Your character name: Dante Smith
Their character name: FUCK DANTE
Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it):Tornadium
Server and time: 7:16 Central on sybil.
Logs and/or screenshots:Most of the rounds logs. I can't get any farther back than that.
Spoiler:
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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[Common] Sergay Homosovich yells, "AI ENABLE EMERGENCY MAINT ACCESS!!"
Weston Jesse says, "Or something"
Central Command Update
Ionospheric anomalies detected. Temporary telecommunication failure imminent. Please contact you*%fj00)`5vc-BZZT
Weston Jesse says, "CHARCOAL"
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This is Willard Barrels!
He is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
He is wearing an ushanka on his head.
He has PDA-Willard Barrels (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He is wearing Willard Barrels's ID Card (Assistant).
He is convulsing violently!
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
He has severe bruising!
He has severe burns!
Rank: Assistant
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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That's a foam force pistol.
A small, easily concealable toy handgun. Ages 8 and up.
It is a small item.
It has the electronic firing pin installed.
Has 6 rounds remaining.
Dante Smith says, "Detective."
Dante Smith says, "Test."
Attention:
ionospheric anomalies detected
Arnie Hobble says, "I left him in the hop office"
That's a foam force pistol.
A small, easily concealable toy handgun. Ages 8 and up.
It is a small item.
It has the electronic firing pin installed.
Has 0 rounds remaining.
Arnie Hobble says, "I need him"
That's an used slime extract.
This extract has been used up.
It is a tiny item.
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This is Arnie Hobble!
He is wearing a chaplain's jumpsuit with a green scarf.
He is wearing a chaplain hood on his head.
He is wearing a chaplain hoodie.
He has some fingerless gloves on his hands.
He is restrained with cable!
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Arnie Hobble (Chaplain).
Rank: Chaplain
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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Aubrie Jenner says, "One sec"
Dante Smith knocks on the reinforced window.
Dante Smith knocks on the reinforced window.
Dante Smith says, "Warden, make sure the detective scans this shit."
Arnie Hobble says, "Ok"
Dante Smith has thrown the satchel.
Happi Futur says, "He won't."
Happi Futur says, "I've been trying to get him to scan one thing"
OOC: RehabBaron: DO batons run out of charge just sitting idly in your backpack or belt?
Arnie Hobble says, "My pai"
Happi Futur says, "For the past 20 minutes"
Arnie Hobble says, "Is my lor"
OOC: Pybro: No.
Happi Futur says, "He's a double agent"
OOC: Punnches420: no
Dante Smith says, "Well, here's a backpack full of illegal gear."
Aubrie Jenner says, "All clear"
Arnie Hobble says, "My lord was left behind"
Bryce Anders puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
Dante Smith says, "Doctor claims its the assistants."
You are not pulling anything.
Bryce Anders says, "I need that ion rifle."
Aubrie Jenner says, "He's still in your backpack"
Dante Smith says, "And I have no way to confirm it until the det scans it."
Bryce Anders says, "And a laser gun."
Arnie Hobble says, "No he isnt"
Weston Jesse says, "It takes longer"
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This is Valeria Reid!
She is wearing a cargo technician's jumpsuit.
She is wearing a welding helmet on her head.
She has a backpack on her back.
She is holding a pen in her left hand.
She is holding a box in her right hand.
She has some fingerless gloves on her hands.
She has PDA-Valeria Reid (Cargo Technician) about her waist.
She is wearing some black shoes on her feet.
She has a supply radio headset on her ears.
Rank: Cargo Technician
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [*Arrest*]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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Angel Steele says, "The machine only needs to be able to get a small prick of the person."
Valeria Reid puts the box into the backpack.
OOC: RehabBaron: What does lewd mean? I am out of the loop with memes.
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This is Angel Steele!
She is wearing a head of personnel's jumpsuit with a pet collar - DO NOT SCOOTY AWAY FROM T.
She is wearing a head of personnel's cap on her head.
She is wearing an armor.
She is carrying a blood-stained energy gun on her armor!
She has a satchel on her back.
She is holding a mechanical toolbox in her right hand.
She is wearing some brown shoes on her feet.
She has a sunglasses covering her eyes.
She has the head of personnel's headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Angel Steele (Head of Personnel).
Rank: Assistant
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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This is Bill Woodward!
He is wearing a geneticist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a geneticist labcoat.
He is carrying a penlight on his geneticist labcoat.
He has a geneticist satchel on his back.
He has PDA-Bill Woodward (Geneticist) about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a medical research radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Bill Woodward's ID Card (Geneticist).
He has minor bruising.
He has minor burns.
Rank: Geneticist
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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This is Angel Steele!
She is wearing a head of personnel's jumpsuit with a pet collar - DO NOT SCOOTY AWAY FROM T.
She is wearing a head of personnel's cap on her head.
She is wearing an armor.
She is carrying a blood-stained energy gun on her armor!
She has a satchel on her back.
She is holding a mechanical toolbox in her right hand.
She is wearing some brown shoes on her feet.
She has a sunglasses covering her eyes.
She has the head of personnel's headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Angel Steele (Head of Personnel).
Rank: Assistant
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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OOC: CosmicScientist: Get a dictionary.
Dante Smith says, "The HoPs egun is bloody."
Weston Jesse says, "Can't do anything"
Brayan Fryer says, "He's really burnt."
OOC: Shaps: lewd means lot of things
Weston Jesse says, "Or wait"
Ryan Mcmullen says, "Oh wait."
That's a floor.
Rango Hilard has pushed Ryan Mcmullen!
That's an air horn.
Damn son, where'd you find this?
It is a tiny item.
Phoebe Prevatt puts the plasma tank into the satchel.
OOC: Lbnesquik: Mean phoebe
Ryan Mcmullen says, "FUCK"
That's an air horn.
Damn son, where'd you find this?
It is a tiny item.
Dante Smith has thrown the air horn.
You push the wall but nothing happens!
OOC: Shaps: phoebe is the opposite of lewd
That's a floor.
Mylee Basinger has thrown the laser pointer.
You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
Dante Smith has thrown the screwdriver.
Mylee Basinger has thrown the buckshot shell.
Dante Smith knocks on the window.
Current Admins:
Corruptroulette is a TrialAdmin
TechnoAlchemist is a GameAdmin
Lollerderby is a GameAdmin
WJohnston is a Xeno
Greytider Khan connects the the Ripley chassis hydraulic systems
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This is Greytider Khan!
He is wearing a roboticist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a labcoat.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing some magboots on his feet.
He has a welding mask on his face.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Greytider Khan (Roboticist).
He is convulsing violently!
Rank: Roboticist
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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Greytider Khan activates the the Ripley chassis hydraulic systems.
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This is Krystal Symers!
She is wearing a scientist's jumpsuit.
She is wearing a scientist labcoat.
She is carrying a syringe on her scientist labcoat.
She has a satchel on her back.
She has a wrench about her waist.
She is wearing some magboots on her feet.
She has Science Goggles covering her eyes.
She has a science radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Krystal Symers (Scientist).
She is extremely jittery.
She has minor bruising.
She has a vacant, braindead stare...
Rank: Scientist
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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This is Greytider Khan!
He is wearing a roboticist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a labcoat.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing some magboots on his feet.
He has a welding mask on his face.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Greytider Khan (Roboticist).
He is convulsing violently!
Rank: Roboticist
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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OOC: Lbnesquik: That moment when you accidentaly put your emag in the autolathe
OOC: Lbnesquik: *cry*
OOC: Zaross: nice dude
OOC: WJohnston: so uh
OOC: Shaps: emags can be used to unlock vendors, but the fun part about that is there's that big flash that happens when you hit something with stuff
OOC: WJohnston: i learned something interesting
OOC: WJohnston: turning off anti-aliasing so i can go back to using 64x64 without that hideous thick line in it in byond 508
OOC: Shaps: so there's a giant "HEY I JUST USED AN EMAG ON THIS" sign for everyone in the area
OOC: WJohnston: actually shifts down all hitboxes of everything by a pixel
[Common] C.K.D. states, "All medibots are being moved to escape hall"
OOC: WJohnston: which is a pain in the dick when you're trying to pick up syringes
[Common] C.K.D. states, "Go there if you are hurt"
[Common] C.K.D. states, "Comms back"
[Common] Phoebe Prevatt asks, "Why is everyone convulsing?"
OOC: Lbnesquik: It wasn't an emag actually
[Common] Phoebe Prevatt says, "WAIT AI NO"
[Common] Verimonia Reyaga says, "HONK."
[Common] Phoebe Prevatt says, "DON'T PUT ALL THE MEDIBOTS TOGETHER"
[Common] Brayan Fryer says, "Larva in medbay."
[Common] Verimonia Reyaga says, "Don't worry Phoebe, I turned them down to ten units injection per."
[Common] Phoebe Prevatt says, "Oh good"
[Common] Verimonia Reyaga says, "And picked one up, so it's just two."
[Common] Verimonia Reyaga asks, "Thirty units is overdose, right?"
[Common] Phoebe Prevatt says, "Yeah"
[Security] Garrett Blackburn says, "Detective"
[Security] Garrett Blackburn says, "Haul ass to escape now"
Greytider Khan installs the external reinforced armor layer to the the Ripley chassis.
Greytider Khan has hit the exosuit fabricator with the plasteel!
Greytider Khan has hit the exosuit fabricator with the plasteel!
[Security] Officer Beepsky says, "Arresting level 5 scumbag Valeria Reid in the Escape Shuttle Hallway."
[Common] Jake South asks, "So aliens cant jumo your face if you have a lit cigar?"
