Your character name: Wears-no-shirt
Their character name: Judge Dredd (Warden)
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Server and time: sybil around 1:00 2015-04-09 UTC
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Spoiler:
Officer Beepsky exclaims, "Level 6 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Wears-no-shirt!
Officer Beepsky has stunned Wears-no-shirt!
Officer Beepsky has stunned Wears-no-shirt!
Cornelius Black examines himself.
Officer Beepsky is trying to put zipties on Wears-no-shirt!
Cornelius Black examines himself.
Wears-no-shirt stammers, "As-ss-s-s-sssss-s-sh-hol-le"
Conan exclaims, "A gray monster!"
Officer Beepsky is trying to put zipties on Wears-no-shirt!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
Central Command Update
WE UNDERSTAND THAT THE SPLINTERS HAVE MANAGED TO SET OFF TWO BOMBS ABOARD THE STATION AND NEARLY SET OFF A LARGER ONE IN THE BRIG.
RAUL, THE MAN WHO TRIED TO SET OFF THE BOMB IN THE BRIG, WAS NOT ON ANY NANOTRASEN EMPLOYEE LIST. HE COULD NOT HAVE BEEN ACTING ALONE.
YOU MUST FIND THE OTHER TERRORISTS.
You're restrained! You can't move!
*---------*
This is Conan!
He is wearing some athletic shorts.
He has a fire axe on his back.
He has PDA-Conan (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Conan's ID Card (Barbarian).
He has minor burns.
*---------*
Blake Atweeke says, "Nice."
You're restrained! You can't move!
Blake Atweeke tries to remove Wears-no-shirt's backpack.
You feel your right pocket being fumbled with!
Conan knocks on the reinforced window.
Mime Warp points at the speakers
[Common] Meloshevik Rafigdoost says, "WHEN YOU CAPTURE THE TERRORISTS"
[Common] Meloshevik Rafigdoost says, "PLEASE TAKE OUT THEIR BONES"
Mime Warp the at the bomb
Blake Atweeke tries to remove Wears-no-shirt's backpack.
*---------*
This is Conan!
He is wearing some athletic shorts.
He has a fire axe on his back.
He has PDA-Conan (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Conan's ID Card (Barbarian).
He has minor burns.
*---------*
Miku Frost says, "THEY DID"
*beep*
Marc Kaur hugs Conan to make him feel better!
Marc Kaur has analyzed Conan's vitals.
Blake Atweeke tries to remove Wears-no-shirt's PDA-Wears-no-shirt (Assistant).
Marc Kaur puts the health analyzer into the medical belt.
Marc Kaur applies the ointment on Conan.
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher says, "Maybe if we pretend the terrorist isn't there, he'll go away"
Mime Warp mimes grabbing somthing out of a bag.
Judge Dredd asks, "Hisss crime?"
Miku Frost says, "Look, if it doesn't have prints, you don't have much of a fucking cover here."
Conan says, "King Atweeke"
Unknown attempts to remove the zipties!
You attempt to remove the zipties. (This will take around 0.75 minutes and you need to stand still.)
[Common] IP-291 states, "Houfes Letynkowicz has signed up as Chaplain."
Sloan Cox puts the hybrid taser into the satchel.
Mime Warp points at judge
[Common] IP-291 queries, "Conan, all those bags were clear of anything, right?"
You fail to remove the zipties!
[Common] Conan says, "Yes"
Mime Warp then points at his eyes
Miku Frost asks, "You think he knows?"
Mime Warp then at the pda.
Miku Frost says, "Judge."
[Common] Blake Atweeke says, "NO THEY ALL CONTAIN BOMBS"
[Common] Conan asks, "Do I get a reward for my mercenary services?"
[Common] IP-291 states, "Aden Mcclymonds has signed up as Scientist."
Judge Dredd has hit Unknown in the head with the riot shotgun!
Judge Dredd has bashed Unknown in the head with the riot shotgun!
Miku Frost says, "Wow."
Miku Frost asks, "You actually think he saw?"
