OOC: C4g: hat
[Common] HEX [AI] states, "Colin Blackburn has signed up as Assistant."
Helena Haifisch says, "Golem"
Alison Moon is restraining Helena Haifisch, you cannot push past.
Alison Moon tries to remove Helena Haifisch's industrial satchel.
Helena Haifisch says, "Help"
OOC: Rikuchi: hats dont seem to work
You're restrained! You can't move!
OOC: Kaptin alexander: Can't wear hats anymore
Alison Moon tries to remove Helena Haifisch's gas mask.
OOC: C4g: they nerfed hats?
Alison Moon says, "No no, Golem"
Alison Moon says, "Don't take things please."
Alison Moon says, "Put it back."
You are buckled to the bed by Alison Moon!
You attempt to unbuckle yourself. (This will take around one minute and you need to stay still.)
Alison Moon says, "Thanks."
OOC: Mamkute: top hat op nerf
Alison Moon says, "You can take the flashlight"
Alison Moon says, "If you wwaant."
Adamantine Golem (177) says, "Yeahhh"
Helena Haifisch says, "Hey detective"
Captain Announces
Any objections to recall?
OOC: Topham: They can wear bags, I think.
OOC: Rikuchi: there really is no reason to remove hat ability like that.
Richard Aultman asks, "Hm?"
[Common] Emanuel Jayeson [Jan-r] says, "Nope"
[Common] Guy Stevens [Assnt] says, "Yes"
[Common] Nat Soleman [Engi] says, "Nope"
[Common] Richard Aultman [D-tiv] says, "Yes"
[Common] Jamison Johnson [Assnt] says, "YES"
Helena Haifisch says, "Alison arrested me for defending myself"
[Common] Pours-Many-Drinks [Bar] hisses, "Yesss"
[Common] Jamison Johnson [Assnt] says, "RECALL"
[Common] Jaxson Richardson [Engi] says, "I vote for recall."
[Common] Issac Lacon [Chem] says, "Medbay damage is fixable"
[Common] Claire Gideon [Assnt] says, "Nah."
[Common] Richard Aultman [D-tiv] says, "You condom"
[Common] Jamison Johnson [Assnt] says, "WE CAN LIVE IN HOBOTOWN"
Helena Haifisch says, "Also check my PDA"
[Common] Guy Stevens [Assnt] yells, "Don't recall!!"
Alison Moon says, "Don't listne to them, they were beating a person up with a toolbox"
Helena Haifisch says, "I sent messages of alisons earlier shit"
Alison Moon says, "The guy was there screaming for help outside of the Bar."
[Common] Jamison Johnson [Assnt] says, "HOBOTOWN IS OUTSIDE SEC"
Priority Announcement
The emergency shuttle has been recalled. Recall signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.
[Common] Jamison Johnson [Assnt] says, "COME JOIN"
[Common] Nat Soleman [Engi] says, "Fuckkk, I just want to go home"
Helena Haifisch says, "Alison is a shit"
Alison Moon says, "Helena just kept beating the damn guy up"
[Common] Guy Stevens [Assnt] yells, "NOOOOOOOO!!"
Helena Haifisch says, "And theres proof"
Helena Haifisch says, "On the"
Adamantine Golem (177) says, "The door"
[Common] Richard Aultman [D-tiv] yells, "YOU FUCKING CUCK!!"
Helena Haifisch says, "Poda"
[Common] HEX [AI] states, "Sofo Oofs has signed up as Assistant."
Helena Haifisch says, "Just read it"
Alison Moon says, "I don't care about your whiny ass, Helena."
Alison Moon says, "You made shit harder earlier."
You successfully unbuckle yourself.
You unbuckled yourself from the bed.
[Common] Guy Stevens [Assnt] yells, "And the rage cage is gone too!! THERE'S NO POINT IN LIVING NOW!!"
Alison Moon says, "You don't get the luxury of me liking you."
[Common] Schlomo Gaskin [Sec] says, "Half of the crew is golems"
Your eyes sting a little.
[Common] Jamison Johnson [Assnt] says, "HOBOTOWN DECLAREES INDEPENDENCE"
Bridge Announcement:
Meanwhile all but one of the heads of staff want a recall..
PM to-Admins: Alison being massive shitcurity.
[Common] Sofo Oofs [Assnt] asks, "Did you say rage cage?"
You are buckled to the bed by Alison Moon!
Alison Moon tries to remove Helena Haifisch's handcuffs.
[Common] Guy Stevens [Assnt] yells, "Boom!!"
[Common] Nat Soleman [Engi] says, "Fuck"
[Common] HEX [AI] states, "Surgery blew up.."
Bridge Announcement:
What was that..?
[Common] James Morgan [Miner] says, "Another explosion"
You unbuckled yourself from the bed.
Alison Moon hugs Helena Haifisch to make her feel better!
[Common] Verbs-The-Nouns [Atmos] hisses, "Explosssion in atmosss"
Adamantine Golem (177) says, "The door"
[Common] Nat Soleman [Engi] says, "And that's why I want to leave"
[Common] Jaxson Richardson [Engi] says, "No biggie, I know another place."
[Common] Claire Gideon [Assnt] says, "Jesus christ."
Helena Haifisch has punched Alison Moon!
[Common] Schlomo Gaskin [Sec] says, "BOMB SURGERY"
Alison Moon fires the hybrid taser!
Helena Haifisch is hit by an electrode in the head!
[Common] Build-o-matic [Engin] states, "Another explosion in medical"
Alison Moon fires the hybrid taser!
Helena Haifisch is hit by an electrode in the head!