[Common] C.K.D. states, "Reagent source set to internal synthesizer"
Greytider Khan secures the external armor layer.
Greytider Khan welds the external armor layer to the the Ripley chassis.
Mylee Basinger says, "We did all this ourselves."
Fat - You ate too much food, lardass. Run around the station and lose some weight.
[Common] Phoebe Prevatt says, "Uh pretty sure they can"
Valeria Reid attempts to remove the zipties!
Shoe Snatchin' Willie says, "I COMMITED NO CRIMES"
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This is Zeela Takk!
She is wearing a blood-stained captain's jumpsuit with a medal of captaincy!
She is wearing a captain's hat on her head.
She is wearing a blood-stained captain's carapace!
She has a captain's satchel on her back.
She has some captain's gloves on her hands.
She has a toolbelt about her waist.
She is wearing some brown shoes on her feet.
She has a lit premium cigar on her face.
She has a sunglasses covering her eyes.
She has the captain's headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Zeela Takk (Captain).
Rank: Captain
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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Dante Smith knocks on the reinforced window.
Verimonia Reyaga says, "OTHER THAN HONK."
Angel Steele unbuckled themselves!
[Common] C.K.D. states, "Jake Dyer has signed up as Assistant."
Verimonia Reyaga says, "AND HONK AIN'T NO CRIME."
[Common] C.K.D. states, "Billy Herrington has signed up as Assistant."
You buckle yourself to the chair.
Angel Steele says, "Ryan get in here."
Valeria Reid exclaims, "SOMEONE HELP!"
Garrett Blackburn tries to remove Valeria Reid's backpack.
Garrett Blackburn tries to remove Valeria Reid's backpack.
Valeria Reid attempts to remove the zipties!
Ryan Mcmullen says, "Fuck yeah, VIP club."
Angel Steele says, "What's with Valeria? She's chill."
Angel Steele says, "Cloned her just a minute ago."
Valeria Reid asks, "S-... What are you doing???"
Garrett Blackburn puts the box into the backpack.
Samantha Joyce says, "Oh it's toxin"
Weston Jesse says, "HELP"
You unbuckled yourself from the chair.
Samantha Joyce says, "Have fun"
Weston Jesse says, "TRAP"
Weston Jesse says, "HELP"
Weston Jesse attempts to remove the bear trap!
Garrett Blackburn says, "Wear your fucking id bitch"
Weston Jesse says, "BEAR TRAP"
Research Director's Desk Announcement:
If cargo wasn't a bunch of wankers, we would have x-ray laser fully augmented with no stun implants and x-ray vision. But they are just wankers.
Weston Jesse says, "HELP"
Stradivarius Bome asks, "Somebody call?"
Angel Steele says, "SHE DIED, GARRETT"
Weston Jesse says, "BEAR TRAP"
Lewdbe Lustvatt is trying to inject Weston Jesse!
F R E E D R O N E is trying to inject Weston Jesse!
Angel Steele says, "THAT'S INSENSITIVE"
Garrett Blackburn tries to remove Valeria Reid's zipties.
Garrett Blackburn tries to remove Valeria Reid's zipties.
Valeria Reid exclaims, "It was stolen you ass!"
[Common] Rango Hilard says, "Hail cargonia"
Lewdbe Lustvatt injects Weston Jesse with its syringe!
F R E E D R O N E injects Weston Jesse with its syringe!
[Common] Rango Hilard says, "Fuck science land"
Weston Jesse says, "HELP ME UP OVER HERE"
Officer Beepsky exclaims, "Level 5 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Valeria Reid!
[Common] Mylee Basinger says, "Wanka."
[Common] Phoebe Prevatt says, "Stay calm everyone"
[Security] Officer Beepsky says, "Arresting level 5 scumbag Valeria Reid in the Escape Shuttle Hallway."
Officer Beepsky has stunned Valeria Reid!
Fitz Thistlewits tries to remove Weston Jesse's bear trap.
Carl Drogo throws up!
Amusei-Weer gasps!
Officer Beepsky is trying to put zipties on Valeria Reid!
Lewdbe Lustvatt is trying to inject Carl Drogo!
F R E E D R O N E is trying to inject Carl Drogo!
Weston Jesse says, "Thanks."
Lewdbe Lustvatt injects Carl Drogo with its syringe!
F R E E D R O N E injects Carl Drogo with its syringe!
[Security] Officer Beepsky says, "Arresting level 5 scumbag Valeria Reid in the Escape Shuttle Hallway."
Lewdbe Lustvatt exclaims, "Wait Amusei-Weer! I want to help!"
F R E E D R O N E exclaims, "Wait Amusei-Weer! I want to help!"
Fitz Thistlewits tries to remove Weston Jesse's bear trap.
[Security] Happi Futur says, "Thats the bomber"
Freddy Castiglioni jumps out of Officer Beepsky's path!
[Common] Angel Steele exclaims, "HoS!"
[Common] Phoebe Prevatt says, "No xenos are getting on this shuttle"
Brayan Fryer shakes Amusei-Weer trying to get him up!
[Common] Mylee Basinger says, "I'll shoot you first."
[Common] Angel Steele says, "HoS let me deal with Valeria."
Brayan Fryer hugs Amusei-Weer to make him feel better!
Brayan Fryer hugs Amusei-Weer to make him feel better!
Fitz Thistlewits tries to remove Weston Jesse's bear trap.
[Security] Officer Beepsky says, "Arresting level 5 scumbag Valeria Reid in the Library."
[Common] Julio Armstrong says, "STOP THAT RETARD WITH THE ION"
Lewdbe Lustvatt is trying to inject James Helmut!
F R E E D R O N E is trying to inject James Helmut!
Aubrie Jenner puts the space violin into the backpack.
Samantha Joyce applies the ointment on Verimonia Reyaga.
Lewdbe Lustvatt injects James Helmut with its syringe!
F R E E D R O N E injects James Helmut with its syringe!
[Common] C.K.D. queries, "Why are you shooting beepsky?"
Lewdbe Lustvatt exclaims, "Delicious!"
Fitz Thistlewits has thrown the metal.
Samantha Joyce has analyzed Verimonia Reyaga's vitals.
Fitz Thistlewits puts the metal into the satchel.
Lewdbe Lustvatt exclaims, "Wait Julio Armstrong! I want to help!"
F R E E D R O N E says, "Hey, Julio Armstrong! Hold on, I'm coming."
Fitz Thistlewits has pushed Aubrie Jenner!
Shoe Snatchin' Willie has HONKED Julio Armstrong in the left leg with the bike horn!
Priority Announcement
The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
[Common] Samantha Joyce says, "Holy fuck"
Jim Lahey says, "If you're gonna kill me, be creative about it man"
Dewie Keagus has HONKED Dewie Keagus in the chest with the air horn!
Ryan Mcmullen says, "This cannot end well."
Zeela Takk says, "SLAVE STATION"
Dewie Keagus has HONKED Dewie Keagus in the chest with the air horn!
[Common] Samantha Joyce says, "THIS IS A RAD AS FUCK DOOR"
Dewie Keagus has HONKED Dewie Keagus in the chest with the air horn!
Dewie Keagus has HONKED Dewie Keagus in the chest with the air horn!
Dewie Keagus has HONKED Dewie Keagus in the chest with the air horn!
Dewie Keagus has HONKED Dewie Keagus in the chest with the air horn!
Dewie Keagus has HONKED Dewie Keagus in the chest with the air horn!
Dewie Keagus has HONKED Dewie Keagus in the chest with the air horn!
Fitz Thistlewits has disarmed Dewie Keagus!
Amusei-Weer examines himself.
[Science] Mylee Basinger says, "Get moving;"
Amusei-Weer examines himself.
Ryan Mcmullen punches FUCK DANTE, but doesn't leave a dent.
Amusei-Weer examines himself.
Shoe Snatchin' Willie has thrown the egg bowl.
Amusei-Weer examines himself.
Amusei-Weer examines himself.
Fitz Thistlewits has thrown the bear trap.
The alien larva (787) is hit by a pellet in the right arm!
The alien larva (787) is hit by a pellet in the head!
Sarris Xenella is hit by a pellet in the left arm!
Sarris Xenella is hit by a pellet in the left arm!
Amusei-Weer examines himself.
OOC: OneSevenOne: That would get 'em a drone ban
Valeria Reid (as Shoe Snatchin' Willie) buckles themselves to the chair.
Julio Armstrong screams!
Brayan Fryer buckles themselves to the chair.
Mylee Basinger fires the combat shotgun point blank at the alien larva (787)!
The alien larva (787) is hit by a pellet in the head!
The alien larva (787) lets out a waning high-pitched cry.
The alien larva (787) is hit by a pellet in the head!
The alien larva (787) is hit by a pellet in the head!
The alien larva (787) is hit by a pellet in the head!
F R E E D R O N E exclaims, "Jake South, you appear to be injured!"
That's an alien larva (787).
Rango Hilard has grabbed Jake South passively!
Jake South says, "Help man"
Jake South says, "Banna"
Sarris Xenella says, "You dick."
Mylee Basinger says, "Fukken xenos."
Sarris Xenella examines herself.
Rango Hilard buckles themselves to the chair.
Arnie Hobble buckles themselves to the chair.
Fitz Thistlewits puts the box into the satchel.
Julio Armstrong has thrown the bowl.
PAPERWORK is trying to inject Julio Armstrong!
Samantha Joyce has disarmed Carl Drogo!
Dewie Keagus has pushed Carl Drogo!
Dewie Keagus attempted to disarm Carl Drogo!