Mime Warp nods
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "What whe fuck man"
Judge Dredd hisses, "WHAT Isss YOUR CRIME"
Miku Frost asks, "Did you just notice he didn't even notice he just rano ut with no problem?"
[Common] Brody Heckendora says, "Clown just got fucked"
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "None"
[Common] Spears-And-Serves hisses, "Janitor, pleassse do your job"
Brody Heckendora says, "Oh"
Brody Heckendora says, "They said"
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "Sssome faggot brought me here"
Mime Warp sighs
Brody Heckendora says, "Public Indecency"
Brody Heckendora says, "Even though his genetalia is covered."
Your eyes sting a little.
Judge Dredd blinds Unknown with the flash!
[Common] IP-291 states, "I do not know. I am a slave, and therefore do not have much capacity to reward."
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher asks, "Clown are you there?"
Judge Dredd has hit Cell 3 with the flash.
Brody Heckendora says, "So that sounds like a trumped up charge."
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "I dont even have boobsss"
[Common] IP-291 queries, "Perhaps the captain can give you a medal?"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher exclaims, "Cargo under assault!"
Your eyes sting a little.
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "Im not a mammal"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher exclaims, "Space cleaner bombs!"
Brody Heckendora says, "YEOUCH"
Miku Frost asks, "Judge, did you see the mime take the bomb from Rual?"
[Common] Conan says, "In my homeland of Cimmeria everyone is free"
Ken Hecker says, "Hey"
Ken Hecker says, "Uh"
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "Are you fucking kidding me"
Judge Dredd hisses, "He had a mini bomb in hisss bag"
Ken Hecker asks, "Can i get out?"
Miku Frost asks, "SSo, it was Ruals?"
[Common] Molly Slysbern says, "LIBRARIAN"
Mime Warp nods
[Common] Molly Slysbern says, "STOP MAILING ME PORN"
[Common] IP-291 states, "Unfortunately this is not Cimmeria."
Judge Dredd hisses, "It ssseemsss"
Unknown attempts to remove the zipties!
You attempt to remove the zipties. (This will take around 0.75 minutes and you need to stand still.)
Mime Warp attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Miku Frost says, "Jeez, way to be fuckings low on telling me."
Judge Dredd hisses, "But they might be working together"
Your eyes sting a little.
Mime Warp shakes his head
You fail to remove the zipties!
Sloan Cox shakes Brody Heckendora trying to get him up!
Sloan Cox shakes Brody Heckendora trying to get him up!
[Common] Jessika yells, "DOWN WITH NANOTRASEN, FOR THE SPLINTERS!!!!"
Judge Dredd hisses, "Dont try to essscape"
[Common] Molly Slysbern says, "Holy shit kill that traitor"
Brody Heckendora says, "This Dredd, That's a one minute sentence at the most, according to Space Law"
[Common] Miku Frost says, "Open up,"
[Common] IP-291 queries, "Also, what does your homeland do for prisons, Conan?"
[Common] QT-pi declares, "Mysterious packages in robotics!"
[Common] QT-pi alarms, "I don't know what's in them!!!"
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "Get me out of here"
[Common] IP-291 states, "Don't kill traitors."
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher exclaims, "Open them borg!"
Judge Dredd hisses, "The law isss harsssh."
[Common] Miku Frost asks, "Can someone who has security access open up the fucking brig?"
Judge Dredd hisses, "Asss am i."
*---------*
This is Judge Dredd!
He is wearing a security hardsuit helmet on his head.
He is wearing a security hardsuit.
He is carrying a blood-stained riot shotgun on his security hardsuit!
He has a security satchel on his back.
He is holding a warden's police hat in his right hand.
He has PDA-Judge Dredd (Warden) about his waist.
He is wearing Judge Dredd's ID Card (Warden).
He has minor bruising.
*---------*
[Common] Conan says, "In my homeland there are no prisoners, all prisoners are executed upon capture"
Brody Heckendora says, "Also, He wasn't even exposing his genetalia, So that's clearly a trumped up charge."
[Common] Jessika exclaims, "MY LIFE FOR THE SPLINTERS!"