Alison Moon says, "HOS"
[Common] Issac Lacon [Chem] says, "Claire has broken the rage cage"
Alison Moon says, "SHE TRIED TO BEAT ME UP"
Helena Haifisch slurs, "Worst"
Alison Moon says, "HOLY FUCK"
[Common] Azimuth Daler [RD] asks, "Who would blow up surgery?"
Alison Moon says, "GET BETTER HELENA"
Helena Haifisch says, "Security"
H.O.X. states, "Sillty criminal"
Helena Haifisch says, "Ever"
Alison Moon says, "HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING SHITTY ENGINEER"
[Common] Jaxson Richardson [Engi] asks, "Who wouldn't?"
Alison Moon says, "Your going to the fucking cells."
Radolf Shitler says, "Ugh"
Alison Moon says, "You can talk to Cargonia"
You're restrained! You can't move!
Alison Moon says, "This is Cargonia"
You're restrained! You can't move!
H.O.X. states, "Hey look dead people"
Alison Moon says, "Do you want to meet cargonia? I don't recommand it"
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
[Common] Mekhi Anderson [Admir] says, "HELP"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson [Admir] says, "SPACE"
Alison Moon asks, "Right Conrad?"
Helena Haifisch says, "NAh"
[Common] Jim Otis [HoP] asks, "Where?"
[Common] Jaxson Richardson [Engi] says, "WHERE"
[Common] Guy Stevens [Assnt] says, "The rage cage is no more"
Alison Moon yells, "Going into your area would be horrible!"
Helena Haifisch says, "Put me here"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson [Admir] says, "OUTSID SECPOD"
Helena Haifisch says, "Its better than your ugly face"
[Common] Guy Stevens [Assnt] says, "I'm killin myself"
[Common] Richard Aultman [D-tiv] says, "The distro loop is gone"
Alison Moon asks, "Oh my, you see this?"
Alison Moon yells, "Conrad, she wants to fight you!"
[Common] Richard Aultman [D-tiv] says, "And so is the scrubber loop"
[Common] Issac Lacon [Chem] yells, "CLAIRE HAS BROKEN THE RAGE CAGE!!"
Helena Haifisch says, "Shitcurity"
Alison Moon yells, "She believes Cargonai is worthless!"
Helena Haifisch says, "Cargonia always stronk"
[Common] Serena Blaine [Atmos] says, "AI, doors please"
Alison Moon says, "How crazy of the woman."
[Common] Richard Aultman [D-tiv] yells, "HOPE YOU DIDNT LIKE BREATHING CREW!!"
You're restrained! You can't move!
Alison Moon says, "Head of Security."
Alison Moon asks, "Should I place her in perma, do you authorize?"
[Common] Randy Savage [Assnt] says, "Medbay the Self Respiration Cultures are all empty"
Silas Johnson yells, "HELP! I need medicl attention!"
Alison Moon says, "I tried to remove her cuffs but she only proceeded to repeatly assault."
[Common] Serena Blaine [Atmos] says, "I'm trying to fix it, but all our hardsuits are stolen"
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: anyone have the thread to the morgue/chem map change?
Alison Moon says, "She did almost murder a man outside of a bar with a blue toolbox."
[Common] Sheri Magor [MD] says, "HELP THE MECH IS ATTACKING ME"
[Common] Serena Blaine [Atmos] says, "Where the fuck is the AI/"
Silas Johnson says, "It hurts so bad"
[Common] Azimuth Daler [RD] asks, "Wait is the captain dead?"
OOC: Mrshawdows: not much to look at
Alison Moon asks, "Silas, you are still alive?"
[Common] Jaxson Richardson [Engi] says, "If the CMO goes into viro, there's still more, we can make more cultures."
Alison Moon asks, "Christ?"
[Common] Azimuth Daler [RD] says, "Sorry sheri it was an accident"
OOC: Mrshawdows: just a biased corrupt poll
Silas Johnson yells, "Barely!!!!"
You are buckled to the bed by Alison Moon!
OOC: Mrshawdows: "poll"
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: What ewere the results?
You attempt to unbuckle yourself. (This will take around one minute and you need to stay still.)
Alison Moon says, "I must shoot oyu because you don't even allow me to remove cuffs like a good person."
Alison Moon fires the disabler point blank at Helena Haifisch!
Helena Haifisch is hit by a disabler beam in the head!
Alison Moon fires the disabler point blank at Helena Haifisch!
Helena Haifisch is hit by a disabler beam in the head!
Alison Moon fires the disabler point blank at Helena Haifisch!
Helena Haifisch is hit by a disabler beam in the head!
Alison Moon fires the disabler point blank at Helena Haifisch!
Helena Haifisch is hit by a disabler beam in the head!
Alison Moon fires the disabler point blank at Helena Haifisch!
Helena Haifisch is hit by a disabler beam in the head!
You're too exhausted to keep going...
Alison Moon fires the disabler point blank at Helena Haifisch!
Helena Haifisch is hit by a disabler beam in the head!
You fail to unbuckle yourself!
Alison Moon tries to remove Helena Haifisch's handcuffs.
[Common] Nat Soleman [Engi] says, "Ok"
HoS is Radolf Shitler, who also well, fucked up by allowing this. I even sent the PDA message at the start "→ To Radolf Shitler:
Hey, Alison arrested me infront of schlomo for moving around and not letting them in engineering. Schlomo threw em out for arresting me for no reason. So if they complain about schlomo, he didn't do anything wrong.Alision a shit" to the HoS
Why they should be banned:
At least jobbanned, this is the worst shitcurity I have seen for ages, stripping headsets, tasing people and arresting them for no reason, would have been jailed if Schlomo didn't step in.
If not breaking rules, their behaviour is really really toxic and shouldn't be encouraged.
Also I only have logs of the last part of the thing. I just did a raw copy paste.