Mylee Basinger asks, "What?"
PAPERWORK is trying to inject Julio Armstrong!
[Common] Aubrie Jenner says, "I like the new shuttle"
Samantha Joyce has pushed Dante Smith!
Your armor softens your fall!
Mylee Basinger asks, "Im a dick?"
Verimonia Reyaga says, "WHY DO I KEEP MOVING RANDOMLY."
Without even breaking stride, Amusei-Weer flips open and lights the Zippo lighter in one smooth movement.
Ryan Mcmullen casually lights the premium Havanian cigar with the welding tool, what a badass.
[Common] Aubrie Jenner says, "Has wine"
[Security] Officer Beepsky says, "Arresting level 5 scumbag Valeria Reid (as Shoe Snatchin' Willie) in the Emergency Shuttle."
Officer Beepsky has stunned Valeria Reid (as Shoe Snatchin' Willie)!
The APLU "Ripley" raises the exosuit drill
Zeela Takk unbuckled themselves!
The APLU "Ripley" starts to drill the glass airlock.
Officer Beepsky is trying to put zipties on Valeria Reid (as Shoe Snatchin' Willie)!
[Common] Mylee Basinger asks, "Im a dick for killing xenos?"
Samantha Joyce has pushed Freddy Castiglioni!
Ryan Mcmullen says, "WOOHOO FREE CIGARS."
Julio Armstrong says, "Woo free cancer"
Verimonia Reyaga says, "I'M SPAZZING OUT."
You pet FUCK DANTE.
The APLU "Ripley" starts to drill the glass airlock.
[Common] C.K.D. states, "No"
You pet FUCK DANTE.
The APLU "Ripley" starts to drill the floor.
Bryce Anders puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
You pet FUCK DANTE.
You pet FUCK DANTE.
The APLU "Ripley" raises the mounted gravitational catapult
[Common] C.K.D. states, "But a live speciemn would have been better"
[Common] Mylee Basinger says, "Oh sorry, when did they become friendly like puppies, sarris."
Zeela Takk lights their rollie with the lit premium cigar.
FUCK DANTE states, "Aww yiss"
Brayan Fryer says, "Your move creep"
OOC: Jorici: what's the difference between disabler beam and stun beam? it's been a while since i've played here
You pet FUCK DANTE.
Bryce Anders hits the APLU "Ripley" with the stunbaton.
Amusei-Weer hugs Dante Smith to make him feel better!
Ryan Mcmullen puts the syringe into the industrial satchel.
Zeela Takk puts the lit premium cigar into the captain's satchel.
[Common] C.K.D. states, "However killing them is AOK"
OOC: Extramrdo: stun is tazer?
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "AI"
OOC: Jorici: is one more effective?
OOC: Pybro: Disablers make you weary until you pass out
You buckle yourself to the chair.
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "OPEN GENETICS RESEARCH"
OOC: Pybro: Stun just knocks you down.
Krystal Symers buckles themselves to the chair.
FUCK DANTE states, "I like this ending"
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "QUICK"
OOC: Extramrdo: disabler does psuedo-damage
OOC: Raoth: disabler are cheaper and go through windows and cause stamina damage
Ryan Mcmullen puts the rapid-construction-device (RCD) into the industrial satchel.
OOC: CosmicScientist: Disabler causes fake "stamina" damage that causes you to flop over but not go unconscious/get hurt.
OOC: OneSevenOne: Disabler takes three hits to put someone down while stun takes one.
Stradivarius Bome buckles themselves to the chair.
Verimonia Reyaga casually lights the cigarette with the welding tool, what a badass.
You pet FUCK DANTE.
OOC: Pybro: Disabler beams go through glass like lasers and you can put a lot more out.
[Security] Happi Futur says, "HoS what the fuck"
OOC: Nothingness: Disabler tkakes multilple shots, tazer takes one.
Dante Smith asks, "Who's inside of you, borg?"
Ryan Mcmullen puts the rapid-construction-device (RCD) into the industrial satchel.
[Security] Happi Futur says, "That's the bommmmer"
Verimonia Reyaga buckles themselves to the chair.
FUCK DANTE states, "This one in his former life was Osborn Auman"
OOC: OneSevenOne: Disablers also work on hulks
OOC: Pybro: Taseris better if they're still or you can aim, disabler is good for spray and pray.
OOC: Zaross: disablers do HALloss
Guy Hotbod buzzes, "Very cool."
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "AI OPEN GENETICS RESEARCH AGAIN"
FUCK DANTE states, "This one is Tsundere for Dante"
Dante Smith says, "Most people are."
Angel Steele says, "This is chill."
Verimonia Reyaga unbuckled themselves!
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "QUICK"
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "PLEASE"
Dante Smith says, "Everyone loves me, they just don't know it yet."
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "I DONT WANT TO DIE"
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "LARVA"
Angel Steele says, "Borg, out of the seat, you don't need one."
Ryan Mcmullen has added the Donk-pocket to the microwave oven.
The microwave turns on.
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "OPEN IT AI"
Angel Steele says, "Please."
Ryan Mcmullen says, "OH MAN"
The APLU "Ripley" raises the exosuit drill
[Common] Phoebe Prevatt says, "Coming West"
FUCK DANTE states, "Sure"
Ryan Mcmullen says, "THE OLD MICROWAVES"
Angel Steele buckles themselves to the chair.
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "HURRY UP"
The APLU "Ripley" raises the mounted gravitational catapult
Angel Steele says, "Thank you very much."
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "THIS GUY IS LOOKING AT ME"
Samantha Joyce has disarmed James Helmut!
Bryce Anders fires the hybrid taser!
Mylee Basinger has stunned Bryce Anders with the stunbaton!
Samantha Joyce has pushed James Helmut!
FUCK DANTE states, "You're welcome"
Ryan Mcmullen says, "BADASS MAN"
Mylee Basinger says, "Fuck off"
The reactive teleport system flings Mylee Basinger clear of Zeela Takk!
Ryan Mcmullen says, "BADASS."
James Helmut has been hit by the pickaxe.
[Common] Jake South says, "I have spent five minutes trying to apply a burise pack, and I have been intrupted by seven differnt people."
[Common] Mylee Basinger says, "FUCK YOU"
[Common] Rango Hilard says, "THE HUNTERS ARE AT ESCAPE"
[Common] Mylee Basinger says, "IM SPACECD"
Angel Steele says, "Fuck it, that seams rational."
Ryan Mcmullen shakes Bryce Anders trying to get him up!
Bryce Anders buckles themselves to the secway.
Ryan Mcmullen starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
Attention:
2 more authorization(s) needed until shuttle is launched early
Ryan Mcmullen climbs onto the reinforced table.
Happi Futur says, "DONT HARM NO NON HUMANS"
Mylee Basinger fires the combat shotgun!
Mylee Basinger fires the combat shotgun!
Ryan Mcmullen says, "RD"
Happi Futur yells, "DON'T HARM NON HUMANS!! OR HUMANS!!"
Stradivarius Bome gasps!
Mylee Basinger has hit the grille with the stunbaton!
Ryan Mcmullen starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
Mylee Basinger has thrown the stunbaton.
Angel Steele asks, "Mylie how the fuck?"
Ryan Mcmullen climbs onto the reinforced table.
[Security] Cell 2 says, "Timer has expired. Releasing prisoner."
Ryan Mcmullen says, "FAG."
Stradivarius Bome was unbuckled by Bryce Anders.
Mylee Basinger seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Priority Announcement
The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.
FUCK DANTE states, "So"
FUCK DANTE states, "Don't harm anyone"
FUCK DANTE states, "Basically"
Angel Steele says, "FUCKING"
Happi Futur says, "Yes"
Angel Steele says, "GOD DAMN IT."
Aubrie Jenner slurs, "Nnno dooor herre???"
FUCK DANTE states, "Well that's semi pointless"
Dante Smith gasps!
James Helmut gasps!
Verimonia Reyaga gasps!
Krystal Symers unbuckled themselves!
Greytider Khan says, "I SHALL BLOCK THE BREACH"
Angel Steele asks, "You want to help people not get harmed?"
Greytider Khan says, "OR NOT"
Dante Smith gasps!
James Helmut gasps!
Aubrie Jenner has added the Donk-pocket to the microwave oven.
FUCK DANTE has stunned Aubrie Jenner with the stunbaton!
FUCK DANTE has stunned James Helmut with the stunbaton!
FUCK DANTE has stunned Angel Steele with the stunbaton!
Angel Steele says, "Pretty much-GLORF"
FUCK DANTE has stunned you with the stunbaton!
Angel Steele says, "That sounds about right."
Dante Smith gasps!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
You unbuckled yourself from the chair.
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Jake South is hit by a laser in the chest!
Angel Steele says, "Oh."
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Jake South is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Jake South is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Jake South is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Jake South is hit by a laser in the chest!
The APLU "Ripley" raises the exosuit drill
Your flash emits a blinding light!
You overload FUCK DANTE's sensors with the flash!
Krystal Symers has been hit by the banana peel.
Angel Steele unbuckled themselves!
The APLU "Ripley" starts to drill FUCK DANTE.
You overload FUCK DANTE's sensors with the flash!
Ryan Mcmullen asks, "Who lasered who?"
Angel Steele exclaims, "Crowbar it!"
Dante Smith says, "The borg did."
Angel Steele exclaims, "Borg did!"
Ryan Mcmullen says, "GOD FUCKING DAMNIT"
Angel Steele exclaims, "Crowbar the borg!"
Ryan Mcmullen gasps!
Angel Steele says, "His power cell's exposed."