Judge Dredd hisses, "Sssentence"
[Common] Spears-And-Serves hisses, "Two sssyndicate bombsss at essscape"
[Common] Molly Slysbern says, "It was woody's got wood, Dogi."
[Common] Ken Hecker asks, "Dothey have a trial first?"
Judge Dredd hisses, "5 minutesss"
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "Cool"
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "Now let me out"
Unknown attempts to remove the zipties!
You attempt to remove the zipties. (This will take around 0.75 minutes and you need to stand still.)
[Common] Spears-And-Serves hisses, "And a woman named Jessssssika who jussst comitted sssuicide after planting sssaid bombsss"
Miku Frost tries to remove Mime Warp's handcuffs.
[Common] Wears-no-shirt hisses, "WARDEN Isss A HITLER"
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "WARDEN Isss A HITLER"
*---------*
This is Judge Dredd!
He is wearing a security hardsuit helmet on his head.
He is wearing a security hardsuit.
He is carrying a blood-stained riot shotgun on his security hardsuit!
He has a security satchel on his back.
He is holding a syndicate minibomb in his left hand.
He is holding a warden's police hat in his right hand.
He has PDA-Judge Dredd (Warden) about his waist.
He is wearing Judge Dredd's ID Card (Warden).
He has minor bruising.
*---------*
[Common] Elwood Gibson asks, "Who's "Hitler"?"
Unknown manages to remove the zipties!
You successfully remove the zipties.
[Common] Conan says, "King to the brig"
Unknown knocks on the reinforced window.
[Common] Conan says, "I caught and slayed a terrorist"
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Judge Dredd has hit Cell 3 with the warden's police hat.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Judge Dredd has hit Cell 3 with the warden's police hat.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Your eyes sting a little.
[Common] Ken Hecker says, "Mime killing pun pun"
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Brody Heckendora says, "CONAN IS FRIEND"
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Your eyes sting a little.
Brody Heckendora says, "Bad idea, Bud"
[Common] Ken Hecker says, "Wow"
[Common] Ken Hecker says, "A"
[Common] Ken Hecker says, "Well, another bomb went off i think"
[Common] Mya Quinn says, "Oh my god JC"
[Common] Ken Hecker says, "Or something exlpoded"
[Common] Adeline Lacon says, "I did it guys"
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Judge Dredd hisses, "Emotionsss... there ought to be a law againssst them."
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Your eyes sting a little.
Unknown has thrown the black shoes.
Cell 3 was hit by the black shoes.
Unknown has thrown the black shoes.
Cell 3 was hit by the black shoes.
Judge Dredd hisses, "I am adding another 2 minutesss to your sssentence for vandalisssm"
Your eyes sting a little.
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "I want a lawyer"
[Common] IP-291 states, "Brock Obama has signed up as Cook."
Judge Dredd hisses, "I AM THE LAW"
Brody Heckendora attempted to disarm Mime Warp!
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "You are ssshit"
Mime Warp points to his back
Brody Heckendora has disarmed Mime Warp!
That's a floor.
Brody Heckendora has disarmed Mime Warp!
Central Command Update
ATTENTION:
WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT THE SPLINTERS SENT AT LEAST 5 OF THEIR OPERATIVES TO YOUR STATION.
*---------*
This is Brody Heckendora!
He is wearing Lawyer suit.
He has a leather satchel on his back.
He has some fingerless gloves on his hands.
He is wearing some laceup shoes on his feet.
He has an orange glasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Brody Heckendora (Lawyer).
*---------*
Brody Heckendora has disarmed Mime Warp!
Brody Heckendora has disarmed Mime Warp!
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "LAWYER"
Brody Heckendora has disarmed Mime Warp!
Brody Heckendora has disarmed Mime Warp!
Mime Warp points to his back where his backpack was.
[Common] Conan says, "Find their names and I will kill them all"
Brody Heckendora attempted to disarm Mime Warp!
[Common] Joey Quiver asks, "Who?"
Brody Heckendora has pushed Mime Warp!
[Common] IP-291 states, "Uriel Sutton has signed up as Medical Doctor."
[Common] Johnson Fitzwell says, "Unbolt, i'm here to assit with repairs"
Unknown knocks on the reinforced window.
Brody Heckendora has disarmed Mime Warp!
Mime Warp points to his back where his backpack was.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Brody Heckendora has pushed Mime Warp!
Judge Dredd fires the energy gun!
Mime Warp is hit by a disabler beam in the left leg!
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Judge Dredd fires the energy gun!
Judge Dredd fires the energy gun!
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Judge Dredd fires the energy gun!
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Mime Warp points to his back where his backpack was.
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "AI open this door"
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "AI da' door mane"
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Mime Warp has punched Brody Heckendora!
[Common] Houfes Letynkowicz says, "Clown just acided me"
Mime Warp has punched Brody Heckendora!
Brody Heckendora has thrown PDA-Raul (Assistant).
Central Command Update
Incoming Classified Message
A report has been downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.
Brody Heckendora says, "Warden Dredd,That mime just assaulted me, as well as you."
Judge Dredd hisses, "Hesss a mime"
Brody Heckendora asks, "Do you think leaving your baton right here is the wisest choice?"
Captain Announces
The gestapo SS Waffen, also known as Security would kindly/angrily/disappointedly like to remind you that if you see a bomb, Stay the fuck away from it. Security will handle it. If you can't follow the simple instructions, you'll be arrested. Just stay the fuck away from 'em.
Judge Dredd hisses, "Your timesss Up"
Unknown has prodded Judge Dredd with the stunbaton. Luckily it was off.
Judge Dredd fires the energy gun!
Unknown is hit by a laser in the head!
Judge Dredd has bashed Wears-no-shirt in the head with the energy gun!
Judge Dredd has hit Wears-no-shirt in the left arm with the energy gun!
[Common] Russell Lombardi asks, "Bombs?"
Judge Dredd fires the energy gun!
Wears-no-shirt is hit by a laser in the head!
Judge Dredd fires the energy gun!
Wears-no-shirt is hit by a laser in the head!
Judge Dredd fires the energy gun!
Wears-no-shirt is hit by a laser in the head!
Brody Heckendora attempted to disarm Judge Dredd!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
[Common] IP-291 states, "Plasma leak and injured virologist in virology."
Marc Kaur puts the ointment into the medical belt.
Bonkrz sneezes.
Judge Dredd hisses, "Assssssault of an officer. Death penalty"
Marc Kaur says, "Not cool"
Bonkrz sneezes.
Brody Heckendora says, "Quit being a fuckhead, Dredd"
Marc Kaur asks, "What?"
Wears-no-shirt hisses, "Demote him already"
[Common] IP-291 states, "CMO and atmospherics personnel, please take a look with the appropriate precautions."
[Common] Kale Vader says, "DOOR AI"
Judge Dredd hisses, "You were free to go"
Wears-no-shirt hisses, "Who the fuck gave him that posssition"
Bonkrz gasps!
[Common] IP-291 states, "The virologist has a pile of vomit under him, so assume he's managed to hurt himself."
[Common] Aaliyah Houser says, "There seem sto be a militant mime near the bar"
Adeline Lacon says, "Hi hello"
Judge Dredd hisses, "And you attempted to harm me"
Sloan Cox says, "Warden just tried to execute Wears-no-shirt"
Adeline Lacon says, "I've been promoted"
You feel a tiny prick!
Adeline Lacon says, "I'll be handling your bombs"
Wears-no-shirt hisses, "Wheresss Hosss"
Bonkrz gasps!
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "AI door"
Wears-no-shirt hisses, "I want to talk to him"
Bonkrz exclaims, "I can't breath!"
Bonkrz sneezes.
Sloan Cox says, "No fucking clue"
[Common] Brody Heckendora asks, "Really, Mime warp, a spear?"
[Common] Russell Lombardi says, "Is anyone on the ship having trouble breathing? If so, you might have aids."
[Common] Brody Heckendora says, "You're asking to get fuckin' robusted, Bub"
Officer Beepsky points at Wears-no-shirt!
Officer Beepsky has stunned Wears-no-shirt!