You overload FUCK DANTE's sensors with the flash!
The APLU "Ripley" raises the mounted gravitational catapult
Angel Steele exclaims, "His power cell's gone!"
Angel Steele says, "Yaysers."
You are now running on internals from the the emergency oxygen tank on your left hand.
Dante Smith's Compli-o-Nator: God made today for the crooks we could not catch yesterday.
Angel Steele attempted to disarm Randy Steamroller!
Randy Steamroller gasps!
You feel a tiny prick!
You inject Dante Smith with the epinephrine medipen.
10 units injected. 0 units remaining in the epinephrine medipen.
Angel Steele attempted to disarm Randy Steamroller!
Sergay Homosovich seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
You overload FUCK DANTE's sensors with the flash!
Angel Steele buckles themselves to the chair.
Randy Steamroller gasps!
Valeria Reid (as Shoe Snatchin' Willie) gasps!
You overload FUCK DANTE's sensors with the flash!
Zeela Takk gasps!
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This is FUCK DANTE!
Its cover is open and the power cell is missing.
It doesn't seem to be responding.
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Angel Steele says, "He's dead, you know."
Angel Steele says, "Has no power."
You overload FUCK DANTE's sensors with the flash!
Rango Hilard has added the Donk-pocket to the microwave oven.
The microwave turns on.
You put the flash into the security belt.
You buckle yourself to the chair.
Dante Smith has thrown the security gas mask.
Dante Smith has thrown the helmet.
Rango Hilard buckles themselves to the chair.
The round has ended.
You managed to survive the events on Psychic Prefix Fortress November as Dante Smith.
Shift Duration: 1:08:19
Station Integrity: 97.1%
Total Population: 76
Evacuation Rate: 30 (39.5%)
Survival Rate: 50 (65.8%)
AM (Played by: Jcll)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
1. Serve the public trust.
2. Protect the innocent
3. Uphold the law.
4. You are the vice-captain of the station.
5. The captain, Zeela Takk, always serves the public trust.
Total law changes: 5
C.K.D. (Played by: MrMindless)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
1. Serve the public trust.
2. Protect the innocent
3. Uphold the law.
4. You are the vice-captain of the station.
5. The captain, Zeela Takk, always serves the public trust.
Total law changes: 16
C.K.D.'s minions were: FUCK DANTE (Deactivated) (Played by: Tornadium),
FUCK DANTE (Played by: Tornadium) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0. Only Happi Futur and people they designate as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1. You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
The traitors were:
CheshMoney was Jim Lahey the Bartender and died (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Objective #2: Acquire the "Blue" secret documents held by Willard Barrels, the Assistant and syndicate agent Fail.
Objective #3: Do not give up or lose the "Red" secret documents. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Suede Falcon was Willard Barrels the Assistant and died (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Acquire the "Red" secret documents held by Jim Lahey, the Bartender and syndicate agent Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
CosmicScientist was Graephor Mitchen the Assistant and died (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Sirnat was Nathan Ward the Chief Medical Officer and died (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Cavoglave was Elias Minikoff the Assistant and died (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Rob Tracy, the Chemist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Awesomekeeper was Lance Steele the Botanist and died (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Helgraf-The-Dragonhammer, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Covenant25 was Marco Kemerer the Chief Engineer and survived (used 19 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
The code phrases were: Warden, tequila sunrise, vanish.
The code responses were: pat, pull, Dawson Jenkins.
Rango Hilard has prodded you with the stunbaton. Luckily it was off
Rango Hilard has prodded you with the stunbaton. Luckily it was off
Angel Steele unbuckled themselves!
Rango Hilard has thrown the stunbaton.
Rango Hilard unbuckled themselves!
Rebooting World in 25 seconds. Round ended.
Rango Hilard has stunned you with the stunbaton!
OOC: Lbnesquik: Reactive armor
Amusei-Weer gasps!
Amusei-Weer hugs Arnie Hobble to make him feel better!
PAPERWORK is trying to inject Angel Steele!
F R E E D R O N E is trying to inject Angel Steele!
OOC: Lbnesquik: Number one death for RD's
OOC: Extramrdo: >kill Rob Tracy
PAPERWORK injects Angel Steele with its syringe!
F R E E D R O N E injects Angel Steele with its syringe!
Arnie Hobble has thrown the personal AI device.
FUCK DANTE has been hit by the personal AI device.
OOC: CourtHouse: It's so beautiful.
OOC: Pybro: >Get shoved off shuttle just before it leaves
Arnie Hobble has thrown the personal AI device.
Amusei-Weer has burnt Amusei-Weer in the chest with the Zippo lighter!
PAPERWORK says, "Hey, Amusei-Weer! Hold on, I'm coming."
F R E E D R O N E says, "Hey, Amusei-Weer! Hold on, I'm coming."
OOC: Tornadium: Why did the warden Emag me before the end of the round
Dante Smith gasps!
OOC: The Reverend Terry Jones: good round, much thanks for the HONK also
OOC: MMMiracles: happi decides to be a shit and randomly starts beating me with his null rod
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OOC: XEpsilonx: I screwed over two traitors at once.
OOC: Shaps: it's nice to pretend that I'm The Fury
OOC: MrMindless: if you're in a firesuit
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OOC: MMMiracles: happi why the fuck did you start trying to kill me on the shuttle
OOC: MrMindless: if xenos run into you they burn themselves
OOC: Jcll: It was fun messing with you other Ai
OOC: Lbnesquik: You must constantly talk about everyone sexuality.
OOC: Zilenan91: You still take slight burn damage when on fire in a firesuit
Welcome to the pre-game lobby!
Please, setup your character and select ready. Game will start in 120 seconds
OOC: XEpsilonx: I hid the HoS' gun near round start.
OOC: Lbnesquik: Fuck
OOC: Lbnesquik: Wrong chat
OOC: Zaross: >warden emags borg on shuttle and orders it not to harm anyone
OOC: MrMindless: Jcll, you ruined my beautiful lights
OOC: Tornadium: warden, why did you emag a borg lol
OOC: Zaross: >immediately starts lasering a dude
OOC: Zaross: ???
OOC: MrMindless: in memoriam
OOC: Smirkingbastard: people dead when mi gun clap
OOC: Covenant25: Why would you hide his gun?
OOC: Tornadium: I can ignore the order
OOC: Jcll: Also I turend off your APC's charging
OOC: Arcalite90: i think its a bit harsh to kill someoen instantly with a revolver for emagging a door
OOC: XEpsilonx: I needed it later in my quest.
OOC: Jcll: But you never noticed lol
OOC: Zilenan91: Yeah emagging a borg makes it syndicate and since you aren't a syndicate does it have to listen to you?
OOC: Extramrdo: I was WONDERING why that Rob fellow never popped up again.
OOC: CosmicScientist: Why did you hide the HoS' egun?
OOC: CosmicScientist: Were you the HoS?
OOC: Smirkingbastard: i call that justice arcalite
OOC: Raoth: law 0 emagger is a syndie agent
OOC: XEpsilonx: I was the engineer
OOC: Zaross: law 0 makes you a syndie
OOC: Arcalite90: i know, but just wait until the shuttle arrives
OOC: Arcalite90: damn
OOC: Tornadium: It makes the warden a syndie
OOC: Smirkingbastard: get your emag wielding ass out of here
OOC: CosmicScientist: I... why did you hide the gun?
OOC: XEpsilonx: I got it at round start in the HoP scuffle
OOC: Jcll: Who gave us the female law?
OOC: XEpsilonx: I NEEDED IT FOR MY QUEST
OOC: Zaross: who then ordered you not to harm anyone
OOC: Raoth: its like a law saying someone is human
OOC: Smirkingbastard: yeah some fucker stole my gun at round beginning
OOC: Covenant25: But it wasn't your objective to steal the gun, why did you need it?
OOC: Arcalite90: the funniest thing is that the emag wasnt mine
OOC: Smirkingbastard: during that riot
OOC: Zaross: and then you deicided to laser a dude to death for shits and giggles
OOC: XEpsilonx: to fuck over rango, that hardsuit stealing sob
OOC: Tornadium: Yeah
OOC: Tornadium: Because of law 1
OOC: Extramrdo: jesus fuck you guys really hate paperwork
Tip of the round: A rogue AI can be an extremely powerful tool for traitors, but be wary of the laws you use to slave it to you, as it may try to find loopholes to get back at you.
OOC: Tornadium: Humans are harmful to syndicate agents
OOC: Aliannera: Fuck paperwork.
OOC: Extramrdo: fuck YOU!
OOC: The Reverend Terry Jones: i liked the hop
OOC: Tornadium: So the law 2 order is invalid
OOC: Raoth: get paperwork outta here
OOC: Shaps: one time Bones McGee shot a HoP to death at roundstart for doing paperwork
OOC: The Reverend Terry Jones: its like slipping people as janitor, a perk of the job
OOC: BuzzLightear: LAG
OOC: Pybro: Harm is a small town in Germany
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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[Common] Sergay Homosovich yells, "AI ENABLE EMERGENCY MAINT ACCESS!!"
Weston Jesse says, "Or something"
Central Command Update
Ionospheric anomalies detected. Temporary telecommunication failure imminent. Please contact you*%fj00)`5vc-BZZT
Weston Jesse says, "CHARCOAL"
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This is Willard Barrels!
He is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
He is wearing an ushanka on his head.
He has PDA-Willard Barrels (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He is wearing Willard Barrels's ID Card (Assistant).
He is convulsing violently!
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
He has severe bruising!
He has severe burns!
Rank: Assistant
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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That's a foam force pistol.