Officer Beepsky has stunned Wears-no-shirt!
Cornelius Black examines himself.
Officer Beepsky is trying to put zipties on Wears-no-shirt!
Cornelius Black examines himself.
Wears-no-shirt stammers, "As-ss-s-s-sssss-s-sh-hol-le"
Conan exclaims, "A gray monster!"
Officer Beepsky is trying to put zipties on Wears-no-shirt!
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
Central Command Update
WE UNDERSTAND THAT THE SPLINTERS HAVE MANAGED TO SET OFF TWO BOMBS ABOARD THE STATION AND NEARLY SET OFF A LARGER ONE IN THE BRIG.
RAUL, THE MAN WHO TRIED TO SET OFF THE BOMB IN THE BRIG, WAS NOT ON ANY NANOTRASEN EMPLOYEE LIST. HE COULD NOT HAVE BEEN ACTING ALONE.
YOU MUST FIND THE OTHER TERRORISTS.
You're restrained! You can't move!
*---------*
This is Conan!
He is wearing some athletic shorts.
He has a fire axe on his back.
He has PDA-Conan (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Conan's ID Card (Barbarian).
He has minor burns.
*---------*
Blake Atweeke says, "Nice."
You're restrained! You can't move!
Blake Atweeke tries to remove Wears-no-shirt's backpack.
You feel your right pocket being fumbled with!
Conan knocks on the reinforced window.
Mime Warp points at the speakers
[Common] Meloshevik Rafigdoost says, "WHEN YOU CAPTURE THE TERRORISTS"
[Common] Meloshevik Rafigdoost says, "PLEASE TAKE OUT THEIR BONES"
Mime Warp the at the bomb
Blake Atweeke tries to remove Wears-no-shirt's backpack.
*---------*
This is Conan!
He is wearing some athletic shorts.
He has a fire axe on his back.
He has PDA-Conan (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Conan's ID Card (Barbarian).
He has minor burns.
*---------*
Miku Frost says, "THEY DID"
*beep*
Marc Kaur hugs Conan to make him feel better!
Marc Kaur has analyzed Conan's vitals.
Blake Atweeke tries to remove Wears-no-shirt's PDA-Wears-no-shirt (Assistant).
Marc Kaur puts the health analyzer into the medical belt.
Marc Kaur applies the ointment on Conan.
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher says, "Maybe if we pretend the terrorist isn't there, he'll go away"
Mime Warp mimes grabbing somthing out of a bag.
Judge Dredd asks, "Hisss crime?"
Miku Frost says, "Look, if it doesn't have prints, you don't have much of a fucking cover here."
Conan says, "King Atweeke"
Unknown attempts to remove the zipties!
You attempt to remove the zipties. (This will take around 0.75 minutes and you need to stand still.)
[Common] IP-291 states, "Houfes Letynkowicz has signed up as Chaplain."
Sloan Cox puts the hybrid taser into the satchel.
Mime Warp points at judge
[Common] IP-291 queries, "Conan, all those bags were clear of anything, right?"
You fail to remove the zipties!
[Common] Conan says, "Yes"
Mime Warp then points at his eyes
Miku Frost asks, "You think he knows?"
Mime Warp then at the pda.
Miku Frost says, "Judge."
[Common] Blake Atweeke says, "NO THEY ALL CONTAIN BOMBS"
[Common] Conan asks, "Do I get a reward for my mercenary services?"
[Common] IP-291 states, "Aden Mcclymonds has signed up as Scientist."
Judge Dredd has hit Unknown in the head with the riot shotgun!
Judge Dredd has bashed Unknown in the head with the riot shotgun!
Miku Frost says, "Wow."
Miku Frost asks, "You actually think he saw?"
Mime Warp nods
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "What whe fuck man"
Judge Dredd hisses, "WHAT Isss YOUR CRIME"
Miku Frost asks, "Did you just notice he didn't even notice he just rano ut with no problem?"
[Common] Brody Heckendora says, "Clown just got fucked"
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "None"
[Common] Spears-And-Serves hisses, "Janitor, pleassse do your job"
Brody Heckendora says, "Oh"
Brody Heckendora says, "They said"
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "Sssome faggot brought me here"
Mime Warp sighs
Brody Heckendora says, "Public Indecency"
Brody Heckendora says, "Even though his genetalia is covered."
Your eyes sting a little.
Judge Dredd blinds Unknown with the flash!
[Common] IP-291 states, "I do not know. I am a slave, and therefore do not have much capacity to reward."
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher asks, "Clown are you there?"
Judge Dredd has hit Cell 3 with the flash.
Brody Heckendora says, "So that sounds like a trumped up charge."
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "I dont even have boobsss"
[Common] IP-291 queries, "Perhaps the captain can give you a medal?"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher exclaims, "Cargo under assault!"
Your eyes sting a little.
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "Im not a mammal"
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher exclaims, "Space cleaner bombs!"
Brody Heckendora says, "YEOUCH"
Miku Frost asks, "Judge, did you see the mime take the bomb from Rual?"
[Common] Conan says, "In my homeland of Cimmeria everyone is free"
Ken Hecker says, "Hey"
Ken Hecker says, "Uh"
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "Are you fucking kidding me"
Judge Dredd hisses, "He had a mini bomb in hisss bag"
Ken Hecker asks, "Can i get out?"
Miku Frost asks, "SSo, it was Ruals?"
[Common] Molly Slysbern says, "LIBRARIAN"
Mime Warp nods
[Common] Molly Slysbern says, "STOP MAILING ME PORN"
[Common] IP-291 states, "Unfortunately this is not Cimmeria."
Judge Dredd hisses, "It ssseemsss"
Unknown attempts to remove the zipties!
You attempt to remove the zipties. (This will take around 0.75 minutes and you need to stand still.)
Mime Warp attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Miku Frost says, "Jeez, way to be fuckings low on telling me."
Judge Dredd hisses, "But they might be working together"
Your eyes sting a little.
Mime Warp shakes his head
You fail to remove the zipties!
Sloan Cox shakes Brody Heckendora trying to get him up!
Sloan Cox shakes Brody Heckendora trying to get him up!
[Common] Jessika yells, "DOWN WITH NANOTRASEN, FOR THE SPLINTERS!!!!"
Judge Dredd hisses, "Dont try to essscape"
[Common] Molly Slysbern says, "Holy shit kill that traitor"
Brody Heckendora says, "This Dredd, That's a one minute sentence at the most, according to Space Law"
[Common] Miku Frost says, "Open up,"
[Common] IP-291 queries, "Also, what does your homeland do for prisons, Conan?"
[Common] QT-pi declares, "Mysterious packages in robotics!"
[Common] QT-pi alarms, "I don't know what's in them!!!"
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "Get me out of here"
[Common] IP-291 states, "Don't kill traitors."
[Common] Dogi Von Wallcrusher exclaims, "Open them borg!"
Judge Dredd hisses, "The law isss harsssh."
[Common] Miku Frost asks, "Can someone who has security access open up the fucking brig?"
Judge Dredd hisses, "Asss am i."
*---------*
This is Judge Dredd!
He is wearing a security hardsuit helmet on his head.
He is wearing a security hardsuit.
He is carrying a blood-stained riot shotgun on his security hardsuit!
He has a security satchel on his back.
He is holding a warden's police hat in his right hand.
He has PDA-Judge Dredd (Warden) about his waist.
He is wearing Judge Dredd's ID Card (Warden).
He has minor bruising.
*---------*
[Common] Conan says, "In my homeland there are no prisoners, all prisoners are executed upon capture"
Brody Heckendora says, "Also, He wasn't even exposing his genetalia, So that's clearly a trumped up charge."
[Common] Jessika exclaims, "MY LIFE FOR THE SPLINTERS!"
Judge Dredd hisses, "Sssentence"
[Common] Spears-And-Serves hisses, "Two sssyndicate bombsss at essscape"
[Common] Molly Slysbern says, "It was woody's got wood, Dogi."
[Common] Ken Hecker asks, "Dothey have a trial first?"