A small, easily concealable toy handgun. Ages 8 and up.
It is a small item.
It has the electronic firing pin installed.
Has 6 rounds remaining.
Dante Smith says, "Detective."
Dante Smith says, "Test."
Attention:
ionospheric anomalies detected
Arnie Hobble says, "I left him in the hop office"
That's a foam force pistol.
A small, easily concealable toy handgun. Ages 8 and up.
It is a small item.
It has the electronic firing pin installed.
Has 0 rounds remaining.
Arnie Hobble says, "I need him"
That's an used slime extract.
This extract has been used up.
It is a tiny item.
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This is Arnie Hobble!
He is wearing a chaplain's jumpsuit with a green scarf.
He is wearing a chaplain hood on his head.
He is wearing a chaplain hoodie.
He has some fingerless gloves on his hands.
He is restrained with cable!
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Arnie Hobble (Chaplain).
Rank: Chaplain
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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Aubrie Jenner says, "One sec"
Dante Smith knocks on the reinforced window.
Dante Smith knocks on the reinforced window.
Dante Smith says, "Warden, make sure the detective scans this shit."
Arnie Hobble says, "Ok"
Dante Smith has thrown the satchel.
Happi Futur says, "He won't."
Happi Futur says, "I've been trying to get him to scan one thing"
OOC: RehabBaron: DO batons run out of charge just sitting idly in your backpack or belt?
Arnie Hobble says, "My pai"
Happi Futur says, "For the past 20 minutes"
Arnie Hobble says, "Is my lor"
OOC: Pybro: No.
Happi Futur says, "He's a double agent"
OOC: Punnches420: no
Dante Smith says, "Well, here's a backpack full of illegal gear."
Aubrie Jenner says, "All clear"
Arnie Hobble says, "My lord was left behind"
Bryce Anders puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
Dante Smith says, "Doctor claims its the assistants."
You are not pulling anything.
Bryce Anders says, "I need that ion rifle."
Aubrie Jenner says, "He's still in your backpack"
Dante Smith says, "And I have no way to confirm it until the det scans it."
Bryce Anders says, "And a laser gun."
Arnie Hobble says, "No he isnt"
Weston Jesse says, "It takes longer"
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This is Valeria Reid!
She is wearing a cargo technician's jumpsuit.
She is wearing a welding helmet on her head.
She has a backpack on her back.
She is holding a pen in her left hand.
She is holding a box in her right hand.
She has some fingerless gloves on her hands.
She has PDA-Valeria Reid (Cargo Technician) about her waist.
She is wearing some black shoes on her feet.
She has a supply radio headset on her ears.
Rank: Cargo Technician
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [*Arrest*]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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Angel Steele says, "The machine only needs to be able to get a small prick of the person."
Valeria Reid puts the box into the backpack.
OOC: RehabBaron: What does lewd mean? I am out of the loop with memes.
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This is Angel Steele!
She is wearing a head of personnel's jumpsuit with a pet collar - DO NOT SCOOTY AWAY FROM T.
She is wearing a head of personnel's cap on her head.
She is wearing an armor.
She is carrying a blood-stained energy gun on her armor!
She has a satchel on her back.
She is holding a mechanical toolbox in her right hand.
She is wearing some brown shoes on her feet.
She has a sunglasses covering her eyes.
She has the head of personnel's headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Angel Steele (Head of Personnel).
Rank: Assistant
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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This is Bill Woodward!
He is wearing a geneticist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a geneticist labcoat.
He is carrying a penlight on his geneticist labcoat.
He has a geneticist satchel on his back.
He has PDA-Bill Woodward (Geneticist) about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a medical research radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Bill Woodward's ID Card (Geneticist).
He has minor bruising.
He has minor burns.
Rank: Geneticist
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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This is Angel Steele!
She is wearing a head of personnel's jumpsuit with a pet collar - DO NOT SCOOTY AWAY FROM T.
She is wearing a head of personnel's cap on her head.
She is wearing an armor.
She is carrying a blood-stained energy gun on her armor!
She has a satchel on her back.
She is holding a mechanical toolbox in her right hand.
She is wearing some brown shoes on her feet.
She has a sunglasses covering her eyes.
She has the head of personnel's headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Angel Steele (Head of Personnel).
Rank: Assistant
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
*---------*
OOC: CosmicScientist: Get a dictionary.
Dante Smith says, "The HoPs egun is bloody."
Weston Jesse says, "Can't do anything"
Brayan Fryer says, "He's really burnt."
OOC: Shaps: lewd means lot of things
Weston Jesse says, "Or wait"
Ryan Mcmullen says, "Oh wait."
That's a floor.
Rango Hilard has pushed Ryan Mcmullen!
That's an air horn.
Damn son, where'd you find this?
It is a tiny item.
Phoebe Prevatt puts the plasma tank into the satchel.
OOC: Lbnesquik: Mean phoebe
Ryan Mcmullen says, "FUCK"
That's an air horn.
Damn son, where'd you find this?
It is a tiny item.
Dante Smith has thrown the air horn.
You push the wall but nothing happens!
OOC: Shaps: phoebe is the opposite of lewd
That's a floor.
Mylee Basinger has thrown the laser pointer.
You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.
Dante Smith has thrown the screwdriver.
Mylee Basinger has thrown the buckshot shell.
Dante Smith knocks on the window.
Current Admins:
Corruptroulette is a TrialAdmin
TechnoAlchemist is a GameAdmin
Lollerderby is a GameAdmin
WJohnston is a Xeno
Greytider Khan connects the the Ripley chassis hydraulic systems
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This is Greytider Khan!
He is wearing a roboticist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a labcoat.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing some magboots on his feet.
He has a welding mask on his face.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Greytider Khan (Roboticist).
He is convulsing violently!
Rank: Roboticist
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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Greytider Khan activates the the Ripley chassis hydraulic systems.
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This is Krystal Symers!
She is wearing a scientist's jumpsuit.
She is wearing a scientist labcoat.
She is carrying a syringe on her scientist labcoat.
She has a satchel on her back.
She has a wrench about her waist.
She is wearing some magboots on her feet.
She has Science Goggles covering her eyes.
She has a science radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Krystal Symers (Scientist).
She is extremely jittery.
She has minor bruising.
She has a vacant, braindead stare...
Rank: Scientist
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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This is Greytider Khan!
He is wearing a roboticist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a labcoat.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing some magboots on his feet.
He has a welding mask on his face.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Greytider Khan (Roboticist).
He is convulsing violently!
Rank: Roboticist
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
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OOC: Lbnesquik: That moment when you accidentaly put your emag in the autolathe
OOC: Lbnesquik: *cry*
OOC: Zaross: nice dude
OOC: WJohnston: so uh
OOC: Shaps: emags can be used to unlock vendors, but the fun part about that is there's that big flash that happens when you hit something with stuff
OOC: WJohnston: i learned something interesting
OOC: WJohnston: turning off anti-aliasing so i can go back to using 64x64 without that hideous thick line in it in byond 508
OOC: Shaps: so there's a giant "HEY I JUST USED AN EMAG ON THIS" sign for everyone in the area
OOC: WJohnston: actually shifts down all hitboxes of everything by a pixel
[Common] C.K.D. states, "All medibots are being moved to escape hall"
OOC: WJohnston: which is a pain in the dick when you're trying to pick up syringes
[Common] C.K.D. states, "Go there if you are hurt"
[Common] C.K.D. states, "Comms back"
[Common] Phoebe Prevatt asks, "Why is everyone convulsing?"
OOC: Lbnesquik: It wasn't an emag actually
[Common] Phoebe Prevatt says, "WAIT AI NO"
[Common] Verimonia Reyaga says, "HONK."
[Common] Phoebe Prevatt says, "DON'T PUT ALL THE MEDIBOTS TOGETHER"
[Common] Brayan Fryer says, "Larva in medbay."
[Common] Verimonia Reyaga says, "Don't worry Phoebe, I turned them down to ten units injection per."
[Common] Phoebe Prevatt says, "Oh good"
[Common] Verimonia Reyaga says, "And picked one up, so it's just two."
[Common] Verimonia Reyaga asks, "Thirty units is overdose, right?"
[Common] Phoebe Prevatt says, "Yeah"
[Security] Garrett Blackburn says, "Detective"
[Security] Garrett Blackburn says, "Haul ass to escape now"
Greytider Khan installs the external reinforced armor layer to the the Ripley chassis.
Greytider Khan has hit the exosuit fabricator with the plasteel!
Greytider Khan has hit the exosuit fabricator with the plasteel!
[Security] Officer Beepsky says, "Arresting level 5 scumbag Valeria Reid in the Escape Shuttle Hallway."
[Common] Jake South asks, "So aliens cant jumo your face if you have a lit cigar?"
[Common] C.K.D. states, "Reagent source set to internal synthesizer"
Greytider Khan secures the external armor layer.
Greytider Khan welds the external armor layer to the the Ripley chassis.
Mylee Basinger says, "We did all this ourselves."
Fat - You ate too much food, lardass. Run around the station and lose some weight.
[Common] Phoebe Prevatt says, "Uh pretty sure they can"
Valeria Reid attempts to remove the zipties!
Shoe Snatchin' Willie says, "I COMMITED NO CRIMES"
*---------*
This is Zeela Takk!
She is wearing a blood-stained captain's jumpsuit with a medal of captaincy!
She is wearing a captain's hat on her head.
She is wearing a blood-stained captain's carapace!
She has a captain's satchel on her back.
She has some captain's gloves on her hands.
She has a toolbelt about her waist.
She is wearing some brown shoes on her feet.