Judge Dredd hisses, "5 minutesss"
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "Cool"
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "Now let me out"
Unknown attempts to remove the zipties!
You attempt to remove the zipties. (This will take around 0.75 minutes and you need to stand still.)
[Common] Spears-And-Serves hisses, "And a woman named Jessssssika who jussst comitted sssuicide after planting sssaid bombsss"
Miku Frost tries to remove Mime Warp's handcuffs.
[Common] Wears-no-shirt hisses, "WARDEN Isss A HITLER"
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "WARDEN Isss A HITLER"
*---------*
This is Judge Dredd!
He is wearing a security hardsuit helmet on his head.
He is wearing a security hardsuit.
He is carrying a blood-stained riot shotgun on his security hardsuit!
He has a security satchel on his back.
He is holding a syndicate minibomb in his left hand.
He is holding a warden's police hat in his right hand.
He has PDA-Judge Dredd (Warden) about his waist.
He is wearing Judge Dredd's ID Card (Warden).
He has minor bruising.
*---------*
[Common] Elwood Gibson asks, "Who's "Hitler"?"
Unknown manages to remove the zipties!
You successfully remove the zipties.
[Common] Conan says, "King to the brig"
Unknown knocks on the reinforced window.
[Common] Conan says, "I caught and slayed a terrorist"
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Judge Dredd has hit Cell 3 with the warden's police hat.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Judge Dredd has hit Cell 3 with the warden's police hat.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Your eyes sting a little.
[Common] Ken Hecker says, "Mime killing pun pun"
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the bedsheet.
Brody Heckendora says, "CONAN IS FRIEND"
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Your eyes sting a little.
Brody Heckendora says, "Bad idea, Bud"
[Common] Ken Hecker says, "Wow"
[Common] Ken Hecker says, "A"
[Common] Ken Hecker says, "Well, another bomb went off i think"
[Common] Mya Quinn says, "Oh my god JC"
[Common] Ken Hecker says, "Or something exlpoded"
[Common] Adeline Lacon says, "I did it guys"
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Judge Dredd hisses, "Emotionsss... there ought to be a law againssst them."
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Unknown has hit the reinforced window with the black shoes.
Your eyes sting a little.
Unknown has thrown the black shoes.
Cell 3 was hit by the black shoes.
Unknown has thrown the black shoes.
Cell 3 was hit by the black shoes.
Judge Dredd hisses, "I am adding another 2 minutesss to your sssentence for vandalisssm"
Your eyes sting a little.
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "I want a lawyer"
[Common] IP-291 states, "Brock Obama has signed up as Cook."
Judge Dredd hisses, "I AM THE LAW"
Brody Heckendora attempted to disarm Mime Warp!
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "You are ssshit"
Mime Warp points to his back
Brody Heckendora has disarmed Mime Warp!
That's a floor.
Brody Heckendora has disarmed Mime Warp!
Central Command Update
ATTENTION:
WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT THE SPLINTERS SENT AT LEAST 5 OF THEIR OPERATIVES TO YOUR STATION.
*---------*
This is Brody Heckendora!
He is wearing Lawyer suit.
He has a leather satchel on his back.
He has some fingerless gloves on his hands.
He is wearing some laceup shoes on his feet.
He has an orange glasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Brody Heckendora (Lawyer).
*---------*
Brody Heckendora has disarmed Mime Warp!
Brody Heckendora has disarmed Mime Warp!
Wears-no-shirt (as Unknown) hisses, "LAWYER"
Brody Heckendora has disarmed Mime Warp!
Brody Heckendora has disarmed Mime Warp!
Mime Warp points to his back where his backpack was.
[Common] Conan says, "Find their names and I will kill them all"
Brody Heckendora attempted to disarm Mime Warp!
[Common] Joey Quiver asks, "Who?"
Brody Heckendora has pushed Mime Warp!
[Common] IP-291 states, "Uriel Sutton has signed up as Medical Doctor."
[Common] Johnson Fitzwell says, "Unbolt, i'm here to assit with repairs"
Unknown knocks on the reinforced window.
Brody Heckendora has disarmed Mime Warp!
Mime Warp points to his back where his backpack was.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Brody Heckendora has pushed Mime Warp!
Judge Dredd fires the energy gun!
Mime Warp is hit by a disabler beam in the left leg!
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Judge Dredd fires the energy gun!
Judge Dredd fires the energy gun!
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Judge Dredd fires the energy gun!
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Mime Warp points to his back where his backpack was.
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "AI open this door"
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "AI da' door mane"
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Wears-no-shirt has hit the reinforced window with the gas mask.
Mime Warp has punched Brody Heckendora!
[Common] Houfes Letynkowicz says, "Clown just acided me"
Mime Warp has punched Brody Heckendora!
Brody Heckendora has thrown PDA-Raul (Assistant).
Central Command Update
Incoming Classified Message
A report has been downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.
Brody Heckendora says, "Warden Dredd,That mime just assaulted me, as well as you."
Judge Dredd hisses, "Hesss a mime"
Brody Heckendora asks, "Do you think leaving your baton right here is the wisest choice?"
Captain Announces
The gestapo SS Waffen, also known as Security would kindly/angrily/disappointedly like to remind you that if you see a bomb, Stay the fuck away from it. Security will handle it. If you can't follow the simple instructions, you'll be arrested. Just stay the fuck away from 'em.
Judge Dredd hisses, "Your timesss Up"
Unknown has prodded Judge Dredd with the stunbaton. Luckily it was off.
Judge Dredd fires the energy gun!
Unknown is hit by a laser in the head!
Judge Dredd has bashed Wears-no-shirt in the head with the energy gun!
Judge Dredd has hit Wears-no-shirt in the left arm with the energy gun!
[Common] Russell Lombardi asks, "Bombs?"
Judge Dredd fires the energy gun!
Wears-no-shirt is hit by a laser in the head!
Judge Dredd fires the energy gun!
Wears-no-shirt is hit by a laser in the head!
Judge Dredd fires the energy gun!
Wears-no-shirt is hit by a laser in the head!
Brody Heckendora attempted to disarm Judge Dredd!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
[Common] IP-291 states, "Plasma leak and injured virologist in virology."
Marc Kaur puts the ointment into the medical belt.
Bonkrz sneezes.
Judge Dredd hisses, "Assssssault of an officer. Death penalty"
Marc Kaur says, "Not cool"
Bonkrz sneezes.
Brody Heckendora says, "Quit being a fuckhead, Dredd"
Marc Kaur asks, "What?"
Wears-no-shirt hisses, "Demote him already"
[Common] IP-291 states, "CMO and atmospherics personnel, please take a look with the appropriate precautions."
[Common] Kale Vader says, "DOOR AI"
Judge Dredd hisses, "You were free to go"
Wears-no-shirt hisses, "Who the fuck gave him that posssition"
Bonkrz gasps!
[Common] IP-291 states, "The virologist has a pile of vomit under him, so assume he's managed to hurt himself."
[Common] Aaliyah Houser says, "There seem sto be a militant mime near the bar"
Adeline Lacon says, "Hi hello"
Judge Dredd hisses, "And you attempted to harm me"
Sloan Cox says, "Warden just tried to execute Wears-no-shirt"
Adeline Lacon says, "I've been promoted"
You feel a tiny prick!
Adeline Lacon says, "I'll be handling your bombs"
Wears-no-shirt hisses, "Wheresss Hosss"
Bonkrz gasps!
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "AI door"
Wears-no-shirt hisses, "I want to talk to him"
Bonkrz exclaims, "I can't breath!"
Bonkrz sneezes.
Sloan Cox says, "No fucking clue"
[Common] Brody Heckendora asks, "Really, Mime warp, a spear?"
[Common] Russell Lombardi says, "Is anyone on the ship having trouble breathing? If so, you might have aids."
[Common] Brody Heckendora says, "You're asking to get fuckin' robusted, Bub"
Why they should be banned: Rule 1 - Intentionally and maliciously ruining someone else's experience, not giving a shit about space law, bullying a new player. Ban he.