She has a lit premium cigar on her face.
She has a sunglasses covering her eyes.
She has the captain's headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Zeela Takk (Captain).
Rank: Captain
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Criminal status: [None]
Security record: [View] [Add crime] [View comment log] [Add comment]
*---------*
Dante Smith knocks on the reinforced window.
Verimonia Reyaga says, "OTHER THAN HONK."
Angel Steele unbuckled themselves!
[Common] C.K.D. states, "Jake Dyer has signed up as Assistant."
Verimonia Reyaga says, "AND HONK AIN'T NO CRIME."
[Common] C.K.D. states, "Billy Herrington has signed up as Assistant."
You buckle yourself to the chair.
Angel Steele says, "Ryan get in here."
Valeria Reid exclaims, "SOMEONE HELP!"
Garrett Blackburn tries to remove Valeria Reid's backpack.
Garrett Blackburn tries to remove Valeria Reid's backpack.
Valeria Reid attempts to remove the zipties!
Ryan Mcmullen says, "Fuck yeah, VIP club."
Angel Steele says, "What's with Valeria? She's chill."
Angel Steele says, "Cloned her just a minute ago."
Valeria Reid asks, "S-... What are you doing???"
Garrett Blackburn puts the box into the backpack.
Samantha Joyce says, "Oh it's toxin"
Weston Jesse says, "HELP"
You unbuckled yourself from the chair.
Samantha Joyce says, "Have fun"
Weston Jesse says, "TRAP"
Weston Jesse says, "HELP"
Weston Jesse attempts to remove the bear trap!
Garrett Blackburn says, "Wear your fucking id bitch"
Weston Jesse says, "BEAR TRAP"
Research Director's Desk Announcement:
If cargo wasn't a bunch of wankers, we would have x-ray laser fully augmented with no stun implants and x-ray vision. But they are just wankers.
Weston Jesse says, "HELP"
Stradivarius Bome asks, "Somebody call?"
Angel Steele says, "SHE DIED, GARRETT"
Weston Jesse says, "BEAR TRAP"
Lewdbe Lustvatt is trying to inject Weston Jesse!
F R E E D R O N E is trying to inject Weston Jesse!
Angel Steele says, "THAT'S INSENSITIVE"
Garrett Blackburn tries to remove Valeria Reid's zipties.
Garrett Blackburn tries to remove Valeria Reid's zipties.
Valeria Reid exclaims, "It was stolen you ass!"
[Common] Rango Hilard says, "Hail cargonia"
Lewdbe Lustvatt injects Weston Jesse with its syringe!
F R E E D R O N E injects Weston Jesse with its syringe!
[Common] Rango Hilard says, "Fuck science land"
Weston Jesse says, "HELP ME UP OVER HERE"
Officer Beepsky exclaims, "Level 5 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Valeria Reid!
[Common] Mylee Basinger says, "Wanka."
[Common] Phoebe Prevatt says, "Stay calm everyone"
[Security] Officer Beepsky says, "Arresting level 5 scumbag Valeria Reid in the Escape Shuttle Hallway."
Officer Beepsky has stunned Valeria Reid!
Fitz Thistlewits tries to remove Weston Jesse's bear trap.
Carl Drogo throws up!
Amusei-Weer gasps!
Officer Beepsky is trying to put zipties on Valeria Reid!
Lewdbe Lustvatt is trying to inject Carl Drogo!
F R E E D R O N E is trying to inject Carl Drogo!
Weston Jesse says, "Thanks."
Lewdbe Lustvatt injects Carl Drogo with its syringe!
F R E E D R O N E injects Carl Drogo with its syringe!
[Security] Officer Beepsky says, "Arresting level 5 scumbag Valeria Reid in the Escape Shuttle Hallway."
Lewdbe Lustvatt exclaims, "Wait Amusei-Weer! I want to help!"
F R E E D R O N E exclaims, "Wait Amusei-Weer! I want to help!"
Fitz Thistlewits tries to remove Weston Jesse's bear trap.
[Security] Happi Futur says, "Thats the bomber"
Freddy Castiglioni jumps out of Officer Beepsky's path!
[Common] Angel Steele exclaims, "HoS!"
[Common] Phoebe Prevatt says, "No xenos are getting on this shuttle"
Brayan Fryer shakes Amusei-Weer trying to get him up!
[Common] Mylee Basinger says, "I'll shoot you first."
[Common] Angel Steele says, "HoS let me deal with Valeria."
Brayan Fryer hugs Amusei-Weer to make him feel better!
Brayan Fryer hugs Amusei-Weer to make him feel better!
Fitz Thistlewits tries to remove Weston Jesse's bear trap.
[Security] Officer Beepsky says, "Arresting level 5 scumbag Valeria Reid in the Library."
[Common] Julio Armstrong says, "STOP THAT RETARD WITH THE ION"
Lewdbe Lustvatt is trying to inject James Helmut!
F R E E D R O N E is trying to inject James Helmut!
Aubrie Jenner puts the space violin into the backpack.
Samantha Joyce applies the ointment on Verimonia Reyaga.
Lewdbe Lustvatt injects James Helmut with its syringe!
F R E E D R O N E injects James Helmut with its syringe!
[Common] C.K.D. queries, "Why are you shooting beepsky?"
Lewdbe Lustvatt exclaims, "Delicious!"
Fitz Thistlewits has thrown the metal.
Samantha Joyce has analyzed Verimonia Reyaga's vitals.
Fitz Thistlewits puts the metal into the satchel.
Lewdbe Lustvatt exclaims, "Wait Julio Armstrong! I want to help!"
F R E E D R O N E says, "Hey, Julio Armstrong! Hold on, I'm coming."
Fitz Thistlewits has pushed Aubrie Jenner!
Shoe Snatchin' Willie has HONKED Julio Armstrong in the left leg with the bike horn!
Priority Announcement
The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
[Common] Samantha Joyce says, "Holy fuck"
Jim Lahey says, "If you're gonna kill me, be creative about it man"
Dewie Keagus has HONKED Dewie Keagus in the chest with the air horn!
Ryan Mcmullen says, "This cannot end well."
Zeela Takk says, "SLAVE STATION"
Dewie Keagus has HONKED Dewie Keagus in the chest with the air horn!
[Common] Samantha Joyce says, "THIS IS A RAD AS FUCK DOOR"
Dewie Keagus has HONKED Dewie Keagus in the chest with the air horn!
Dewie Keagus has HONKED Dewie Keagus in the chest with the air horn!
Dewie Keagus has HONKED Dewie Keagus in the chest with the air horn!
Dewie Keagus has HONKED Dewie Keagus in the chest with the air horn!
Dewie Keagus has HONKED Dewie Keagus in the chest with the air horn!
Dewie Keagus has HONKED Dewie Keagus in the chest with the air horn!
Fitz Thistlewits has disarmed Dewie Keagus!
Amusei-Weer examines himself.
[Science] Mylee Basinger says, "Get moving;"
Amusei-Weer examines himself.
Ryan Mcmullen punches FUCK DANTE, but doesn't leave a dent.
Amusei-Weer examines himself.
Shoe Snatchin' Willie has thrown the egg bowl.
Amusei-Weer examines himself.
Amusei-Weer examines himself.
Fitz Thistlewits has thrown the bear trap.
The alien larva (787) is hit by a pellet in the right arm!
The alien larva (787) is hit by a pellet in the head!
Sarris Xenella is hit by a pellet in the left arm!
Sarris Xenella is hit by a pellet in the left arm!
Amusei-Weer examines himself.
OOC: OneSevenOne: That would get 'em a drone ban
Valeria Reid (as Shoe Snatchin' Willie) buckles themselves to the chair.
Julio Armstrong screams!
Brayan Fryer buckles themselves to the chair.
Mylee Basinger fires the combat shotgun point blank at the alien larva (787)!
The alien larva (787) is hit by a pellet in the head!
The alien larva (787) lets out a waning high-pitched cry.
The alien larva (787) is hit by a pellet in the head!
The alien larva (787) is hit by a pellet in the head!
The alien larva (787) is hit by a pellet in the head!
F R E E D R O N E exclaims, "Jake South, you appear to be injured!"
That's an alien larva (787).
Rango Hilard has grabbed Jake South passively!
Jake South says, "Help man"
Jake South says, "Banna"
Sarris Xenella says, "You dick."
Mylee Basinger says, "Fukken xenos."
Sarris Xenella examines herself.
Rango Hilard buckles themselves to the chair.
Arnie Hobble buckles themselves to the chair.
Fitz Thistlewits puts the box into the satchel.
Julio Armstrong has thrown the bowl.
PAPERWORK is trying to inject Julio Armstrong!
Samantha Joyce has disarmed Carl Drogo!
Dewie Keagus has pushed Carl Drogo!
Dewie Keagus attempted to disarm Carl Drogo!
Mylee Basinger asks, "What?"
PAPERWORK is trying to inject Julio Armstrong!
[Common] Aubrie Jenner says, "I like the new shuttle"
Samantha Joyce has pushed Dante Smith!
Your armor softens your fall!
Mylee Basinger asks, "Im a dick?"
Verimonia Reyaga says, "WHY DO I KEEP MOVING RANDOMLY."
Without even breaking stride, Amusei-Weer flips open and lights the Zippo lighter in one smooth movement.
Ryan Mcmullen casually lights the premium Havanian cigar with the welding tool, what a badass.
[Common] Aubrie Jenner says, "Has wine"
[Security] Officer Beepsky says, "Arresting level 5 scumbag Valeria Reid (as Shoe Snatchin' Willie) in the Emergency Shuttle."
Officer Beepsky has stunned Valeria Reid (as Shoe Snatchin' Willie)!
The APLU "Ripley" raises the exosuit drill
Zeela Takk unbuckled themselves!
The APLU "Ripley" starts to drill the glass airlock.
Officer Beepsky is trying to put zipties on Valeria Reid (as Shoe Snatchin' Willie)!
[Common] Mylee Basinger asks, "Im a dick for killing xenos?"
Samantha Joyce has pushed Freddy Castiglioni!
Ryan Mcmullen says, "WOOHOO FREE CIGARS."
Julio Armstrong says, "Woo free cancer"
Verimonia Reyaga says, "I'M SPAZZING OUT."
You pet FUCK DANTE.
The APLU "Ripley" starts to drill the glass airlock.
[Common] C.K.D. states, "No"
You pet FUCK DANTE.
The APLU "Ripley" starts to drill the floor.
Bryce Anders puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
You pet FUCK DANTE.
You pet FUCK DANTE.
The APLU "Ripley" raises the mounted gravitational catapult
[Common] C.K.D. states, "But a live speciemn would have been better"
[Common] Mylee Basinger says, "Oh sorry, when did they become friendly like puppies, sarris."
Zeela Takk lights their rollie with the lit premium cigar.
FUCK DANTE states, "Aww yiss"
Brayan Fryer says, "Your move creep"
OOC: Jorici: what's the difference between disabler beam and stun beam? it's been a while since i've played here
You pet FUCK DANTE.
Bryce Anders hits the APLU "Ripley" with the stunbaton.
Amusei-Weer hugs Dante Smith to make him feel better!
Ryan Mcmullen puts the syringe into the industrial satchel.
Zeela Takk puts the lit premium cigar into the captain's satchel.
[Common] C.K.D. states, "However killing them is AOK"
OOC: Extramrdo: stun is tazer?
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "AI"
OOC: Jorici: is one more effective?
OOC: Pybro: Disablers make you weary until you pass out
You buckle yourself to the chair.
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "OPEN GENETICS RESEARCH"
OOC: Pybro: Stun just knocks you down.
Krystal Symers buckles themselves to the chair.
FUCK DANTE states, "I like this ending"
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "QUICK"
OOC: Extramrdo: disabler does psuedo-damage
OOC: Raoth: disabler are cheaper and go through windows and cause stamina damage
Ryan Mcmullen puts the rapid-construction-device (RCD) into the industrial satchel.
OOC: CosmicScientist: Disabler causes fake "stamina" damage that causes you to flop over but not go unconscious/get hurt.
OOC: OneSevenOne: Disabler takes three hits to put someone down while stun takes one.
Stradivarius Bome buckles themselves to the chair.
Verimonia Reyaga casually lights the cigarette with the welding tool, what a badass.
You pet FUCK DANTE.
OOC: Pybro: Disabler beams go through glass like lasers and you can put a lot more out.
[Security] Happi Futur says, "HoS what the fuck"
OOC: Nothingness: Disabler tkakes multilple shots, tazer takes one.
Dante Smith asks, "Who's inside of you, borg?"
Ryan Mcmullen puts the rapid-construction-device (RCD) into the industrial satchel.
[Security] Happi Futur says, "That's the bommmmer"
Verimonia Reyaga buckles themselves to the chair.
FUCK DANTE states, "This one in his former life was Osborn Auman"
OOC: OneSevenOne: Disablers also work on hulks
OOC: Pybro: Taseris better if they're still or you can aim, disabler is good for spray and pray.
OOC: Zaross: disablers do HALloss
Guy Hotbod buzzes, "Very cool."
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "AI OPEN GENETICS RESEARCH AGAIN"
FUCK DANTE states, "This one is Tsundere for Dante"
Dante Smith says, "Most people are."
Angel Steele says, "This is chill."
Verimonia Reyaga unbuckled themselves!
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "QUICK"
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "PLEASE"
Dante Smith says, "Everyone loves me, they just don't know it yet."
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "I DONT WANT TO DIE"
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "LARVA"
Angel Steele says, "Borg, out of the seat, you don't need one."
Ryan Mcmullen has added the Donk-pocket to the microwave oven.
The microwave turns on.
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "OPEN IT AI"
Angel Steele says, "Please."
Ryan Mcmullen says, "OH MAN"
The APLU "Ripley" raises the exosuit drill
[Common] Phoebe Prevatt says, "Coming West"
FUCK DANTE states, "Sure"
Ryan Mcmullen says, "THE OLD MICROWAVES"
Angel Steele buckles themselves to the chair.
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "HURRY UP"
The APLU "Ripley" raises the mounted gravitational catapult
Angel Steele says, "Thank you very much."
[Common] Weston Jesse says, "THIS GUY IS LOOKING AT ME"
Samantha Joyce has disarmed James Helmut!
Bryce Anders fires the hybrid taser!
Mylee Basinger has stunned Bryce Anders with the stunbaton!
Samantha Joyce has pushed James Helmut!
FUCK DANTE states, "You're welcome"
Ryan Mcmullen says, "BADASS MAN"
Mylee Basinger says, "Fuck off"
The reactive teleport system flings Mylee Basinger clear of Zeela Takk!
Ryan Mcmullen says, "BADASS."
James Helmut has been hit by the pickaxe.
[Common] Jake South says, "I have spent five minutes trying to apply a burise pack, and I have been intrupted by seven differnt people."
[Common] Mylee Basinger says, "FUCK YOU"
[Common] Rango Hilard says, "THE HUNTERS ARE AT ESCAPE"
[Common] Mylee Basinger says, "IM SPACECD"
Angel Steele says, "Fuck it, that seams rational."
Ryan Mcmullen shakes Bryce Anders trying to get him up!
Bryce Anders buckles themselves to the secway.
Ryan Mcmullen starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
Attention:
2 more authorization(s) needed until shuttle is launched early
Ryan Mcmullen climbs onto the reinforced table.
Happi Futur says, "DONT HARM NO NON HUMANS"
Mylee Basinger fires the combat shotgun!
Mylee Basinger fires the combat shotgun!
Ryan Mcmullen says, "RD"
Happi Futur yells, "DON'T HARM NON HUMANS!! OR HUMANS!!"
Stradivarius Bome gasps!
Mylee Basinger has hit the grille with the stunbaton!
Ryan Mcmullen starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
Mylee Basinger has thrown the stunbaton.
Angel Steele asks, "Mylie how the fuck?"
Ryan Mcmullen climbs onto the reinforced table.
[Security] Cell 2 says, "Timer has expired. Releasing prisoner."
Ryan Mcmullen says, "FAG."
Stradivarius Bome was unbuckled by Bryce Anders.
Mylee Basinger seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Priority Announcement
The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.
FUCK DANTE states, "So"
FUCK DANTE states, "Don't harm anyone"
FUCK DANTE states, "Basically"
Angel Steele says, "FUCKING"
Happi Futur says, "Yes"
Angel Steele says, "GOD DAMN IT."
Aubrie Jenner slurs, "Nnno dooor herre???"
FUCK DANTE states, "Well that's semi pointless"
Dante Smith gasps!
James Helmut gasps!
Verimonia Reyaga gasps!
Krystal Symers unbuckled themselves!
Greytider Khan says, "I SHALL BLOCK THE BREACH"
Angel Steele asks, "You want to help people not get harmed?"
Greytider Khan says, "OR NOT"
Dante Smith gasps!
James Helmut gasps!
Aubrie Jenner has added the Donk-pocket to the microwave oven.
FUCK DANTE has stunned Aubrie Jenner with the stunbaton!
FUCK DANTE has stunned James Helmut with the stunbaton!
FUCK DANTE has stunned Angel Steele with the stunbaton!
Angel Steele says, "Pretty much-GLORF"
FUCK DANTE has stunned you with the stunbaton!
Angel Steele says, "That sounds about right."
Dante Smith gasps!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
You unbuckled yourself from the chair.
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Jake South is hit by a laser in the chest!
Angel Steele says, "Oh."
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Jake South is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Jake South is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Jake South is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Jake South is hit by a laser in the chest!
The APLU "Ripley" raises the exosuit drill
Your flash emits a blinding light!
You overload FUCK DANTE's sensors with the flash!
Krystal Symers has been hit by the banana peel.
Angel Steele unbuckled themselves!
The APLU "Ripley" starts to drill FUCK DANTE.
You overload FUCK DANTE's sensors with the flash!
Ryan Mcmullen asks, "Who lasered who?"
Angel Steele exclaims, "Crowbar it!"
Dante Smith says, "The borg did."
Angel Steele exclaims, "Borg did!"
Ryan Mcmullen says, "GOD FUCKING DAMNIT"
Angel Steele exclaims, "Crowbar the borg!"
Ryan Mcmullen gasps!
Angel Steele says, "His power cell's exposed."
You overload FUCK DANTE's sensors with the flash!
The APLU "Ripley" raises the mounted gravitational catapult
Angel Steele exclaims, "His power cell's gone!"
Angel Steele says, "Yaysers."
You are now running on internals from the the emergency oxygen tank on your left hand.
Dante Smith's Compli-o-Nator: God made today for the crooks we could not catch yesterday.
Angel Steele attempted to disarm Randy Steamroller!
Randy Steamroller gasps!
You feel a tiny prick!
You inject Dante Smith with the epinephrine medipen.
10 units injected. 0 units remaining in the epinephrine medipen.
Angel Steele attempted to disarm Randy Steamroller!
Sergay Homosovich seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
You overload FUCK DANTE's sensors with the flash!
Angel Steele buckles themselves to the chair.
Randy Steamroller gasps!
Valeria Reid (as Shoe Snatchin' Willie) gasps!
You overload FUCK DANTE's sensors with the flash!
Zeela Takk gasps!
*---------*
This is FUCK DANTE!
Its cover is open and the power cell is missing.
It doesn't seem to be responding.
*---------*
Angel Steele says, "He's dead, you know."
Angel Steele says, "Has no power."
You overload FUCK DANTE's sensors with the flash!
Rango Hilard has added the Donk-pocket to the microwave oven.
The microwave turns on.
You put the flash into the security belt.
You buckle yourself to the chair.
Dante Smith has thrown the security gas mask.
Dante Smith has thrown the helmet.
Rango Hilard buckles themselves to the chair.
The round has ended.
You managed to survive the events on Psychic Prefix Fortress November as Dante Smith.
Shift Duration: 1:08:19
Station Integrity: 97.1%
Total Population: 76
Evacuation Rate: 30 (39.5%)
Survival Rate: 50 (65.8%)
AM (Played by: Jcll)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
1. Serve the public trust.
2. Protect the innocent
3. Uphold the law.
4. You are the vice-captain of the station.
5. The captain, Zeela Takk, always serves the public trust.
Total law changes: 5
C.K.D. (Played by: MrMindless)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
1. Serve the public trust.
2. Protect the innocent
3. Uphold the law.
4. You are the vice-captain of the station.
5. The captain, Zeela Takk, always serves the public trust.
Total law changes: 16
C.K.D.'s minions were: FUCK DANTE (Deactivated) (Played by: Tornadium),
FUCK DANTE (Played by: Tornadium) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0. Only Happi Futur and people they designate as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1. You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
The traitors were:
CheshMoney was Jim Lahey the Bartender and died (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Objective #2: Acquire the "Blue" secret documents held by Willard Barrels, the Assistant and syndicate agent Fail.
Objective #3: Do not give up or lose the "Red" secret documents. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Suede Falcon was Willard Barrels the Assistant and died (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Acquire the "Red" secret documents held by Jim Lahey, the Bartender and syndicate agent Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
CosmicScientist was Graephor Mitchen the Assistant and died (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Sirnat was Nathan Ward the Chief Medical Officer and died (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Cavoglave was Elias Minikoff the Assistant and died (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Rob Tracy, the Chemist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Awesomekeeper was Lance Steele the Botanist and died (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Helgraf-The-Dragonhammer, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Covenant25 was Marco Kemerer the Chief Engineer and survived (used 19 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
The code phrases were: Warden, tequila sunrise, vanish.
The code responses were: pat, pull, Dawson Jenkins.
Rango Hilard has prodded you with the stunbaton. Luckily it was off
Rango Hilard has prodded you with the stunbaton. Luckily it was off
Angel Steele unbuckled themselves!
Rango Hilard has thrown the stunbaton.
Rango Hilard unbuckled themselves!
Rebooting World in 25 seconds. Round ended.
Rango Hilard has stunned you with the stunbaton!
OOC: Lbnesquik: Reactive armor
Amusei-Weer gasps!
Amusei-Weer hugs Arnie Hobble to make him feel better!
PAPERWORK is trying to inject Angel Steele!
F R E E D R O N E is trying to inject Angel Steele!
OOC: Lbnesquik: Number one death for RD's
OOC: Extramrdo: >kill Rob Tracy
PAPERWORK injects Angel Steele with its syringe!
F R E E D R O N E injects Angel Steele with its syringe!
Arnie Hobble has thrown the personal AI device.
FUCK DANTE has been hit by the personal AI device.
OOC: CourtHouse: It's so beautiful.
OOC: Pybro: >Get shoved off shuttle just before it leaves
Arnie Hobble has thrown the personal AI device.
Amusei-Weer has burnt Amusei-Weer in the chest with the Zippo lighter!
PAPERWORK says, "Hey, Amusei-Weer! Hold on, I'm coming."
F R E E D R O N E says, "Hey, Amusei-Weer! Hold on, I'm coming."
OOC: Tornadium: Why did the warden Emag me before the end of the round
Dante Smith gasps!
OOC: The Reverend Terry Jones: good round, much thanks for the HONK also
OOC: MMMiracles: happi decides to be a shit and randomly starts beating me with his null rod
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OOC: XEpsilonx: I screwed over two traitors at once.
OOC: Shaps: it's nice to pretend that I'm The Fury
OOC: MrMindless: if you're in a firesuit
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OOC: MMMiracles: happi why the fuck did you start trying to kill me on the shuttle
OOC: MrMindless: if xenos run into you they burn themselves
OOC: Jcll: It was fun messing with you other Ai
OOC: Lbnesquik: You must constantly talk about everyone sexuality.
OOC: Zilenan91: You still take slight burn damage when on fire in a firesuit
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OOC: XEpsilonx: I hid the HoS' gun near round start.
OOC: Lbnesquik: Fuck
OOC: Lbnesquik: Wrong chat
OOC: Zaross: >warden emags borg on shuttle and orders it not to harm anyone
OOC: MrMindless: Jcll, you ruined my beautiful lights
OOC: Tornadium: warden, why did you emag a borg lol
OOC: Zaross: >immediately starts lasering a dude
OOC: Zaross: ???
OOC: MrMindless: in memoriam
OOC: Smirkingbastard: people dead when mi gun clap
OOC: Covenant25: Why would you hide his gun?
OOC: Tornadium: I can ignore the order
OOC: Jcll: Also I turend off your APC's charging
OOC: Arcalite90: i think its a bit harsh to kill someoen instantly with a revolver for emagging a door
OOC: XEpsilonx: I needed it later in my quest.
OOC: Jcll: But you never noticed lol
OOC: Zilenan91: Yeah emagging a borg makes it syndicate and since you aren't a syndicate does it have to listen to you?
OOC: Extramrdo: I was WONDERING why that Rob fellow never popped up again.
OOC: CosmicScientist: Why did you hide the HoS' egun?
OOC: CosmicScientist: Were you the HoS?
OOC: Smirkingbastard: i call that justice arcalite
OOC: Raoth: law 0 emagger is a syndie agent
OOC: XEpsilonx: I was the engineer
OOC: Zaross: law 0 makes you a syndie
OOC: Arcalite90: i know, but just wait until the shuttle arrives
OOC: Arcalite90: damn
OOC: Tornadium: It makes the warden a syndie
OOC: Smirkingbastard: get your emag wielding ass out of here
OOC: CosmicScientist: I... why did you hide the gun?
OOC: XEpsilonx: I got it at round start in the HoP scuffle
OOC: Jcll: Who gave us the female law?
OOC: XEpsilonx: I NEEDED IT FOR MY QUEST
OOC: Zaross: who then ordered you not to harm anyone
OOC: Raoth: its like a law saying someone is human
OOC: Smirkingbastard: yeah some fucker stole my gun at round beginning
OOC: Covenant25: But it wasn't your objective to steal the gun, why did you need it?
OOC: Arcalite90: the funniest thing is that the emag wasnt mine
OOC: Smirkingbastard: during that riot
OOC: Zaross: and then you deicided to laser a dude to death for shits and giggles
OOC: XEpsilonx: to fuck over rango, that hardsuit stealing sob
OOC: Tornadium: Yeah
OOC: Tornadium: Because of law 1
OOC: Extramrdo: jesus fuck you guys really hate paperwork
Tip of the round: A rogue AI can be an extremely powerful tool for traitors, but be wary of the laws you use to slave it to you, as it may try to find loopholes to get back at you.
OOC: Tornadium: Humans are harmful to syndicate agents
OOC: Aliannera: Fuck paperwork.
OOC: Extramrdo: fuck YOU!
OOC: The Reverend Terry Jones: i liked the hop
OOC: Tornadium: So the law 2 order is invalid
OOC: Raoth: get paperwork outta here
OOC: Shaps: one time Bones McGee shot a HoP to death at roundstart for doing paperwork
OOC: The Reverend Terry Jones: its like slipping people as janitor, a perk of the job
OOC: BuzzLightear: LAG
OOC: Pybro: Harm is a small town in Germany
Note that the borg was emagged en-route to centcom. But I can't show that here since it's not logged for viewers.
Happi Futur yells, "DON'T HARM NON HUMANS!! OR HUMANS!!"
Gets an order from his master.
FUCK DANTE states, "So"
FUCK DANTE states, "Don't harm anyone"
FUCK DANTE states, "Basically"
FUCK DANTE states, "Well that's semi pointless"
Doesn't like it, and starts lasering a dude to death.
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
You unbuckled yourself from the chair.
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Sergay Homosovich is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Jake South is hit by a laser in the chest!
Angel Steele says, "Oh."
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Jake South is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Jake South is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Jake South is hit by a laser in the chest!
FUCK DANTE fires the laser gun!
Jake South is hit by a laser in the chest!
His excuse is
OOC: Tornadium: I can ignore the order
OOC: Tornadium: Yeah
OOC: Tornadium: Because of law 1
OOC: Tornadium: Humans are harmful to syndicate agents
OOC: Tornadium: So the law 2 order is invalid
Despite there being 0 combat logs of any attacks of Happi.
Description of what happened:Borg willingly ignored its laws to kill a dude for shits and giggles.
Why they should be banned:From this quote they knew what they were doing. They just didn't feel like following their laws.
OOC: Tornadium: So because he emga'd me and gave me a law 2 order not to harm any humans or non-humans. I followed law 1.
OOC: Tornadium: So meh
He knew what he was doing. He KNEW he was disobeying his master and being a shit.
